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TED versus Magic mike ...one for the guys one for the ladies .....

There are two movies out this weekend ........TED the one  ,with mark walburg ,,,and magic mike .......well if you are a  guy, here's the  way you should  work it,  ....both go to the movies, and split you go ted, and she  does  mikey .....why you ask ....well........

First off, its a movie, about dudes  stripping....not for  the  men, its a  chick flick .....if you cave in, and go to it, with your  girl then you are  simply doing it ,so you will not sleep on the sofa ...simple  fact ,

here is a trick let her,  meet you there , with here  female  girlie  night out  girls....let here,.....  watch  magic  mike  ......while you go see ted ...which you know will be  fun , it  is rampant  teddy who likes  broad .......

Then when the movie is  done ,your  girl wil be  all lubed , and excited ...take her  to a  bar  across the road  ,get her hammered ......and bingo ..,,,,,.you have had  your  share of laughs and she has  gotten all excited ........the rest is all easy ....................…

Sweaters draped over the shoulders ,not cool....only in miami vice in the 80"S

Okay , i go to this place  called  city place...its in west palm beach.........

Its very generic much like the other safe white places .... you know  they have tommy bahama ,ice cream,gap,baby gap....and of course  a  myriad of womens  shops ........surprise!!!!!...who are the big spenders .......

But the most annoying thing  about City place and their  generic  families....is the sweater guy.....listen  up .....fashion aside ....this was  cool at one point in time ...but it was  along time  ago  ...and  to carry it off  you had  to  be crockett and tubbs .....

These guys were the only ones  ever  that  made  shoulder  sweaters  look good  becasue  they were  crockett and tubs...now its  ust looks  really really sissy ..like your mummy told you to wear it in case it got cold .......

But a sweater is  not much good in the  cold you should be out with a  leather  jacket instead of posing thinking that you are  really cool ....hate to say its  not it was  80's and they are gone

But in all…

Tom Cruise and Kati Holmes call it quits.....

You see,...... Tom Cruise  Kati Holmes,another couple fall by the wayside,

Hollywoood  just eats away at people soul.....So i guess the pint sized scientologist ....with all his  scientific wisdom, along with the power pf  mister hubbard ,....could not hold kati clinched in a scientilogical grip ....

Or maybe  she was sick of  his  ass...... or maybe its show me a  pretty broad and i will show you a  guy who is  over her ....and of course vice versa

 ....you know we  have to take katis  feelings into consideration...i personallly would not  becasue i thought all along she  was  a fucking idiot  for getting involved  with mister mission impossible

When the cocktail man was jumping up and down on oprah,s sofa ,i thought he was retatrded....and a lot of other  people did too,i had never heard of kati holmes ..until she was linked to cruise....

Those two never even got the 7 year itch ...i have said it always Hollywoood a-listers are nothing more than an intertwined incestious bunch, who can …

Bath Salts................

Bath salts i do not get this  deal, first of all,why call it bath salts,when its not,its  drugs why could the makers not be more creative.
I do not get  why the need to eat something, which users no is going to end up bad.Apparently,some guy ate another guys face ,after indulging in bath salts .....my point is  what the hell is in bath salts that  makes one  eat a homeless  guys  face. ..secondly that must have been  unhygenic....homeless  people do not really  wash their faces  to regular.......
Well i guess when you take bath salts  thats the last thing on your mind......

well the old  appendage goes ...reality is for people  who do not handle drugs ...and drugs  is for people  who do not handle reality ......yes , unfortunately reality  is not  all ginger bread ,cups 'o' tea ....and irish spring soap  .....but its easy to stay above the law....

Well bath salts will be banned, like all drugs ,becasue the majority screw up then there will be  something else and then there will be…
Anne curry bids faewell to the TODAY show ...well first of all i think she was  kinda hot when she was crying ......She will be on assignments,for NBC,........i guess they want fresh talent ,you know natalie morales ...savannah guthrie .i personally,thought anne curry made the show ,but never mind savannah and  natalie are hot  so thats all that matters ...

But anne,will be covering olympics ,and have a  job, so  us pigs  will just have  to settle for the  new broads  in town

Adele dumped by her bi-sexual boyfriend?...really a shock

Adele is revealing she  was dumped by her bi-sexual boyfriend ,.....well she better  get used to that ,is that  not what showbiz is  in a normal sense.....

Take a look at all the famous people ,even it got to johnny depp ,the man who shyed away from press and the limelight....

Has adele not figured out that hollywood eats  away at the soul of the famous......

And being dumped by her bi-sexual boyfriend ...well at least she has  already been seasoned for the life of fame .....

This is an every day occurence in hollywood so adele will fit right in if she moves there .......

Added not to all of this .........Adele is  great singer ....also she is  either  really fucking stupid or  really really niave,which i doubt....if she is  dating a bi-sexual dude,  and  does not know it unless he  has  not told  her of  course ...
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But during the  course of their  encounter,or whatever called ...
her bi-sexual beau is gonna  get  tired of, rugmunching/banging/porking/f*****g/, ......and  want a  piece of m…

who the hell is behind the nine tenths of a cent on a gallon of gas

I don't know about you,but when i gas up ,i just fill up my tank...whats the point of letting it go to E....

I do not however, get the whole deal,when you go to get gas ,...who decides/picks/or makes up the  nine tenths of a cent ?...what's the fricking point of this marketing stupidity ......how do you  manage to get the nine tenths ........

So ten gallon would roughly make a cent ...i mean what is one cent of gas ......i really do not know the reason behind this dumb practice ...

I know gas station owners have nothing to do with it, they only get  like a cent or two a gallon,so ....it must  be  these  thieving bastards at Amoco/BP/...etc....i guess it will continue ......there must be something in it for them ....maybe millions of the one tenths add up ......

TED the movie with mark walburg......

I know i must have problems, or maybe i still have some fun left in me, ........but i think mark walburg  and this teddy bear will be  funny........

As i am not a fan of any sort of chick flick....being a guy , i do like movies that are funny ,and  are saturated, in gratuitous violence ....

This is why i can never understand , why anyone would want to watch steel magnolias ,..............i have heard it is a bad chick flick,......but guys will suffer it to  get a piece off ass, because the girls  cry and shit ...

By the way , here is the truth behind chick flicks ...a guy that will go and watch a  chick flick,....... is only there ,because he knows if he does not go,......he does not get ass..........or simply he is a gay guy......its that simple......

Real guys like movies that contain the following.........

1.lots of farting............
2.lots of sex.................
3.lots of blood.............
4.lots of beatings  in time to music ...(like reservoir of dogs)......
5.fast driving............…

Reality series ...monster -in-laws.....are you for real....

Has anyone seen this pile of  shite......monster in laws ......this is the greatest  birth control ever .....who the hell feels like porking when the mother in law  comes  around ....

That shit is  better than the pill ....i mean  women are great,  but the mother -in laws ,spoil the shit.....unless the mother -in -law is hot as hell....(this only happens in Hollywood ,and surrounding areas, where all the old cougars get whacked out on the surgeons table).......

I think marriage is a pile of shit...always have always will ,....unless you want kids  ,but look at gene Simmons, and his kids , they never got married ....well gene did eventually, he pussied out ....not much of a  Rock god now...he bought into the ....oh you will be alone shite ..............

I personally think when you get married, you should flee from both parents, and if you are  really a good couple,  you can make it ...

This is how i think ,..but then again i am selfish .....so that would be up to you , to decide if i am or…

Penn state a name brand i hope all the kids sue them

Mister sandurky was not the only one ,that kept a  secret  about him, there  must have been  higher enchalents, in penn state , that knew  about this ,i fail to see how this  man, sodomized and raped young men,and no one else knew what was going on,........

Penn state, should also be pulled into this ,the other coach died unfortunately(or luckily who know)...but as sure as hell he knew something  ....Penn state name is a brand, and i think there  should be  more investigation ,these kids will suffer mentally for year to come .....

jerry sandursky, took away  from these  boys ,something  they can never  recover ,...he knew he was  doing wrong  from day one, ....,....because he used his status at Penn state to fulfil his carnival of sodomizing ......

This is a case of the old boy network(scuse the pun) , but we all know  what goes on with those  networks ....i do hope these people are adequately compensated, for their endurement and pain....

Mister sandursky has been nothing short of ignor…
Jerry sandursky got  sentenced to 45, of the 48 counts of child abuse....does it fricking matter....he is old, and is going to prison he will get about 400 years or so .....i mean whats the point of giving him 400 years ,why not  sentence him till he dies ...fair and square... ....

You reap ,what you sow, and mister sandursky ,in all his years , must have known, one day ,the shit would hit the fan..........

And to be quite honest ,i think his wife should be jailed also,.....i am sure a few people in PENN STATE must have known something, after all he was  doing this for a long time .......

i do  hope  mister jerry  gets whats coming to him.(literally). in the clink/jail/can.....there will be a lot of  hard  ass core convicts there, who will not  take  kindly to the shenanigans of mister sandursky.....

Payback will be unpleasant ,but i am sure,.....he will have plenty time to adjust !!!!!!..... : )

Queen Extravaganza...what performance

QUEEN were the greatest rock band  ever  ...well i think anyways ....i had the privilege last Friday ,of  seeing the new  queen ......called  queen extravaganza ......

Mark martel ,is the new  front man  in this  epic  performance,..  and if you went there and closed  your  eyes ...you would think mark is a  re- incarnated  Freddie mercury ....incredible   vocals  the drumming the whole deal.............

But  not only did the band play well ...really well they took the time and trouble to see their fans at the end .......

absolutely stellar performance ,.....  will watch them again....

Octomum tell us why she done the porn movie .....

Octomum,..... nadia sullerman,explained the reason why she done the movie home alone ,a self pleasure  style movie............

She claims ,it was a  self discovery movie , understanding her own body ,claiming she  had  never  touched herself down stairs ......

In life,  there are a  lot of things that do not ring true ,and this is one of them ...this women has  popped out 16 kids , and  claimed she has never checked out her stuff.........she is either one of the stupidest broads ,on the planet ,or thinking everyone else is ....

I personally ,will go out on a limb here ,....and say i think octomum was doing it,.......... for the cash!!  

Why do most women do work in the adult industry ,not because they love the idea of the living arts .....money, its fast easy  cash ....pure and simple...

Why do most strippers/entertainers/dancers ...do the  job ,........you know swivelling, on a  brasspole , and dance on the bar,and  inhale all the cigar smoke,........and having to drink,even if they do no…

Beyonce cannot make up her mind ...heres why

I like beyonce she is talented ,wonderful voice,and a really good actress ,....not to mention she is smokin hot .......

But what i do find amusin and confusin is she has written a couple of records which totally contradict her thoughts ,....

her first record was i think it was called ............ "my love don't cost a thing " ....oh f******g really how  so .....you do not see  beyonce  living with a painter and  decorator ....(well we all know the Hollywood  a-list sect are  a  so like incestuous bunch)....

Then she wrote another  record....."if you like it  you had  better  put a  ring on it "..........now  to translate this , it send a  message to all beyonce  mall rats , when they grow  up ...guys have  to cough up a  ring  first ....any man with a spine , does not go into this practice....


Here is my thing, if you like it you better put a ring on it...........on what ....her mind/personality/finger/intellectual conversation /her FRO....(female reproductive orga…

Le Bron the king of basketball

Le bron james is crowned king ....well why not......this guy is a phenomenon....i never really appreciated  basketball,until i saw this man play....

Every now and then, a  legend   comes along ,and this man is  legend ...his jumping is  incredible...i wished i could jump so high......

He is worth his weight in gold ....and quite rightly so .....i tried playing basketball for about half an  hour, and i was  beat...so this aint no sissy game, its tiring .......i think volleyball is more my game ...

Anyways congrats to lebron james ,....he is  definitely a true athlete in  every way, after  what he has  done for the heat ...they owe him ,big time ...without him, the could not have  done it ,he is truly the jewel in Miami heats crown ....

Johnny depp is single ......unlike the rest of single guys....

Johnny Depp became single ....unlike the rest of single male population ....johnny does not to worry about dating, unlike the rest of us .....

this man can go to a convenience store, in a deserted  area, and  still pick up a broad ............after all he is  johnny depp...he has  been spotted cavorting with hot actresses ....well why not, he has been .....banging/plugging/porking the same  broad  for umpteen(14 that may seem like umpteen) years...

I mean i get relationships, and some are special ,but the temptation ,must have been there ,hollywood  eats away at people.....it kills  most relationships ....

Its been known in relationships, to have the seven year itch...well johnny has been in a 14 year relationship ,.......  2x7.....he is  almost 50 time to have some  fun.....he has been spotted with a  bi-sexual actress amber heard (lucky bastard!!!)....and why the hell not !!!!!!

All i can say is well ,done matey...why not its fun being single ...but when you are  johnny depp and single …

Old lady bullied on bus .....

Here we go ,this is  shitty kids  from shitty parents......nothing more nothing less  ...they have to get it  from somewhere ......

Whats the bet, these  kids  get no punishment from their  parents, ......all these  people  running shit and  giving kids  too much power...............

I have said it  now, and will say it again, when a couple are married , especially in USA , the parents  put the kids , first  why......in France  the kid  does  not rule the roost  ...

This is the  mistake,  American  parents make ..if a  kid  comes along its should be third ,.......  with boundaries of  course  

In marriage  parents should come first, kids are newcomers and should be treated  accordingly what the  the laws making  kids  untouchable 

This is the reason i do not have  kids ...... when you see them abuse the old  lady on the bus .....

Up to 27 million people living in slavery: US

Why is anyone surprised by this.....human slavery ...in America .....they can't be serious ,they did not know this was  a big business.......

When you see that two third of the world, is third world ....and the other third is crime /govt/medical /and Joe public ......

How else do the upper crust get their kids looked after /their houses cleaned/dinners cooked....

loads of officials have been caught with bought humans, that  could not leave the houses  of these  people .....

Slavery is slavery ,.....in anyways  shape or form ,...and if you are educated ...then this should never happen...although i  have heard that Russian broads are sold off as hookers ........and strippers...

i think a lot of these  people are conned into a better  life  being promised it by someone else

Here is why i have a problem with that ...when people tell me stuff ...unless i really know  them........its cobblers ....i usually  hear and treat their non -constructive rhetoric with disdain .......

If someone told me…

Lakeshore Laments Man Kills Small Dog With Single-Punch to the Head

This is one guys skull i would like to crack ......

ted shuttleworth .....this piece of shit /no good /loser/retarded slug////punched a  4 pound poodle and it died....why because he was angry with the animal .....

I don't know  about anyone else , but i think a  man that hits an  animals  is  a spineless  turd ........only a gutless bastard hits an animal that cant fight back......

I hope this guy dies in jail ,or gets raped, and gets aids, and then when he is  emaciated , get  kicked in the eye  socket , or left in a wal- mart parking lot and rats  eat his  feet .......

Hebrew national not kosher ....really theres a shock ....

Hebrew national claimed its hot dogs wee kosher .....i always thought this was  a pile  ....

First of all ,..all kosher  meat  has to blessed  by a rabbi ,and its hung up ,and its throat cut, while its being blessed......... correct me if i am wrong but Hebrew national sells a shite load of hot dogs ....

So do they have a  kosher assembly line , rabbi's  constantly blessing the cows , while they are being mercilessly butchered ......

But look who owns Hebrew national ........con agra   these  were the bastards that  had the old dying cows,  the illegals working there  ,and  the injured cow being hauled around in a  fork lift  .....

If  your memory serves any good  ,they were  on TV when the owner  was  sweating, and  gagging at the videos ....

I have  always  thought hot dogs were shite, and  made  from the  shite of  bovine  you know the bits you  cannot sell 

You have to be out of your  gord ,or  f*****g high ,to think that a hot dog is all beef ,....... since when was  meat pink ....…

The glass house.....predictable losers

Oh boy!!!!  here  we  go  ...another bunch of has  been  looking for the instant  reality, to get  noticed ...you  know  like  man jaw Bethany......yes there will be bikinis and sex !!!!!....really  wow!!!  this will be a first........but should be fun

I think there  may be one  smart one in here  ,(alex ballbuster) although i am looking for it......have you seen the quizzes they get ....where  do they find  these  losers.....chuck e cheeses!!!!!...sorry to chuck e cheese employees.....

One of the girls is in MENSA  ....are you f*****g  kiddng me ...i thought intelligent  broads  were  selective.....(apparently not).......

Hey maybe one of the choices  could be the audience maybe send them a  gun and they could play Russian roulette

Although the 450 lb gay guy blew out the hot tub .....f*****g epic  ,glad he never  sharted ............ what ratings that would have been ....so so so funny........

One of the girls said she had a  European attitude .......what the hell does that mean  ......

d…

Sir paul mCartney ....70 years old today

Sir Paul McCartney  hit 70 years old today.........incredible   what  a musician .......

You got to hand it to the man  ,he defies logic,and is loved  by the planet.......

Paul is  an inspiration, to anyone who thinks getting old  is shitty,...well Paul is  living proof  that age ,......is all in the mind ...

Pure and  simple ...if you want to get old ,and think you will ,you will ....and Paul still manages to get  a piece of  ass........Yes !!!! he has  money and lots of it ,but ...its still inspiration and Paul keeps  rocking ,and so does Ringo at 71......

If you love what you do ....then its all good ........

Stay happy ,stay young ...!!!!!!

bacon apocolypse festival...........

three and a half tons were sold at this  bacon festival in de moines Iowa...........

there was everything from toothpaste ,to bacon , to sexual lubricant ......yes  from time to time i have known to be  a pig like most men  ...but lube ...no way.....

All the products at the festival ,are all made from  bacon 

Listen i have said this now and will always  say  again,........all men are pigs and every women like a  little  bacon between her  buns !!!!!!.....

But i have to say  bacon lubricant  what sort of couple uses  this  shit...i certainly ,would not like to meet them/smell them/or even touch them......

Who would have thought that those  innocent looking pigs and piglets ..would end up as  ass cream ...i am sure Maxwell from geico   would be quaking in his boots.........

Fathers day .....in some places a height of confusion....

Well i like to take advantage of some days, and this is one of them ,....why you may ask,...well because i hate those sons of a bitches at hallmark,always ..they make cards for all sorts of  bollocks, and they pay people to write ,stupid shite mostly on the cards ...which in all honesty most kids could write....

The problem is hallmark, and that other company, greetings, or whatever ,actually pay some people to write shite on cards ...one liners ,or a  fricking sentence .........and they get royalties, or some shit or other ....and you know, its an opulent ,/bored/unporkable housewife ,named marge ,(and has a 90lb husband who has  a woodshed and spends all his day building country wooden crap...),who lives in boyzi idaho....or shit kicker ,falls three crows junction ...or that large boring cheese place...wisconsin),  ..because no one  else could be that bored to write the folowing bollocks ,and you have all seen this shit .....

 ...similar to a  hallmark writing inside a  card .....

 on …

Tight rope walker ..niagra fall,,,,,

I have to say i am a  day or two, late on this  one  ...like  everyone else ,i had  to watch this  media  spectacle , i think my self,  like the rest of the audience , we were looking for shit to  happen....

I mean, why else would i watch it ...hoping ,for a  disaster ...yes i  know its a spectacle , but  people  want to See  shit  happen,  its  only human.........why do they watch dangerous  sports ....

Although golfers, they  just watch  golf , for   well  the guy hitting the ball  ,unless  someone  gets  f***d up, with a golf  ball  then  that  is a spectacle .....

But i have to say, this  guy done a  great job  but after all ,he was  from  family of tight rope  walkers......  i am from a family of  naval pioneers, and  really, the pool is  okay with me  ...i do not like the sea , and when your in a  boat your trapped )....(not a good place  to be ) .......  and  did practice ....however this  does not exclude the fact that he has  nads  to do that i Hope , he was  sponsored  well by …

Clearwater florida ...scientology capital starnge place ....

Listen i do not buy, subscribe, or enter , into any sort of organisation, following, or whatever,...............

I once went to a Scientology meeting, for the hell of it ,as i am  a person that has  a lot of  time on their  hands .......

And  can generally f*** around  with things, i thought i would waste the time of  the tom cruise  sheep and go .....well its  seemed  like they  were  a  strange mob  ..........!!!!!!!

 But then  when you see  tom Cruise ,the  pint sized weirdo,A list actor , and  john Travolta , sad  really  Travolta  a  great actor ........but let his  kid  die  because of the Scientology beliefs........?

You know, i do not get into any movement/religion/cult/gathering...where you put a person, who  you  dearly  love in the path of  death ...


I found the followers/disciples/sheep/drones, or whatever they are ,following the  path of a  man , who  is named  Ron Hubbard , he has  god like  status among the  masses ........now i get  all positivity  and to men , that does  …

Sandursky ....you reap what you sow!!!!!!

Gerry sandursky  is  trying to avoid  child abuse sex charges  ...now i could see if there  was one kid,  trying to get some  money ....but there are  nine  kids  saying he assaulted them in the basement .....

I  do not understand  the whole  deal with  mister  sandursky, he is a  coach at penn state ...he  never thought this  would come back to  bite him in the ass ........

Some day , kids  have  flashbacks and realise  something happened , that should have not......this guy  took advantage of the kids, and he was in the position to  do so  .......kids  love baseball or  football or whatever  he coached  i am not sure ...

Mister sadursky will find the tables turned when he goes to jail , maybe  revenge will be  sweet, or  sour ,maybe prison will teach him a thing or two or three........

John Edwards accquited ..scumbag ....

This asshole got off ...just shows you  how the wheels of Justice  turn  ...well  they  could not  prosecute,   because of the lack of  evidence ......

Here  is why the guy  is  a  low life,  he cheated on his  wife , while she was  dying  , and this  bimbo  bought his  spcheil ,but after all  he is a  politician....

I mean who knows what if  blondie , stops giving ass/booyah/sex/boom boom...........like his  wife  did   ...i am sure she was a  nice  women  ,and maybe did not feel like boom boom,  because she was  dying ..............but i feel he  could have waited , till she   checked out/croaked ....whatever.....

Will he wander off to  another blonde bint ,and turn out another  kid  like a lottery  ticket ....honestly , do these   so called  famous  people  not realise , in  about twenty  years, they will  figure out their  dad  is cheating dishonest   f****r  , after  all its  mostly what he is   known  for ........ is  a  dishonest   cheating asswipe.....and  a politician .....

Same …

HGTV'S house hounters is rigged its officlal.....

I have said it now all reality  TV  is rigged  ...here is another one  been exposed,...... HGTV's house hunters .... i am sure loads of people  have seen this one.........

Well apparently, they will not film until you have  gotten a house, ....you can't blame TV ........  for  being such  fucking parasites  preying on people,  with the chance of  pseudo stardom ...briefly!!!.....

There is a few  reality celebs, like Bethany  the square jawed drag looking skank , from the real the real housewives ...i think the only real thing about the real house wives is they are a  real pain in the ass .....

If there was ever a reality show  that made woman look like gold digging whores , thriving on  a man's money,  they have mastered it ..........all these  broads are mentally retarded and  are complete  disgusting with their  false  hair extensions, and their  spanx (although i would not refuse to pork a few ) ......how  would reality TV  survive without spanx .....

Back to house hunters …

barter kings...you don't seriouly believe for a moment

Barter kings the latest infusion of so called reality TV....i do not  for a moment believe this shit ...i mean these  people will do anything to get on TV, its a pile ......
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Of course the guy will swap his $8000 dollar Harley Davidson, for a box of  fly paper ...its a deal !!!!

Now we will have personal appearances by a barter much like Barry from storage wars .....

 barter kings will do (celebrity! ) appearances on telling people how to swap a dehydrated used condom, and swap it up to a Lear jet......well i guess it's good to offer hope in this reality based world .......


If these  so called  barter  kings are busy swapping shit what do they do for real jobs in the real world.......!.

Snooki has given up drinking

This retard is going to be one sorry ass mum,the reason she is giving up drinking because she does not want the baby to come out with three legs ..........

Here's a thing unless you are consuming vast  amounts of chernobyl Chardonnay .....or fukishima dai-chi blanc wine then all is safe ...?

You know they ,(and who the fuck are they)...say...... a glass of the old claret/plonk/grape juice.....is good for the old anatomy....but in snooki's case, she is not the brightest spark in the packet of sparklers ,so she may think, a case or two is safe.....

Social services may want to check in on the pint sized dumb ass ,if she thinks a glass of wine will give babies 3 legs ......

This soon to be minuscule mum goes from one stupid thing to another,  maybe she and Kim kardashian and Kanya (no mummy west)...........can do a  reality show.....and get sponsored by an abortion clinic...........!

CAR SURFING ...a new sport....sort of .......

There is a new  sport ...well sort of , its called  car surfing ......well here is a thing ...nothing ever  good , comes form doing bizarre  shit with a car...

The participants stand on the roof of the car while it drives  off.....well i like sports ,,,,but this is crazy shit....i get skateboarders  and pastranoesque  stunts with bikes and  shit ........but these  guys are Adrenalin junkies(and are professionals ) and seem to love  pain ....

The difference is a  bike probably weighs  maybe  30-40lbs and a  skateboard    not too much ...but a  car  is well  fricking heavy must be over a  1000 lbs or so ....without any grips ...so you know something is gonna go bad .....

I do like an adrenalin   as  much as the next guy ...but to me  a car is a  dangerous  machine unless you  are  Dana  Kirkpatrick or nascar dude ...but to use it as a  surfboard nah ......................

some girl got F****D up by trying this stunt and is now all messed  up ....she was a sporty girl  but now she has to lea…

Good bye C.S.I miami ......you will be missed ..maybe

Welly well oh well,.......... CSI is getting canned  ....i got to tell you , i liked  it for one thing, and  one thing only, ......Emily Procter ....yes  call me a pig ...(1-800-PIG )....and the girl with the really curly hair and nice  eyes .............

I mean i like the sunshine ,and the boats , and the skyline ,but, this show, had the worst  police  tactics  ever , it was a glam slam........everybody arrested was a  designer  criminal ........is it only GQ people  that  do shit in Miami................

You never really saw, a grossly overweight Cuban guy sweating all over  Emily.........but the show truly, in  the following of Miami was  fake and overrated the forensics.........

We all know a murder ,(which is  currently every day nearly in Miami ).........but  for CSI these  were  special murders ,of course a hot babe, in a hot tub, and a glamorous model fucking guy.........and of course, they spend all the Miami beach police man Hours in one  hit,..... because this babe was killed …

Prometheus got humped by madagascar 3...xcellent

I think its great a cartoons ,well sort of  beat the predictable fable Prometheus ............i think film makers are running out of ideas .....i am not into  science  fiction,....... as i think its  bollocks .....

 But lets have  fun  ,if its not science fiction we are being fed its the john carter/300/gladiator/medieval/romanesque.......bollocks its all preditable .....

I never saw avatar ...because i  have no idea  what the hell is attractive about  a  blue women .....at least  Madagascar keeps the kids happy and i am sure parents love it ...........


In the world of cinema , where can movie producers go, they keep re-making old movies, and they turn out bad , like the three stooges , those laughs are different now different time .......


they have redone star wars in a  different format who the hell cares ....i guess if that's  your gig.....


john carter failed miserably ,and cost Disney a pretty Penny , i guess they thought,they could unload a shitty book, on Jo public  but it never …

here is something you have to read ...........FREAKNOMICS

I don't know about you ,..... but every now and then,...... there is a  good  book audio or video.....its called FREAKNOMICS .......this is a total insight to life. and what we  do .and why we do. the stuff ...it might be too much. for some  people  who  do not like the truth........its  a  great insight to life. and how,corporations  do things  like , even to a kids  name , how important  it is  , even  down to  what we do why we  do these  things ...

I was enthralled  by this book,but had  already had an in sight to whats  been done /going on ..........so it was not that  much of  a shock  ...but if you  need a pinch in arm , this  might just the injection you need  ....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pacqiou versus bradley ..proves boxing has been fixed

Here we go ..this proves it boxing has and always will be fixed and  oh las Vegas ....a good honest place ....right !!!!!!!!!!....just goes to show you ..its all about the bookies ...

There is no way ,this  fight should have been lost by pacquiou ...another  blot on the face of  boxing,........ maybe  this is why fans are  ditching in drove's to  the MMA..........boxing deserves to die  an  sporting death  .....

I noticed the decline in boxing,since the Tyson era ,when Don king the biggest slug of all ,who has  sent many boxers  to a  demise ,....its the lowest  sport of  all ....for  corruption  ...i sincerely believe all sports are fixed  ...because ,the purses , and the  influences are there , its been  proven  even with soccer(football)....

Well when you consider Vegas ,........ the foot hold of  corruption (i.e mafia bugsy segal),.......the judges , not exactly representatives of honesty, ....like you could not buy of a  judge , ....i mean  what  does  a judge for any contest ge…

reward for obama and hilary .................

I  have to say i find this  absolutely entertaining .....the Al qaeda leader in Somalia, has mocked the bounty of 33 million bux ....by  counter offering another  bounty of  10 camels, and 20 chickens,  for the bounty of Obama, and Hilary.....

I understand, an sympathise, with Somalia, in being poor ....but ,here  is a thing .....33 million bux, or ten camels and twenty chickens .......now   maybe  in Somalia , a  chicken may be worth 8 bux a  piece,  and  a  camel , .....well i am not sure the  going market rate  for  a camel .......

But the odds ,are  heavily weighted against the Somalians, in the fact  that what the fuck  can you  do with 10 camels, and  twenty chickens,  unless you own a  farm of  course,  then you may be in luck   ...call me  materialistic , but if i am a  bounty hunter  i am  favouring cash.....

Call me a  capitalist,  but  livestock ,you have  to feed  it , clean up the shit, and deal with the eggs, and who the  who the hell needs  free range eggs,  you can get th…

Miss pennsylvania....says pageant is fixed ,,who cares

Miss Pennsylvania....resigned because she said the pageant is fixed ,,...really....you see i thought the girl who blew the judge  won the contest.......i always thought  that  was  how pageants  worked .....

But apparently ,it was  because they allowed  a transgender broad to participate in the pageant .....would a judge let a  transgender babe  blow him/her/other!!!!!!!...............

She said , she was told another contestant saw the top 5 list, ...well welly well oh well!!!!....is there a list of blowing orders ...wow i was not aware there was a top 5 blow list........

So now she is pissed of the Donald ,well this is not the way to pole vault a career ..........
 ...the Donald will skewer this loony airhead ......


Really who cares if  a pageant is fixed,...... i do not care, its all about the hot babes ,.........this is why guys watch it  for the hot babes ,why else would you watch it , for the evening  dresses.....!

she used the word "fraud "....is this girl retarded ,she won …

Reality TV hits an all time low ...............

I think reality TV has hit an all time low .....now they have recruited snooki and  j woww ,to do a show....hmmmmm........so pregnant snooki is going to be doing what .........i mean her talent is dancing ...drinking ...chasing guidos ....juiced up guys ....jersey,  style i guess  ....but now  some idiot has  knocked up the new jersey penguin...

So this will  be a show doing what ....watching snooki raiding the fridge ,and getting fatter...while j woww looks on and  emotionally weeps with them on a sofa ,with a gallon of rocky road ...and pie (said with a southern accent ...we all know  pie is  said with a southern accent)....

I mean a pregnant snooki , it will be emotional crying whining talking about boys and shit ......(because we know a real man .........even half a man i mean that literally,...... not half a guy physically........ although,he would be the same size of snooki ).... ..........boys are the only ones that have a  brain to deal with a  pint sized half wit .....


MTV...mus…

country singer may may be faking on america got talent

America's got talent country singer ....Tim Poe,and ex Afghanistan war veteran.from the......Minnesota national guard....said he  was injured , .......but the minnessota national gaurd...do not indicate he was  hurt by a  grenade  in combat...

Well there is a  an epidemic of Americans  telling people they were  in the military or injured  to get sympathy ...and  get laid ......well the laid part i understand ........guys have got to do  what they got to do  ...maybe lie a little .......

But this  guy has  been saying he got a purple....which he did not receive ...its awarded to men who got  wounded in the service ...he said he got  back and  brain damage , helping his fellow servicemen   and jumped on top his  fellows to save them ......

A lot of people  having been using the 9/11 day and the army to get  sympathy  why not just try  being  yourself its way easier ....you Will always  get caught in the end  .....

NBC  never checked out this  guy, and refused  to comment  ...hmm  wonde…

beer commercilas what a pile of shite !!!!!!

Don't you just love those snazzy beer commercials..... ..you know the one's where they promote the beer at a  party where  everyone is  anorexic and skinny and they are chugging down beer....and the girls are cute  and the guys are ripped ........

Funny when i go to a place  i never see the whole  bar thumping with perfect girls ...i see a bar where the TV is blaring and the people who are around the bar  are not anorexic  but they  do have Newport t_shirts baseball caps  or mechanics shirts .......

Of course these beer companies could not show the true commericals of stained beer bellied men with badly mismatched clothing(and ass crack jeans) and  women...well who are not anorexic.......

Who would want to see that really ...the beer appears  to  be a  positive  aspect so that's why the have to show those  ultra  hot babes  and guys all dancing after  a beer  or  two ....i don't know where that pub is  but not in any town  i have been in.......

Disney (mickey mouse is gettng in on the food crap now....

Disney is getting its claws in on the food  bandwagon....yes the Disney corporation cares about you folks ....(just like the American govt  cares about you ).........

Here is what i think $$$$$$$$  lots of $$$$$$$$......now you have  mickey mouse rolling in on your fricking food ...its called mickey check ....yes those good honest folks at Disney really really care about you the family entertainment company .....

Incidentally ............. Disney corp makes about $200 million a.year from the adult movie industry ....fact ....well what do you think daddy does  when mummy and the kids are sleeping after  a hot day of waiting in the sun.....no lying this fact is on the net..oh and the micro bar .....

So mickey will take all the profit making high sugar/high profit goodies out of Disney world ......not!!!!!!  you need the kids all sugared up so that they can wear mummy and  daddy down and at the end of the day they collapse so daddy can watch the chick flix....(the other chick flix)......

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