Saturday, June 9, 2012

reward for obama and hilary .................

I  have to say i find this  absolutely entertaining .....the Al qaeda leader in Somalia, has mocked the bounty of 33 million bux ....by  counter offering another  bounty of  10 camels, and 20 chickens,  for the bounty of Obama, and Hilary.....

I understand, an sympathise, with Somalia, in being poor ....but ,here  is a thing .....33 million bux, or ten camels and twenty chickens .......now   maybe  in Somalia , a  chicken may be worth 8 bux a  piece,  and  a  camel , .....well i am not sure the  going market rate  for  a camel .......

But the odds ,are  heavily weighted against the Somalians, in the fact  that what the fuck  can you  do with 10 camels, and  twenty chickens,  unless you own a  farm of  course,  then you may be in luck   ...call me  materialistic , but if i am a  bounty hunter  i am  favouring cash.....

Call me a  capitalist,  but  livestock ,you have  to feed  it , clean up the shit, and deal with the eggs, and who the  who the hell needs  free range eggs,  you can get them cheap enough at many supermarkets,...... not to  mention the feed you have to buy ....its really not a good idea  for the Somalians ....

By they way,  no offence to Somalians  in the world ...but are they fucking nuts ....

Obama is worth 10 camels ,i am sure he must be honored , that his life is worth camels ,in the dessert i guess, that's a big deal,.....but to the average urban city dweller,  camels are  about as much use as haemorrhoid's..........no apartment building i know  allows you more than a  pet or two ......but  showing up with ten camels  ...well the  possibilities of  eviction, look dam certain    not  to mention the smell..........!.
( you know the saying smell like a camels ass,..... well with that in mind ....times ten ....therein lies the problem!!!!!!!! )

And poor Hilary, well she is worth ten cocks, and ten chickens, kind of insulting really ....i mean , you can get them buggers anywhere, in the world ..........unlike camels, who come form exotic/arid hot/dusty/ terrorist ridden/inhospitable/mountainous countries  chickens can be found in every country in the world  .......

Even, if you are in Mongolia, in a trek, with a Sherpa, and you are thousands of miles up  ...there is some Mongolian guys, with chickens .........

Maybe i am an elitist ,or a capitalist, or a greedy bastard,  but,  funny thing you know,  the smell of  33 million bux, is way  sweeter,  than the smell of ten camels, ten cocks ,and ten chickens .....

they may want to re-think their offer ?.....





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