TED versus Magic mike ...one for the guys one for the ladies .....

There are two movies out this weekend ........TED the one  ,with mark walburg ,,,and magic mike .......well if you are a  guy, here's the  way you should  work it,  ....both go to the movies, and split you go ted, and she  does  mikey .....why you ask ....well........

First off, its a movie, about dudes  stripping....not for  the  men, its a  chick flick .....if you cave in, and go to it, with your  girl then you are  simply doing it ,so you will not sleep on the sofa ...simple  fact ,

here is a trick let her,  meet you there , with here  female  girlie  night out  girls....let here,.....  watch  magic  mike  ......while you go see ted ...which you know will be  fun , it  is rampant  teddy who likes  broad .......

Then when the movie is  done ,your  girl wil be  all lubed , and excited ...take her  to a  bar  across the road  ,get her hammered ......and bingo ..,,,,,.you have had  your  share of laughs and she has  gotten all excited ........the rest is all easy .....................


Magic mike is not a guy movie  ....although,you could go in there,  and  maybe  cop a  few  horny bints ........straight from a  friday office ....and they might  want to sharpen your pencil ...or you could hang out at the popcorn stall afterwards .....not a bad idea ....of course if you do go with your  chick you might get some live action..........