three and a half tons were sold at this bacon festival in de moines Iowa...........
there was everything from toothpaste ,to bacon , to sexual lubricant ......yes from time to time i have known to be a pig like most men ...but lube ...no way.....
All the products at the festival ,are all made from bacon
Listen i have said this now and will always say again,........all men are pigs and every women like a little bacon between her buns !!!!!!.....
But i have to say bacon lubricant what sort of couple uses this shit...i certainly ,would not like to meet them/smell them/or even touch them......
Who would have thought that those innocent looking pigs and piglets ..would end up as ass cream ...i am sure Maxwell from geico would be quaking in his boots.........
BLANKET .......OR DUVET OR WHATEVER !!!!!!!..........
Well first off !!!!!!!.....you know when you grow up and your name is fucking blanket!!!!!! .....there are not that many people name...
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Listen .......the planet is full of lonely....... desperate .....needy.....greedy ....insecure .......low self worth ......idiotic single...
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I mean for fuck's sake who does not like tan lines .......women love them on women .....men love them on women .......they are aweso...
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mark zucherburg just lost 7.2 billion dollars but he has another 82 billion so its not that bad when you have that much cash i guess .......
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