bacon apocolypse festival...........

three and a half tons were sold at this  bacon festival in de moines Iowa...........

there was everything from toothpaste ,to bacon , to sexual lubricant ......yes  from time to time i have known to be  a pig like most men  ...but lube ...no way.....

All the products at the festival ,are all made from  bacon 

Listen i have said this now and will always  say  again,........all men are pigs and every women like a  little  bacon between her  buns !!!!!!.....

But i have to say  bacon lubricant  what sort of couple uses  this  shit...i certainly ,would not like to meet them/smell them/or even touch them......

Who would have thought that those  innocent looking pigs and piglets ..would end up as  ass cream ...i am sure Maxwell from geico   would be quaking in his boots.........

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