Mayor mike Bloomberg want to ban large sodas in new york because they lead to obesity.....
They want people to stop buying large soda's well if you think about it this is totally absurd how can you do anything about it ...
Someone can walk in and buy two sodas that equals a large one .....what are they gonna ban you buying two sodas.....
You got to love the stupidity of this one ,they blame the sodas on obesity ,what else are they going to blame it on .....the boogie yes folks i love to blame it on the boogie any chance i get .....
Obesity has been an epidemic for years and it does not help that pizzas are large......................... Chinese meals are larger ......well they give you lots of shitty rice and less of the good stuff you ordered its a great scam the Chinese pull off its known....people will not be deterred by this new york fiasco they will just buy two ......
What are they going to ban next dorritos/cheetos/tacitos.......
they ban excludes water and 70% fruit juice and coffee .....oh and here s the fricking beauty............... alchohol ...yep let people get drunk drive and kill....that's all good !!!!! obesity is more important ...
If its not that its something else next you will be getting the soda police stopping you for a cup check .....
Thursday, May 31, 2012
john edwards ........... mistrial
There you go ,the wheels of justice are lubed just fine ...a mistrial for john Edwards ....now we all know its a great life being a politician
You see you can get in power fuck a women while your wife is dying of cancer ...then get some buddies to give you a shit load of cash ...!!!!!
And even have the balls to deny your baby........(how bad and shitty a man is he denying that the women he banged it was not his child )
This shows the heartlessness of a so called elect president if can you imagine what he would have done if he became president ...i shudder to think.....
Then he gets to publicly thank all the people who stood by him and the daughter he loves ( wait a minute........... didn't he try and say his daughter was not his ..
Well at least he said he has to live with the sins and he has to live with it ........i know he choked up in front of the camera boo hoo sob.......
great performance john bravo!!!! bravo!!!!!bravo!!!!! no bouquets for you .....
He will get his day guys like this have babies without thought and care and it will come back to bite him in the ass..........
You see you can get in power fuck a women while your wife is dying of cancer ...then get some buddies to give you a shit load of cash ...!!!!!
And even have the balls to deny your baby........(how bad and shitty a man is he denying that the women he banged it was not his child )
This shows the heartlessness of a so called elect president if can you imagine what he would have done if he became president ...i shudder to think.....
Then he gets to publicly thank all the people who stood by him and the daughter he loves ( wait a minute........... didn't he try and say his daughter was not his ..
Well at least he said he has to live with the sins and he has to live with it ........i know he choked up in front of the camera boo hoo sob.......
great performance john bravo!!!! bravo!!!!!bravo!!!!! no bouquets for you .....
He will get his day guys like this have babies without thought and care and it will come back to bite him in the ass..........
motorcyclist was doing 193 mph.....eeeek!1
Cops in NY (rosendale ) charged a man for driving at 200 mph...in the rain ....all i can say is this chap is f*****g nuts'''
The guy Anthony Anderson.....previously another motorcyclist was spotted doing 166 mph in the same month .......his answer to the cop was he was headed to hospital to visit a patient ......
Now looky!!!!! here....i have visited friends in hospital on may occasions ....it is never been an excuse to get there ...at very very very high speed.........this was a pony excuse ...i personally think mister Anderson is is just an adrenalin junkie ......
He was issued 14 tickets including one for speeding ........no f*****G shit really ......they did not know if he had a lawyer....
How could you defend yourself in front of a judge ...."your honor i was doing 193 mph because my friend was in hospital.....judges do not like to be insulted , so maybe he better just pay up....
on the positive side he could always go into professional motorcycle racing ,the chap sounds like he should be there and making the big bucks ...........
P.diddy"s son to get scholarship
Sean p diddy combs...(a.k.a) puff daddy.is worth approx 400 million bux....now, i do not have any problems with people having millions, if you can make it however you do, it then all is good (apart from hurting animals and kids ).....
However his son is getting a scholarship , estimated about $54'000.......he must be a good kid and talented good luck to him ....but you would think...... p.diddy(puff daddy)...(not sure why he changed his name from ridiculous puff daddy .to p.diddy...even more stupid )...(in Scotland diddy means idiot).....but you would think mister puff would have forfeited this money and paid for his son ...
I mean he has pots of the stuff,.... and California is cash strapped broke ass hell ......SIDENOTE ....California has no redeeming qualities ,it can have a drought and a flood at the same time,....earthquakes....wildfires...mudslides.....etc etc, yet its broke, and has all the rich living there,,, (strange ),,, overpriced lots of tax ...i guess it must be the weather that makes it appealing ...much like Florida the only appeal is the weather .......
You would think the puff would give some of his money to the place where his son is, you know a philanthropic gesture, .....ooopsss!!! can you imagine that ...nope because , that would dig into his jewellery fund ....... you know ice/bling/diamonds ...
Why would super rich...P. give money to a good cause , himself ....we all know how .absorbed mister diddy is ...although rumor has it , that the rapmeister himself ,likes to throw half to one million dollar parties .....yes and why not ...its all about him ...why would he give money to something that does not get him attention ....
this scenario once again relates to the famous bad press is better than no press at all ......mister diddy is not setting a good example at all his son's friends,they are going to think his dad is a jerk/jack off ...these famous parents pump out kids because they can, but the kids feel their parent fame ...look at some of the kids of famous people .....
I do hope his son goes on to great things and becomes a better person than his dad ....you know giving and charitable .....
Rattlesanke kills pastor...really .........
A serpent handling pastor in w.Virginia after his rattlesnake bit him .....during his sermon......now if that's not bad enough ...he saw a snake kill his dad years before ......
Pentecostal pastor Mark wolford ..44 is either one of both things either has not a gram of sense ...or does not know snakes are deadly....i do think he knew snakes are deadly
well all his speaking in tongues ,(which i have seen and completely have no idea what the hell language that is,
...but its quite funny and i have not seen any bible movie speak...not that i am i bible movie watcher ....its not ahrumetic(ithink thats how its spelt).....or whatever they call that what they spoke in mel (asswipe) gibson.... movie,,) passion of the christ.....
But if you see a snake kill yer pappi/daddy/father...you may wanna think about letting snakes left alone ......
The snake involved in biting him is a poisonous timber rattlesnake ..now i do not know about you ...i have handled a few varieties of snakes in my life ....but guess what , none have of them have been poisonous ........well here is a reason why .....but as a human being(not the greatest ambassador for the human race) ...but enough ....i believe in god ...but not enough for him to let me handle a snake that will kill me ....
Because i think it's stupidity and maybe god does not want people handling snakes that kill them ,after all he is a busy man and maybe let fate decide ......
certain religions believe snakes will bite them and they will survive the serpents poison ...i do not have that much faith.....!!!!!!
AVN Awards 2012.....hysterical
First off....i am all for the AVN awards....but this is a joke ...first of there is no difference between a porn star and a whore/hooker/trick/skank ...or whatever terminology you may want to use ......
Yes they call themselves actresses ....but their script for a porn star is really really simple ......oohhh!!!!!! aaaaaahhhhhh!!!!! ....yeah!!!!.......OMG!!!!!!! which everyone uses.... (so annoying in every reality show ...)...........
Its not like you need any qualifications to screw/bang/hump/f**k in front of a camera ........its just normal .....the only difference between the whore and the porn star ..is the size of the paycheck..they get ....
I have always been amazed at the fact that porn stars , really take themselves seriously ......and they have an award ceremony for it .......
They have categories for fucking ...yes awards for what we are meant to do for pleasure ........
But you will notice these porn stars have very glamorous names ..( suzy swallow...very creative,,,,,,amanda bang,,etc etc ......takes a lot of skill)...................maybe their agent made up the name .....( let me stop and say if you are a porn star and you have an a agent to let someone fuck you is this not an agent it's called your pimp!!!! what else could it be )....
You have to love?laugh/believe they have awards for best anal scene .....best double anal scene .......best blow job scene.... best gang bang...best group sex!!!!...........so on and so forth .......
And the best thing is these broads ...who come on stage and say ......."first of all i would like to thank my manager ...my company ... and god for letting me get accept this award for best sex scene "....
You have got to wonder in places prostitution is illegal but making a porn movie is not ..
The announcer steps up and said ......"i would like to introduce the super talented whatever her name may be"........super talented at what swallowing/fucking/anal/is this a talent i thought all humans done it ..........unless you live in some of these ooober religious towns where we know its not the thing they do ........
Now can you imagine how the kids of the porn stars must feel when they get older ...... their friends say " dude was that not your mum that got double ass banged is that the trophy in the cabinet ......
I mean i am as much as a pig as the next guy (i just admit it that's all ........but these girls but they are fucking stupid to think that they are actresses ...how can that be when they all share on brain cell ....)
Its the difference between a steakhouse, and hooters ......they will sell you all types of steaks and wines a complicated menu................however hooters will offer you beer and wings(and of course fries )..this is the difference between an actress and porn star........
I think it is great that they do have awards for whores .......i mean how could these girls survive in the real world ......these girls realise what their parts are worth and can make money from it...
But do they not care about their kids when they get older and maybe have a conscience ...i guess the money must override the thought of when they have kids ..........
The world revolves around sex !!!!whether anyone wants to believe it or not but it all boils down to one thing ......sex.....
Well when the memories fade and they forget they can always show their awards !!!!
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
Skydiver plans world record 120'000 feet from space
This summer Austrian sky dive Felix baumgarter is going to sky dive 23 miles from space...
Ya got to love this guy he has clangers/nads /whatever they call them he has them
To do this Felix will have to breath pure oxygen for an hour to remove nitrogen bubbles.......
He will stay there for 3 hours....allowing his body to adjust... then jump in a pressurized suit to stop his blood boiling....at great elevation ...well this is one for the (bucket list).....
If ll goes well and he lives ....mister baumgartner Will be the first ever human being to break the speed of sound in a free fall jump..
I do wish this guy the very very very best .....all i can say is this will be a hard act to follow what will he do after this .....!
Tuesday, May 29, 2012
dennis rodman child support ..gets off lightly......
Dennis rodman..owed $800,ooo in child support ...seems to me that's a lot of diapers and stuff........... that a kid could do with ...or books or maybe whatever it is a kid needs .......
I his days rodman was a great basketball player ...and probably made a shit load of cash....so why did he let his bill go to 800 g's .......
I have bumped into mister rodman once in a strip club...where he was popular and drunk.... ( wonder why huh !!!!) ......and once at the hard rock,....... but at the hard rock he was so drugged out of his head ...he was pushing people out of the way including me......
He will be working with at risk teens (whatever the hell that means at risk of what doing more harm to someone else).. and /or cleaning streets ....bit of a come down...for 104 hours....
Mister Rodman should be thankful he did not get the same charge in Florida .........they take away your licence and/or you may end up in jail if you are a non payer ........i guess California is needing the money more than jailing an ex sports hero.....
Always the famous get a pass ........i am sure if the average man on the street owed $800 grand he would not be sent to sweeping the streets.........
nope he would be a prisoners bitch for a while ......
chicago memorial day weekend 10 people killed ..surprise!!!
Well is anyone stunned by this ,......10 people killed in Chicago over the weekend , ...well its Chicago not like a nice placid place is Chicago not recognised as a slightly dangerous place......
Yes i do think so ....its Oprah country why would that not drive you to go shoot up somewhere .....Chicago is not like the easiest place on earth to walk around safely ........its known for violence ...so why are people surprised ....
They (who are they ) say it may be caused by the hot weather...........really what a pile of shit!!!!!! ....its hot so let go on a rampage ......i think there is a fundamental reason the 20 people got murdered /drugs/the economy /no money corrupt police racism/ no jobs.................the boogie .....yes once again blame it on the boogie why the hell not ....they want to blame the heat ... no its the boogie.....hey when all else fails we can blame the boogie ...it might make everyone more happy ...!!!!!
Is it safe to eat tuna form the japanese tsunami !!!!!.....
Well welly well oh well....is it safe to eat the tuna from the Japanese tsunami ...you know where all the radiation was in the nuclear power station....sure !!!
Its also safe to walk around Chernobyl like that dumbass movie , where the Russian dude convince six or eight or whatever asswads the town next is safe ......
Well if you are trying to get pregnant, and want a baby with 6 eyes and 4 arms then its delicious ...the only problem i foresee, with that situation is yes .....you could of course join a travelling circus......
But what if the baby needs glasses....or mitts it will get expensive ..............
Is the media really really really i mean retarded .....what would be safe from the tsunami in japan ....listen up ...this is simple if you eat tuna from japan ....you may want to go and get a gaga counter or something shoved in you .....
What part of radiation and tuna do people not understand , or you eat it , then start to wonder why your skin is peeling or your eyeballs drop into your fav soup or..... tuna !!!!!!!....
What s wrong with the media they should be warning people ........ do not eat tuna ...
There are elevated levels in the tuna , any levels is not good news ...so anyways , if you like to glow in the dark or have disco green turds ..
hey move right on in there .........?
Brain surgeon .. not so smart
here is something bizarre a brain surgeon ...yep a brain surgeon decides he wants to pop the question.......(engagement not marriage phew !!!!) to his chick/bint significant other ........
So he decides to hide the engagement ring in the sand....yep on the beach ....
Dr steve Carr .....from Denver ( let me say if you need brain surgery you may want to keep away from this dude ....)
When it came to the clinch....he forgot where he put the ring .....beach/sand/ ring /is this really retarded or what ...i would certainly not expect this from a brain surgeon ........
He had to enlist the help of a dozen people .......well fortunately mister carr...and the crew found the ring...also with metal detectors....
I am so glad he never his the ring in someones head to pop the question ,and forgot what patient it was .......could you imagine lying there and
his assistant asked you ...excuse me Dr Carr lost his engagement ring ,......do you mind him going back in for a look ......?
Monday, May 28, 2012
bachelorrete emily maynard gets is sweet until you cross her ...how diffrent
The bachelorette said she is a sweet girl until someone crosses her ...so she is the only bimbo single mum (exclusions blah blah )....that has a temper ....does she maybe want to stop and think this is why she is on her jack/self /single...maybe because the guy wants a piece of ass and not the grief that follows ......
She got upset when one of her dumb ass suitors(and i mean that sincerely) questions her parenting skills ...
Listen here i will say this ..its a known,(not just a guess ) fact that a lots of women have issues with their self esteem ...and if you think about its self esteem issues , do reflect on to the child especially if you are a media hungry whore like this one .....
She is a MILF and she is desperate for attention but you only get what you put out ...this is not a hard one to see .....sometimes people hate the truth ...but its the way to start,..... healing is accepting that you might be a shitty mother ...
She obviously see fame more important then her kid she is on a reality show looking for a man .........and these men are meant to be a bunch of some of America's good looking guys wanting to get a romance with her ..........(you might say this is a total crock of losers dying to get noticed and in the same breath get noticed and bang a chick...(its all gooooddddd!!!!)
.....being a guy i get them ...they are there for fame and f**k...if they are not they are not average guys .......
Denial is not a river in Egypt and never was .....its of epidemic proportions of how many people live in denial ....must be a good place to buy property or own a condo, its a very populated place ...can't get flights there, always overbooked ..(some might get it some might not ????).....
Simone as pretty as mamma bear Emily ...must be f*****d up in the head ...the last guy who impregnated her left her ...has any of these jug headed..mental case guys that are on the bachelorette ever asked themselves why ,is this bint single and hot .....
Well there is only so much...... baby mamma drama/aggravation /screaming /hollering/shouting .......a man can take form a hot piece of ass ...it gets tedious ...its not a lie its a fact ....
listen i have been known to piss off some chick/women ....etc etc ...but here is a stark fact ...show me a beautiful women ...and i will show you a man that's sick of her shit and gone ...and vice versa (very prominent in Hollywood ).....
Sex can only be so good for so long but if you are having to put up with shit for a little bit(sex that is !) then the bad outweighs the good).......there are exceptions like (coco and ice t.) but then who knows ....that just a bad example...!!!!
Emily(mamma bear) is a hot single mum thinking her excrement does not stink/make a smell/waft.......but the reality of it (not reality in TV land ) ...she is inducting her daughter into a life with a strange man ....
Sometimes women and men,....... in a strive to find what they think is the ideal catch .........is not always what it appears ..(easy women open their leg....foolish women open their hearts .....intelligent women open their minds )............and in the rush to be loved ......women are bad judges of characters ...not a fable .......fact......
and you have to ask yourself ...looks are only skin deep, but matter to the vain .....but what lurks beneath the looks , maybe ,more sinister than .......she could imagine ...its not the first time that the pretty boy ...has turned out to be demon!!!!!!!
Andretti loses the 500..maybe cursed
Does marco andretti ever take time out of his nice existence to wonder why he is losing ........maybe he is just plain shit and that's it ..
You know sore losers can always blame it on a curse /car /mechanics /weather /tires/gasoline/......but the again if he really was creative ..
He could always blame it on the boogie ...michael jackson did ...he never blamed the sunshine ,...no sirreee bob!!!!!!...which no one can ,unless you get skin cancer ...but then you should be careful ...you cant blame the moonlight ....no chance there ...but the boogie after all ...why not ....!!!
There is nothing worse than a rich sportsperson whatever the sport is blaming their tools/staff/weather /shoes/or whatever it takes for their shite performance .....just shut up and do it !!!!!
You can't always be number one forever ...ask tiger ....his wife never polished his clubs,... and washed his ball !!!!!! ,....i think this is why he lost :).....some might say ...but if your shite and had a bad day .....stop f*****g whining,...... and cash your nice fat check/cheque........and go enjoy your money .......
You know sore losers can always blame it on a curse /car /mechanics /weather /tires/gasoline/......but the again if he really was creative ..
He could always blame it on the boogie ...michael jackson did ...he never blamed the sunshine ,...no sirreee bob!!!!!!...which no one can ,unless you get skin cancer ...but then you should be careful ...you cant blame the moonlight ....no chance there ...but the boogie after all ...why not ....!!!
There is nothing worse than a rich sportsperson whatever the sport is blaming their tools/staff/weather /shoes/or whatever it takes for their shite performance .....just shut up and do it !!!!!
You can't always be number one forever ...ask tiger ....his wife never polished his clubs,... and washed his ball !!!!!! ,....i think this is why he lost :).....some might say ...but if your shite and had a bad day .....stop f*****g whining,...... and cash your nice fat check/cheque........and go enjoy your money .......
Justin bieber battered a papprazzi...r u kidding....
Canadian pop sensation justin bieber ,apparently battered a paparazzi cameraman.........apparently the guy was taking pictures of him .....let me stop for a minute and say the guy who got battered by Justin must have been like a little bitch ......
Justin roughed up the man .........well here is a thing, definition of roughed up is definitive of where you live ....
Canada roughed up ...might mean your collar of your salmon pink polo shirt may have got twisted or maybe moved....
Detroit ...roughed up.......means you did lose an eye got shot three times, all your gold , got nicked/swiped/stole/hawked /pinched.......and you lived ....
Miami....roughed up....means you got shot killed and robbed of all your valuables ......
Scotland ....roughed up ...means they stabbed you ...then used you to keep warm in a fire ......
Russia roughed up ....means you were killed .......sawn into pieces and fried and eaten ......
Have you noticed the guy is not displaying his wounds in public, how do you describe a ruffled shirt as a wound .....
the photographer said ,the singer physically battered him ...hold on a second .......i a trying no to laugh at this but this is about as funny as a president saying he was going to help his voters ....on the same level .....
Listen if you are paparazzi you better expect to get kicked in the balls for photographing a celebrity , you know how they hate to limelight ,and the exposure ...all they want is a quiet life ..right ....I mean i think this guy should let sleeping dogs lie ....
you know if Justin bieber beats your ass ...you might want to get some MMA lessons or go back to living with your mommy ......
Memorial day ..they died and fought for bargains
I am all for people having a great time ....all the time ,memorial day is a day to remember all those died for the country to be free,........,but how many people actually give a flying f*** about the real fundamental reason behind memorial day ...there is approximately 250 million people (that they know about Give or take a bunch)....
Well if you go back to the trenches of the forefathers or whoever fought in wars ...and can you imagine the conversation ......while bullets are whizzing around their heads and people dying ...."sarge this will all be worth it ,.....because in years to come the people of America ,will celebrate our day of war,....... by buying discounted mattresses at large stores, owned by the sons of great white american guys ,who had family stores that had family value .......,but sold out and took over entire communities hawking chinese made products of great value.....
Really how many people walk into sam's club ,....and see a cheap mattress and think this day was made possible by lots of soldiers dying so we could have this day off to get a really good bargain...
Most people especially me ...i really do not give a flying f*** about any holidays (especially xmas crap and thanksgiving becasue every day is great)....i do not need an excuse to have a day off and love life .....
But people who have to work 9-5 and look forward to a holiday becasue of ...days like the 4th of july...memorial day..st patricks day( not a real fricking day at all ..if you ask me )....or any other holiday....so they can get off and have a day of doing squat ...
But its really not....Car dealers are licking their lips and all the corporate places are bleeding this day dry ...MEMORIAL DAY BLOWOUT .....50-75% off the entire store ....
MEMORIAL DAY GARDEN SALE ALL ITEMS DISCOUNTED ....HALF OFF!!!!!!.......
Where is the suffering and sacrifice in this ads ....they should say .....OUR GREAT COUNTRYMEN DIED SO YOUR CHEAP ASS CAN GET A BARGAIN .........
But maybe i am thinking about this too much it seems like all i see is boozing /eating /partying /(which is all goooooooddd!!)...and discounted sales and car bargains .......
It's not about remembering all those who fell (well for a portion it is ) ...but most people want to get a deal and have fun...
If it was all those places that are hawking cars/mattresses/sam's club/home depot...etc etc ..would be closed and not caring about their shareholders......... and how their stocks are doing....
Because its a great day to take advantage of people who are off work and spend money ...not war .....
I find it strange that we need days to appreciate people who died so that people can live free ...its should be like that all the time ....
Naming storms
Storms get real quaint names ....which to me does not coincide with the people or damage they do ....
Right now they have subtropical storm beryl ,..... media should just say storm a Storm is a storm ,or its not .....
Using sub tropical makes it sound pansy ...like sub standard as in shitty ...like storm shitty Beryl..
Now to me, beryl does not sound like a bad ass name , it sounds like a over enthusiastic gym teacher , who does flower arranging on her days of , stretching kids out for a living ...don't know why but it does ....
they name hurricanes with names that are ordinary ...why can't they just say like ...hurricane acid ....or hurricane belter ...or hurricane clobber ...or hurricane damage ..so on and so forth ....
i simply do not and have not feared a hurricane , maybe it's because there is a hard rock hotel where i can seek refuge and food till they run out of food and water, and they have really great windows that can stand a lot of shit .....and covered parking ...(nothing better than covered parking save a shit load of damage on the vheicle ..got to love the seminoles for thinking about that and not only money for a change :) !!!!!!!..........
You see hurricane Andrew , killed, and caused,..... a lot of damage in Florida in about the late nineties or approximately there abouts.,........anyways i was asleep in a closet and missed the whole thing ...
My point being i do not relate Andrew to bad ass, death, and total devastation ,we Brits have prince Andrew , and nice ex sailor Marine sort of chappie, not capable of doing lots of damage per say .,...Andrew is like sort nice guy ..
We need hurricane names, like gangster names ,to scare the shit out of people , so when it does come, people like me might take its seriously ..........
Or maybe relate hurricanes to bad ass guys who were mean and killed people ...........
Like hurricane Pablo Escobar.....or hurricane Charles Manson ,....he f****d a load of people,..hurricane Jeffrey dammer .....
hurricane Saddam Hussein .......hurrican hitler ........you know real bad news people that do bad shit .....
Or maybe thing like hurricane john edwards ........or hurricane bernie maddoff ...........or hurrican bernie ebbers...etc etc
Sunday, May 27, 2012
Sharon stone's nanny fired ....retaliation
This scenario is as common as herpes in a whore camp..
Disgruntled employees looking for a few extra bucks, ....Sharon's stone's nanny ,...said she was unfairly treated .....
Here is a NEWSFLASH!!!!!....... when you decide to become a nanny for a person,you are basically....looked on /treated as/viewed as/ a means to an end .e.g,..... and overpaid full time babysitter..........nothing more nothing less.........
Rich women have very busy schedules you know...visits to their fave boutiques to get their overpriced handbags/shoes/lingerie/jewellery..etc ...etc.......
Why would these women want to drag a screaming spoiled child into a boutique while they are with their friends/BFF's/....no!!!! no way ....
This is why Nannie's are there ,........... so a women with money can do her gig , without feeling she is abandoning her child ......she has to look like she is a mommy to you know....
Wealthy people need nanny's.........they are an important part of the lifestyle ........we all know when rich women talk they have to bring the nanny into the conversation ....
I mean, its like , well they need the pool guy too, and the Gardner its a status symbol ....... much like a Bentley/rolls/Benz/hummer/....
Only the wealthy See these as more important acquisitions than a nanny, after all nanny's are in abundance .......bentleys nope!!!!!!!
So its unfortunate that nanny's , are lackeys for wealthy People.... they are basically professional baby sitters , pure and simple ,and the only difference the wealthy see in a nanny is nanny's do clean, sometimes and fold laundry..... ...
Or if your Sharon Stone why would'nt you have professional laundry folder ..another acquisition she could boast about ....
You how the wealthy like to boast about the people they have ....sitting their over lunch women can talk about how their laundry folder does a great job......
The famous/elite/wealthy....all need assistants...which is the category falls in ..because why would they do it when they have the money .....it would not pay them to do it ..really logically....
But i think this nanny should be quiet ,and move on to maybe someone like the jolie/pitts , you know the normal wealthy average A listers !!!!!!!!!
After all is she is going to kiss and tell ,who in the circuit of the elite ..is going to employ her, if this nanny is going to move from nanny ..to another profession .....professional bean spiller!!!!
gas prices ...fixed for memeorial day ....just in time!!!!!
We all know gas prices are rigged to coincide for the travellers ...this being a special year !!!!its important for our political nominees ..(they have to look like they care of have feelings for the human race).......after all they need your vote,....just for a day.
When you give people or revellers/partiers/tourists/drivers........a feeling (not that kind of feeling)... but a feeling that the govt is caring for them for that weekend ...it makes them get a positive spin about their economy might being on the mend ....you know psuedo dynaics ...then it converts to votes ......?
After all the hard working individual need to feel he is not getting totally F*****d over 7 days a week..... ...and is actually getting a deal and the govt is maybe cutting him slack on this special day !! being memorial day, and all you know that day ,... where all military guys who gave their life/limbs/mind/personality...all aforementioned....for this special day.....we all know how the govt cares for the mortally wounded .... : 0 ......
If the strength of the dollar defines the outcome of the price of a barrel of oil .........well the you know the govt control the price of gas ...very simple financial dynamics .....so by that rationale...the govt decides when the average Joseph public ,,,,gets a break ...and it is important to give them a break on a day when, soldiers are getting whammmed by the plane load
After all people want to feel they arrived at their destination with a few extra dollars .....!!! in the pockets/wallets/handbags/moneyclips/rubber band...whatever they use ......
it is a nice feeling know that when they are sitting with their .........friends/associate/cohorts/friends/buddies/acquaintances/members......they may return after that special day !!! and feel that their govt cares about them...........?
Saturday, May 26, 2012
levi johnson broke and living with mommy.....boo hoo sob....
Not the thrilla from wasilla...!!!!
This guy is officially the king of all rednecks and shit kickers .....
( let me say ,there are rednecks and hillbillies who are good honest hard working fine people ....then there are shit kickers...) this guy is ashitkicker!!!!!
Sarah palin's daughters boyfriend/baby's daddy/sponge/layabout/so called father..........is broke ......really !!!!!!!.....
I like Sarah palin not for presidential material....no never,..... i liked her because she has the conservative/hot sophisticated librarian/teacher/businesswomen look ....you know the suits dress and glasses and hair ....you know the boardroom corp look.....hot!!!
Anyways back to signor numb nuts .....he must be friends with kanye(no mother)west......Levi made more than a million bucks,(let me say if you make a million the least you can do is help out your kid...) ...whoring his soul to whoever would pay him cash....he spent it on....wait for it!!!!!!!!!.his kids ......nope....not a chance in hell ..
like every mindless numb nutted inbred has been so called reality he spent it on what men need most in life .....yes !!!you got it ...guns........boats .........and four wheelers.......what else would a sponge daddy from... Alaska with a lug nut for a brain spend his millions on....
Geez!!!....... while sponge daddy shoots/mud's/plays like a playboy he thought he was ........this Alaskan ass wipe has not paid child support in two years ..............(In some circumstances it may not work in the guy's favor so they are excluded because of relationship problems...)......I am always amazed at guys who think they are macho........by thinking they can make a baby ....NEWSFLASH!!!!!! monkeys can make babies .....yet funnily enough sometimes monkies make better parents ,and they do not own boats/guns/4wheelers......
You know the law needs to toughen up on deadbeat dads ......(Once again in some circumstances situations are not helped by the state of the relationship and they are excluded also)......,....if you do not pay you should be forced to work in a camp,.. and not leave till the child is 18.....simple...but then you can only half blame a dead beat dad for not paying ..the girl/women/idiot who parted the pins /legs should have known ..the guy she is going to sleep with is mentally deficient ......
I have said it before and will say it again ...love causes people to misjudge,.... because they confuse lust with love ...and women in their endeavour ,will trade sex for love ...and men will trade love for sex......and in this package everyone fears.... they will be by themselves (eventually you will ).......
Back to the weak wanker form wasilla....now he is living with mommy ...boo hoo sob....(pity is not a quality that is like able)...and guess what he has not paid for his first kid .....now this total loser has knocked up another broad ......
The craziest part that this guy was a one time hopeful to be a mayor of where .......legoland ......you have got to be kidding me ..of where ........
Now the girl he has knocked up ...is going to have a little girl .....and Levi is going to name her breeze beretta .....after a gun ...how shit kicking smart of this sponge daddy....after a gun ...can you imagine,....... say in 30 years time if this girl is a neurosurgeon...(not fricking likely)....she would be called doctor breeze berreta....would anyone want a doc with a name like that.....just imagining that's all ....scary
here is another example of children having no chance ..like snooki ...or maybe ass wipe kanye having kids ...this would be your claim to fame growing up .....should be keeping quiet and name changing in the works .....
i am sure Sarah palin is grinding her teeth and hating this guy so bad ..if not why not .....
The new girlfriend/skank/ho/desperate slut/no brained slut /let this total bum impregnate her ...what in mummies bed/sofa/basement/car/kitchen/lawnchair.......
What kind of mentally retarded broad is she not only did she get knocked up by a peabrain..........but let him call her future daughter after a gun .....a berreta is okay ...why not Kalashnikov/ruger/desert eagle/Sig hauer/AR15/caprati/Walter ppk(of course walter is a guys name and that would be ridiculous right....why would they do ridiculous of course not ....)
Inside Edition said "Levi is confused about life".....
Maybe he could run for president ......after all he and john edwards........ were not that different, although i don't think john Edwards posed for playboy !!!!
Friday, May 25, 2012
Horror movie script writers ..all the bleeding same ...
I saw the first Friday the 13th and that was it...it topped ...but i think there was another 15 maybe who the hell knows .....and then there was that bastard Freddie , with the bad stripey jumper and that annoying prick jason ...and the ever unstoppable Candy man.....
And the insulting part of it is,...... the kids are meant to be on vacation form colleges somewhere, prim preppy and really white .......and there is always a cute blond,...... a couple of jocks and a few girls who are marginal ....and of course the spotty faced goofy inept insecure never been laid virgin guy ....
And they go to place ,and they know the place is a hole in a marsh, and the guy who murdered everyone , was never caught ....RED FLAG....when you go somewhere in the middle of nowhere, and lots of people were killed , and the guy not caught ...you fricking leave unless you are a complete uneducated backward inbred good for nothing shit kicker....and stay ........
I myself are a slight Adrenalin junkie, and like going strange places but i am not retarded ....
Yet these loonie, script writers write the same predictable shit.... ....yet for some reason horror fans love them ...
I have met a horror director Michael brand ........and boy does he have a following ..........but all horror movies are exactly the same i guess Michael brand and other see a nice way to make money form the same old shit re-packaged again and again.....
woman thrown off plane becasue of offensive t-shirt...
Okay i get the first amendment the right to free speech ,or is it the second amendment ...or is that the right to bare arms .......
It,s probably the first ..i shudder the thought of the right to bare arms ............ because some women have those flabby wings under their arms and they are all flappy so maybe thats an amendment we should amend ...
So a women tries to board a plane with a t-shirt saying "if i wanted the govt in my womb i would let a senator f***k me".....okay there is a line that you have to be careful of .....
This women is doing this simply to get noticed ..no other reason ...
Unless she is mentally retarded ...post 9/11 anyone that has been in and around an airport should know the TSA has everyone sterilized you cannot say or do anything in an airport,........ never mind wear a t-shirt with the word f***k on it so this is nothing more than a bored wife.......not getting banged lady needing attention ......................and what better way to go to an airport with the word f***k on it...................
Thursday, May 24, 2012
ellen de generis ....very generous ..indeed !!!!
I was never a fan of 4pm or after TV there was not much on less you were an Oprah addict never my thing really ....Dr Phil ...well as he is not a doctor and he is Oprah's bitch ....
He was a sports director or something undoctor like ....but calls him self a doctor , which, is it not illegal in some states....
Rachael ray another one of harpo;s off spins( in case you did not know , harpo...... is Oprah spelt backwards.)
Anyways....move over negative TV ..we have somone who actually has soul ..........Ellen DeGeneres ...the reason she is so like able is because she gives and gives and does so much for everyone .......
She was a comedian previously ,to this but she definitely gives and gives .....don't get me wrong but Oprah is a hell of a philanthropist...... she does stuff all over the world .....
But i guess Ellen's show is more comedic in a way , different from Oprah's....maybe its a different conduit of energy ....
Oprah like all the talk shows had her day ,and Ellen's show is more up beat ...hope and happiness ..its our duty to convey both to those in need ....
and the world is in need of both the above ..badly...
Wednesday, May 23, 2012
Sooki is giving birth to a meatball.....Snooki will soon have a new man in her life. The "Jersey Shore" star is expecting a baby boy! The reality TV star, whose real name is Nicole Polizzi, has announced that she and her fiancé, Jionni LaValle, will be having a son when that little meatball arrives late this summer.
Snooki told Intouch magazine
Snooki will soon have a new man in her life. The "Jersey Shore" star is expecting a baby boy!
The reality TV star, whose real name is Nicole Polizzi, has announced that she and her fiancé, Jionni LaValle, will be having a son when that little meatball arrives late this summer.
All i can say is this Little meatball.is going to have a miserable existence where ever he goes ....when your mum is snooki, you are grilled/cooked done ....it would be like sayng you father is kanye (no mummy )west.....doomed ...( by the way kanye's father is not around to take on his son's fame wonder why) ?.....
all people know snooki from is drinking ,whoring tanning ,trying to dance ,being annoying ,getting hit, the kid is going to have many issues ...
Snooki was adopted by Italian parents,...... she is of Spanish decent ....you wonder why the Spanish parents dumped her on a couple of italians ,........(poor parents)....so the kid is going to be dilusional form the starting grid ..............
Her Spanish parents must be sitting somewhere going "i told you didn't " i knew she was a nut job ......
now snooki is trying to look half normal ,........(half being the operative word )........ this poor little meatball better grow tall or is he is snooki's size this little meatball will be bitch slapped every day of his life .....
First impressions last a lifetime ......kim kardashian does not matter what she does ...people remember her for showing her booyah ,..... its like that....so snooki stormed on in new jersey acting all stupid drunk retarded and really dumb with her hair and tan ..
So even if she does write a book ,.....or make a documentary on the benefits of being a mother with sppirutual aspirations, and loving care ...who the hell is going to believe a pint sized loud noisy wannabe Italian drunk .......
Snooki got knocked up for two reasons ...the idiot who really is mentally retarded and desperate for fame, and a complete wanker......was the only guy who wanted to have sex with a human penguin .......
she will make money from the child like all these idiotic reality so called star's who think they should be recognised for their insecure demonstrations at fame ......
Only a few reality stars make it in in the media ......but trying to be recognised as a talent for being drunk /tanning that's Lynsey lohan's job........................
Tuesday, May 22, 2012
bee gees started the disco dancing but......
I think disco was great musically ,clothing and a great place ...the bee gees started disco it blew up with Saturday night fever ...john Travolta was king of the disco..........
However............ john Travolta started another dance craze urban cowboy or some movie like that ....here what i hate about country line dancing ....
cowboys never danced ......(that i can remember).......well like that anyways ........i cant remember seeing john Wayne (Marion white doing the boot scooting boogie )......or Clint Eastwood ......doing a line dance in the good the bad and the ugly......or Roy rogers ...doing a line dance ).......
i think what happened is that the country line dancing ripped off the dance from the really annoying pseudo Caribbean half funky record called the ELECTRIC SLIDE....
If you have not heard it its a discoey sort of record and when they play its anywhere you get chicks .dancing .......well mostly chicks there is a few guys ...(mostly white guys can't dance ) leave it to the brothers!!!!!unless you are a choreographer or some shit like that...
Guys who dance to the electric slide look strange and because they can dance to it...... they think they are hip/funky/rhythm/groove/dancers........
Country line dancing is not relevant to cowboy culture (cowboys like beer/ fighting/ trucks/ horses and ranching and chaps and of course sparking off guns )....but line dancing no!!!!! most guys do it because they are trying to get a piece of ass ...no other reason why else would you want to get in line with a bunch of chicks dressed like Clint Eastwood or john Wayne or BUTCH cassidy
Storage wars ...the reality
I do like storage wars ...although its a reality show and i am sure that in this show there are some fixings going on there ....
I do have a friend who manages storage units and they inform me that this is a load of of cobblers .....
he told me the maintenance man gets in there and the managers and a few others and get the best goodies ....which does not surprise me....
like all reality shows they need to make it exciting and i am not surprised about this ...
And now whats happening in this business is that when they do have auctions all the shit is now way overpriced , because there are people showing up thinking they are storage war dudes ,....and contents are going for way ridiculous prices ..this is what reality TV does it ruins shit.....
Chernobyl diaries coming soon looks like another load of bollocks ...
There is a movie coming out called the Chernobyl diaries .....well here is a thing i just had a little trailer of it and it looks like its pile of Russian shit....
It will however be loaded with bad Russian accents, and bad acting much like the Blair witch project ....(stupid bitch project) .....
As far as i am seeing its,about half a dozen inept/retarded /dufus people , who go to chernobyl and a guy shows them a a gaga counter to tell them its safe ...... "no problem" .....the guy says looks like a Russian second hand car dealer ....definitely someone you should not trust....
Unfortunately , anything remotely linked to, Soviets or Russian connected , comes with a dubious underbelly ...the Russians are not trusted too well in the world .......
I have to be honest, the people that made this movie , will do okay, because its the usual scary , predictable bollocks ...... it will have Russian women with three breasts, and four vagina's what else would you expect from......chernobyl.......( nothing good comes from an abandoned exploded nuclear power station ......only cancer /hair loss /puking/bone rot/ and oh yes !!!!!death)
I have to say the only way i would trust a person trying to convince me to tour chernobyl ...is a scientist wearing a priest collar and having his wife and kids with him ....(even that would not work)
i predict the Chernobyl diaries will be much like the Blair witch project ......a tale of stupid people looking to get killed ....
zucherburgs wife ...really smart .....
first off i would like to apologise ,and withdraw my verbal assault on mister zucherburg.
I thought he was getting married to some gold digging bimbo....when you get billionaires usually there is a trophy wife/bimbo/peroxide princess/....in and around them...
But zucherburg,s wife has just become a doctor ....she obviously is not a barbie brainless .....she is intelligent booyah...
Intelligence in a woman is very, very, attractive much more appealing, than a fake titted ,duck lipped, spandex covered bimbo, (although that will always be desirable too ....) but women who exude intelligence are way more hornier....... because that gets all sorts of things in gear ...in the mind.
The real housewives of new jersey/new york/Atlanta/orange county/ or where ever they will film ....these women are nothing more than empty headed insecure gold diggers.
Even one of the husbands topped himself....he was probably paying all that money ,and not porking her ,.....my question is why ...it probably takes a few hours to get the spandex and lycra of their fat asses, by that time your mojo is all left and gone south.....
who the hell wants to be with a broad that put on hair extension false nails/eyelashes...spandex, lycra ,push bra ,,,,, when you undress that broad you have already had a work out(and she looks like one of them boats you pull a cord and the blimp out)... ...do these women not look at themselves in the mirror....there is nothing real about the real housewives .....
Anyways zucherburg's missus is an intelligent broad and she is a doctor ...she is going to open up a children's ward /hospital or whatever it is .
Mark himself has given her a billion dollars ....to her as a gift ...well all i can say is these two are going to be the new philanthropic giants in the world .....maybe more people should take a leaf out of marks book.....
After all there is a lot of people who made millions, and billions form this deal ..... ..including pint sized, Irish, tree hugging international political superstar ...... bono ...whats he gonna do with his billions......
Never heard him doing a thing yet ...well we are waiting mister boon...(Africa could use a billion of your cash....... after all live aid f***d that whole charitable deal)..........although he has taken over Paul McCartney as the richest musician on the planet ....sir Paul is still outclassing bono in every way
I have nothing against u2 or bono i do however hate the fact that musicians, use their stardom as a springboard for their political beliefs.....
helium shortage ...where will all the clown buy helium
Now we are being told that helium will be in short supply.......... ,wow!!!!all the clowns must be shitting in their oversized pants...this is a truly disturbing thought those pants can hold a lot....
Well i got to say boo hoo boo hoo boo hoo sob!!!!!!!........so who the f**** cares about balloons , give the kids a pinata to beat on ...balloons are annoying ..but the most annoying balloons of all are the ones that are in car dealerships...here's why......
Its Sunday and i am looking for a new car , which i would never buy its a sham,a rip off ,and a total farce .......been there done that ....as soon as you buy a new car it devalues ........ several if not more thousands of dollars ,...so why bother ...its retarded in every way shape and form.....
So i go to a car dealer and i want a car , but there are frickin balloons everywhere ...why!!!!!!!...do these f****r,s think that if a see a balloon , swaying back and forth from a car ...i am going to say,..... "goody goody gum drops i want that car because it has a balloon on it,... i am about to drop a vast load of cash because there is a balloon bobbing around my car ....
Balloons have always bothered, me unless you fill them with sneezing and itching powder, and fill them and let them go in a night club , some asshole will eventually pop it and the fun begins ......
but hey if the world or whoever is in, charge of the helium which i think is total bollocks , there must be loads .......
Maybe America can start a war with another country and steal all their f*******g helium
So all the clown will not be crying and shitting in their over sized pants ....
Well worth the hundred billions right ....and of course grab the fricking oil while we are in there..... and kill some innocent helium sellers , otherwise ,it would never be a war right ...
Hey maybe America can start a war in the countries in the middle east,...... accuse them of holding helium supplies and let everyone think America cares....... about all the clowns and shit then steal their oil too ,and kill some people who have nothing to do with it ...
Then the clowns and car salesmen of America will all be happy, and we can have oil too .......after all who would not want the supply of balloon gas saved right .......oh yes and its needed for all the flat screens why would we all do ..
How could we all watch the reality shit without helium its would be a disaster .......no one really cares about the sick people because the MRI's need it,...... no we need it for TV's and balloons how dare you put the sick before the TV's and balloons this is America ...
Can you imagine the state of the car industry ,...... without those balloons .........govt and mister Obama would have to blame the sick people for using all the helium .... how selfish of them we need to see our Superbowl and sell our cars ....
Oh and don't forget all the people who love to inhale the stuff how could we get by without those high pitched voices .......
man tries to commit suicide on Niagra Falls and lives
Well here is one lucky bastard , a man in his mid thirties decides to kill himself ...in one of the most dangerous places ....Niagara Falls .....he lives ,well maybe it's not his time ,all i can say is bloody nice one ...
He is the 4th guy to live ,well if you are going to kill yourself why not Niagara fall's better than jumping in front of a number 9 transit.....
I think this guy might have had a revelation by now maybe his need is a greater spiritual one ......
i have been to Niagara falls ,its not a friendly body of water ,its very intense place ,its a great tourist attraction,but not you place to take a dip in ....
i give the guy props he dived and lived ,..... with a gash and a few bumps .......maybe he can cheer up, and use his experience a a conduit to others and help them understand there are greater things to life than topping oneself...............
Monday, May 21, 2012
Comedians have their day
You know we have been blessed with some great comedians....
Andrew Dice Clay....
Eddie Murphy
Robin Williams
Jim Carey
steve martin.....
But these guys are no longer funny
Robin Williams is trying to be like he was when he was younger but ...i think he was funny when he was out of his face on coke, you know ,when he done mork and mindy and probably a lot of others 9 like good morning vietnam and missus doubtfire)....the trouble is too he tried some serious stuff and i could only think of him as funny.....
Jim Carey tried some dark stuff ..like the cable guy...okay but no ace ventuura ...........or dumber and dumber..........
Eddie Murphy ..brilliant Beverley hills cops ,..... and raw ...trading places.....
and of course the unbelievable foul mouthed Andrew dice clay,........absolutely hysterical in his day he insulted every member of his audience, brilliant but he lost it and tried again, but that was then..........
Steve Martin was hysterical, with the great john candy....but then he went and done the movie father of the bride , very predictable wishy washy chick flick , disguised as a comedy......
We now have some fresh comedians ...like Russell brand ....Sacha baron Cohen,.........jack black ..lets hope they don't.... get all soft on us ......
all these great seem to be all safe and are afraid to insult ...maybe the legalities of comedy have changed
The bacholerette ...whata pile of shit.......
This is the worst of all reality shows ,ever...its a show about a babe getting hooked up with a bunch of guys , looking to bang a broad on TV and of course reality fame......
....reality tv has never really produced like a legend you know there are TV stars and then there are reality has beens
......now they have the Muppet's intertwined in the bachelor i mean its dreadful let the Muppet's do the Muppet show this is piss weak and really badly staged ...........
and you know all the guys are little bitches ,.....where do they find these slugs these guys are not men at all they are like rejects from the VIP room at some shitty Miami beach sand club/bar....i mean she is a piece of ass ,......but they are all self defecating and totally narcissistic ....
I have never seen a group of people act so desperate they are like hyenas fighting over a carcass (ass) being the operative word ....tell me this broad is not salivating having desperate guys slavering over her....
and you have to ask yourself also if these so called good looking guys why do they not have broads chasing them they are on TV acting all desperate.....
She so fricking hot ........ why does she have to go on TV and find a guy is she that much of a bitch ....
Its not rocket science this is a cry for attention ...these guys are jocks and Guido's so maybe they are all dysfunctional like her ,,,
come off it a really beautiful broad has to go on TV to find a guy ....this is a total pale of piss ......
Another disco icon gone
Robin Gibb died Saturday,yet another disco icon gone ,these guys were legends selling over 200 million albums ....you don't get this quality from American idol...legends !!!!!!!!
John Travolta's career was catapulted into the world of dancing he made the legendary movie .....Saturday night fever ...
i myself loved disco why because it was positive, vibrant ,colourful and the clothing ......well incredible.....
I think myself country music is a lot of negativity,.... about wife leaving the husband ..... the dog dying..... and the kids being taken away ,......you wonder why ....maybe the husband should stop being a whiner .....
disco ,was bee gees they panned some great tracks ...and now there is one ...well they made a great mark on the world of music ....yet again the disco ball should be turning at half speed ...
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Apprentice finale was donald tring to help arsenio re-start his career
I like the apprentice,but i think the finale was a little rigged ,.....i thought i heard the Donald say ,"he who sells the most tickets wins:...... ,but clay aitken did...
i thought the apprentice, was about winning yet clay raised over $300'00 and arsenio half that ......
Was this clay,.. of helping arsenio jump start his career ,...........after all he was whining about he was second on this, and second on that , plus the fact he is a girlie... crier .....let me say guys should not be crying on TV....
yes you hear these women say ,"real men cry "......,of course we do when our thumb is gone on a table saw ,and we have to rush it to the hospital and get it stitched back on ....
Or we feed our nerve's, back under the skin,......you know minor things ,you are allowed to cry when you accidentally shoot a nail through your finger .....
But crying on TV , is not acceptable,..... its girlie....... I have no respect ...and if you are wearing Pink....(women say a secure man wears pink ....no sophia grace and rosie do...they are little girls,)..... on TV and crying you need slapped by the host....knock it off!!!!....
now back to the finale i was never a clay Aiken fan ...personally i have never been a fan of any idol finalists,.... i think they are conveyor belt talent ...i get Simon cowell he is a money machine..but this talent is not rock legend shit ....
None of the idol crew will become legends , ..pieces of ass like the Carrie Underwood,... she will never reach dolly Parton status...legends are born ..not made ...its a fact .......
Arsenio hall he did great in his time but i think he has become a pussy .....
His kid has soften him up and he has become all rounded and almost like Andrew dice clay, he was once a bad motherf**** but he had his day...dice does not command the audience he used to like arsenio ....
yes we had the woof.... woof ....woof ...but you cannot bring it back its done .....
maybe Donald cut a deal with clay and arsenio cut a deal to stop arsenio fricking whining about being second .....
but they are both winners in my eyes but am i the only guy that noticed by clay winning he lost ............
Sunday, May 20, 2012
most expensive coffee in the world passed out the ass...
(NaturalNews) ..........Here's something you probably didn't know about coffee: The world's most expensive coffee, kopi luwak (literally, "civet coffee") is brewed from coffee beans that have been eaten and partially digested by the Asian palm civet, a catlike wild animal. The beans are harvested from the droppings of the civet and washed, and can be brewed into an aromatic coffee renowned for its low bitterness and excellent flavor.
According to coffee critic Chris Rubin, "The aroma is rich and strong, and the coffee is incredibly full bodied, almost syrupy. It's thick with a hint of chocolate, and lingers on the tongue with a long, clean aftertaste."
I,my self and you probably know that for the longest time......
have been in and around coffee for a long long time ...its part of my life to hang around coffee shops, ...why ..well because i can ...pure and simple ....!!!!!!
here's a thing ,i like starbucks hot chocolate..,
...... not their coffee it tastes like ass.......( let me say this is a verbal distinction i make ...i have not tasted ass, its not one of my nocturnal activities ,but anything that's tastes bad......,must be like ass).....i do love panera bread (covelli corp)...and Einseins coffee......
But i have to draw the line at a coffee ,that has been shat out of a cat's ass ...now i do not discriminate how your coffee reaches my cup in my locations ...but through the ass in anyway shape or form is not being consumed by me........
Now if its not bad enough that it has been shat out of a felines ass .....but its also in the price range of between $100 and $3000 a pound...yes folks a pound ,...
Well after all how much coffee can a kitty shit in one sitting.....half a pound of beans ...unless he has had an all you can eat bean sitting at a large plant he found......?
Even more disturbing ..is a coffee critic .(mister rubin)............remarked the aroma is rich and strong ......really ...f******g really.......wonder why am i being sarcastic here ......when something is whammed out the crapper , i think strong is appropriate,...... i would say wow !!!!!!!!!............i have been in bathrooms and aroma from a human ass passing is more than strong .........i would like to say in a bathrooms its :what the hell was that did someone die........?
It gets worse he remarks the coffee is full bodied .......well i am not sure about you but when i dine at a Mexican tienda/restaurant.....when i pass something after a burrito,.....and chips and dips and 4 cups of Mexican coffee ..........yes i would say fullbodied is a term i would use as a terminology....
Then this guy makes this coffee, hilarious absolutely hysterical....it,s almost syrupy ,.....really f***** really, well let me think something that has travelled out your ass is definitely going to be syrupy ..........and he goes on to say it has a thick hint of chocolate and lingers on the tongue....and wait for it ......... a clean after taste!!!!!!
hahahahahahahahahh...okay anything that comes from the ass ,......... is never ,ever, ever, clean not in anyones ass .....of course if you are a member of a Royal family them maybe ......but please please and its chocolaty hahaha really i wonder why its is a chocolaty taste let me see ....
oh this is really too much ....how the hell does mister Rubin make this coffee remark and not fall over laughing either he is a really serious coffee critic or he does not get the ass to mouth relationship deal.....
I do not know about you folks out there, reading this or naturenews...how did someone find out about a cat shitting beans did this person have nothing to do in life ...
How does one discover a cat that shit beans ...
There must be some strange dudes wandering around the planet checking on some strange shit...... ( i mean that in a verbal sense).....
the price of coffee is high enough but convincing people to pay exuberant fees for a coffee....... that has been shat from a cats ass is almost as ridiculous as the $12,000 melon........... or buying into the illusion that kanye west is a singer ????
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