Thursday, May 31, 2012

Banning large soda's in new york city

Mayor mike Bloomberg want to ban large sodas in new york  because they lead to obesity.....

They want people to stop buying large  soda's well  if you think about it this is totally absurd  how  can you do anything about it  ...

Someone  can walk in and  buy two sodas  that  equals a  large one  .....what are they gonna ban  you buying two sodas.....

You got to love the  stupidity of this  one ,they blame  the sodas  on  obesity ,what else are they going to blame it on .....the boogie yes folks i love to  blame it on the boogie any chance i get  .....

Obesity has been an epidemic for years and it does not help that pizzas are large......................... Chinese meals are larger ......well they give you lots of shitty rice and  less  of the good stuff you ordered its a great scam the Chinese pull off its known....people will not be deterred by this new york fiasco they will just buy two ......

What are they going to ban next dorritos/cheetos/tacitos.......
they ban excludes water and 70% fruit juice and coffee .....oh and here s the fricking beauty............... alchohol ...yep let people  get drunk drive and kill....that's all good !!!!!  obesity is more important ...

If its not that its something else next you will be  getting the soda police  stopping you  for  a cup check .....

 

john edwards ........... mistrial

There you go ,the wheels of justice are lubed  just fine  ...a mistrial for john Edwards ....now we  all know  its a great life being a  politician

You see you can get in power fuck a women while your wife is dying of cancer ...then get some buddies to give you a  shit load of cash ...!!!!!

And even  have the balls  to deny your  baby........(how bad and shitty a man is he  denying that  the women he banged  it was  not his child )


This shows the heartlessness of  a so called elect president if  can you imagine what he would have done if he became president ...i shudder to think.....

Then he gets to publicly thank all the people who stood by him and the daughter he loves ( wait a minute........... didn't he try and say his daughter  was not his ..

Well at least he said he has to live with the sins and he has to live with it ........i know he choked up in front of  the camera boo hoo sob.......

great performance john bravo!!!! bravo!!!!!bravo!!!!!  no bouquets for you .....

He will get his day guys like this have babies without thought and care and it will come back to bite him in the ass..........

motorcyclist was doing 193 mph.....eeeek!1


Cops in NY (rosendale ) charged a man for  driving at 200 mph...in the rain ....all i can say is this  chap is f*****g nuts'''

The guy Anthony Anderson.....previously another motorcyclist was spotted  doing 166 mph in the same  month .......his answer to the cop was he  was headed to hospital to visit a patient ......

Now looky!!!!! here....i have  visited   friends in hospital  on may  occasions ....it is never  been  an excuse  to get there ...at very very very high speed.........this was a pony excuse ...i personally think mister Anderson is  is just an adrenalin junkie ...... 

He was issued  14 tickets including one for speeding ........no f*****G shit really ......they did not know if he  had a  lawyer....

How could you defend yourself in front of  a judge ...."your honor i was doing 193 mph because my friend was in hospital.....judges do not like to be insulted , so maybe he  better  just pay up....

on the positive side he could always go into professional motorcycle racing ,the chap sounds like he  should be there and making the big bucks ...........

P.diddy"s son to get scholarship


Sean p diddy combs...(a.k.a) puff daddy.is worth approx 400 million bux....now, i do not have  any problems with people having millions,  if you can make it however you do, it then all is  good (apart from hurting animals and kids ).....

However his son is getting a  scholarship , estimated  about $54'000.......he must be a  good  kid and talented  good luck to him ....but you would think...... p.diddy(puff daddy)...(not sure why he changed his name from ridiculous puff daddy .to p.diddy...even  more stupid )...(in Scotland diddy means idiot).....but you would think  mister puff would have  forfeited this  money and  paid for his son ...

I mean he has  pots of the stuff,.... and  California is cash strapped broke ass hell ......SIDENOTE ....California has no redeeming qualities ,it can have a  drought and a  flood at the same time,....earthquakes....wildfires...mudslides.....etc etc, yet its  broke, and has all the rich living there,,, (strange ),,, overpriced lots of tax ...i guess it must be the weather that makes it appealing ...much like Florida the only appeal is the weather .......

You would think the puff would give some of his money to the place where  his son  is, you  know a  philanthropic  gesture, .....ooopsss!!!  can you imagine that ...nope because , that  would dig into his  jewellery fund ....... you know ice/bling/diamonds  ...

Why would super rich...P. give money to a good cause , himself ....we all know  how .absorbed  mister  diddy is ...although rumor has it , that  the  rapmeister himself ,likes to throw half to one million dollar parties .....yes and why not ...its  all about him ...why would he  give money to something that  does not get  him attention ....

this scenario once again  relates to the famous bad press is better than no press  at all ......mister diddy  is not  setting a good example at all his  son's friends,they are   going to think his dad is  a jerk/jack off  ...these  famous parents pump out kids  because they can,  but the kids  feel their parent fame  ...look at  some of the kids of  famous people .....


I do hope his son goes on to great things and  becomes a better  person than his  dad ....you know giving and  charitable .....

Rattlesanke kills pastor...really .........



A serpent handling pastor in w.Virginia after his rattlesnake bit him .....during his sermon......now if that's not bad  enough ...he saw  a snake kill his dad   years before ......

Pentecostal pastor Mark wolford ..44 is either one of both things  either  has not a gram of  sense ...or does not know snakes are deadly....i do think he knew  snakes are deadly 

well all his speaking in tongues ,(which i have seen and  completely have  no idea  what the hell language  that is,
  ...but its  quite funny and i have not seen any  bible movie speak...not that i am i  bible movie watcher ....its not ahrumetic(ithink thats how its spelt).....or whatever they call that what they spoke in mel (asswipe) gibson.... movie,,) passion of the christ.....

But if you see a snake kill yer pappi/daddy/father...you may wanna  think about letting snakes left alone ......

The snake involved in biting him is a  poisonous timber rattlesnake ..now i do not know  about you ...i have  handled  a  few  varieties of snakes in my life ....but guess what , none have of them have been poisonous ........well here is a  reason why .....but as a human being(not the greatest ambassador for the human race) ...but enough ....i believe in god ...but not enough for him to let me handle a snake that will kill me ....

Because i think it's stupidity and maybe god  does not want people handling snakes that kill them ,after all he is a busy  man and maybe let fate decide ......

certain religions believe snakes will bite them and they will survive the serpents poison  ...i do not have that much faith.....!!!!!!
 

AVN Awards 2012.....hysterical



First off....i am all for the AVN awards....but this is a  joke ...first of  there is no  difference between a porn star and a whore/hooker/trick/skank ...or whatever terminology you may want to use ......

Yes they call themselves  actresses  ....but their script for a porn star is really  really simple ......oohhh!!!!!! aaaaaahhhhhh!!!!! ....yeah!!!!.......OMG!!!!!!!  which  everyone uses....  (so annoying  in every reality show ...)...........

Its not like you need  any qualifications to screw/bang/hump/f**k in front of a  camera  ........its just normal .....the only difference between the whore and the porn star ..is the size of the paycheck..they get ....

I have always been amazed at the fact that porn stars , really take themselves  seriously ......and they have an award  ceremony for it .......

They have categories for  fucking ...yes awards  for what we  are meant to  do for pleasure ........

But you will notice these  porn stars  have  very glamorous names ..(  suzy swallow...very creative,,,,,,amanda bang,,etc etc ......takes a lot of skill)...................maybe their agent  made up the name .....( let me stop and say if you are a  porn star and you have an a agent  to let someone fuck you  is this  not an agent it's called your pimp!!!! what else  could it be )....

You have to love?laugh/believe  they have  awards  for  best anal scene .....best double anal scene .......best blow job scene.... best gang bang...best group sex!!!!...........so on and so forth .......


And the best thing is these broads ...who come on stage and say ......."first of all i would like to thank my manager ...my company ... and god for letting me get accept this award for best sex scene "....


You have got to wonder in places prostitution is illegal but making a porn movie is not ..


The announcer steps up and said ......"i would like to  introduce the super talented  whatever  her name may be"........super talented at what swallowing/fucking/anal/is this a talent i thought all humans  done it ..........unless you live in some of these  ooober religious towns where we know its not the  thing they do ........


Now can you imagine how the kids of the porn stars   must feel when they get older  ...... their friends  say " dude  was that not your mum that  got double ass  banged  is that the trophy in the cabinet ......


I mean i am  as much as a pig as the next guy (i just admit it that's  all ........but these  girls  but they are  fucking stupid to think that they are actresses ...how can that be when they all share on  brain cell ....)  

Its the difference  between a steakhouse, and hooters ......they will sell you  all types of steaks and wines  a complicated menu................however hooters will offer  you beer and wings(and of course fries )..this is the difference  between an actress and  porn star........

I think it is great that they do have awards  for whores .......i mean how could these  girls survive in the real world ......these girls realise what their parts are worth and can make money from it...

But do they not care about their kids  when they get older and maybe have a conscience ...i guess the money  must override the thought  of  when they have kids ..........

The world revolves around sex !!!!whether anyone wants to believe it or not but it all boils down to one thing ......sex.....

Well when the memories fade and they forget they can always show their awards !!!!





 

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Skydiver plans world record 120'000 feet from space



This summer Austrian sky dive Felix baumgarter  is going to sky dive 23 miles from space...

Ya got to love this guy he has clangers/nads /whatever they call them he has  them

To do this  Felix will have to breath pure oxygen for an hour  to remove nitrogen bubbles.......


He will stay there for 3 hours....allowing his body to adjust... then jump in a pressurized suit to stop his blood boiling....at great elevation ...well this is one for the (bucket list)..... 


If ll goes well and he lives ....mister baumgartner Will be the first ever human being to  break the speed of sound  in a free fall jump..


I do wish this guy the very very very best .....all i can say is this will be a  hard act to follow  what will he do after this .....!

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

dennis rodman child support ..gets off lightly......



Dennis rodman..owed $800,ooo in child support ...seems to me that's a  lot of diapers and  stuff...........  that a  kid  could do with ...or books or maybe whatever it is  a  kid needs .......

I his days  rodman was a  great basketball player ...and probably  made  a shit load of cash....so why did he let his bill go to 800 g's .......

I have bumped into mister  rodman  once in a  strip club...where he was popular and drunk.... ( wonder why huh !!!!) ......and once at the hard  rock,.......  but at the hard rock  he was  so drugged out of his  head   ...he was pushing people out of the way including me......

He will be working with at risk teens (whatever the hell that  means at risk of what  doing more harm to someone else).. and /or cleaning streets ....bit of a come down...for 104 hours....

Mister Rodman should be thankful he did not get the same  charge in Florida  .........they take away your licence  and/or you may end up in jail if you are a  non payer ........i guess  California  is needing the money  more than jailing an ex sports hero.....

Always the famous get a pass ........i am sure if the average man on the street owed $800 grand he would  not be sent to sweeping the streets.........

nope he would be a prisoners bitch for a while ......

 

 

 

chicago memorial day weekend 10 people killed ..surprise!!!



Well is anyone  stunned  by this ,......10 people killed in Chicago  over the weekend , ...well its Chicago  not like  a  nice  placid place  is Chicago not   recognised as a slightly  dangerous  place......

Yes i do think so ....its Oprah country  why  would that  not  drive you  to  go shoot up somewhere  .....Chicago is  not  like   the easiest place on earth to walk around  safely ........its known  for violence  ...so why are  people  surprised  ....

They (who are they )  say it  may  be   caused  by the hot weather...........really   what a  pile of  shit!!!!!! ....its hot so let  go  on a  rampage  ......i think  there is a  fundamental  reason  the  20 people  got  murdered /drugs/the economy /no money corrupt police  racism/ no jobs.................the boogie .....yes   once  again  blame it on the boogie  why the hell not ....they want to blame the heat ... no its  the boogie.....hey when all else fails we  can blame the boogie  ...it might make  everyone  more happy ...!!!!!

Is it safe to eat tuna form the japanese tsunami !!!!!.....



Well welly well oh well....is it safe to eat the tuna  from the Japanese  tsunami ...you know  where  all the radiation was  in the nuclear power station....sure !!!

Its also safe to walk around  Chernobyl like that  dumbass  movie , where the Russian dude  convince  six  or  eight or whatever  asswads  the town next is  safe ......

Well if you are trying to get pregnant, and  want a baby with 6 eyes and  4 arms  then its  delicious ...the only problem i foresee, with that  situation is yes .....you could of course  join a  travelling circus......

But what if the baby needs  glasses....or mitts   it will get  expensive ..............

Is the media  really really  really i mean retarded .....what would be safe from the tsunami in japan ....listen up ...this is simple if you eat tuna  from japan  ....you may want to go and  get a gaga  counter or  something  shoved in you .....

What part of radiation and tuna  do people  not understand , or you eat it , then  start to wonder  why your skin is peeling or your  eyeballs drop into your fav soup or..... tuna !!!!!!!....

What s wrong with the media  they should be warning people ........ do not eat tuna ...

There are elevated  levels in the tuna ,   any levels is not good  news ...so  anyways , if you like to glow in the dark or have  disco green  turds  ..

hey move right on in there .........?

Brain surgeon .. not so smart


here is something bizarre a brain surgeon ...yep a brain surgeon decides he wants to pop the question.......(engagement not marriage phew !!!!) to his chick/bint significant other ........

So he decides to hide the engagement ring in the sand....yep on the beach ....

Dr steve Carr .....from Denver ( let me say if you need brain surgery you may want to keep away from this dude ....)

When it came to the clinch....he forgot where he put the ring .....beach/sand/ ring /is this really retarded or what  ...i would certainly not expect this from a brain surgeon ........

He had to enlist the help of a dozen people .......well fortunately mister carr...and the crew found the ring...also with metal detectors....

I am so glad he never his the ring in someones head  to pop the question ,and forgot what patient it was .......could you imagine lying there and
his assistant asked you ...excuse me  Dr Carr lost his engagement ring ,......do you mind him going back in for a look ......?

Monday, May 28, 2012

bachelorrete emily maynard gets is sweet until you cross her ...how diffrent



The bachelorette said she is a sweet  girl until someone  crosses  her ...so she is the only  bimbo single mum (exclusions blah blah )....that has  a temper  ....does she maybe want to stop and think  this is why she is on her  jack/self /single...maybe because the guy wants a  piece of ass and not the grief that follows ......

She got upset  when one of her  dumb ass suitors(and i mean that  sincerely) questions her parenting skills ...

Listen here i will say this ..its  a known,(not just a guess )  fact that a lots of  women have  issues with their  self esteem ...and if you think about its  self esteem issues , do reflect on to the child  especially if you are a  media hungry whore like this one .....

She is a MILF and she is  desperate for attention  but you only get  what you put out ...this is  not  a  hard one to see .....sometimes  people  hate the truth ...but its the way to start,.....  healing is accepting that you might be a shitty mother ...

She obviously see fame more important then her  kid she is on a reality show  looking  for a  man  .........and these men are meant to be   a bunch of  some of  America's good looking guys wanting to get a  romance with her ..........(you might say this  is  a total  crock of losers  dying to get  noticed  and in the  same  breath get  noticed and bang a chick...(its all gooooddddd!!!!)
.....being a guy i get them  ...they are  there  for  fame and f**k...if they are not they are not  average guys .......

Denial is  not a  river in  Egypt and never was .....its  of epidemic  proportions of how many people  live  in denial ....must be  a good place  to buy property or  own a  condo, its a very populated place  ...can't get flights there,  always  overbooked ..(some might get it some might not ????).....

Simone as pretty as mamma bear Emily ...must be  f*****d up in the head ...the last guy who impregnated her  left her  ...has any of these  jug headed..mental case guys that are on the bachelorette ever  asked  themselves why ,is this  bint single and hot ..... 

Well there is only so much...... baby mamma drama/aggravation /screaming /hollering/shouting .......a man can take form a  hot piece of ass ...it gets  tedious  ...its not a lie its a fact ....

listen i have  been  known to  piss off  some chick/women ....etc etc ...but here is  a stark fact ...show me a beautiful women ...and i will show you a man that's sick of her  shit and gone ...and vice versa (very prominent in Hollywood ).....

Sex can only be so good for  so long but if you are having to put up with shit for  a little  bit(sex that is !) then the bad outweighs the good).......there are  exceptions like (coco and ice t.)  but then  who knows ....that just a bad example...!!!!


Emily(mamma bear) is a hot single mum thinking her excrement does not stink/make a smell/waft.......but the reality of it (not reality in TV land ) ...she is  inducting her daughter  into a life with a  strange man ....

Sometimes women and men,....... in a strive to find what they think is the ideal catch .........is not always what it appears ..(easy women open their leg....foolish women open their hearts .....intelligent women open their minds )............and in the rush to be loved ......women are bad judges of characters ...not a fable .......fact......


and you have to ask yourself ...looks  are only skin deep, but matter  to the vain .....but what lurks beneath the looks , maybe ,more sinister than .......she could imagine ...its not the first  time  that the pretty boy ...has turned out to be demon!!!!!!!
 

Andretti loses the 500..maybe cursed

Does marco andretti ever take time out of his  nice existence to wonder why he is losing ........maybe he is just plain shit and that's it ..

You know sore losers can always blame it on a curse /car /mechanics /weather /tires/gasoline/......but the again  if he really was  creative  ..

He could always blame it on the boogie ...michael jackson did ...he never blamed the sunshine ,...no sirreee bob!!!!!!...which no one can ,unless you get skin cancer  ...but then you should be careful ...you cant blame the moonlight ....no chance there  ...but the boogie after all ...why not ....!!!

There is nothing worse than a rich  sportsperson whatever the sport is blaming their tools/staff/weather /shoes/or whatever it takes  for their  shite  performance .....just shut  up and do it !!!!!

You can't always be  number one  forever ...ask tiger ....his wife never polished his clubs,... and washed his ball !!!!!! ,....i think this is why he lost :).....some might say ...but if your shite and had a  bad  day .....stop  f*****g whining,...... and cash your  nice fat check/cheque........and go enjoy your money .......

Justin bieber battered a papprazzi...r u kidding....



Canadian pop sensation justin bieber  ,apparently battered a paparazzi cameraman.........apparently the guy was  taking pictures of  him .....let me stop for  a minute and  say the guy  who got battered  by  Justin  must have  been like a little  bitch ......

Justin roughed up the man .........well here is a thing, definition of  roughed  up  is  definitive of where you  live ....

Canada  roughed  up ...might mean your collar of your  salmon pink polo shirt  may have  got  twisted  or  maybe moved....

Detroit ...roughed up.......means you did lose an eye  got  shot three  times,  all your  gold , got  nicked/swiped/stole/hawked /pinched.......and you lived ....

Miami....roughed up....means you got  shot killed and robbed of all your valuables ......

Scotland ....roughed up ...means they stabbed you ...then used you to keep warm in a fire ......

Russia roughed up ....means you were  killed .......sawn into pieces and fried and eaten ......

Have you noticed the guy is not displaying his wounds  in  public,  how do you  describe a ruffled shirt as  a  wound  .....


the photographer  said ,the singer  physically battered him ...hold on  a  second  .......i a trying no to laugh at this  but this is  about as  funny as  a president saying he was going to help his  voters ....on the same level .....


Listen if you are paparazzi you better  expect to get kicked in the balls  for photographing a  celebrity , you know how they hate  to limelight ,and the exposure  ...all they want is  a quiet life  ..right ....I mean i think this  guy should let sleeping dogs lie  ....


you know if Justin bieber  beats your  ass  ...you might want to get some MMA lessons or go back to living with your  mommy ......









 

Memorial day ..they died and fought for bargains



I am all for people  having a great time ....all the time ,memorial day is a day to remember all those died for the country to be free,........,but how many  people actually give a flying f*** about the real fundamental reason behind memorial day ...there is approximately 250 million people (that  they know about Give or take a  bunch)....

Well if you go back to the trenches of the forefathers or whoever fought in wars ...and can you imagine the conversation ......while bullets are whizzing around their heads and people  dying ...."sarge this  will all be worth it ,.....because in years to come the people of America ,will celebrate our  day of war,....... by buying discounted mattresses at large stores, owned by  the sons of great white american guys ,who had  family stores that had family value .......,but sold out and  took over  entire communities hawking chinese made products  of great value.....

Really how many people walk into sam's club ,....and see a cheap mattress and think this  day was made possible by lots of soldiers dying so we could have this day off  to get  a  really good  bargain...

Most people especially me ...i really do not give a  flying f*** about any holidays  (especially xmas crap  and thanksgiving becasue every day is great)....i  do not need an  excuse to have a day off and  love life .....

But people who have to work 9-5 and look forward to a holiday becasue of  ...days like the 4th of july...memorial day..st patricks day( not a real fricking day at all ..if you ask me )....or any other holiday....so they can get off  and  have a  day of doing squat ...

But its really not....Car dealers are licking their lips and all the corporate places are bleeding this day dry  ...MEMORIAL DAY BLOWOUT .....50-75% off the entire  store ....

MEMORIAL DAY GARDEN SALE ALL ITEMS DISCOUNTED ....HALF OFF!!!!!!.......

Where is the suffering and sacrifice in this ads ....they should say .....OUR GREAT COUNTRYMEN DIED SO YOUR CHEAP ASS CAN GET A BARGAIN .........

But maybe i am thinking about this too much it seems like all i see is  boozing /eating /partying /(which is all goooooooddd!!)...and discounted sales and  car bargains .......

It's not  about remembering   all those who fell (well for a  portion it is ) ...but most people  want to get a deal and  have fun...

If it was  all those places that are hawking cars/mattresses/sam's club/home depot...etc etc ..would be closed and not  caring about their shareholders......... and how their stocks are doing....

Because its a great day to take advantage of people who are off work and spend money ...not war .....

I find it strange that we need days to appreciate people who died so that people can live free ...its should be like that all the time ....

Naming storms



Storms get real quaint names ....which to me  does not  coincide  with the people or damage they do ....

Right  now they have  subtropical storm beryl ,..... media  should just say storm a Storm is a  storm ,or its not  .....

  Using sub tropical  makes it  sound  pansy ...like sub standard as in shitty ...like storm shitty  Beryl..

Now to me, beryl  does not sound like a  bad  ass  name , it sounds like a over enthusiastic  gym teacher , who  does flower  arranging on  her  days of , stretching kids  out for a living ...don't know  why  but it  does ....

they name  hurricanes  with names that are  ordinary ...why  can't they  just  say  like  ...hurricane acid ....or  hurricane  belter ...or  hurricane clobber ...or  hurricane damage ..so on and  so forth ....

i simply do not and have  not feared a hurricane , maybe it's because there is a hard  rock  hotel  where i  can  seek refuge and  food  till they  run out  of   food  and   water, and they have  really  great  windows  that  can stand  a lot of  shit .....and  covered  parking ...(nothing better than covered  parking save a shit load of  damage on the vheicle ..got to love the seminoles  for thinking about that and not only money for a change :)  !!!!!!!..........

You see  hurricane  Andrew , killed, and  caused,.....  a lot of  damage  in Florida  in about the late nineties or approximately  there  abouts.,........anyways i was  asleep in a  closet and missed the whole  thing ...

My point being  i  do not relate  Andrew  to   bad  ass,  death, and  total  devastation  ,we  Brits have  prince Andrew , and nice   ex  sailor  Marine sort of  chappie,  not capable of  doing lots of  damage  per say .,...Andrew is  like  sort nice guy  ..

We need  hurricane names,  like gangster names  ,to scare the shit out of  people , so when it does  come,  people  like me  might take its  seriously ..........

Or maybe  relate hurricanes to  bad  ass   guys who were  mean and  killed  people ...........

Like hurricane Pablo Escobar.....or hurricane Charles Manson ,....he f****d a load of people,..hurricane Jeffrey dammer .....
hurricane Saddam Hussein .......hurrican hitler   ........you know  real  bad  news  people  that  do bad  shit .....

Or maybe thing like hurricane john edwards ........or hurricane bernie maddoff ...........or hurrican bernie ebbers...etc etc

Sunday, May 27, 2012

Sharon stone's nanny fired ....retaliation



This scenario is as  common as  herpes in a whore camp..

Disgruntled  employees  looking for  a few  extra  bucks, ....Sharon's stone's nanny ,...said she  was  unfairly treated .....

Here is a  NEWSFLASH!!!!!.......   when you decide  to become a  nanny  for a person,you are basically....looked on /treated as/viewed as/ a means to an end .e.g,..... and overpaid full time babysitter..........nothing more nothing less.........

Rich women have very busy schedules you know...visits to their  fave boutiques to get their  overpriced handbags/shoes/lingerie/jewellery..etc ...etc.......

Why would these  women want to drag a  screaming spoiled  child into a  boutique while they are with their  friends/BFF's/....no!!!! no way ....

This is  why  Nannie's are there ,........... so a women with money can do her  gig , without feeling she is  abandoning her  child ......she has  to look like she is a mommy to you know....

Wealthy people need nanny's.........they are an important part of the lifestyle ........we all know when rich women talk they have  to bring the nanny into the conversation ....

I mean, its like , well they  need the pool guy too, and the Gardner   its a  status symbol ....... much like a  Bentley/rolls/Benz/hummer/....

Only the wealthy See these as  more important acquisitions  than a nanny, after all  nanny's are  in abundance .......bentleys nope!!!!!!!

So its unfortunate  that nanny's , are  lackeys for  wealthy People....  they are  basically professional baby sitters , pure and simple ,and  the only  difference  the wealthy see in a  nanny is  nanny's  do  clean,  sometimes and  fold  laundry..... ...

Or if your  Sharon Stone  why would'nt you  have  professional laundry folder ..another  acquisition she  could boast  about ....

You how the wealthy  like  to  boast  about the people  they have  ....sitting their over  lunch  women  can talk about how their  laundry folder   does  a great   job......

The famous/elite/wealthy....all need  assistants...which is the category  falls in  ..because why would they do it when they have the money .....it would not pay them  to  do it ..really logically....

But i think this  nanny should  be quiet ,and  move on  to maybe   someone  like  the jolie/pitts , you know  the normal  wealthy average  A listers !!!!!!!!!

After all is she is  going to kiss and tell ,who in the circuit of the elite ..is going to  employ her, if this  nanny  is   going to move from nanny ..to another  profession .....professional bean spiller!!!!

gas prices ...fixed for memeorial day ....just in time!!!!!



We all know  gas prices are rigged  to coincide  for the travellers ...this  being a special year !!!!its important for our political nominees ..(they have to look like they care  of  have feelings for the human race).......after all they need your  vote,....just for a  day.

When you give people or  revellers/partiers/tourists/drivers........a feeling (not that  kind of feeling)... but a feeling that the govt is  caring for them  for  that weekend ...it makes  them  get a positive  spin about their  economy might being on   the mend  ....you know  psuedo dynaics ...then it converts to votes ......?

After all the hard  working individual need  to feel  he is  not getting totally F*****d over  7 days a week..... ...and is actually getting a deal and the  govt  is  maybe  cutting him slack on this special day !! being memorial day, and all you know that day ,... where  all military  guys who gave their life/limbs/mind/personality...all aforementioned....for this special day.....we all know  how the govt cares  for the mortally wounded  ....   : 0    ......

 If the strength of the dollar  defines the outcome of the price of  a barrel of oil .........well  the  you know  the govt  control the price of  gas  ...very simple financial dynamics .....so by that rationale...the govt decides  when the average  Joseph public ,,,,gets a  break  ...and  it is important to give them a  break on a day when,  soldiers are  getting whammmed  by the plane load  

After all people want to feel  they arrived at their  destination  with a  few  extra  dollars .....!!!  in the pockets/wallets/handbags/moneyclips/rubber band...whatever they use ......

  it is a  nice feeling know that when they are sitting with their .........friends/associate/cohorts/friends/buddies/acquaintances/members......they may return after that special day !!! and feel that their govt cares  about them...........?

Saturday, May 26, 2012

levi johnson broke and living with mommy.....boo hoo sob....





                                 Not the thrilla from wasilla...!!!!


This  guy is officially the king of all rednecks and shit kickers .....

( let me say ,there are rednecks and hillbillies who are good honest hard working fine people ....then there are shit kickers...) this guy is ashitkicker!!!!!

Sarah palin's daughters boyfriend/baby's daddy/sponge/layabout/so called father..........is broke ......really !!!!!!!.....

I like Sarah palin not for presidential material....no never,..... i liked her because she has  the conservative/hot sophisticated librarian/teacher/businesswomen look ....you know the suits dress and glasses and hair ....you know the boardroom corp look.....hot!!!

Anyways back to signor numb nuts .....he must be  friends with kanye(no mother)west......Levi made more than a million bucks,(let me say if you make a million the least you can do is help out your kid...) ...whoring his soul to whoever would pay him cash....he spent it on....wait for it!!!!!!!!!.his kids ......nope....not a chance in hell ..

like every mindless numb nutted inbred has been so called reality he spent it on  what men need most in life  .....yes !!!you got it ...guns........boats .........and four wheelers.......what else  would a sponge daddy from... Alaska with a lug nut for a brain spend his millions on....


Geez!!!....... while sponge daddy shoots/mud's/plays like a  playboy he thought he was ........this Alaskan ass wipe has not paid child support in two years ..............(In some circumstances  it may not work in the guy's favor so they are excluded because of relationship problems...)......I am always amazed at guys who think they are macho........by thinking they can make a  baby ....NEWSFLASH!!!!!! monkeys can make babies .....yet funnily enough sometimes monkies make better  parents ,and they do not own boats/guns/4wheelers......


You know the law needs to toughen up on deadbeat dads ......(Once again in some circumstances situations are not helped by the state  of the relationship and they are excluded also)......,....if you do not pay you should be forced to work in a camp,.. and not leave till the child is 18.....simple...but then you can only half blame a  dead beat dad for not paying ..the girl/women/idiot who parted the pins /legs should have known ..the guy she is  going to sleep with is  mentally deficient ......


I have said it before and will say it again ...love causes people to misjudge,.... because they confuse lust with love ...and women in their endeavour ,will trade sex for love  ...and men will trade love for sex......and in this package everyone fears.... they will be by themselves (eventually you will ).......


Back to the weak wanker form wasilla....now he is living with mommy ...boo hoo  sob....(pity is not a quality that is like able)...and guess what he has not paid  for his first kid .....now this total loser has  knocked up another broad ......

The craziest part that this guy was  a one time hopeful to be a mayor of where  .......legoland ......you have got to be kidding me ..of where ........


Now the girl he has knocked up ...is going to have a little girl .....and Levi is going to name her breeze beretta .....after a gun ...how shit kicking smart of this sponge daddy....after  a gun ...can you imagine,....... say in 30 years time if this girl is  a neurosurgeon...(not fricking likely)....she would be called  doctor breeze berreta....would anyone want a doc with a name like that.....just imagining that's all ....scary


here is another  example of children having no chance ..like snooki ...or maybe ass wipe kanye having kids ...this would be  your claim to fame growing up .....should be keeping quiet and name changing in the works .....


i am sure Sarah palin is  grinding her teeth and hating this  guy so bad  ..if not why not .....


The new girlfriend/skank/ho/desperate slut/no brained slut /let this total bum impregnate her ...what in mummies bed/sofa/basement/car/kitchen/lawnchair.......

What kind of mentally retarded broad is she not only did she get knocked up by a peabrain..........but let him call her future daughter after a gun .....a berreta is okay ...why not Kalashnikov/ruger/desert eagle/Sig hauer/AR15/caprati/Walter ppk(of course walter is a guys name and that would be ridiculous right....why would they do ridiculous of course not ....)


Inside Edition said "Levi is confused about life".....


Maybe he could run for president ......after all he and john edwards........ were not that different, although i don't think john Edwards posed for playboy !!!!




Friday, May 25, 2012

Horror movie script writers ..all the bleeding same ...



I saw the first Friday the 13th and that  was it...it  topped ...but i think there was  another  15  maybe  who the hell knows .....and then  there  was  that  bastard  Freddie , with the bad stripey  jumper and that  annoying prick jason ...and the ever unstoppable Candy man.....

And the insulting part of it is,...... the kids  are meant  to be on vacation form colleges  somewhere,  prim preppy and really white .......and there is  always a  cute  blond,...... a couple of  jocks and a  few girls who are marginal ....and of course the spotty faced  goofy inept insecure never  been laid virgin guy ....

And they go to place ,and they know the place is a hole in a marsh, and the guy who murdered  everyone , was  never  caught ....RED FLAG....when you go somewhere in the middle of  nowhere, and  lots of  people  were killed , and the guy not  caught ...you fricking leave unless you are  a complete  uneducated  backward inbred  good for nothing shit kicker....and stay ........

I myself  are a slight Adrenalin junkie, and like going strange places but i am not  retarded ....

Yet these  loonie, script writers  write the same predictable shit.... ....yet for some reason horror fans love them ...

I have met a  horror director Michael brand ........and boy does he have  a following ..........but all horror  movies are exactly the same i guess Michael brand and other  see a nice way to make money form the same old shit re-packaged again and again.....

woman thrown off plane becasue of offensive t-shirt...



Okay i get the first amendment the right to free speech ,or is it the second amendment ...or is that the right to bare arms .......

It,s probably the first ..i shudder the thought of the right to bare  arms ............ because  some women have those flabby wings under their arms and they are all flappy so maybe thats an amendment we  should amend ...

So a women tries to  board a  plane with a t-shirt saying "if i wanted the govt in my womb i would let a senator  f***k me".....okay there  is a line  that you have to be careful of .....

This women is  doing this simply to get  noticed ..no other  reason ...


Unless she is mentally retarded ...post 9/11 anyone that  has been in and  around an airport should know the   TSA has everyone sterilized you cannot say or do anything in an airport,........ never  mind  wear a  t-shirt with the word f***k on it  so this is nothing more  than a bored   wife.......not getting banged  lady needing attention ......................and what better way to go to an airport  with the word  f***k on it...................

Thursday, May 24, 2012

ellen de generis ....very generous ..indeed !!!!

  

I was never a fan of  4pm or after TV there was  not much on less you were an Oprah addict  never  my thing really ....Dr Phil ...well as  he is not a  doctor and he is Oprah's bitch ....

He was  a sports  director or something undoctor like ....but calls him self a doctor , which, is it not illegal in some states....

Rachael ray another one of harpo;s off spins( in case you did not know , harpo...... is Oprah spelt backwards.) 

Anyways....move over  negative TV   ..we have somone  who actually has  soul ..........Ellen DeGeneres  ...the reason she is so like able  is because she  gives and  gives  and does  so much  for  everyone .......

She was a  comedian previously ,to this but she  definitely  gives and gives  .....don't get me wrong but Oprah  is a hell of a philanthropist...... she does stuff all over the world  .....

But i guess  Ellen's show is  more comedic in a way , different from Oprah's....maybe its a different  conduit of  energy ....

Oprah like all the talk shows  had her  day ,and Ellen's show is more up beat ...hope and  happiness ..its our duty to convey  both  to those in need ....

and the world is in need  of both the above ..badly...

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Sooki is giving birth to a meatball.....Snooki will soon have a new man in her life. The "Jersey Shore" star is expecting a baby boy! The reality TV star, whose real name is Nicole Polizzi, has announced that she and her fiancé, Jionni LaValle, will be having a son when that little meatball arrives late this summer.


                                  Snooki told Intouch magazine

Snooki will soon have a new man in her life. The "Jersey Shore" star is expecting a baby boy!
The reality TV star, whose real name is Nicole Polizzi, has announced that she and her fiancĂ©, Jionni LaValle, will be having a son when that little meatball arrives late this summer. 

All i can say is this  Little meatball.is  going to have a miserable  existence  where ever he goes ....when your  mum is snooki, you are  grilled/cooked  done  ....it would be like  sayng you father  is  kanye (no mummy )west.....doomed ...( by the way kanye's father is  not around to take on his son's fame wonder why) ?.....

all people  know snooki  from is  drinking ,whoring tanning ,trying to dance ,being annoying ,getting hit,  the kid is going to have many issues ...


Snooki was  adopted by Italian parents,...... she is  of Spanish decent ....you wonder  why the  Spanish parents dumped her on a  couple of italians ,........(poor parents)....so the kid is going to be  dilusional form the starting grid ..............


Her Spanish parents must be sitting somewhere  going   "i told you didn't "  i knew  she  was  a  nut job ......


now  snooki is trying to look half  normal ,........(half  being the operative  word )........ this  poor little meatball better  grow  tall or  is he is  snooki's size  this little meatball  will be  bitch slapped  every day of his life .....


First impressions last a lifetime ......kim kardashian does not matter what she does ...people remember her  for showing her booyah ,..... its  like that....so snooki  stormed on in new  jersey acting all stupid drunk retarded and really dumb with her hair and tan ..

So even if she  does write a book ,.....or make a documentary on the benefits of being a mother with sppirutual aspirations, and  loving care ...who the hell is going to believe a pint sized  loud  noisy wannabe Italian drunk .......


Snooki got knocked up for two reasons ...the idiot who really is mentally retarded and desperate for  fame, and a complete wanker......was the only guy who wanted to have  sex  with a human penguin .......


she will make money from the child like all these  idiotic reality so called star's who think they should be recognised for their insecure demonstrations at fame ......

Only a  few reality stars make it in in the media ......but trying to be recognised as a talent for being drunk /tanning  that's Lynsey lohan's job........................

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

bee gees started the disco dancing but......



I think disco was great musically ,clothing and a  great place ...the bee gees  started  disco it blew up with Saturday night fever ...john  Travolta was king of the disco..........

However............ john Travolta  started another dance craze urban cowboy or some  movie like that ....here what i hate  about country line  dancing ....

cowboys never  danced ......(that i can remember).......well like that  anyways ........i cant remember  seeing john Wayne (Marion white doing the boot scooting boogie )......or Clint Eastwood ......doing a line dance in the good the bad and the ugly......or Roy rogers ...doing a line dance ).......

i think what happened  is that the country line  dancing ripped off the dance  from the really annoying pseudo Caribbean half funky record called the  ELECTRIC SLIDE....

If you have not heard it  its a discoey sort of record and  when they play its anywhere  you get  chicks .dancing .......well mostly chicks  there is a few  guys ...(mostly white guys can't dance ) leave it to the brothers!!!!!unless you are a choreographer or some  shit like that...

Guys who dance to the electric slide look strange and because they can dance to it...... they think they are hip/funky/rhythm/groove/dancers........


Country line dancing is not relevant to cowboy culture (cowboys like beer/ fighting/ trucks/ horses and ranching and chaps and of course sparking off  guns )....but line dancing no!!!!! most guys do it because they are trying to get a piece of  ass ...no other reason why else would you want to get in line with a bunch of  chicks dressed like Clint Eastwood or john Wayne or BUTCH  cassidy

Storage wars ...the reality



I do like storage wars ...although its a reality show and i am sure that in this show there are some fixings going on there ....

I do have a friend who manages storage units and they inform me that this is  a load of  of  cobblers .....

he told me the maintenance man gets in there and the managers and a few others and get the best goodies ....which does not surprise me....

like all reality shows  they need to make it exciting and i am not surprised about this ...

And now whats happening in this business  is that when they do have auctions all the shit is now way overpriced , because there are people  showing up thinking they are storage war  dudes ,....and  contents are  going for  way ridiculous prices ..this is what reality TV  does  it ruins  shit.....

Chernobyl diaries coming soon looks like another load of bollocks ...



There is a  movie coming out called the Chernobyl diaries .....well here is a  thing i just  had  a little trailer of  it and it looks  like its  pile of  Russian shit....

It will however  be  loaded  with bad  Russian accents, and  bad  acting much like the Blair  witch project ....(stupid bitch project) .....

As far as i am  seeing its,about  half a dozen inept/retarded /dufus people , who go to chernobyl and a  guy shows them a  a gaga counter to tell them its  safe  ...... "no problem" .....the guy says  looks like a  Russian second hand car dealer ....definitely someone  you should not trust....

Unfortunately , anything remotely linked to, Soviets or Russian connected , comes  with a  dubious  underbelly ...the Russians are not trusted  too  well  in the world .......

I have  to be  honest, the people  that made this movie , will do  okay,  because its  the usual scary ,  predictable  bollocks ...... it  will have   Russian women with three  breasts, and  four  vagina's  what else would you expect from......chernobyl.......( nothing good comes from an abandoned exploded nuclear power station ......only cancer /hair loss /puking/bone rot/ and oh yes !!!!!death)

I have to say the only way i would trust a person trying to  convince  me to  tour chernobyl ...is a scientist wearing a priest collar and having his wife and  kids  with him ....(even that would not work)

i predict the Chernobyl diaries will be much  like the Blair  witch project ......a tale of  stupid people  looking to get killed ....

zucherburgs wife ...really smart .....



first off i would like to apologise ,and withdraw  my verbal assault on mister  zucherburg.

 I thought he  was  getting married  to some  gold digging bimbo....when you get  billionaires  usually there is a  trophy wife/bimbo/peroxide princess/....in and around  them...

But zucherburg,s  wife has  just become a doctor  ....she obviously is not a  barbie  brainless .....she is intelligent booyah...

Intelligence in a woman is  very, very, attractive  much more appealing, than a fake titted ,duck lipped, spandex covered bimbo, (although that will always be desirable too ....) but  women who exude intelligence are  way  more hornier....... because that  gets  all sorts of things in gear ...in the mind.

The real housewives of  new jersey/new york/Atlanta/orange county/ or where ever they will film ....these  women are nothing more than empty headed insecure gold diggers.

Even one of the husbands  topped himself....he  was probably paying all that money ,and not porking her ,.....my question is  why ...it probably takes a  few hours to get the spandex and  lycra of their fat asses,  by that time your mojo is  all left and  gone  south.....

who the hell wants to be with a  broad that put on hair extension false nails/eyelashes...spandex, lycra ,push bra  ,,,,, when you undress that broad you have  already had  a work out(and she looks like one of them boats you pull a cord and the blimp out)... ...do these  women not look at themselves in the mirror....there is nothing real about the real housewives  .....

Anyways zucherburg's missus is an intelligent broad and she is  a doctor ...she is going to  open up a children's  ward /hospital or whatever it is  .

Mark himself has given her  a billion dollars ....to her  as a gift  ...well all i can say is  these  two are going to  be the new philanthropic  giants in the world .....maybe  more  people should take a leaf out of  marks  book.....

After all there is a lot of people  who made millions, and billions form  this  deal ..... ..including  pint sized, Irish, tree hugging international political superstar ...... bono ...whats  he gonna  do with his billions......

Never heard him doing a  thing yet ...well we  are  waiting mister  boon...(Africa could use a billion of your cash....... after all live aid f***d that whole charitable deal)..........although he  has taken over Paul McCartney as the richest musician on the planet  ....sir Paul is still outclassing bono in every way

 I have nothing against u2 or bono i do however hate the fact that musicians, use their stardom as a springboard for their political beliefs.....

helium shortage ...where will all the clown buy helium



Now we are being told that helium will be in short supply..........  ,wow!!!!all the clowns must be shitting in their oversized pants...this is a truly disturbing thought those pants can hold a  lot....

Well  i got to say  boo hoo boo hoo boo hoo sob!!!!!!!........so who the f**** cares  about balloons , give the kids  a pinata to beat on ...balloons are  annoying  ..but the most annoying balloons of all are the ones that are in car dealerships...here's why......

Its  Sunday and i am looking for  a new  car ,  which i would never  buy its a  sham,a rip off ,and  a total farce .......been there  done that ....as soon as you buy a new  car  it  devalues ........ several if not more thousands of  dollars  ,...so why  bother ...its  retarded in  every way  shape  and form.....

So i go to a  car dealer  and i  want a  car , but there  are frickin  balloons  everywhere  ...why!!!!!!!...do  these  f****r,s think that  if  a  see  a  balloon ,  swaying back and forth from a   car  ...i am  going to  say,..... "goody goody gum drops  i want that car because it has a balloon on it,... i am  about  to drop a  vast load of  cash because there is a balloon  bobbing around  my car ....

Balloons have always  bothered, me unless you fill them with sneezing and itching powder, and fill them and  let them go in a night club  , some  asshole will eventually  pop it  and  the  fun begins  ......

but hey if the world or  whoever is  in, charge  of the helium  which i think is  total bollocks , there  must be loads .......  

Maybe  America can  start a war  with another  country and  steal all their  f*******g helium 

 So all the  clown will not be  crying and shitting in their over sized  pants ....

Well worth  the  hundred  billions  right ....and of course grab the fricking oil while  we  are in there.....  and  kill some  innocent  helium  sellers , otherwise ,it would never be a war right ...

Hey  maybe  America can start a  war in the  countries in the middle  east,...... accuse them of  holding helium supplies  and  let everyone think America  cares....... about all the  clowns  and shit  then steal their  oil too ,and kill some people  who have nothing to do with it ...

Then the clowns and  car  salesmen of America will all be happy,  and we  can have oil too   .......after  all who would  not want  the  supply of  balloon gas  saved  right .......oh yes   and  its  needed for all the flat screens why would we  all  do  ..

How  could we  all watch the reality shit without  helium  its would be a  disaster  .......no one  really cares  about the sick  people  because the MRI's  need it,......  no we need it for  TV's and  balloons  how  dare you  put the sick before the TV's and  balloons  this is  America ...

Can you imagine the state of the car industry ,...... without those   balloons  .........govt and mister  Obama  would  have to blame the sick people  for  using all the helium ....   how  selfish of them  we  need  to see our  Superbowl and  sell our  cars ....

Oh and don't forget all the people  who love to inhale the stuff  how  could we get  by without those high pitched  voices .......

man tries to commit suicide on Niagra Falls and lives



Well here is one  lucky bastard , a man in his mid thirties decides to kill himself ...in one of the most dangerous places ....Niagara Falls .....he lives  ,well maybe it's not his time ,all i can say is bloody nice one ...

He is the 4th guy to live ,well if you are going to kill yourself  why not Niagara  fall's  better than  jumping in front of  a number 9  transit.....

I think this guy might have had  a revelation by now  maybe his need is a greater  spiritual one  ......


i have been to Niagara falls ,its not a friendly body of water ,its very intense place ,its a great tourist attraction,but not you place to take a dip in ....


i give the guy props he dived and  lived ,..... with a gash and a few bumps .......maybe he can cheer up, and  use his experience a a conduit to others and help them understand there are greater things to life than topping oneself...............

Monday, May 21, 2012

Comedians have their day



You know  we  have been  blessed  with some  great comedians....

Andrew Dice Clay....
Eddie Murphy
Robin Williams 
Jim Carey
steve martin.....


But these  guys are no longer  funny

 Robin Williams  is trying to be like he  was  when he  was  younger  but  ...i think he  was  funny  when he  was  out of  his  face on coke, you know  ,when he done mork and mindy and  probably a lot of others 9 like good morning  vietnam and missus doubtfire)....the trouble is too  he tried  some serious  stuff   and i could only think of him as  funny.....

Jim Carey tried  some  dark stuff ..like the cable  guy...okay but  no ace ventuura ...........or dumber and dumber..........


Eddie Murphy ..brilliant Beverley hills cops ,.....  and  raw ...trading places.....


and of course  the unbelievable foul mouthed  Andrew dice clay,........absolutely hysterical in his day he  insulted every member of his  audience, brilliant but he  lost it and  tried  again, but  that was then..........

Steve  Martin was  hysterical, with the great john candy....but then he  went and done  the movie  father of the bride , very predictable wishy washy   chick flick  , disguised as a  comedy...... 



We  now have some  fresh  comedians ...like  Russell brand ....Sacha  baron Cohen,.........jack black  ..lets hope they don't.... get all soft on us ......


all these  great  seem to be  all safe and  are afraid to insult  ...maybe the legalities  of comedy have changed 




 

The bacholerette ...whata pile of shit.......



This is the worst of all reality shows ,ever...its a show about a babe  getting hooked  up with a bunch of  guys ,  looking to bang  a   broad on TV and of  course   reality  fame......

 ....reality tv  has  never  really  produced  like a legend   you know   there are  TV  stars  and then  there  are  reality  has  beens

 ......now they have  the Muppet's intertwined  in the bachelor  i mean  its  dreadful  let the Muppet's  do the  Muppet  show this  is piss  weak and  really badly staged ...........

and you know   all the guys are  little bitches ,.....where  do they  find  these  slugs these  guys  are  not  men at all  they are  like  rejects  from the  VIP room at  some  shitty Miami  beach  sand club/bar....i mean  she is a  piece of ass ,......but they are  all  self defecating and  totally narcissistic ....

I have never seen a  group of people  act so  desperate they are  like  hyenas  fighting over a carcass  (ass) being the operative word ....tell me  this  broad  is  not salivating having desperate  guys slavering over her....

and you  have to ask yourself  also  if these  so called  good looking guys  why   do they  not have  broads chasing them they are on TV acting all desperate.....

She   so  fricking hot  ........  why does  she  have to go on  TV  and  find  a  guy  is she that  much of  a  bitch ....

Its  not rocket  science  this  is  a   cry for attention ...these  guys  are  jocks and  Guido's  so  maybe they are all  dysfunctional like  her ,,,

come off it a  really  beautiful broad  has  to go on TV to find a guy ....this is a  total pale  of  piss ......

Another disco icon gone



Robin Gibb died  Saturday,yet another  disco icon gone ,these  guys were  legends selling over 200 million albums ....you don't get this quality from American idol...legends !!!!!!!!


John Travolta's  career was catapulted  into the world of  dancing he made the legendary  movie .....Saturday night fever ...


i myself loved  disco  why because it was positive, vibrant ,colourful and  the clothing ......well incredible.....

I think myself country  music is a  lot of negativity,.... about  wife leaving the husband ..... the dog dying..... and the kids  being taken away ,......you wonder  why ....maybe the husband should stop being a  whiner .....

disco ,was  bee gees they  panned some great  tracks ...and now there is one ...well they made  a great  mark on the world of  music ....yet again the disco ball should be turning at half speed ...

 

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Apprentice finale was donald tring to help arsenio re-start his career



I like the apprentice,but i think the finale  was a little rigged  ,.....i thought i  heard the   Donald say ,"he  who sells the most tickets wins:......  ,but clay aitken  did...
  
i thought the apprentice, was about winning  yet  clay raised  over $300'00 and  arsenio half that ......

Was this  clay,.. of  helping arsenio  jump start  his  career ,...........after all he  was  whining about he  was second on this, and  second on that , plus the fact  he  is  a girlie... crier .....let me  say  guys  should not  be  crying on TV....

yes you hear these  women say  ,"real men  cry "......,of  course  we do when our thumb is  gone on a  table saw ,and  we  have  to rush it to the hospital and  get it stitched  back on ....

Or we  feed  our nerve's, back under the skin,......you know  minor things ,you are allowed  to cry when you accidentally shoot a  nail  through your  finger ..... 

But crying on TV , is not acceptable,..... its girlie....... I have no respect ...and if you are wearing Pink....(women say a secure man wears pink ....no sophia grace and rosie do...they are little girls,)..... on TV and  crying you need  slapped by the host....knock it off!!!!....


now back to the finale i was never a clay Aiken fan ...personally i have never  been a fan of any idol finalists,.... i think they are  conveyor  belt  talent ...i get Simon cowell he is  a money machine..but this  talent is  not  rock legend  shit ....

None of the  idol  crew  will become legends , ..pieces of  ass  like the Carrie Underwood,... she will never reach dolly Parton status...legends are born ..not made ...its  a fact .......

Arsenio hall he  did  great in his  time  but i think he  has become a pussy .....

His kid  has  soften him  up and  he  has  become  all rounded  and  almost like Andrew  dice  clay, he was once  a  bad  motherf****  but he  had  his day...dice  does not command  the  audience he used to like arsenio ....


yes we  had  the woof.... woof ....woof ...but  you cannot bring it back its  done .....

maybe Donald cut a deal with clay and arsenio cut a deal  to stop arsenio  fricking whining about being second .....

but  they are  both winners in my eyes  but  am i  the only guy  that  noticed  by  clay winning he  lost ............









Sunday, May 20, 2012

most expensive coffee in the world passed out the ass...


                
(NaturalNews) ..........Here's something you probably didn't know about coffee: The world's most expensive coffee, kopi luwak (literally, "civet coffee") is brewed from coffee beans that have been eaten and partially digested by the Asian palm civet, a catlike wild animal. The beans are harvested from the droppings of the civet and washed, and can be brewed into an aromatic coffee renowned for its low bitterness and excellent flavor.

According to coffee critic Chris Rubin, "The aroma is rich and strong, and the coffee is incredibly full bodied, almost syrupy. It's thick with a hint of chocolate, and lingers on the tongue with a long, clean aftertaste."





I,my self and you probably know that for the longest time......
have been  in and around coffee for a  long long time ...its part of my life  to hang around coffee shops,  ...why ..well because i can ...pure and simple ....!!!!!!

here's a thing ,i like starbucks hot chocolate..,
...... not their coffee it tastes  like ass.......( let me  say this is  a verbal distinction i make ...i have not tasted ass, its not one of my nocturnal activities ,but anything that's tastes bad......,must be like ass).....i do love panera bread (covelli corp)...and Einseins coffee......

But i have to draw the line at a  coffee ,that has been shat out of a cat's ass ...now i do not discriminate how your coffee  reaches my cup in my locations ...but through the ass in anyway shape or form is not being consumed by me........


Now if its not bad enough that it has been shat out of a  felines ass .....but its also in the price  range of between $100 and $3000 a pound...yes folks a pound ,... 

Well after all how much coffee can a  kitty shit in one sitting.....half a pound of beans ...unless he has had an all you can eat bean sitting at a large plant he found......?


Even more  disturbing ..is  a coffee critic .(mister rubin)............remarked the aroma is rich and strong ......really ...f******g really.......wonder why  am i  being sarcastic here ......when something is whammed out the crapper , i think strong is appropriate,...... i would say wow !!!!!!!!!............i have been in bathrooms and aroma from a human ass passing is more than strong  .........i would  like to say  in a bathrooms its  :what the hell was that did someone die........?

It gets worse he remarks the coffee is full bodied .......well i am not sure about you but when i dine at a Mexican tienda/restaurant.....when i pass something after  a  burrito,.....and chips and dips and 4 cups of Mexican  coffee ..........yes i would say fullbodied is a term i would use as a terminology....


Then this guy  makes this  coffee, hilarious absolutely hysterical....it,s almost syrupy ,.....really f***** really, well let me think  something that has  travelled out your ass is  definitely going to be syrupy ..........and he goes on to say  it has  a thick hint of chocolate and lingers on the tongue....and wait for it ......... a clean after taste!!!!!! 

hahahahahahahahahh...okay anything that comes  from the ass ,......... is never ,ever, ever, clean not in anyones  ass .....of course if you are a  member of a  Royal family them maybe ......but please please  and its chocolaty     hahaha  really i wonder why its is  a  chocolaty taste  let me see ....

oh this  is  really too much ....how the hell does mister Rubin make this coffee remark and not  fall over laughing  either  he is a  really serious  coffee critic or he does not get the ass to mouth relationship deal.....


I do not know about you folks out there, reading this or naturenews...how did someone find out about a cat shitting beans  did this person have nothing to do  in life ...


How does  one discover a cat that shit beans ...

There  must be  some strange dudes wandering around the planet  checking on some strange shit...... ( i mean that in a  verbal sense).....


the price of coffee is  high enough but convincing people to pay exuberant fees for a coffee....... that has been shat from a cats  ass  is almost as ridiculous as the $12,000 melon........... or  buying into the illusion that kanye west is  a singer ????




 


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