Thursday, May 31, 2012
AVN Awards 2012.....hysterical
First off....i am all for the AVN awards....but this is a joke ...first of there is no difference between a porn star and a whore/hooker/trick/skank ...or whatever terminology you may want to use ......
Yes they call themselves actresses ....but their script for a porn star is really really simple ......oohhh!!!!!! aaaaaahhhhhh!!!!! ....yeah!!!!.......OMG!!!!!!! which everyone uses.... (so annoying in every reality show ...)...........
Its not like you need any qualifications to screw/bang/hump/f**k in front of a camera ........its just normal .....the only difference between the whore and the porn star ..is the size of the paycheck..they get ....
I have always been amazed at the fact that porn stars , really take themselves seriously ......and they have an award ceremony for it .......
They have categories for fucking ...yes awards for what we are meant to do for pleasure ........
But you will notice these porn stars have very glamorous names ..( suzy swallow...very creative,,,,,,amanda bang,,etc etc ......takes a lot of skill)...................maybe their agent made up the name .....( let me stop and say if you are a porn star and you have an a agent to let someone fuck you is this not an agent it's called your pimp!!!! what else could it be )....
You have to love?laugh/believe they have awards for best anal scene .....best double anal scene .......best blow job scene.... best gang bang...best group sex!!!!...........so on and so forth .......
And the best thing is these broads ...who come on stage and say ......."first of all i would like to thank my manager ...my company ... and god for letting me get accept this award for best sex scene "....
You have got to wonder in places prostitution is illegal but making a porn movie is not ..
The announcer steps up and said ......"i would like to introduce the super talented whatever her name may be"........super talented at what swallowing/fucking/anal/is this a talent i thought all humans done it ..........unless you live in some of these ooober religious towns where we know its not the thing they do ........
Now can you imagine how the kids of the porn stars must feel when they get older ...... their friends say " dude was that not your mum that got double ass banged is that the trophy in the cabinet ......
I mean i am as much as a pig as the next guy (i just admit it that's all ........but these girls but they are fucking stupid to think that they are actresses ...how can that be when they all share on brain cell ....)
Its the difference between a steakhouse, and hooters ......they will sell you all types of steaks and wines a complicated menu................however hooters will offer you beer and wings(and of course fries )..this is the difference between an actress and porn star........
I think it is great that they do have awards for whores .......i mean how could these girls survive in the real world ......these girls realise what their parts are worth and can make money from it...
But do they not care about their kids when they get older and maybe have a conscience ...i guess the money must override the thought of when they have kids ..........
The world revolves around sex !!!!whether anyone wants to believe it or not but it all boils down to one thing ......sex.....
Well when the memories fade and they forget they can always show their awards !!!!
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