Monday, May 28, 2012
Naming storms
Storms get real quaint names ....which to me does not coincide with the people or damage they do ....
Right now they have subtropical storm beryl ,..... media should just say storm a Storm is a storm ,or its not .....
Using sub tropical makes it sound pansy ...like sub standard as in shitty ...like storm shitty Beryl..
Now to me, beryl does not sound like a bad ass name , it sounds like a over enthusiastic gym teacher , who does flower arranging on her days of , stretching kids out for a living ...don't know why but it does ....
they name hurricanes with names that are ordinary ...why can't they just say like ...hurricane acid ....or hurricane belter ...or hurricane clobber ...or hurricane damage ..so on and so forth ....
i simply do not and have not feared a hurricane , maybe it's because there is a hard rock hotel where i can seek refuge and food till they run out of food and water, and they have really great windows that can stand a lot of shit .....and covered parking ...(nothing better than covered parking save a shit load of damage on the vheicle ..got to love the seminoles for thinking about that and not only money for a change :) !!!!!!!..........
You see hurricane Andrew , killed, and caused,..... a lot of damage in Florida in about the late nineties or approximately there abouts.,........anyways i was asleep in a closet and missed the whole thing ...
My point being i do not relate Andrew to bad ass, death, and total devastation ,we Brits have prince Andrew , and nice ex sailor Marine sort of chappie, not capable of doing lots of damage per say .,...Andrew is like sort nice guy ..
We need hurricane names, like gangster names ,to scare the shit out of people , so when it does come, people like me might take its seriously ..........
Or maybe relate hurricanes to bad ass guys who were mean and killed people ...........
Like hurricane Pablo Escobar.....or hurricane Charles Manson ,....he f****d a load of people,..hurricane Jeffrey dammer .....
hurricane Saddam Hussein .......hurrican hitler ........you know real bad news people that do bad shit .....
Or maybe thing like hurricane john edwards ........or hurricane bernie maddoff ...........or hurrican bernie ebbers...etc etc
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