Tuesday, May 22, 2012

helium shortage ...where will all the clown buy helium



Now we are being told that helium will be in short supply..........  ,wow!!!!all the clowns must be shitting in their oversized pants...this is a truly disturbing thought those pants can hold a  lot....

Well  i got to say  boo hoo boo hoo boo hoo sob!!!!!!!........so who the f**** cares  about balloons , give the kids  a pinata to beat on ...balloons are  annoying  ..but the most annoying balloons of all are the ones that are in car dealerships...here's why......

Its  Sunday and i am looking for  a new  car ,  which i would never  buy its a  sham,a rip off ,and  a total farce .......been there  done that ....as soon as you buy a new  car  it  devalues ........ several if not more thousands of  dollars  ,...so why  bother ...its  retarded in  every way  shape  and form.....

So i go to a  car dealer  and i  want a  car , but there  are frickin  balloons  everywhere  ...why!!!!!!!...do  these  f****r,s think that  if  a  see  a  balloon ,  swaying back and forth from a   car  ...i am  going to  say,..... "goody goody gum drops  i want that car because it has a balloon on it,... i am  about  to drop a  vast load of  cash because there is a balloon  bobbing around  my car ....

Balloons have always  bothered, me unless you fill them with sneezing and itching powder, and fill them and  let them go in a night club  , some  asshole will eventually  pop it  and  the  fun begins  ......

but hey if the world or  whoever is  in, charge  of the helium  which i think is  total bollocks , there  must be loads .......  

Maybe  America can  start a war  with another  country and  steal all their  f*******g helium 

 So all the  clown will not be  crying and shitting in their over sized  pants ....

Well worth  the  hundred  billions  right ....and of course grab the fricking oil while  we  are in there.....  and  kill some  innocent  helium  sellers , otherwise ,it would never be a war right ...

Hey  maybe  America can start a  war in the  countries in the middle  east,...... accuse them of  holding helium supplies  and  let everyone think America  cares....... about all the  clowns  and shit  then steal their  oil too ,and kill some people  who have nothing to do with it ...

Then the clowns and  car  salesmen of America will all be happy,  and we  can have oil too   .......after  all who would  not want  the  supply of  balloon gas  saved  right .......oh yes   and  its  needed for all the flat screens why would we  all  do  ..

How  could we  all watch the reality shit without  helium  its would be a  disaster  .......no one  really cares  about the sick  people  because the MRI's  need it,......  no we need it for  TV's and  balloons  how  dare you  put the sick before the TV's and  balloons  this is  America ...

Can you imagine the state of the car industry ,...... without those   balloons  .........govt and mister  Obama  would  have to blame the sick people  for  using all the helium ....   how  selfish of them  we  need  to see our  Superbowl and  sell our  cars ....

Oh and don't forget all the people  who love to inhale the stuff  how  could we get  by without those high pitched  voices .......
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