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parents leaving their kids in hot cars ...........

I find it hard to believe,that  parent can  leave a  child in a  hot car....what the hell is wrong with these  people.... There is no  excuse  for  leaving a kid in a  car  ...if you are a  parent you have got be  vigil.....i think this  should be an automatic  jail sentence ....this  is  child abuse  pure and  simple...... Now you have these  parents that say how did they forget their  kid ...please...how  can you forget a  child  are you  that  retarded ...what a  kind of  parent  are they .... You have parents saying the have to think about bills and work and  stuff ..well do not have a baby then if you  cannot  keep your mind on your kid ......no excuse .  In 2011 33 kids  died  after  being left in cars .....

michael vick wants to buy his kid a dog ...are you shitting me !!!!!

Michael vick wants to buy his kid a  dog.......a dog killer  .does not matter  whether he served his time or not ...this fucker should not be allowed  to own a  dog he is a  criminal....pure and  simple ... I do not give a  rats  ass , whether  or not he is a  great  football player .....he is  a dog killer  pure and  simple..... Will he  tell his son he is a dog killing piece of shit.....or will he do what parents like to do, is lie to their  kids  ...... I bet this  spineless  turd  does not have  the  guts to tell his  son he is a dog killing filthbag ...he will always  be a dogkiling slug  nothing changes  you are what you are.............. Money and time  does not change  anything  redemption is  never  gone its with you always  ......i am sure thee will be people  saying yep okay  i think he  should tell his  kids  he is a murderer  pure and simple and then see what the kid  says ...i have  no  sympathy for this  pig!!!!!!!!!!!!...........  

sore loser....... being in the olympic team is an acheivemnt itself

I am not sure what the big deal is,the gymnast being upset at losing,all i can say if you get the to the Olympics ,you're fricking awesome ...... Crying because you lost, makes you look like a fricking whiner...or a little bitch .......you cannot win  all the time...... people that are  bad losers,  are the worst,... they set themselves up for a world of  disappointment and are never  happy..... shit!!!!!! ..... i would be glad just to have made it to the  Olympics , ...never  mind  being in the team ...just getting to the crowd ...... but this is why sports people  are bad  losers ,i play tennis  ,i never  win all the time  but i love the sport ...this is why  roger federer  is  a  great  sportsman  because he loves  the game  .....the  fact is that he is  fricking good  helps a  lot   .... I do  love  sports , but the reason is  why i never   became  good,  is  lack of  dedication and  wanting to win....its all good   ...i have been playing tennis  for many years , and 

shooting is not a sport

when i see the olympics, i think athlete....you know physical performing human machines ....i cannot see why shooting is an olympic sport ........ Much like archery ,that's not really a sport either ....i think a sport  should be  classed like by physical demand...snowboarding..is physical...its a skill....... How does  an activity like hunting be classed as a sport its not really physical i mean i guess walking to to the place   ...everyone  walks. A pregnant women got a medal but it was for shooting ,good luck and all ,but  i really do not see a sport, where you are not physically challenged ......

Anthiny robbins ...........and hot coals

One of my favourite gurus of all times, ...Anthony Robbins....he is  not only inspirational, and motivational ...but a  very clever man ....however, 21 people  decided to take tony's advice, and walk on hot coals, ...and get burned feet ...... apparently pretty  badly Mister Robbins, has successfully carried out this practice for 30 years ......then all i can say is those approx 2 dozen peeps,were not concentrating enough, hence the singed feet.... Here's what i think ,they were  concentrating on their mortgages/cars/kids/significant other/mistress/smoking weed (or not enough)... I personally believe mister Robbins...after all, he has taught/motivated/helped...millions of people ...including figureheads....(incidentally ,kanye west never heard of him,.....or his mother may still be alive).... Here is a tip ,if you have the attention span of a boweevil, then hot coals , are not for you ...and i think these  people  may have came form boweevil genes.... I think Anthony

coca cola sponsoring the olympics ........

I am not that bothered about the Olympics,but i will not be following ,the epic adventures all through this game. Sometime people get glued to this sort of thing,i only find the last remaining parts interesting,the rest is just fodder ,until you get to the semi-finals,much like Wimbledon and other professional events....it's merely boring until the scenario. But my point of this blog, is to get to the Olympics ,you have to be creme de la creme.....the best of your country...and of course the top of your physical perfection.....so why the hell ,is it sponsored by coca-cola which is bad for you ,if you drink it all the time ,i am sure a glass now and again is okay. so i decided to do some looking into yours truly ,the American iconic giant ,incidentally........ why is  an American corp sponsoring the British Olympic................of course!!!!!!!!!money!!!!!why else would there be a vested interest ...oh and  i forgot the advertising ....how else do you get the brand name acro

Batman ....warner brothers not happy

Warner brothers must  be  fuming today,not because of this kid  shooting and killing , (well a little)......they may have a  little remorse,....but what will be  making their  blood boil,.... is the money that is being lost ,epecially of this movie..... If it was any other movie, say like postman pat the adventures of ...or,some other safe nonviolent chick flick.....but this is batman,its reeks of a  multi-million dollar bundle...... I  am sure if they could get  hold of this ki,d he would get a checklozovakian vacation..( i have been told by a check that if you are invited on a check vacation ...its not advised to go....!!!! :(  .....) Like all businesses ,there are investors and shareholders to make happy..and i am sure this dark knight, was a cash cow ,but they are losing their ass because of this retard in Colorado.... You see this is  what happens ...there is always a fucking retard spoils it for everybody...because you will now see attorneys hovering all around this incid

Air force sex scandal .....

Really .........the AIR FORCE ...those squeaky clean ,well educated,holier than though men, who think they are above the army ,marines and semen.!!!.i mean seamen....sex scandal this  could never  be ,......a pervert in the most illustrious guardians of good old  Americana soil .....well ,they do not  call it the cockpit,for nothing....rape, to adultery, are some of the charges ......I am not sure about the rest of you ........... but people in the armed forces ,are no more  bigger dirt bags than i am ...just because you stick a  man in a  uniform... Listen up, i have said this many times before , a scumbag in a versace suit, is still a scumbag.....or as they say a pig in a  prom dress,...... is  still a  fricking pig ..... Why would you give carte Blanche ,to a person in threads.......... just because he  signs up for  uncle sammy ... he  changes his persona .....you  must have inhaled  lots of  Moroccan gold to think that armed  forces will change the  thoughts of  a man ...may m

Death penalty for penn state

I am all for the death of Penn state,the statue of Joe paterno should be ripped down,this guy(yes we know he is fricking dead) but he shielded a total bastard,)and the whole place should either be a wal-mart,or field,this place was a mafia of sport professionals ,and they hid the terrible atrocities of jerry sandursky. There is never, or no excuse ,for grown ups/parents abandoning/abusing/neglecting/not taking care of children...  These bastards at Penn state ,....covered up the rape and sexual abuse of a  coach because he was  a good coach.....this is unacceptable ,all Penn state employees at the top have to be hauled in ..... Jerry sandursky should get the death penalty...preferably, a slow one ...he ruined and mentally destroyed kids ,because he was in a position of power and hid behind the good old boys of sports ..... Joe paterno was  reveered, and he is dead ,but he was in on this so he is a molester, but got out in time.....maybe Jerry sandursky ,will do us all a  favour

Mermaid documentary what a load of bollocks!!!!!!

There was a  documentary on animal planet last night about mermaids .....or what might have been if they found one ....whats the hell are they talking about ...they may as well have put a documentary, about the perfect woman and how they might have  found one ... Unless  of course ,you can get a hybrid , of giada de laurentis/nicole shcreszinger/nigella lawson(and of course you have  to throw in carmen electra and pamela anderson for  complete sluttiness).... Any one with a  micro gram of sense , must have known these  assholes at animal planet ,made a fictional documentary....what  a complete  waste of time ...yes there is the tadpole deal  but that's  as  close as you are gonna ,........ get unless  scientists have banged around with the DNA ....and made a  hybrid of kanye west and a crab cake.........

The olympic ass backward sponsoring

I have just  been informed, by an author friend of mine ,...incidentally, is  on his first book ....... has  informed  me that the Olympics  in London, is  sponsored by MacDonald's ....and BP, has  sponsored the American  team ...........both  extremely large  corps , but why the  reverse  sponsoring,......... because as we  all know, micky D's is an  American  owned  corp, and  incidentally they have  made the  worlds  largest  MacDonald's .............. for the Olympics .........(i would have (but then again i like micky's )..not sure , why BP is  grovelling like  whores  to  sponsor the Olympics team USA   .......oh yes   because they ruined   a  few states ........lives/ocean/livelihoods/sea animals/businesses/shorelines.........image building .... but then the Olympics is  a way better way to forget about the asshole,..... CEO who was only interested in getting back to his life ..boo hoo sob .!!!!!!!...as sport what matters, and not  bad publicity ,this is an easy

Reality show prices

I don't know about you,but ,i have noticed in these  so called  reality shows   ....i.e, the cake boss.....the tank aquarium builder guys, they  never  give you a  price of what these  cakes or tanks cost.....Probably because  people  would never call or  could afford them, pure and  simple ...i mean,these  people  build some  elaborate  shit  ,unless the tank guys work for  nothing  , which i  fricking  doubt ....when will we  really get real on reality .....haven't seeh anyone get really killed  yet  now that would be  reality TV....

dating profile what women are looking for .......

When you venture into the realms of  online dating,you start to realise, that women, are highly delusional in their demands ,to find mister right......heres why i think it falls apart ... The ads goes something like this .....women 35(we know thats a fricking lie)...petite(lie)hair blonde(lie) all natural (total lie)..........seeks a man approx 6 feet tall...nice teeth.....physically attractive...own a house....... 401 k plan..nice car.....good job....salary 100k plus....neat appearance....clean ...well dressed....must like arts/live entertainment.....clean shaven....nicely groomed...fashoinable......well here is a thing....this is  what they call in the straight world, as a gay guy .....and they bitch and moan ..go figure .......

surf bitten in half by shark

Well welly well oh well !!!!!!here we go, a surfer in Australia was chomped in half by a shark,someone, reportedly found his torso......oh really,well is that  not the price you have to pay ,when you go into the ocean,.....we all know that the sharks, are not our friends,they do not send us e-mail or keep in contact with us at holidays ,vacations,so on and such like. I do not know about you, but man has this  idea,that he can go into the ocean ,and  get respect for being in a place where we are not welcome . Well i am a certified diver ,and i have been in a  couple of close shaves, and have been  in a few proximities where sharks have been, and got to say one time i was close to a shark and realised,you are helpless , when you are down there , I personally think man abuses the oceans ,and seas ,by over harvesting them and,when you venture into the water,you have to pay the price for being in a territory ,where we do not belong,....I do love surfing ,but when i go in to the water ,i

sylvestre stallones son dead........

Sylvester stallone's  son found  dead...well i think when you parents call you sage moon blood .......and you dad  made over the top unrealistic boxing movies ,(lets be honest what boxer could take a pounding like that....so ridiculous ) and rumor has it Sylvester is a cheap ass dick in real life .......... maybe that's why....you know i get it when your  super  fricking rich ....but calling your  child  sage  moonblood is  a bit of a  piss taker,.......why do celebrities try, and call their kids all these fricking names ,i think Gwyneth paltrow called her kid apple.....why would your call your kid, after a fruit why stop there why not  melon/lemon/starfruit/coconut/blueberry/plantain...so on and so forth..or even peanut..... how does a conversation go ,when she is all grown up ...how about when she goes shopping,"hi apple,would you like an apple"  how  fucking annoying is  that .....the kids have to deal . This is all these mental Hollywood wackos trying to be di

charlie sheen quits twitter account.............

Charlie sheen has  quit twitter   ...what does this  mean ....well its  just a twitter account ...its not like he is  running for  president or  anything .......(although i would trust charlie over  any other  president...at least  he is  honest  and he loves the babes....besides many other things .......not much difference  for  presidents .....). Well as we all know ,bad  publicity is  better then  no publicity at all .....and  after  all  he likes controversy.....i guess for some people , who do not have a life ,this  must be  devastating, ,i mean howwill they get through their day ,not knowing what a  famous  person is  doing..... I do like charlie, because he  likes to mess  with the media,but  like all the other  famous...or so called ,they all love the camera,its what  keeps them going,because i think personally,in life ,most of  the people  who love the limelight ,in real life ,........are self absorbed/conceited/narcissistic/bi-polar/OCD/........or generally suffer from lo

new Olympic outfits made in china

Ralph Lauren , got the prestigious honor of dressing the USA team for the Olympics,......however, his  nasty looking pseudo french looking dumb ass uniform ,is  manufact You would think,that  mister Lauren, might have  went the extra  length .......,at this  time,  to  get them  made in the country that  is  going there ....He is  either  really retarded , or  maybe  looking to  get more  publicity form this stunt...he must have known this  was going to get out.........., I am not sure  who was in charge of design,....... but this  design looks french ,old world inspired it....... does not look American in the least ......,it looks like they have stepped  back the 50,s...... I have never  saw the correlation of a  suit, and  a beret,  a really bad looking  design,,..............or maybe  mister Lauren , was looking for a  old french tennis  look ,it is however  in bad taste......  not only design wise,......... but the fact that  they outsourced a project ,on this  scale, is  bad
I got to thinking,have you ever heard those  cheesy car dealers  (these voices  want to make  me slap these fuckers ,.....not buy a  car).....talking on the radio,...and they have those deep annoying voices ,you know the same  ones that you find in strip clubs ,( those DJ's who announce the entertainers?strippers....).....you know ....the guy say" give it up for Mercedes/Porsche/bubblegum/brandy/chewing gum" or whatever their names are .........you know how they sound  they have to be macho ,...like the guy  Joe  Regan in MMA ....is there a  college  where  guys  have to learn to  talk all macho . But the worst ones  are the guys who talk in car  commercial and its sound  like the echo ...how do they find  those  guys ....yet,  i  bet  most of them  are little  pussy whipped , married  guys , who  go home ,and their  wife brow  beats  them  into talking pansy .... I don't know  about anyone  else , but i find  these  guys the most annoying bastards  on the planet 

how to end mexicos drug war .............

Here is a random thought,its  a very easy solution to end the Mexican drug war......Simple get everyone in America to stop smoking weed.............!!!!!!!this would be on the scale of trying to get Elvis to do a concert.......never going to happen!!!!!! Its of epidemic proportion and as long as their is willing participants the killing will keep o going......Pablo escobar warned the CIA  if they killed  him the Mexicans  would take over ....right on America's  doorstep...every body and their grandmother smokes weed...its embedded in America.....No weed  no war........ Well you can be guaranteed in this  complicated  drug war the American govt ,will be benefiting form it somehow ................... 

chumbawumba are splitting up .........

The group CHUMBAWUMBA are splitting up seriously......who the fuck knew ........who the fuck cares .........they had one hit ,called "tubthumping"...(how did correlate to the record)..... incidentally ...it was  seriously shite record ,but when your in a  club drunk, anyone will dance  to anything......I barely remember the record i knew it was  annoying ....as i saw drunk white people dancing to ....you know"... he drinks a whisky drink,..... he drinks a  cider  drink ,he drinks a drink, to remember him of all the good times  i have to say  most white people  cannot  dance  for shit,  ..and  when they are drunk ,total mess....So i guess  these  one hit wonders , lived of the royalties ,of a really shitty record...But now they have split up ..............boo hoo sob  ..not like they are the fucking Beatles or anything.....!!!!!!!! I mean how the hell do you tour ,for 30 years when you made one shitty  punk song ,for drunk white people ....because i have been in many clu

online dating...............

I am not sure about  anyone else , but i have  browsed the so called  dating  websites, and i have  came to a conclusion ...what a  load of bollocks .... i am sure if you will settle  for  anything then you will score big time ,...but  i have sampled  some of these  so called  sites,and have been not only surprised but shocked at what  came along......I mean  its okay to lie a  little ,but in one  experience ,i saw a pic of a  woman ,and she looked  good,but when i met her at the restaurant,she was at least 50 lbs heavier ,yes we all say the camera lies, but her camera  must have been a  compulsive bullshitter.....not to mention she was  drunk and her peroxide  job was  bad......I get the fact  that  no one  is perfect ,but  drinking on a  first  date is not good  and its been rumored that dating sites  mostly have  falsified info and  pics ...... I guess if you are desperate  and  scared of  being alone , then your desperation will cost you dearly .....lots of people  are scared tha

Gwyneth paltrows 90 dollar t-shirt ........

Gwyneth paltrow, i think like  many actresses, is   mono ,she plays  basically the same roles .....i find  her  bland  and  boring ......and i  think, she  would be  shit  in bed ....but thats  how i see her.......... She really  has  never done  anything  like halle  berry , or  selma hayek....or  of  course  angelina  jolie ...this is why, they  are  dramatic.....I do  however do not understand  why she is  selling  fricking t-shirts ....... i would get  if the aforementioned  girls  hawked their  shit ...but  paltrow is no  vera wang or so callled  designer ....but there  will always  be a fool , with cash that will buy a t-shirt . Thats has  paltrows  name  to it  and  this sis why she  is doing it .....Fools and their money are easily parted ...and i bet its  not made in the USA .............

Andy goes through well done Scotland !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We  all know by now  ,that  Andy Murray is heading to the finals ...but nay we stop for a moment, to remember that Andy is Scottish,.....  then British  ......yes i know  ,when  the Scots  lose, the English  disband  very rapidly,......, and  remind  us we  are Scottish........... England is  renowned  for  robbing shit,......... from the scots ...lets start  by using one,...... oil......of course,..... ask a parliamentarian ......and  you will  get  pinstripe  bollocks .and  guffawing. and possibly a bowler hat thrown at you .......that's  because  British Parliament ,is run by those old spice wearing,  pinstripe bowler hat ,farts....... that thinks  all things are British .....well  bollocks as  they say........... Wimbledon is an institution,......  but just a wee reminder,......  its a Scot that's  helping your ass out ,this  time ......but we  all know if Andy fails,.....  the English will hand  Andy back,...... to us ,wrapped in a Scottish flag..........  because we 

White preoples day ..says chris rock ...no racism here right .......

Chris rock made  a tweet....saying ,.........HAPPY WHITE PEOPLES INDEPENDENCE DAY.....THE SLAVES WEREN'T FREE  BUT I AM SURE THEY ENJOYED THE FIREWORKS...  Well if   you ever watched  Chris  rock,.....  he  does  condescend the white  man,  for all sorts of famous black people  downfall ..............but here is where the whole race thing falls  apart .... An informed man, would know that  American slaves  were  actually  casused  by the brits.....  the Brits are the  ones  that really started  the whole  slavery thing .........but you do not hear  people in England whining and  moaning about their  lives.......... they  do not  give a  shit....you see  a  racist,  comes in all different packages ......and  the worst of all is  the weak, ill informed,  man who blames  others , for his  failure /, laziness and the ability  to get of his  ass  and make a living... it now has been  proven  that  intelligent  African Americans can hold the  position of power ......you see i  do n

lifegaurd fired for saving a life .........

Welcome to Florida the mental colony of  America  ...once again ,the retarded sandbar of the south ....does what it does  best , and fires a  man , for  doing what he is  employed  to  do ....saving a life .... Jeff Ellis ,who owns  the company (life guard ? saving lives?....)  the owner of the life guard  company is  official a  cocksucker of the highest  award ..because the man was 100 yards over his zone .... I do hope ,mister  Ellis ...... is in the need of  a lifeguard,..... and drowns, and is brought back to life ......And is  a vegetable and  needs help.  and this  karmic  result will indeed  be fun................ well ,...... think so  anyways , because pricks like this , are the people  who ruin every ones  fun  Thomas lopez,  should be awarded in many many ways  ...for  doing the right thing ,  as a  human being firstly  ....but  this is  how   the  rules and regulations  are   ridiculous  ... I love  Florida because,...... it has  constant sunshine ...great  winter

don.t get hookah's ......

Maybe i have too much time on my hands , but i got to thinking ,when you go to a hookah lounge......... they offer you  apple flavoured, and  various assortments of stuff for your hookah.Well if i am going to smoke anything through i pipe ...i do expect  one of the following consequences.... 1,uncontrollable laughing at anything and anyone........ 2.the ability to consume two packets of cereal(and a gallon of milk prefferably the full shite ).... without stopping, or a pizza ,and a  bowl of popcorn... 3.feeling hornier, than a  prepubescent school kid ,staring at his geography teachers legs... 4.lung cancer.... 5.choking ,coughing ,wheezing ,gasping . 6.uncontrollable nicotine high ,and  intsant addiction........ 7.unbelievable feeling of  being unable to arise from seat/sofa/couch/chair/........whatever you were sitting on before inhalation..... But when you are  given a Mediterranean pipe .....you know in those  countries .........apple/plum/tangerine/horseradish/melo

joey chestnut once again the champ

Congrats  to mister  joey chestnut ,for once  again taking home the worlds  title  for the hot eating  champion ........I do not know  about you ,but i am hooked on this event every year.Joey has cleaned up  6 years in a row,......but me personally i was a  fan of kobiashi.the tsunami .....he was a  character and  a renegade .......but in all fairness,  joey is the man.....Got to  give the man  props, he is a legend.............i mean  68 hot dogs, is  epic beyond and that's no Small feat ..........so  he has earned respect, as far as i am  concerned.  And by the way its was  f******g hot as hell ......keep it up joey  since the tsunami has gone  i may have to  give you props ..... Sonya Thomas, the black widow ,whom i love dearly,.......... she is  like so Small and this  girl  puts a lot of men to shame..........This little hottie , put down 41 dogs ........ i think she would be a great oral sensation,......... myself  personally  ...she is  cute as hell, be what an  epic eater

Happy 4TH JULY .......

Well once again,  its 4th of July,  time to  dust off the grill, and fire up  the charcoal ,and celebrate .Independence.......you can celebrate all you want, but freedom  nope, not a chance in hell ....Yes all the fireworks you see,  when you light up the sky,......... when you are all high/drunk/stoned ...or basically whatever  your  preference is,  ...is always  made  by  your Chinese.......we all know that  its  old  hat .....but ...unfortunately, so is the  cheap shitty ass  flags, the hats, and all the other  shit  that's is  not American made,....if it was  American made ,.........you could not afford it.........that's why we  have to thank our  fellow Chinese  for  helping us out .......oh and  at the cost of  USA /uncle SAM  borrowing a  billion a  day ,or two , all you  hard  work may be  you working for next to nothing ,as part and parcel, everyday  good old  USA is  sold off.....and you bitch about us  Brits  owning  USA   .....i think i would rather  have  a  bunch

Possibly the worst mexican restaurant. in the world.......

Sunday evening ,i decided to go eat,and desired some mexican cuisne ....as i do frequent clematis street in west palm beach, I decided to try a place  called  ROCCO,S TACO'S.... I had passed this place on many occasions and saw it was packed,well i have  also realised that Denny;s is always  packed ,and so is those  all you can eat BBQ places . I have ventured into many,many Mexican restaurants,but this one  was the worst.Even in a place like orlando ,where you expect to get the tourist trap mexican trap ....nope...... Quantity is the key to ROCCO TACOS success you know  much like denny's burn them and turn them.....quality is not this place's forte......... As i  know mexican  food is  simple peasant  cuisine ....its fast easy, and  cheap not here.....by the way a good mexcian restaurant  comes to your table as soon as you sit  down and furnishes you with chips and  dips ...and smiles ....all three lacked here terribly!! My server was unprofessional, and  barely

here is an odd thought..............

I got thinking the other day ,which usually sparks and creates problems. You see ads on TV for the perfect smile ,and in doing so ,it does not hurt to see a  girl ,or guy with a  pretty smile .But what's the good of a pretty smile ,and perfect teeth ,when one's self esteem is in shambles...... It's all good  to crack aperfect smile ,and of course we all know, the industry related to the perfect smile,is a billion dollar industry....what with teenagers screaming for braces ,and  dentists licking their financial lips, at the the cash cow that entails. But this is a subject i always find strange, there is more money spent on making the teeth perfect ,than the self esteem ...is there no money in the self esttem business...the reason i say this is two fold...i see lots of really pretty girls ....and i mean  , pretty girls ,who have perfect teeth .......but a really bad view of themselves ....thus  this trail leads back to good old self esteem....... I find it really sad t