Tuesday, July 31, 2012

parents leaving their kids in hot cars ...........

I find it hard to believe,that  parent can  leave a  child in a  hot car....what the hell is wrong with these  people....


There is no  excuse  for  leaving a kid in a  car  ...if you are a  parent you have got be  vigil.....i think this  should be an automatic  jail sentence ....this  is  child abuse  pure and  simple......


Now you have these  parents that say how did they forget their  kid ...please...how  can you forget a  child  are you  that  retarded ...what a  kind of  parent  are they ....

You have parents saying the have to think about bills and work and  stuff ..well do not have a baby then if you  cannot  keep your mind on your kid ......no excuse . 

In 2011 33 kids  died  after  being left in cars .....


michael vick wants to buy his kid a dog ...are you shitting me !!!!!

Michael vick wants to buy his kid a  dog.......a dog killer  .does not matter  whether he served his time or not ...this fucker should not be allowed  to own a  dog he is a  criminal....pure and  simple ...

I do not give a  rats  ass , whether  or not he is a  great  football player .....he is  a dog killer  pure and  simple.....

Will he  tell his son he is a dog killing piece of shit.....or will he do what parents like to do, is lie to their  kids  ......


I bet this  spineless  turd  does not have  the  guts to tell his  son he is a dog killing filthbag ...he will always  be a dogkiling slug  nothing changes  you are what you are..............

Money and time  does not change  anything  redemption is  never  gone its with you always  ......i am sure thee will be people  saying yep okay  i think he  should tell his  kids  he is a murderer  pure and simple and then see what the kid  says ...i have  no  sympathy for this  pig!!!!!!!!!!!!...........  

Monday, July 30, 2012

sore loser....... being in the olympic team is an acheivemnt itself

I am not sure what the big deal is,the gymnast being upset at losing,all i can say if you get the to the Olympics ,you're fricking awesome ......

Crying because you lost, makes you look like a fricking whiner...or a little bitch .......you cannot win  all the time......

people that are  bad losers,  are the worst,... they set themselves up for a world of  disappointment and are never  happy.....

shit!!!!!! ..... i would be glad just to have made it to the  Olympics , ...never  mind  being in the team ...just getting to the crowd ......

but this is why sports people  are bad  losers ,i play tennis  ,i never  win all the time  but i love the sport ...this is why  roger federer  is  a  great  sportsman  because he loves  the game  .....the  fact is that he is  fricking good  helps a  lot   ....

I do  love  sports , but the reason is  why i never   became  good,  is  lack of  dedication and  wanting to win....its all good   ...i have been playing tennis  for many years , and  love playing ...not won too much  so that has  to tell you i am not that  good  .....more  sneaky than anything .....

life is short ,and losing at anything is not failure ....not trying is failure ......

i applaud anyone that makes it to the Olympics....and participates ....but crying only makes you look a worse loser ......

Sunday, July 29, 2012

shooting is not a sport

when i see the olympics, i think athlete....you know physical performing human machines ....i cannot see why shooting is an olympic sport ........


Much like archery ,that's not really a sport either ....i think a sport  should be  classed like by physical demand...snowboarding..is physical...its a skill.......


How does  an activity like hunting be classed as a sport its not really physical i mean i guess walking to to the place   ...everyone  walks.

A pregnant women got a medal but it was for shooting ,good luck and all ,but  i really do not see a sport, where you are not physically challenged ......



Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Anthiny robbins ...........and hot coals

One of my favourite gurus of all times, ...Anthony Robbins....he is  not only inspirational, and motivational ...but a  very clever man ....however, 21 people  decided to take tony's advice, and walk on hot coals, ...and get burned feet ...... apparently pretty  badly

Mister Robbins, has successfully carried out this practice for 30 years ......then all i can say is those approx 2 dozen peeps,were not concentrating enough, hence the singed feet....

Here's what i think ,they were  concentrating on their mortgages/cars/kids/significant other/mistress/smoking weed (or not enough)...

I personally believe mister Robbins...after all, he has taught/motivated/helped...millions of people ...including figureheads....(incidentally ,kanye west never heard of him,.....or his mother may still be alive)....

Here is a tip ,if you have the attention span of a boweevil, then hot coals , are not for you ...and i think these  people  may have came form boweevil genes....

I think Anthony has an exclusion clause in his convention ,after all stupidity is at epidemic proportions ,and he probably has taken this into account....

Still on the flip side, maybe these  people  were  not ready to be introduced  to the world of Anthony Robbins ,i have followed him for decades ...he is very motivated about life, and maybe,there people were not, either way ...maybe this will teach them to concentrate ....maybe not.....!!!!!

Sunday, July 22, 2012

coca cola sponsoring the olympics ........

I am not that bothered about the Olympics,but i will not be following ,the epic adventures all through this game.

Sometime people get glued to this sort of thing,i only find the last remaining parts interesting,the rest is just fodder ,until you get to the semi-finals,much like Wimbledon and other professional events....it's merely boring until the scenario.

But my point of this blog, is to get to the Olympics ,you have to be creme de la creme.....the best of your country...and of course the top of your physical perfection.....so why the hell ,is it sponsored by coca-cola which is bad for you ,if you drink it all the time ,i am sure a glass now and again is okay.

so i decided to do some looking into yours truly ,the American iconic giant ,incidentally........ why is  an American corp sponsoring the British Olympic................of course!!!!!!!!!money!!!!!why else would there be a vested interest ...oh and  i forgot the advertising ....how else do you get the brand name across  to millions and millions of  TV junkies ,sponsor  one of the most watched events much like American idol....

In my search of coca-cola on the web, (where you Can find anything) ....................i have  found out that coca-cola........there is a  man called Dr mercola,.(interesting name), whom in his book ............"behind the coke machine".............. describes about ,murders ,third Reich involvement ,..........( well we all knew that 32 American prestigious corporations, were involved in the annihilation of the Jewish people ,i mean that's common knowledge right.........surely people knew this ,that's like saying ,you did not know sponge bob ..............was not a sponge).............

But there there will be those coke addicts............(no ,not the ones  with white lines on the tables )..........but coca cola addicts, that will vivigorously defend this corp giant......

I myself, thought Pepsi was always better ,but that's  not why i am writing this  blog ,.....i always thoughts coke had a shitty taste to it,but i am sure that Pepsi is not squeaky clean either......

America ,is a big country and powerful ,but its intentions are always propelled by an underbelly of well i helped you out ...whats in it for me ...we all know that America stepped in at the end of the world war and tried to claim they save  asses ....but this is coming from a  country that will never  admit defeat in Korea or  Vietnam and we all know what those wars were about .......and if you don't then  where has your head been .......

Well my point being is coca-cola is sponsoring a British event ,and we all know its nothing more than a massive advertising scam ,there is  nothing healthy about it, its all about the bottom line ........as always ....they may as well have  said ........this is a  coca-cola commercial ,that will last about a month, and while we get you hooked on our drink,we will entertain you on watching athletes perform ....

if you do not already know coca-cola is already banning people  from wearing Pepsi t-shirts at certain places .......
This is  not about the Olympics its about advertising and using athletes to further tha Coke machine ....

But hey i do not give a rats ass ,like all the other  big companies ....i.e America express ...........MacDonald's ..........(incidently macdonalds serves oat meal....mind you its instant ...but thats a start    and bluberries).........i realise its all about the cash......nothing more ......but this freight train corporation is too big to be stopped, ..it creates millions of  jobs ,and millions of health problems, which creates more jobs, and then it pollutes, and this creates more  jobs ..........so you see it cannot  fail ...

oh and by the way !........in all fairness it keeps  dentists in business,.......after all these  guys have students loans to pay  back ,and mistresses, and coke(powder version)... habits to  pay for...so in a way they are helping some people ........

and in closing ...coca-cola uses a million gallons of  water an hour .

And in all fairness,i do have to say, they do  one thing that is truly healthy.....their water  dasani ........is the cleanest and purest in the  bottle water market ........although i am not sure if that  will give them complete redemption........

Friday, July 20, 2012

Batman ....warner brothers not happy

Warner brothers must  be  fuming today,not because of this kid  shooting and killing , (well a little)......they may have a  little remorse,....but what will be  making their  blood boil,.... is the money that is being lost ,epecially of this movie.....

If it was any other movie, say like postman pat the adventures of ...or,some other safe nonviolent chick flick.....but this is batman,its reeks of a  multi-million dollar bundle......

I  am sure if they could get  hold of this ki,d he would get a checklozovakian vacation..( i have been told by a check that if you are invited on a check vacation ...its not advised to go....!!!! :(  .....)

Like all businesses ,there are investors and shareholders to make happy..and i am sure this dark knight, was a cash cow ,but they are losing their ass because of this retard in Colorado....

You see this is  what happens ...there is always a fucking retard spoils it for everybody...because you will now see attorneys hovering all around this incident.....like opening nights ..no fancy dress... everyone will have to go to movie premieres, dressed in J C Penney clothing ....

We all know that is  the clothing of  the  safe married person, who will not cause problems .....you have never see a  man rob a  bank  dressed in JC penney clothing....it's where men get taken ,after they get married...(we all know your single guys clothes get canned ,so that  you do not give off the  look you are still single ).........

Now when you go to any cult movie , everyone will be dressed in khaki/blue checked shorts ....and polo shirts ......can't hide ak-47's in that shit ................

And i am sure the owners of the movie theatres....... will have to turn it into a grave yard ...or build a memorial to it ...because this s what attorney's want .....there will be  lawsuits in this deal somewhere ...after all all these attorney's graduating from college , need to do something, instead of being greeters  at  ruby Tuesday's.........or working at some fake Italian  gellato shop wearing those  paper hats ....

After all,those parents who spend a fortune ,sending their kid to college to be an attorney, need to see some return on their loot....(we all know that there is  never enough work for all those attorney's graduating form law school...so they have to create  shit to pay back their  monies )..................

Also in closing, i am sure the attorney's ,will be contacting the dead (well the families of).....and  mortally wounded  to see  what they can get  from batman......... (by the way where the hell is robin!!!) and Warner bros ......

Warner bros released a statement, sending their apologies to the families and  people of the involved .....but we all know  Warner brothers are  absolutely  fucking seething ,this is the wrong publicity promotion.....and their cash register is not flowing..........and how do they get diesel for their mega yachts/Viagra for their Mistresses /and Cristal for the mansions........

Still the hardcore batman fans, i doubt if this will stop them...got to love these  fans ...even some gave their lives to the superhero .....RIP...

I smell death penalty for this guy!!!!!!!

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Air force sex scandal .....

Really .........the AIR FORCE ...those squeaky clean ,well educated,holier than though men, who think they are above the army ,marines and semen.!!!.i mean seamen....sex scandal this  could never  be ,......a pervert in the most illustrious guardians of good old  Americana soil .....well ,they do not  call it the cockpit,for nothing....rape, to adultery, are some of the charges ......I am not sure about the rest of you ........... but people in the armed forces ,are no more  bigger dirt bags than i am ...just because you stick a  man in a  uniform...

Listen up, i have said this many times before , a scumbag in a versace suit, is still a scumbag.....or as they say a pig in a  prom dress,...... is  still a  fricking pig .....

Why would you give carte Blanche ,to a person in threads.......... just because he  signs up for  uncle sammy ... he  changes his persona .....you  must have inhaled  lots of  Moroccan gold to think that armed  forces will change the  thoughts of  a man ...may make his more responsible .. but in all fairness , that  would be the prime opportunity for one to take  advantage of  a  lesser  being,  one  was  inclined  to have  a  position of  power..........

You know ,.....when one is put in a place of power ,and they have low self esteem, this is  never a  good mixture .......if one has a  bad self image, and is given the image, of he can do whatever he wants...... ....this is problematic ....so why would people , be surprised at people  in armed forces doing bad .....i myself  think the armed forces have a job to do ....but at the end of the day they are still human beings !!!!!!

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Death penalty for penn state

I am all for the death of Penn state,the statue of Joe paterno should be ripped down,this guy(yes we know he is fricking dead) but he shielded a total bastard,)and the whole place should either be a wal-mart,or field,this place was a mafia of sport professionals ,and they hid the terrible atrocities of jerry sandursky.

There is never, or no excuse ,for grown ups/parents abandoning/abusing/neglecting/not taking care of children...

 These bastards at Penn state ,....covered up the rape and sexual abuse of a  coach because he was  a good coach.....this is unacceptable ,all Penn state employees at the top have to be hauled in .....

Jerry sandursky should get the death penalty...preferably, a slow one ...he ruined and mentally destroyed kids ,because he was in a position of power and hid behind the good old boys of sports .....

Joe paterno was  reveered, and he is dead ,but he was in on this so he is a molester, but got out in time.....maybe Jerry sandursky ,will do us all a  favour, and kill himself....... and then a lot of money and time can be saved on the fucker....then the goods and chattels can be sold off ..

All involved in this, deserve to lose all their money, and family  and the money be used to compensate /rehabilitate the victims of this horror ...

Penn state,...... should be nothing more than a word...... not a place

 

Mermaid documentary what a load of bollocks!!!!!!

There was a  documentary on animal planet last night about mermaids .....or what might have been if they found one ....whats the hell are they talking about ...they may as well have put a documentary, about the perfect woman and how they might have  found one ...

Unless  of course ,you can get a hybrid , of giada de laurentis/nicole shcreszinger/nigella lawson(and of course you have  to throw in carmen electra and pamela anderson for  complete sluttiness)....

Any one with a  micro gram of sense , must have known these  assholes at animal planet ,made a fictional documentary....what  a complete  waste of time ...yes there is the tadpole deal  but that's  as  close as you are gonna ,........ get unless  scientists have banged around with the DNA ....and made a  hybrid of kanye west and a crab cake.........

Monday, July 16, 2012

The olympic ass backward sponsoring

I have just  been informed, by an author friend of mine ,...incidentally, is  on his first book ....... has  informed  me that the Olympics  in London, is  sponsored by MacDonald's ....and BP, has  sponsored the American  team ...........both  extremely large  corps , but why the  reverse  sponsoring,......... because as we  all know, micky D's is an  American  owned  corp, and  incidentally they have  made the  worlds  largest  MacDonald's .............. for the Olympics .........(i would have (but then again i like micky's )..not sure , why BP is  grovelling like  whores  to  sponsor the Olympics team USA   .......oh yes   because they ruined   a  few states ........lives/ocean/livelihoods/sea animals/businesses/shorelines.........image building....but then the Olympics is  a way better way to forget about the asshole,..... CEO who was only interested in getting back to his life ..boo hoo sob .!!!!!!!...as sport what matters, and not  bad publicity ,this is an easy way to bandage up the mess ......... that BP done ,and of course, we need them for gas ....its all about the dollar  ...lets hope , America can bring back some  gold ......... and it will make up for all the damage  done,  by BP's black gold  ....no medals  for that event

Reality show prices

I don't know about you,but ,i have noticed in these  so called  reality shows   ....i.e, the cake boss.....the tank aquarium builder guys, they  never  give you a  price of what these  cakes or tanks cost.....Probably because  people  would never call or  could afford them, pure and  simple ...i mean,these  people  build some  elaborate  shit  ,unless the tank guys work for  nothing  , which i  fricking  doubt ....when will we  really get real on reality .....haven't seeh anyone get really killed  yet  now that would be  reality TV....

Saturday, July 14, 2012

dating profile what women are looking for .......

When you venture into the realms of  online dating,you start to realise, that women, are highly delusional in their demands ,to find mister right......heres why i think it falls apart ...

The ads goes something like this .....women 35(we know thats a fricking lie)...petite(lie)hair blonde(lie) all natural (total lie)..........seeks a man approx 6 feet tall...nice teeth.....physically attractive...own a house....... 401 k plan..nice car.....good job....salary 100k plus....neat appearance....clean ...well dressed....must like arts/live entertainment.....clean shaven....nicely groomed...fashoinable......well here is a thing....this is  what they call in the straight world, as a gay guy .....and they bitch and moan ..go figure .......

surf bitten in half by shark

Well welly well oh well !!!!!!here we go, a surfer in Australia was chomped in half by a shark,someone, reportedly found his torso......oh really,well is that  not the price you have to pay ,when you go into the ocean,.....we all know that the sharks, are not our friends,they do not send us e-mail or keep in contact with us at holidays ,vacations,so on and such like.
I do not know about you, but man has this  idea,that he can go into the ocean ,and  get respect for being in a place where we are not welcome .
Well i am a certified diver ,and i have been in a  couple of close shaves, and have been  in a few proximities where sharks have been, and got to say one time i was close to a shark and realised,you are helpless , when you are down there ,
I personally think man abuses the oceans ,and seas ,by over harvesting them and,when you venture into the water,you have to pay the price for being in a territory ,where we do not belong,....I do love surfing ,but when i go in to the water ,i realise maybe, only half of me may return .But this is the understanding i respect,sharks ,are going to do what they do, eat,and i do think that human being must be like pringle's to them ,delicious ...a treat....
We hear about the sharks, killing a person every now and  then ,but we do not hear , how everyday sharks are being hunted to extinction ,by these simple minded retarded sick bastard fisherman who catch them,hack of their fins and throw them back ....just so that bastards in china,can eat a delicacy ,called shark fin soup ,that does not  even do nothing to the soup ,except give it a  gelatinous effect ,...i find that more disturbing than the odd surfer being eaten .......

sylvestre stallones son dead........

Sylvester stallone's  son found  dead...well i think when you parents call you sage moon blood .......and you dad  made over the top unrealistic boxing movies ,(lets be honest what boxer could take a pounding like that....so ridiculous ) and rumor has it Sylvester is a cheap ass dick in real life .......... maybe that's why....you know i get it when your  super  fricking rich ....but calling your  child  sage  moonblood is  a bit of a  piss taker,.......why do celebrities try, and call their kids all these fricking names ,i think Gwyneth paltrow called her kid apple.....why would your call your kid, after a fruit why stop there why not  melon/lemon/starfruit/coconut/blueberry/plantain...so on and so forth..or even peanut.....

how does a conversation go ,when she is all grown up ...how about when she goes shopping,"hi apple,would you like an apple"  how  fucking annoying is  that .....the kids have to deal .

This is all these mental Hollywood wackos trying to be different pumping out kids like lottery tickets and trying to get  strange names...still this may derive from their American ancestors ..you know the Indians...who named their kids ...smoking mountain....or three rivers crossing....or horsefoot trail .....shit its  just a fucking name,to make sure some bugger knows you....people  make too much of this  stuff ......


charlie sheen quits twitter account.............

Charlie sheen has  quit twitter   ...what does this  mean ....well its  just a twitter account ...its not like he is  running for  president or  anything .......(although i would trust charlie over  any other  president...at least  he is  honest  and he loves the babes....besides many other things .......not much difference  for  presidents .....).

Well as we all know ,bad  publicity is  better then  no publicity at all .....and  after  all  he likes controversy.....i guess for some people , who do not have a life ,this  must be  devastating, ,i mean howwill they get through their day ,not knowing what a  famous  person is  doing.....

I do like charlie, because he  likes to mess  with the media,but  like all the other  famous...or so called ,they all love the camera,its what  keeps them going,because i think personally,in life ,most of  the people  who love the limelight ,in real life ,........are self absorbed/conceited/narcissistic/bi-polar/OCD/........or generally suffer from low self esteem ,and the power of the spotlight  gives them power.......

I have always thought,actors portray who they really are in life ......i think.....fame is a  conduit to who they really are ......i think in some  sense you have to be  really self absorbed  to go on TV and  go on a  chat show and  talk about  your self in front of millions ...... because we all know, if you go on a  show ,the host  is  not going to ask you if you are still a  wanker ,and a  drunk,......which if i am right in saying  most of  Hollywood's A-Lister's  really are ,and if not,.....  stoners.....I mean  i do feel pity for them  ,as all they do is attend parties and ceremonies ,the stress of  doing this  must  get to one  right............


Still i am sure,  charlie will be  back, as   he  has  said  before, he is would not forgive the guy who fires  his  ass on two and  a  half men ......that  did not last  long .its Hollywood ....what fun would it be  without controversy


Thursday, July 12, 2012

new Olympic outfits made in china

Ralph Lauren , got the prestigious honor of dressing the USA team for the Olympics,......however, his  nasty looking pseudo french looking dumb ass uniform ,is  manufact
You would think,that  mister Lauren, might have  went the extra  length .......,at this  time,  to  get them  made in the country that  is  going there ....He is  either  really retarded , or  maybe  looking to  get more  publicity form this stunt...he must have known this  was going to get out..........,



I am not sure  who was in charge of design,....... but this  design looks french ,old world inspired it....... does not look American in the least ......,it looks like they have stepped  back the 50,s......


I have never  saw the correlation of a  suit, and  a beret,  a really bad looking  design,,..............or maybe  mister Lauren , was looking for a  old french tennis  look ,it is however  in bad taste......  not only design wise,......... but the fact that  they outsourced a project ,on this  scale, is  bad taste  and  real stupidity ,i used to think Ralph Lauren had style ,but his  empire has fallen into the realms of  fashion, and  bad polo shirts for unhappily married  men .....

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

I got to thinking,have you ever heard those  cheesy car dealers  (these voices  want to make  me slap these fuckers ,.....not buy a  car).....talking on the radio,...and they have those deep annoying voices ,you know the same  ones that you find in strip clubs ,( those DJ's who announce the entertainers?strippers....).....you know ....the guy say" give it up for Mercedes/Porsche/bubblegum/brandy/chewing gum" or whatever their names are .........you know how they sound  they have to be macho ,...like the guy  Joe  Regan in MMA ....is there a  college  where  guys  have to learn to  talk all macho .

But the worst ones  are the guys who talk in car  commercial and its sound  like the echo ...how do they find  those  guys ....yet,  i  bet  most of them  are little  pussy whipped , married  guys , who  go home ,and their  wife brow  beats  them  into talking pansy ....

I don't know  about anyone  else , but i find  these  guys the most annoying bastards  on the planet  ....well apart  from that ass wipe kanye west ......

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

how to end mexicos drug war .............

Here is a random thought,its  a very easy solution to end the Mexican drug war......Simple get everyone in America to stop smoking weed.............!!!!!!!this would be on the scale of trying to get Elvis to do a concert.......never going to happen!!!!!!

Its of epidemic proportion and as long as their is willing participants the killing will keep o going......Pablo escobar warned the CIA  if they killed  him the Mexicans  would take over ....right on America's  doorstep...every body and their grandmother smokes weed...its embedded in America.....No weed  no war........

Well you can be guaranteed in this  complicated  drug war the American govt ,will be benefiting form it somehow ................... 

chumbawumba are splitting up .........

The group CHUMBAWUMBA are splitting up seriously......who the fuck knew ........who the fuck cares .........they had one hit ,called "tubthumping"...(how did correlate to the record)..... incidentally ...it was  seriously shite record ,but when your in a  club drunk, anyone will dance  to anything......I barely remember the record i knew it was  annoying ....as i saw drunk white people dancing to ....you know"... he drinks a whisky drink,..... he drinks a  cider  drink ,he drinks a drink, to remember him of all the good times  i have to say  most white people  cannot  dance  for shit,  ..and  when they are drunk ,total mess....So i guess  these  one hit wonders , lived of the royalties ,of a really shitty record...But now they have split up ..............boo hoo sob  ..not like they are the fucking Beatles or anything.....!!!!!!!!
I mean how the hell do you tour ,for 30 years when you made one shitty  punk song ,for drunk white people ....because i have been in many clubs ,and have not witnessed  many rappers, or  Spanish people  dance to  a eurotrash punk  song, that was  about drinking .... cider/lager/vodka/whisky to reminisce about a shitty/good/life/times...........did this band have a following with this one shitty record.....then i guess, there is hope for this  loser........ kanye west because he is a shit /crap/talentless turd.........

Sunday, July 8, 2012

online dating...............

I am not sure about  anyone else , but i have  browsed the so called  dating  websites, and i have  came to a conclusion ...what a  load of bollocks ....
i am sure if you will settle  for  anything then you will score big time ,...but  i have sampled  some of these  so called  sites,and have been not only surprised but shocked at what  came along......I mean  its okay to lie a  little ,but in one  experience ,i saw a pic of a  woman ,and she looked  good,but when i met her at the restaurant,she was at least 50 lbs heavier ,yes we all say the camera lies, but her camera  must have been a  compulsive bullshitter.....not to mention she was  drunk and her peroxide  job was  bad......I get the fact  that  no one  is perfect ,but  drinking on a  first  date is not good  and its been rumored that dating sites  mostly have  falsified info and  pics ......


I guess if you are desperate  and  scared of  being alone , then your desperation will cost you dearly .....lots of people  are scared that they will not find  the right person ....settling for a wack job cause your lonely ....will  be nothing but drama...............

Gwyneth paltrows 90 dollar t-shirt ........

Gwyneth paltrow, i think like  many actresses, is 
 mono ,she plays  basically the same roles .....i find  her  bland  and  boring ......and i  think, she  would be  shit  in bed ....but thats  how i see her..........
She really  has  never done  anything  like halle  berry , or  selma hayek....or  of  course  angelina  jolie ...this is why, they  are  dramatic.....I do  however do not understand  why she is  selling  fricking t-shirts ....... i would get  if the aforementioned  girls  hawked their  shit ...but  paltrow is no  vera wang or so callled  designer ....but there  will always  be a fool , with cash that will buy a t-shirt . Thats has  paltrows  name  to it  and  this sis why she  is doing it .....Fools and their money are easily parted ...and i bet its  not made in the USA .............

Friday, July 6, 2012

Andy goes through well done Scotland !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We  all know by now  ,that  Andy Murray is heading to the finals ...but nay we stop for a moment, to remember that Andy is Scottish,.....  then British  ......yes i know  ,when  the Scots  lose, the English  disband  very rapidly,......, and  remind  us we  are Scottish...........

England is  renowned  for  robbing shit,......... from the scots ...lets start  by using one,...... oil......of course,..... ask a parliamentarian ......and  you will  get  pinstripe  bollocks .and  guffawing. and possibly a bowler hat thrown at you .......that's  because  British Parliament ,is run by those old spice wearing,  pinstripe bowler hat ,farts....... that thinks  all things are British .....well  bollocks as  they say...........

Wimbledon is an institution,......  but just a wee reminder,......  its a Scot that's  helping your ass out ,this  time ......but we  all know if Andy fails,.....  the English will hand  Andy back,...... to us ,wrapped in a Scottish flag..........  because we  all know that  mentality ,..... when your  winning your  English  when your not your Scottish ....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

White preoples day ..says chris rock ...no racism here right .......

Chris rock made  a tweet....saying ,.........HAPPY WHITE PEOPLES INDEPENDENCE DAY.....THE SLAVES WEREN'T FREE  BUT I AM SURE THEY ENJOYED THE FIREWORKS...

 Well if   you ever watched  Chris  rock,.....  he  does  condescend the white  man,  for all sorts of famous black people  downfall ..............but here is where the whole race thing falls  apart ....

An informed man, would know that  American slaves  were  actually  casused  by the brits.....  the Brits are the  ones  that really started  the whole  slavery thing .........but you do not hear  people in England whining and  moaning about their  lives.......... they  do not  give a  shit....you see  a  racist,  comes in all different packages ......and  the worst of all is  the weak, ill informed,  man who blames  others , for his  failure /, laziness and the ability  to get of his  ass  and make a living...

it now has been  proven  that  intelligent  African Americans can hold the  position of power ......you see i  do not mind  what you call youreslf...... ....i have yet to meet a  Jamaican person who wants to be called  African American .........the reason they do not is  Jamaican people,  come  from an island  where the British education system  lets them learn  rather  than  shower them  with inequalities  spewed  form another  angry  man who is  really  racist deep down ....

America will be a  better  place, if  all so called  African American  stop using their skin colour and their  white predecessors  for their  inability to rise in life and be  a role model....

Its obvious, in America ........,the African American male .........incidently, how many  black men, in America , would want to live in the Congo basin, or  Liberia   ....Not that many  because its  dangerous  way worse than Detroit  or Miami   .........

the weak uneducated man,...... who wants it all, but does not take it ,...... usually blames others  for his  inability to achieve whats can easily be obtained ..........

the saddest part is,.....  this is 2012 and  still  slavery is being held over the head of America .......there are bigger  fish to fry,.....,  and  slavery is  bigger now than ever  only its  not   African Americans, its children........  because  people  want  better  deals in wal mart, and who makes those  products  children .........

so next time you go to  Wal mart and  bitch about  your  so called  suppressed life ....... you have it way better than the Chinese  kids ...but of course ,......... you do not care  as long as you get what you  want right .....

O course  Chris rock know he  can use the racist stuff ......... but if the  position was revered, and some white guy  said ..... martin  Luther kings  day  was  for  the black man , and  all the white  people  can listen to the music ...there would Be an uproar ...

Here is why you know,,  racism is  for the weak minded and illiterate ..........the BET (black enetrtainment televison )....... we really do not see  white  or ivory televisosn ,..... why this would be   racist ........  but  we  have  to not offend  the African America  people.....  who think that they should have  that because of slavery......................

then you have the ebony awards ....we  cannot have the ivory awards , why  well  for the same  reason above .............

black history month ....well  we  cannot have white  history month , why  well for the same  reason  above ...

I personally do not give a  rats  ass ,..... what colour you are  there are many beautiful  skin  colours acrosss the  spectrum ..........

A simple  fact,  and if you  do not know  this,  then, you have failed yourself and your loved  ones ...

Racism, is spawned from ignorance............. pure and simple and blaming others for your  decline /mistakes /failures /misery /incompetence/arrogance /selfishness......the answer to your success  lies in the mirror ................

Money does not buy  class it just gives one the ability to do things others cant .................

Thursday, July 5, 2012

lifegaurd fired for saving a life .........

Welcome to Florida the mental colony of  America  ...once again ,the retarded sandbar of the south ....does what it does  best , and fires a  man , for  doing what he is  employed  to  do ....saving a life ....

Jeff Ellis ,who owns  the company (life guard ? saving lives?....)  the owner of the life guard  company is  official a  cocksucker of the highest  award ..because the man was 100 yards over his zone ....

I do hope ,mister  Ellis ...... is in the need of  a lifeguard,..... and drowns, and is brought back to life ......And is  a vegetable and  needs help.  and this  karmic  result will indeed  be fun................well ,...... think so  anyways , because pricks like this , are the people  who ruin every ones  fun 

Thomas lopez,  should be awarded in many many ways  ...for  doing the right thing ,  as a  human being firstly  ....but  this is  how   the  rules and regulations  are   ridiculous  ...


I love  Florida because,...... it has  constant sunshine ...great  winters ...and  basically i have tried  livng other  places,  including shit holes Arkansas ....which is   seriously  worse than  Florida,........  in a  two faced  pseudo religious  way  ...but that's  another  blog  ..

But in all honesty,....  Florida is  a shit hole on the scheme of things .But you overlook  the like of  scumbags.....  like Jeff  Ellis ..

 A lot of other  lifegaurds  resigned ,.... so   mister  Ellis i hope you lose  your  business,.... and  end  up  homeless  for  being a  dick ...(usually cold heartless slugs thought uncaring business men like .....this always do good  becasue they only care about money ad no one else).......

maybe hallandale  can help out  mister  lopez ,.....  because in  all honestly,....... he is  a  real ambassador  for the human  race . And hope his endeavours in life  work ...maybe he  can own a food  bank and turn away Jeff Lewis  when he is  homeless.........

Lifeguards are necessary,............  because when people  go to the beach ,..... they seem to  drink dumb ass  fluid,..... and  become  idiotic  ...so lifeguards are  a  necessary part of  life in  Florida ...

And i do think baywatch,..... glamorized the  life guard industry ....... and  always loved it  because, who the hell  does not want to see a  women........ in  a  very  revealing Orange  bathing  suit......  carrying an over sized NFL football running   jiggling and  wiggling ....

for all of florida's  faults,  and  being a retarded  place...... it does offer  some positive aspects  ....( hery hot half naked beautiful  tanned women)......just every now and  again , you  get  douche bags , who prove they are nothing  more  than parasites  ..especially when they own a  business of  saving lives  ...this  bastard  deserves to  lose his licence

don.t get hookah's ......

Maybe i have too much time on my hands , but i got to thinking ,when you go to a hookah lounge......... they offer you  apple flavoured, and  various assortments of stuff for your hookah.Well if i am going to smoke anything through i pipe ...i do expect  one of the following consequences....

1,uncontrollable laughing at anything and anyone........

2.the ability to consume two packets of cereal(and a gallon of milk prefferably the full shite ).... without stopping, or a pizza ,and a  bowl of popcorn...

3.feeling hornier, than a  prepubescent school kid ,staring at his geography teachers legs...

4.lung cancer....

5.choking ,coughing ,wheezing ,gasping .

6.uncontrollable nicotine high ,and  intsant addiction........

7.unbelievable feeling of  being unable to arise from seat/sofa/couch/chair/........whatever you were sitting on before inhalation.....

But when you are  given a Mediterranean pipe .....you know in those  countries .........apple/plum/tangerine/horseradish/melon/avocado/mars bar/snicker flavoured additive ,was not in their  fricking pipe .....Those chaps have some serious hash ....

But as we  live in a  fearridden guilt induced ,holier than thoug inhabitants constantly ,..... condescending the use of  drugs ...( incidentally these  are the very people  that smoke the shit)....

You know the ones that usually scream the loudest, are the ones  that do it the most ...its a fact ...

I think its  funny,......  people  sitting smoking  this  crap ,which it really  is  truly shite ........ i mean what do  you get  from a  fricking Apple   high.......  granny smith  feeling ....you do not look  cool  yes ,i know you sit there ,all  gangster ,but the owner of the club is  making  money or  your  pseudo cool  ass .....

If i am  going to smoke ...... (which i do not  indulge in because i like the  reality  way better )........i had  better  getting something   than a granny smith feeling  which would be truly  ungratifying......

I think most hookah lounges,..... are a pile of shit why spend money on smoking when you get  nothing in return  ...you may as well invest in the Bernie maddoff school of honesty....

Now in all fairness ,........i do realise the stupidity in smoking cigarettes  at least you can get cancer/lung transplants/emphysema/COPD ....

But at least you are a  burden on the health system ,and you have  completely destroyed your respiratory system, ........ because in all fairness you do not give a  fuck  primarily about yourself ,......and others around  including your kids  ...

 And you could have  done something else  with your  bad money habit ....and of course you  will die  in pain  ...

But at least you  got something from your cigarettes ...unlike a  hookah ....not a dam!!thing ,well maybe the taste of  apple/tangerine/licorice/or some exotic ineducable shite ...but in all fairness it was to make you look cool  right !!!!!!..................



Wednesday, July 4, 2012

joey chestnut once again the champ

Congrats  to mister  joey chestnut ,for once  again taking home the worlds  title  for the hot eating  champion ........I do not know  about you ,but i am hooked on this event every year.Joey has cleaned up  6 years in a row,......but me personally i was a  fan of kobiashi.the tsunami .....he was a  character and  a renegade .......but in all fairness,  joey is the man.....Got to  give the man  props, he is a legend.............i mean  68 hot dogs, is  epic beyond and that's no Small feat ..........so  he has earned respect, as far as i am  concerned.  And by the way its was  f******g hot as hell ......keep it up joey  since the tsunami has gone  i may have to  give you props .....

Sonya Thomas, the black widow ,whom i love dearly,.......... she is  like so Small and this  girl  puts a lot of men to shame..........This little hottie , put down 41 dogs ........ i think she would be a great oral sensation,......... myself  personally  ...she is  cute as hell, be what an  epic eater she is .....rock on till next year this is a great show.............................  

Happy 4TH JULY .......

Well once again,  its 4th of July,  time to  dust off the grill, and fire up  the charcoal ,and celebrate .Independence.......you can celebrate all you want, but freedom  nope, not a chance in hell ....Yes all the fireworks you see,  when you light up the sky,......... when you are all high/drunk/stoned ...or basically whatever  your  preference is,  ...is always  made  by  your Chinese.......we all know that  its  old  hat .....but ...unfortunately, so is the  cheap shitty ass  flags, the hats, and all the other  shit  that's is  not American made,....if it was  American made ,.........you could not afford it.........that's why we  have to thank our  fellow Chinese  for  helping us out .......oh and  at the cost of  USA /uncle SAM  borrowing a  billion a  day ,or two , all you  hard  work may be  you working for next to nothing ,as part and parcel, everyday  good old  USA is  sold off.....and you bitch about us  Brits  owning  USA   .....i think i would rather  have  a  bunch of  Brits owning  America  than the east .......(incidentally UK owns 16% of  good old   USA ........  so we  will have to  be happy with that ...............BUT its all good  as long as  we have our Independence from those god darn brits ..............we  can always depend on our Chinese  cousins  to help us out ...............at a   cost of course!!!!!!

Monday, July 2, 2012

Possibly the worst mexican restaurant. in the world.......

Sunday evening ,i decided to go eat,and desired some mexican cuisne ....as i do frequent clematis street in west palm beach, I decided to try a place  called  ROCCO,S TACO'S....

I had passed this place on many occasions and saw it was packed,well i have  also realised that Denny;s is always  packed ,and so is those  all you can eat BBQ places .

I have ventured into many,many Mexican restaurants,but this one  was the worst.Even in a place like orlando ,where you expect to get the tourist trap mexican trap ....nope......

Quantity is the key to ROCCO TACOS success you know  much like denny's burn them and turn them.....quality is not this place's forte.........

As i  know mexican  food is  simple peasant  cuisine ....its fast easy, and  cheap not here.....by the way a good mexcian restaurant  comes to your table as soon as you sit  down and furnishes you with chips and  dips ...and smiles ....all three lacked here terribly!!

My server was unprofessional, and  barely professional at best.....also i did  realise that the reason this place is  popular is becasue it is  loved for its drinks ...well you know  if you get patrons drunk  you can really serve them sub standard  cuisine ...and  they like to  have  alchohol as the server  tried  pushing  alchohol on me ..

But ,i do not need to get hammered , to  have a  half decent time..... and tell people  really what i am thinking , which  most people do.......

I did however send and e-mail to one of its upper  enchalents .i do sincerely hope they take note which i doubt ,after all this is south flroida......

I am probably guessing that the owners /owner of this chain, is not mexican ,it really does not have  that feeling ...because if they were,  they would not charge you for chips ...any half decent mexican establishment will not charge you for chips and  dips .....

By the way , when you order  coffee, and you have to ask for cream and sugar ....then you know this server(not waiter) is possibly the least attentative or unprofessional in the business ..........
There is a great difference between a waiter and a server and it can be deemed  here........

The only redeeming part of my experience. is the place has a  few hotties ...and that,s not bad. but they get served  easier ...and i dropped  my fork. and the hostess replaced it free of charge  wow!

The fact that they overcharge for their bland food .and  still charge for chips ...this is one mexican restaurant  i will not be going back to....

Sunday, July 1, 2012

here is an odd thought..............


I got thinking the other day ,which usually sparks and creates problems. You see ads on TV for the perfect smile ,and in doing so ,it does not hurt to see a  girl ,or guy with a  pretty smile .But what's the good of a pretty smile ,and perfect teeth ,when one's self esteem is in shambles......


It's all good  to crack aperfect smile ,and of course we all know, the industry related to the perfect smile,is a billion dollar industry....what with teenagers screaming for braces ,and  dentists licking their financial lips, at the the cash cow that entails.


But this is a subject i always find strange, there is more money spent on making the teeth perfect ,than the self esteem ...is there no money in the self esttem business...the reason i say this is two fold...i see lots of really pretty girls ....and i mean  , pretty girls ,who have perfect teeth .......but a really bad view of themselves ....thus  this trail leads back to good old self esteem.......



I find it really sad to see a really beautiful women/teenager ...who does not think she is  hot/pretty /smoking hot/gorgeous.....Maybe the parents, should focus on  the fact that teeth are important...but a self esteem is absolutely priceless........


 

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