Maybe i have too much time on my hands , but i got to thinking ,when you go to a hookah lounge......... they offer you apple flavoured, and various assortments of stuff for your hookah.Well if i am going to smoke anything through i pipe ...i do expect one of the following consequences....
1,uncontrollable laughing at anything and anyone........
2.the ability to consume two packets of cereal(and a gallon of milk prefferably the full shite ).... without stopping, or a pizza ,and a bowl of popcorn...
3.feeling hornier, than a prepubescent school kid ,staring at his geography teachers legs...
4.lung cancer....
5.choking ,coughing ,wheezing ,gasping .
6.uncontrollable nicotine high ,and intsant addiction........
7.unbelievable feeling of being unable to arise from seat/sofa/couch/chair/........whatever you were sitting on before inhalation.....
But when you are given a Mediterranean pipe .....you know in those countries .........apple/plum/tangerine/horseradish/melon/avocado/mars bar/snicker flavoured additive ,was not in their fricking pipe .....Those chaps have some serious hash ....
But as we live in a fearridden guilt induced ,holier than thoug inhabitants constantly ,..... condescending the use of drugs ...( incidentally these are the very people that smoke the shit)....
You know the ones that usually scream the loudest, are the ones that do it the most ...its a fact ...
I think its funny,...... people sitting smoking this crap ,which it really is truly shite ........ i mean what do you get from a fricking Apple high....... granny smith feeling ....you do not look cool yes ,i know you sit there ,all gangster ,but the owner of the club is making money or your pseudo cool ass .....
If i am going to smoke ...... (which i do not indulge in because i like the reality way better )........i had better getting something than a granny smith feeling which would be truly ungratifying......
I think most hookah lounges,..... are a pile of shit why spend money on smoking when you get nothing in return ...you may as well invest in the Bernie maddoff school of honesty....
Now in all fairness ,........i do realise the stupidity in smoking cigarettes at least you can get cancer/lung transplants/emphysema/COPD ....
But at least you are a burden on the health system ,and you have completely destroyed your respiratory system, ........ because in all fairness you do not give a fuck primarily about yourself ,......and others around including your kids ...
And you could have done something else with your bad money habit ....and of course you will die in pain ...
But at least you got something from your cigarettes ...unlike a hookah ....not a dam!!thing ,well maybe the taste of apple/tangerine/licorice/or some exotic ineducable shite ...but in all fairness it was to make you look cool right !!!!!!..................
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