Mermaid documentary what a load of bollocks!!!!!!

There was a  documentary on animal planet last night about mermaids .....or what might have been if they found one ....whats the hell are they talking about ...they may as well have put a documentary, about the perfect woman and how they might have  found one ...

Unless  of course ,you can get a hybrid , of giada de laurentis/nicole shcreszinger/nigella lawson(and of course you have  to throw in carmen electra and pamela anderson for  complete sluttiness)....

Any one with a  micro gram of sense , must have known these  assholes at animal planet ,made a fictional documentary....what  a complete  waste of time ...yes there is the tadpole deal  but that's  as  close as you are gonna ,........ get unless  scientists have banged around with the DNA ....and made a  hybrid of kanye west and a crab cake.........