There was a documentary on animal planet last night about mermaids .....or what might have been if they found one ....whats the hell are they talking about ...they may as well have put a documentary, about the perfect woman and how they might have found one ...
Unless of course ,you can get a hybrid , of giada de laurentis/nicole shcreszinger/nigella lawson(and of course you have to throw in carmen electra and pamela anderson for complete sluttiness)....
Any one with a micro gram of sense , must have known these assholes at animal planet ,made a fictional documentary....what a complete waste of time ...yes there is the tadpole deal but that's as close as you are gonna ,........ get unless scientists have banged around with the DNA ....and made a hybrid of kanye west and a crab cake.........
NEVER TRUST A FEMALE LAWYER EVER IS SHE LIKE DESIGNER YOU ARE FUCKED
The only thing........ i want to business with a woman.........is funny business....... you know porking....... banging ...........
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Listen .......the planet is full of lonely....... desperate .....needy.....greedy ....insecure .......low self worth ......idiotic single...
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mark zucherburg just lost 7.2 billion dollars but he has another 82 billion so its not that bad when you have that much cash i guess .......
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I mean for fuck's sake who does not like tan lines .......women love them on women .....men love them on women .......they are aweso...
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