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Thanksgiving a total sham ........

Thanksgiving a total sham ,its meant to be a  day of   the families  all being together........its  total bollocks,  its just another  day ,for corporation to bleed  money from  people....and they fall for it.

Case in point ,they moved black friday forward to midnight ....i mean whats  the point why  not just leave  stores open ....

first of  all  ...everything you buy is  way over priced  ,so you are getting shafted  anyways ...the chinese people  work for  bowls of  fucking rice,...... in shit factories  ,so the  stuff  costs nothing to make , so that's and  ass raping  right off the top

Then when it GETS to the store  ,by the time  they add on  cost, overheads and  theft and  wages  its  gone through  the  roof ........and  joe  public  falls  for it every time ....especially the fools  that wait in line  for  new  shit ....all those  i-phones  cost nothing to make ......i mean it dopes  not  take a  scientist to figure out shit  ,have you  seen those  poor  assembly  line  people…

My thanksgiving poetry....

It sucks to be a turkey at thanksgiving ......................................... Thanksgiving comes but once a year, in the coop there is the smell of fear . it sucks to be a turkey at thanksgiving As we shed some tears in our eyes, we are all preparing for our good byes. It sucks to be a turkey at thanksgiving ... I know we only have   a year , but as i reminisce about the females in here . since this is my last chance , i may as well get some rear. It sucks to be a turkey at thanksgiving. oh! well what the heck they will pull out all my feather and wring my neck It sucks to be a turkey at thanksgiving ..... The coop is filled with sobbing and sighs , we are all saying our last goodbyes. because we know someone will be eating our thighs, It sucks to be a turkey at thanksgiving. It,s a short life  a hell of a fate , the thought of ending up . with cranberries on a plate .  it sucks to be a turkey at thanksgiving. Alas my life has come to pass i hate the thought of being crapped out someones ass........... …

Jill Kelly the tampa whore .....

Jill kelly ,the whore from tampa...is now  whining  its  affecting her  kids ,and  dumbass husband.....shame on you  boo hoo....you must have known  this  would come back to bite you in  the  ass...if  not  then she  is  a  total slug....

if you arebanging someone like patraeus, high profile ...well as high as it gets,  head of  CIA ...i mean , she   did  not know  this  ..or  maybe  she  did ,and was  too selfish  to  care  .....patraeus  said  he  never porked the bitch....CIA  men are not known  for  honesty ,really  and look at his  wife....  and  look at her  she is  hot porno  hot ...and his  wife  looks  well old  as  dirt  .....i know but  he is  a man in power and the bitch is  hot ...and  his  wife  does  not look like  she is  a vixen in  the bedroom....all men  need  a wee  bit on the  side   just  like  jam or  bacon

Really it is  what it is,he banged a hot babe  from tampa ,his wife is pissed and  now  they fucked  up ...it's not the first,and it will not be the last..…

Aussie Pink Floyd

Well i did get to see and  amazing performance, by a great tribute  band  to pink floyd...Aussie Floyd ,and let me say they were  excellent ,i was  fortunate  enough to be furnished  with a  ticket to this event...and it was  well worth the  trip downtown ,midtown missouri ,at the fox theatre,which itself is a great venue

I have to say that this group was brilliant,and i may be reaching to say on par  with the great  pink  floyd ,whom i have  heard  were  very impressed  by their  cover band.....

They had  all the  bells and whistles , for the  stoners  and  acid  heads , like in the old  days ...we all know this  was  a great acid  head  band  at its   best ...i mean  who the hell did  not listen to pink  floyd  altered .......

The acoustic in this  beautiful theatre  enhanced  the  already magnificent sound the band  produced ,and they had  three  female epic  singers  who were  incredible and  talented beyond  ......

I did  intend  to  visit this  band  when they come  to florida  ,bu…

HOSTESS.......... end of an american icon........

Hostess the company that makes  food,basically ,for stoners  and kids ...you know  the shit you give to your kids to get them all sugared  up ...and those  twinkies and ding dongs....you know the  food  of  stoners ...i mean who in their  fucking right mind  would eat that  shite ...i mean you can basically give your  kids  anything ,they burn it off...but adults  ...this is  the iconic  stoner  food ...by far ....it has  not a gram of nutritional value  ...but if you eat them, enough of them  your  teeth will be gone , and you will look  like  a fucking moonshiner .....

18'000 jobs  will be  gone  ,when hostess  closes down its operation.....and then  1.25 millions stoners  will be  frantically searching for an alternative to their  craving and  midnight fridge raiding expeditions...

......so not only will hostess  be  doing a dis service  to  18'000 people  (its their fault they striked  ....seems a  bit fucking stupid  really....)but then if you work  for  hostess  how  fucki…
Flying used to be  fun  long ,long, time  ago,but as  always , the  tiny  minority of  slugs  idiots/retards/loonies/funfuckers/and fascists...... ruin it for the rest of  us, as we  are all aware  after 9/11 by the way, are you as  sick as  hearing that  phrase as i am .....everybody and their  fucking uncle ,is  shit scared ,of  well all kinds of  shit,now when you fly,its shoes of ,belts off.....and of course you got  the  mentally  retarded  fascist ,ignorant, uneducated ,dumbasses ...... who decide  to make  their  shoes and underwear  into bombs... ....why are  these  idiots  given  breathing space ...now we  all  suffer  flying..and  airlines are taking advantage of  it  in  every  financially......  way......you know   charging you  for this   and  that  all because of  some  fucking idiot   could not get a  job or a life ......

I am  flying  american  airlines  and those  fuckers  must be  ,making a shit load  of  cash they are  charging for  a  case  25 bux  a  suitcase  ....…

jeff ross ....THE BURN west palm beach

I  got the privilege  to  the meet the  roast master himself jeff ross,although with no help from one of the improv.s dumb  employees  who misinformed  me on  what to do to get  in....

But as luck would have it  ,i managed  to meet him after  the show to  my surprise  very  very interesting,i got a photo opp and  a  signed  object ,i do love the roasts  they are  hyseterical and no  thanks to the woman who was at the improv....

But all is well that  ends  well .....

mister general patraeus ...dumbass !!!!!!!!

General patraeus,he has  got to have smarts....lots of smarts  to get where he is .......head of the CIA ....the lovable CIA   .....well i would have thought mister patraeus ,would have been a little more covert about his little affairs.....i mean he is  a really really powerful dude ,why would he risk his career and marriage  for a  piece of  ass on the  side ...........unless  there is  something a little more  darker and political,attached to the situation,and this  might be  an  easy way out for  mister  patraeus..........maybe he has outlived his worth ,or maybe because of another  4 years  by barock obama  ....he is not happy and this would be a good exit to make  both parties look  good in some sense .......but after all its the CIA  and you know these  guys  like to stay all under the radar .....we will never  know......

well you masses have spoken .......

i personally do not believe in voting,and here is  why,i do not trust any govt employee...but people believe its their civic duty....its all good if you want to buy into the guilt  spheel...i personally have never ever voted ,even in my country.

Well it does not matter  who you get in the presidents are just doing their  jobs ...its congress that runs  shit always has been ,always will be .....but if you  think your  vote,is what matters  most  then you have  done  your  civic duty.....

America has the best govt money can buy ,its that simple.....i mean you can whine  ,bitch and moan ,all you  want,but at the end of the  day,and when push comes to shove and you are  sitting broke,....its you  who gave the man the pen to go ahead ,and spend ,spend ,spend......

You cannot blame  barock obama for doing what he is doing,he is the man  with the golden tongue.......and poeple are looking for  answers always  ,and they believe ,barock is the golden child .....

So..who wins ......not the average …

sandy the superstorm......

Well sandy the superstorm.......it was a killer ,but it could not be stopped ,evidence ,our  planet is in trouble ,we are all to blame,the planet is  in trouble ,but we  need  to  use up the planets resources, and the  effects of  global warming are  catching up to us ....

The ice caps are melting ,and sea  levels are rising, but  we  are overpopulating the planet, and using up resources ...we  have to bear the  consequences  for what we  do,....... it will get  worse, or better  ,maybe  ,but we  are all to blame ...for  severe  weather  ,but it  will not stop  us  ,we will still keep going ,why  ,well because  we are  selfish ..................

If we  all stopped  tomorrow, it will take  a hundred years  for the planet to even start  feeling the effects ,  the planet is in bad  shape ,and  we  will just have  to deal with what  mother  nature  will give us  to deal with .......