Wednesday, November 21, 2012

My thanksgiving poetry....

 
             It sucks to be a turkey at thanksgiving
    .........................................
 
Thanksgiving comes but once a year,
in the coop there is the smell of fear .
it sucks to be a turkey at thanksgiving
As we shed some tears in our eyes,
we are all preparing for our good byes.
It sucks to be a turkey at thanksgiving ...
I know we only have   a year ,
but as i reminisce about the females in here .
since this is my last chance ,
i may as well get some rear.
It sucks to be a turkey at thanksgiving.
oh! well what the heck
they will pull out all my feather and wring my neck
It sucks to be a turkey at thanksgiving .....
The coop is filled with sobbing and sighs ,
we are all saying our last goodbyes.
because we know someone will be eating our thighs,
It sucks to be a turkey at thanksgiving.
It,s a short life  a hell of a fate ,
the thought of ending up .
with cranberries on a plate . 
it sucks to be a turkey at thanksgiving.
Alas my life has come to pass
i hate the thought
of being crapped out someones ass...........
It sucks to be a Turkey at thanksgiving...........
 
Extract from bathtub poetry ....thanksgiving 1999

NERE IS MY TWO FUCKING CENTS .........

  The problem with these  women........ is they think their shit  does not stink !!!!!!!....really the  career women .......... do not  want...