underwear bomber ..clean or dirty

Here's a thing how  desperate are terrorist's to cause  problems , i mean you would think they could be more  clever than putting/sewing/fabricating bombs into underwear.

Are we all going to be affected by this  going on vacation,i mean i am not sure if and after this will our good friends at the TSA want us all to strip down to our undies/BVD's?skivvies/tidy whities ....

Who the hell would want to see that ,can you imagine the freak show at the airport ,i am all for hot chicks stripping down  ,but other than that ....eek!!!!!

The thing is  why underwear  why not maybe t-shirt or pants(trousers)....what if the terrorist the day he wears them he gets a sever  dose of the runs/green apple quickstep/shitters..... 

.have the terrorists taken shit splattering against them is this  discussed  by  AL quieda  when they are sitting in a meeting discussing detonating underpants..... 

.i mean what if the guy sneezes farts and follows through ....this folks is know as a shart.....that is a hybrid  of  a shit and a fart  and the pre-cursor sometimes can be a  sneeze if you have no good control of the as muscles this can happen.....

I mean i am just thinking is there a  detonator for underpants that is shit proof or can take the force of a shart.

And what if you are on route to your destination and you get a  dose of the runs and you cannot change underpants  have these  guys taken this into account..........

How complex is underwear bombs its a delicate area  what if the guy  eats too much hummus and has 7 cups of Arabic coffee and  6 bran muffins from 7-11,you know that is not good either are they instructed to not eat anything that  could make them crap/shit /fart/shart.....

I do not know about you folks  ,i am not sure how desperate these terrorist mules are or how much you adore you're cause ......are these guys that desperate to make a statement (or splatter)  for their cause i think they totally retarded.... 

I mean its an unpredictable area to place a bomb i mean who in the airports does not  need to take a crap before they fly .....its not the most elegant and intellectual way to die really ...

And say it was  a relative of yours that did this awful act it really does not ....reek of gangster ......or terrorist really.......