Well i hate to be the BNB.....that is....... the bad news bear ............none of these places are fucking any good .....all overrated ........and pure shite .......and i am not sure why anyone in their fucking right state of cranium ...........would move to any of these fucking bungholes .....i have been to all of them........ and they are fucking garbage .........but hey !!!! .....that depends what you are wliling to settle for ........or like ....some fuckers will live in any shithole.......... USA ,.......for sure!!!!!!........
first of........ HOLLYWOOD ......FLORIDA,..............
its really a wedge........ between miami........ and fort lauderdale........ and its full of shitty...... run...... down businesses ......old dirty filthy AC guys /mechanics/French Canadians /........Russians have taken over as the number one residents......... i heard......... and there is nothing wrong with Russians ....smart people!!!! ....hot women...... and suchlike .....and......... they make shit good ........ they have style....... like nice things....... and are really excellent criminals ....what's not to love.....and they had a great Russian market too i am not sure if it is still open .....but it was amazing ,..... ......although Russian women are tough .......however .....hotness too .......but it used to be full of old whining....... cheap bastard........ fench candians ....and the boardwalk.........is a fucking bunghole........just a place to eat ....... and shove shite in your fucking piehole......... like all tourists do......Hollywood downtown .......is a pure shithole .........great place if you are an addict....... drunk........ junkie......... easily pleased ....it has the hollywood circle ......... and shit .....not my cup of tea .....there is one Russian place ......... it used to a cafe........ run and owned by Russians ......great....... i am not sure if it there now ......but that was its only redeeming quality ..........and there is an all night bar..... visted by pimps/hookers/dancers/drug dealers/degenerates.......its inside a hotel........ but i forgot the name of it dam!!!!!!!.......The only redeeming Saviour........ of Hollywood....... of course is the guitar shaped hotel .......but that is because the Seminoles .........no one else........ you can depend on these guys to save the best for last .......the Seminoles saved the place ......... other wise....... it's a mud flat .........god bless them fellers ........and it falls right onto the degenerate gambling zone ...........
PEMBROKE PINES........
......why!!...why!.....not fucking anything else to say........ but full of old codgers .........who have migrated there...... i think because....... it was cheap .....old bagel munchers from new york........ and of course french Canadians........ and fucking place is full of condos ! ......which i fucking despise........ on every level .......you see the old purple rinse ladies ......... driving Cadillac's......... and cannot fucking see shit .......it is to an old festering pot......... where you go to die ......if i ever move there....... its over ........
JACKSONVILLE FLROIDA ........
i drove through there ......... and that was enough... ......the place is saturated with asshole drivers........ and fucking idiots....... at 5 o clock .......no cunt....... you do not own the fucking road ........ asswipe ........its a filthy dirty shithole......... with nothing to offer .........unless you will settle ......... for an over populated ........ dirt holes ...... traffic infested ......... bunghole .......but then that's just me !!!!!.......maybe i am too picky .........some people will live anywhere .......but when you have a wife ......and kids ....... i guess you got no choice ........
MIAMI ...........well....... i used to love Miami .....in the nineties ....it's now has become a filthy...... /violent /overpopulated /dirty/expensive /assplug of humanity ..........i must add though........ i have had some great times down the beach........ and surrounding areas ......because my friend was connected .......i however did ......Y2k celebration in club liquid.........in a VIP room none the
less ......that is hard to beat ........i will say . ....i saw a super bowl when there were 3 murders ......i remember that super bowl........ was the browns .......i cannot remember the other team ..........all i remember......... it was mayhem!!!!!! ......and people were being slaughtered ........and fat joe...... the rapper ........ was trapped in a subways sandwich shop .........
I have had many....... many....... many great fucking crazy times on Miami beach........ and its clubs ..........but post covid .........i have heard it has went downhill ..........and it is not the same .......it is not cheap to play....... and eat ........and dine....... and club........ in Miami beach........ you need plenty of cash .......just to hang out there ....its not for the broke ........weak ........timid......... and sober .......the place is awash with any drugs you want ........but hey.......... it's Miami ........
FORT LAUDERDALE........been there....... done that........ bought the t-shirt....... flip flops...... done the beaches........ worked on the beach for years....... and it is was great in its day......but it changed .......we had great restaurants .......the ever famous Evangeline ........owned by the great chef ro.nnie Morrison........ a scots visionary......... with amazing ideas .......on culinary concepts........ that and mistral .........a Mediterranean .....breezy cafe restaurant......... full of hot babes ........in sarongs ..........yes ,........!!!!!girls for all over the world...... that's right .........hot ......... and Ronnie ....... employed the best .......he pioneered other amazing places ...........but that's another day ..........
its all condos....... and fake yuppie ......... plastic people places ....... wankers........bitches ....las olas....... was great ..........the world famous o hara's jazz bar gone ........the riverside hotel......... they ruined........... by putting a fuckin cheese cake factory.......... and built it up ..........as always........the fucking greedy fucking white bastards......... ruined Fort Lauderdale.........and now....... it was just flooded ....it is a filthy ........shithole ........now over run ...... by two legged rats ...........and corporate douchebags .........and slugs ...........and influx of wannabees ........but hey!!!!!! people wanna live there .......it's condo crazy .......i hate condos ..........they are nothing but boxes........ stacked on each other........ where people pay a fortune ..........and a service fee......... to be bossed around ........by condominium associations.......... you never really own your condo........ its just a space.........you pay a mortgage in like a cube .........and there are so many rules........and restrictions ........to owning a condo ...........however .......it's a very shitty place now .....
I used to like it .......... but i left many years ago........ i saw the writing on the wall ..........thank god!!!!!!! ........its overpriced ....overrated ..........and the beach used to be great .........but they blocked out the sun .........with a the shit condos ...... and the beach is just garbage now ........ expensive .......over rated .........ask any old school! .......i am glad we had it .......wile it was great........ but now........ people do not care .........as long as they can get beer ........weed ........and food....... they do not care that's all they want ......as long as they are high and full........... its all good .........
ORLANDO ..........well ........all i can say is........ disnety.......kids .......and an upside down pineapple paradise ........swingers ......it's hot AF........ in the summer ......and i hate Disney world .........it's okay........ if you have kids.......... a liability on every level .....but that's parents for ya !!!!!!.........it has some great swing clubs ........but down town Orlando ........is a filthy shithole........ and not safe .......... ask anyone? .........i really only tell you what i see..........i am not easily pleased ........and i see shit for what it is!!!!!!! .......i guess if you drink ......and constantly shove food in your piehole ......... then everything is okay ........enjoy or not .......that's your bag........
7 Florida Cities That Could Be Headed For a Housing Crisis
Florida seems to be a state that people are always flocking to and never leaving, with its temperate weather, great beaches and lots of excellent attractions. However, even Florida is feeling the results of market forces, which are increasing mortgage rates, driving up home prices, and thus driving out people. In fact, the Florida cities on this list are showing alarming signs that could be pointing toward a housing crisis.
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In order to find the Florida cities showing cause for concern, GOBankingRates looked at the largest 200 cities in terms of total housing units and some crucial factors such as the percentage of mortgages that are between 30 and 90+ days delinquent and homeowner and renter vacancy rates. Data was drawn from the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, the Consumer Protection Bureau, and RealtyTrac. Here are seven most likely to end up with a housing crisis.
7. Pembroke Pines, Florida
Homeowner vacancy rate: 0.9%
% of mortgages delinquent 90 days: 0.7%
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6. Hollywood, Florida
Homeowner vacancy rate: 1.6%
% of mortgages delinquent 90 days: 0.6%
5. Jacksonville, Florida
Homeowner vacancy rate: 2.0%
% of mortgages delinquent 90 days: 0.6%
4. Miami, Florida
Homeowner vacancy rate: 2.2%
% of mortgages delinquent 90 days: 0.6%
3. Gainesville, Florida
Homeowner vacancy rate: 3.6%
% of mortgages delinquent 90 days: 0.6%
2. Fort Lauderdale, Florida
Homeowner vacancy rate: 4.1%
% of mortgages delinquent 90 days: 0.6%
1. Orlando, Florida
Homeowner vacancy rate: 5%
% of mortgages delinquent 90 days: 0.5%
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Methodology: In order to find the Florida cities that could be poised for a housing crisis, GOBankingRates looked at the largest 200 cities in terms of total housing units across the following factors: (1) percent of mortgages 30-89 days delinquent by MSA as sourced from the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau; (2) percent of mortgages 90-plus days delinquent by MSA as sourced from the Consumer Protection Bureau; (3) homeowner vacancy rate as sourced from the 2020 American Community Survey; and (4) rental vacancy rate as sourced from the 2020 American Community Survey. These four factors were then scored and combined with the highest score indicating the city most likely to be poised for a housing crisis. Factors (1) and (2) were weighted 2x and factor (4) was weighted 0.5x. The 100 cities most poised for a housing crisis were moved onto the next round of scoring. These 100 cities were then re-ranked and scored on the four factors above as well as (5) foreclosure rate as sourced from RealtyTrac. These five factors were scored and combined with the highest score indicating the city most likely to be poised for a housing crisis. For this second round of scoring, factors (1) and (2) were weighted 2x, factor (4) was weighted 0.5x, and factor (5) was weighted 1.5x. GOBankingRates then isolated those 10 cities in the Florida with the highest scores for final rankings. All data was collected on and up to date as of May 23, 2022 and rankings were finalized on November 8, 2022.
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