Tuesday, August 9, 2022

hotel rooms

I got to thinking ...... Going to a hotel and getting a room ..... It's always overpriced ..... Always ..... But the thing that I can never stop thinking about ......... Is when you sleep  on that very bed ....... Where hundreds ..... If not maybe thousand people have slept..... Farted ...... Sweated.... Porked in.... On.... Or maybe even two rotund men ..... Or women or more have exchanged coupoous amounts of body fluid on..... Maybe several hours before you arrive and they check out ..... Three people dressed as clowns ..
...sharing a glow in the dark expandable butt plug on each other ...... I mean the stuff that must go on ..... In. Beds and the you pay to sleep on that very same mattress ...... Sure they change the sheets ...... But there must be some seepage ... From body fluids....... I hate using hotels ...... This has always been a bone of contention with me ....... Maybe as I think too much ....... Not even to mention the pillows that's worse ...... I try to avoid them like the plague as I am a germaphobe ....... Especially after covid ........ But most people do not think like this ..... I am just giving you my thoughts ....... Enjoy ........ Don't even let me think about the toilet ........ 

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