Weddings are big business ....really big business!......especially if someone keeps on getting married .....return business.........usually at dads expense.........
I have always thought weddings were a tremendous waste of money .........
i know your brainwashed mind says............ its the most important day of your life .............that's because you have been brainwashed into believing that ..........
buying a dress for one day is absolute insanity ......and most of them look ugly as hell .........and really fucking stupid!!!! ......and no one gets their hair done like that only on a wedding day !!!!!
This is the only time your wife ........ will spend that much time getting ready........ to get fucked ......i promise you .....after your married ...... after a while its granny panties ..........and excuses ...........until she decides she wants to get pregnant ...........and then your blue balls will knock her up........
weddings are really fucking dumb .......and usually the brides father......... is the cunt that has to cough up .........not sure why but Tait's how it is set up .....daddy's girl ......
you spend months going to the chicks house ........and the parents forbid you to sleep together .......because daddy does not wanna hear his daughter getting banged .............in the house which........ is fucking stupid .........because he knows your banging his daughter ........
then some bitch ..........who wants you to spend loadsa money on the wedding why.............. because she makes a fucking fortune off it .....its a very lucrative business .....stupid ......... but lucrative ........
funny how on your wedding night .........the wife never ever gets a headache .........or a period ..........go figure because she has just spent all daddy's cash ........
Then the guys all get to dress like penguins ......basic shit black and white suits .......that's a sign of things to come.......
the bridesmaids all jealous bitches .......... screaming......... and you know the hate the bride ........... because she is getting all the attention......its not on them ......and you know they would not come but they have to ......
just like the guys........... they only come to a wedding for free drink........... food ...........and a chance of a fuck for a horny bridesmaid ......been there done that ............
then the father.............. has to walk the bride ..........his daughter down the isle ........... to give him over to the guy who is going to fuck her brains out in a few hours .......
so really daddy pays for a really expensive day to hand his daughter ...........over to the guy who is going to fuck her brains in .......that makes a whole load of sense ........
then after they are married the Son in law ...........can turn round to the dad ............ and say he is going to fuck his daughter........... now his wife ............ like a tavern whore .........and there is fuck all he can do about it ........seems perverse and strange ............but true
I have always wondered who dreamed up the stupidity.......... and absurdity of weddings ............
much like funerals .....a total fucking brainwashed cultural farce ........... passes on from mother to daughter.............father to son..........
I never caught on to the stupidity........... i saw too much crap happening when i was young ........marriage really !!!!!
i personally think its an absurd day of life.......... when probably its the only day your wife is going to be a complete fucking whore............. for one day .......... its her obligation after yo are married it all changes .......
your nice bachelor car gets chopped in for a sensible kiddie van .......
your bachelor pad now gets gayed up........... into a livable place ............... where all your macho shit either goes in storage ..........or the garbage ..........
and your single day stuff.......... goes .responsible shit moves in .....very few women wanna change the man but they do it anyways .......
they meet you.............. and then they change you fucking nuts .....
still every day people will get married............ and its a multi billion dollar business ........ weddings are not fucking cheap .......
and to rich people.......... its a status deal ............
but it always changes .......... after you are married always .....
your wife makes your old friend go a way ........... and you have to inherit her friends husbands ............ so you can all talk about man caves ...........home made beers.....your beard trimmer........and your lawn mower.........and your job ............at the BBQ ..........while heating up penis like food ......... and drinking liquids that look like piss ........... how funny is that .......i wonder ...............
still thats life .......... and people will always play the game .....
The Most Important Thing About Your Wedding
I've Been Married 11 Years and This Is What I Remember About My Wedding Day
"If you see me shed a tear tonight, it's because they handed me the bill." Those were my father's closing words at my wedding nearly 11 years ago. That night was 15 months in the making. My mother and I pined over menus, flowers, cakes, and decorations. We wanted every detail to be etched into my husband's and my brain for as long as we both shall live. Four kids later, I don't remember any of that stuff.
For the most important day of my life, I chose a designer dress from a local boutique. It was beaded and gorgeous. I wore the dress for a total of six hours. Yes, less than your average workday. My dream frock ended up costing several hundred dollars an hour. Today, it is sitting in a Space Bag in my basement among Christmas decorations, old CDs, and baby clothes that I can't seem to part with. I have been busy this last decade and haven't had the time to get it preserved. Here's hoping my sewer line never backs up.
Even though I was terrified that I might drop something on my beautiful white gown, I was hell bent on having a meal that my guests would be talking about for years to come. My mother and I tasted several types of cuisine and put together the perfect menu. We started with a salad and then, hmm, might have been Prime rib, could have been White Castle. I have no idea. I may just put out a Facebook poll for my 200 wedding guests and see what they remember chewing on that night. Although I do remember devouring a $14 candy bar out of the minifridge in our honeymoon suite later that night because I was starving.
