Thursday, May 25, 2017

World famous ............

Well I might have posted this rant. Before ......but I have spewed out.  So many Rants. Regarding. Life ........but. anyways. ........Here is the one I do not get
Like when you go somewhere.   the restaurant. Brags ........"billies world famous.  Backyard. Burgers "............now.  before you. go any further. .........there is of course Hooters. ...........but I think.  Every perv. ....
...And there. Cousin in America.......m has been there ..........incidentally  ........ the Fries and salad.........are........  awesome..............anyways. ....
how does one get the bragging right on world. Famous. ........so if I go to the. Congo. Basin .......
...........or. Liberia. ....or deep in the Amazonian rain forests ..........and find.  Some Tribal fuckers With a spears  ........ And a plate in. His./her  Lip.........
.......is he. going to know where.  Billy's. Back yard. Burgers Is. .........does world. Famous include.  .........Dry......  Poor....... Disease.  Infested.  ......bunghole.   In the. Middle.  Of. Nowhere ..........i went to.  Atherton. Tablelands in Australia ......and. found  Aborigines Drinking at a. Fucking run down. Shit Shack. ........i can bet. You your. Balls.  To a Barn dance........... ...those. fuckers  Have Never Heard of hooters.......
Is there a criteria.........  Of. How  Drunk. Fucking. Tourists  Come to your place. ........... Before you get Bragging  Rights .....and. incidental.  ......... 2 percent of the World......... Has Gourmet.  Taste.  Buds ........
.....and the rest Have  gourmand
.........and as most People. ......Are Drunk Fuckers.  .......And Smoke  by the time  food  comes to the  table ........
..then your taste buds. .... Are paralyzed.
............. And you cannot taste the Essence of the food...........once you start Guzzling beer.......... It all tastes the same.......

You don't think Restaurateurs Know This .......very few .........Give A Fuck Most  People  .....especially in. America. .............would not know. Good food. If it. But them in the. Clit.......... or dick.......   
You get the pseudo.  Intellectual food critic.   ...........Who Thinks he Is  The shit .......but most of them are. Fucking. Drunks ........and get paid. By certain people ......wink..... wink .........however .......it's An ego thing to say you  Shit. Is world famous ...........its a great. Pull for tourists. .....but as we all know. .......... Tourist's  Are. Hammered. When they go. Abroad..........when they get off  the.  Plane.......they drink all they way  through the  flight .....nice  earner  for  airlines .......alcohol   ...charge  a  fucking  fortune ......   

So They Cannot tell goat cheese.  From 4skin. Cheese

I used to be a salad chef ..........a dishwasher. .......And. a Waiter in. England.  ........It's. Called.     Semi silver service............unlike a full silver service. .....which is bollocks........ Stuffy   Arrogant dining ............most of them cunts you serve......... Are fucking wine guzzling. Fuckers.............and i was. A bartender For. A few years ..........

And all the food comes from the same  Purveyor .........i have seen .......and done stuff to food. ....that people were. ......Not aware of. ..all in the name of  profit and  badness...........and as we all know...... waiters Hate people. ....... They. Will smile in your.  Face. ........  And.  Put. Helmet.  Cheese....... on your. Burger.........or vag Paste. ....... If  It's a she.......... if you act. Like a. Cunt......been there done that .......never Fuck with your waiter .........its a  ticket to Eating. Things. From the crack of their ass......... I promise you............when you have had a few drinks.  .........And that Nice Juicy Burger......... It's so.  Easy For ass sweat.  .......or. ......smegma......aka Helmet Cheese .........To get. Marinated in there.  ..........oh...... !!!!!!!........sweet Lord you say ..........when some prick acts up. .....he gets tagged ......and you always get Fucked.........just. the truth ........i have witnessed. Chefs........  Sweating........ Like fat ladies in a disco ,,......profusely sweating. Into  Jambalaya...... And soup........they don't care ..........i promise you. .......restaurants.........don't employ the greatest. Ambassador of the human race. ...........but. because you. Pay More. ...........its the same shit  .........With a bigger price tag .........


A purveyor will sell the same Mushrooms.  ......To a diner. ....... As he will a 5 star  Restaurant ........
I have worked in two countries in the catering industry...........and all I learned is. .....its all the  same.......

BURN THEM......... AND TURN THEM ........that's the motto of  restauraneurs .......when you are  sitting there  eating up time  ........you are  fucking them out of   money ..........sitting there  after  your meal  drinking coffee.........  is  not making money at all  ....once you have tipped  your  waiter ..........he could not  care if you  fucking died  there    as  long as  he  got the  tip........

When money is  brought  into any equation  .......it loses  it  basis....... or  foundation........when you hear someone  tell you ...........its  an authentic  Italian  cuisine ........ in  new york .........or  ft laudable .........or  las  vegas ......no its fucking not .....because the  food is   from  some  field  in Florida ........ or  California .........  sprayed  to fuck with pesticides........  and cooked  in shitty ass  water ...........and  don't  even  get  me  started  on the  meatball  bullshit  scam ........or the  authentic Irish pub ........gets  me nuts  ......

I have been informed  by mexicans  that the  mexican food in america  is   absolutlley diabolical .......you have to go to mexico  they tell you ........fine although   i am not into  getting fucked   by the  sinaloa  cartel   just for  a fucking   meal  ....iwill  take  my chances of  shitty   paco taco loco   here  ....thank you  very  much .......

Same with chinese  food  .....chow mein is  not  even  chinese  invention .......i have even seen  new york  style  chinese  food  .......its  either  chinese  or  its  fuckin    not ......what  does   the  new  york  twist  do  to it  rats ......pullution ......mafia .....who the fuck knows .......

i have travelled  to hong Kong ........singapore..... ....Malaysia ...........Thailand .....germany........france ...........belgium , ....and   Luxembourg .....and  Greece ......... and  so on and  so  forth ........and the taste is  not like  America ...... the  meat here  is  so  fucked  up.........   the  vegetables ........its  the concept.....here its  consumption .......if you think panda  express  is  Chinese........  you may wanna   give  up   ........the only thing  chinese  about  panda  express ......is  the fucking logo my friends .......its  all  corporate  shite........pure and  simple ......

When people  go out  .........they  get fucked  up one  alcohol  and  some  even smoke  .......so  their  taste   buds  are  fucked .........people  wanna  go out ........... get  fucked  up and  eat .......thats the social  structure .........consumption .......it is what it  is  .......parties ........ dinner parties  ....the only reason people  go to your  fucking  dinner  party...... is  because ......... they  get ......  food  and  drink .......its the  social  glue .....otherwise  people  have nothing to yap about ........ until  they  liquored  up .......then they start  to  run  their  fucking  mouths  .......

Still ........we  all gotta  eat..... i suppose  .......i am just stating the fact ........ in  my twisted   terms  .......

Just  remember ............  the  next time you eat your    chicken   ......1 million are consumed  every hour in the USA........  from  7  continents  .......and we  all know  how  these  third world  men  ...like to fuck  animals in their  culture ..........just food  for  thought that's  all ......


.....bon appetit !!!!!!!!!!


The above mentioned  picture  has nothing to  do  with the  relevant rant  ......although i thought ...it  might be   entertaining to see  a  coffee  stirrer  form  ceasars palace in las  vegas ........


                          disclaimer 

international hippie would like add that if you were  insulted  by  my rants........  and feel  offended in anyways ........its been a  good  day .......i never  charged  for  the extras i put in food ......... 







oh really not the sharpest knives in the drawer

well...... welly well oh well ......out come the idiots ....were there  not warnings about looking at the  eclipse  .......without  glasses...