Sunday, May 6, 2012

Movies the same scripts,,,,,,,,,,

I don't know about you ,but movies and their script writers do not  bring anything new to the table ....

Have you noticed ,in movies when detectives  pull up to nightclubs ,they always get parked outside ...that never happens ...

When the guy goes into a risky situation ,he tells the girls stay in the car .....she never  stays  in the car and always gets caught...

When the couple start running away form the criminals ...the girl always falls and hurts her ankles ...

One of the most annoying scenes is when the  car never starts  it starts all through the movie until their is a truck or freight train coming and it starts just in time .....

have you ever noticed how the  guy  casually strolls away from a  bomb blast and acts  like its   a firework.

How come the detective can always get into the apartment he always carries a  special lock pickers  kit with him . (or  credit card  which only happens frequently).

Have you noticed the god guys have at least 100 bullets in their  guns when in fact most handguns have a capacity to only really  hold about  18 max ........

And in horror movies have you noticed the kids that go to houses in the middle of nowhere where there is a swamp  are not ivy leagues  graduates .....

One kid is  always a  virgin,while the other girl is hot and the other girls are airheads with hot a gram of  sense  and the remaining two guys are dumb jocks ...

have you noticed the virgin guy always ends up the bad ass in the end .......

and how come the evil guy although hit with an axe and  falls out of  a five storey window ....gets up and  walks away ...yet in one swipe kills two to three people

 have you noticed that these  kids who turn up at these  haunted houses come ill equipped with no hand guns or something that might be useful  and they accept the place thinking it is okay

In the Blair witch project the girl only cared about the video battery  what a  crappy movie ,i could not believe it made so much money ...

but when i go camping there are a  list of things i  go with  a 357...GPS...phone ...flashlight ....massive knife ....did i mention  a  357 ..usually that  does help ...

Also the most annoying part of movies when a bad guy is  beat down the person walks away thinking he is done ..

.let me specify one thing in life if someone is trying to kill you  ....you might want to get a  moment and decide if you have  gotten the upper hand you may want to finish the job ....like drop a  slab on them to make sure ....

Also in movies  the woman holding the kitchen knife  knows how to hold one at thanksgiving ..yet when she is  being threatened  she holds the knife retarded ...does not do any good ......

Why in horror movies do the kids in the movies after getting one scare hang around waiting to get killed ,i don't know about anyone else if  there is a  chance of getting killed whats  the point of hanging around ....

when you find one person killed usually that's a signal that you re in the crapper ...

Funny how when the cop comes he does not see anything then when he is killed....then  his  car does not start  ..yet usually a cops car has a  good mechanic ....funny his radio worked when he got there and then when he get killed it does not work .....must be  a Hollywood thing

I think that movie scripts are all predicable and mostly lack in content ....but in the end its all about sales and  as long as people will still jump out of their seats ......

Also have you noticed the people in movies always live in huge lofts  in town never work and  never get evicted ...must be good  tenants ......

and the worst thing is when something explodes why and how does it manage to explode twice i find that quite amazing .....

As long as the audience ....still buy tickets ..movie script writers will still be writing the same predictable lines .....



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