Sunday, March 20, 2011

cellulitis

stuck in hospital with  cellulitis its painful  and  very  very inconvenient    oh well   go to make the best  of a bad  situation  i guess and  watch  al the   reality shows ......where do they  find  these   people   same place as they find the people to do these  god awful adverts on tv........   i  guess we all need  fodder  to feed on right

Monday, March 7, 2011

li by oil and the reseves....no diffrence

it will not make a  difference  whether  ghadaffi   wins or  loses  the only people  that lose  in the   whole   deal in the middle  east   is the consumer   he/she  gets  sc rewed  every  time a  sheik  farts  or  something happens  in an oil  well  even  if the shitter  gets  blocked  in the empolyee  lounge it  send  up the price of  oil   these   fat white  bloated   fucker  who are  CEO,s in oil corporations   are  so  far  up the ass  of  arabs  they are  all making  big money at  the  average  joe on  the street  any excuse  to  send up the price of  a barrel of  oil  these  days   if  its  not  hurricane its  a  bastard  falling of  a rig and  getting  impailed on some  boat  .....ooooops  there  you  go     10  dollars on a barrel of  oil ...and  people  do nothing about it  they swallow  it  like and  old  whore in a motel  taking dick......its  all  about   fucking  jo  public  and  OPEC  who  are nothing  more   than  camel trading asswipes   ignorant  macho   women  hating camel rapers   they have more  mnoney than they know  what  to do with  they have ten  wives   six  boys  and little  girls   this  is  why they run  shit  we  put up with their   backward   garbage   and the  have the  fingers  up  all the presidents   asses  they are   all  shit  scared  of opec   because they have oil    and  we  all know  that cars   can  run on alternative  energy  is a sham  but  people   by and  large  are  really fucking stupid and  believe  mickey mouse  has  a wang  and goofy  is  not  slamming  him  in the   back door .................you only  have to   know  that  every   govt  bastard  and politician  has  a vested  interest in oil   and if you do not think that they do  not  then you might want to take your  head  out your  fat  ass  and  smell some   air  instead  of  your  bowel movement......just  look  at the whole BP  deal  in the gulf and then you will realise  that  all these  douch bags  including that  ingnoramus  english prick  all were making money form  the misery   the only people  that were  suffering  was  everyone  else ........

Saturday, March 5, 2011

sitting in starbucks

i guess my hobby/addiction/pastime is to spend  endless  hours in  coffee  emproriums   observing the  myriads of  bipeds in a constant state of  caffeine  withdrawal ....i must   admit its a people  watchers  ampitheatre  getting to see  all shapes and  size of  caffeine  junkies  desperate for a  fix ...but coffee has  become a  complex  issue for some individuals  who either partake in the  game of  being a smart ass or  they are  just really complex individuals  themselves ....i sit in earshot of  ordering and  hear a twentysomething etham allen/bed bath and beyond ...looking  trendy.....ordering a half steam mocha frappe...half soy half soy ...half latte  98 degrees (which incidently was  one annoying boy band.....and you see their cd's in the salavtion army all the time  unlike  emeinems who you will never find in a charity shop )   then sweet and low  with  cream on top .....well i  dont know about you  but  all that complex ordering of  caffeine  is  simply a cry for help or  the person  is  a  real   big pain in the ass   becasue after all its a  cup of  coffee .......

Thursday, March 3, 2011

charlie sheen

charlie sheen is  not drugged  he is merely  playing the media  against itself  but they are so stupid  and  retarded   he is playing a game  this   making him  more popular then  ever  he is  an  actor  for  gads  sake  like he does  not know  how  to manipulate  media  ......i  think that he is doing  a  great  jo  and will continue  to get  even more popular    no press is  not   good  any press  bad  or good is  good  press  .........

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

not too clever drunk designer

john   galiano   famous   fashion   designer  in the house  of  dior ..was   spotted in a  bar  drunk off  his  head  ranting he  loves  hitler...welly well oh well its  all good  to be  enamoured  by  a seriously  deranged dictator  who   was  responsible  for mass  murders   and  we  all know  adolf  hitler  had  a  personality crisis  but  some  things  you  should  never  make  public...this  being one of them ....his  career   seems to  be done  for the moment    but i guess  the national front ...... or  the arian  nation  could  employ him  to make  those   godawful  jaodphurs and   and  maybe some  snazzy  swastika  costumes ...because i think  germany  may be the only place  he  might get work...you never know  stranger  things  may happen   he may be   come an icon in japan   like mike  tyson the  japanese  love  a bad  guy  and   after  all he is a  designer  and you know  how  these  crazy  japanese  love strange  shit ...and we all know  how  strange these  designers   really are ..............

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