Monday, January 19, 2026

OLY 50......

 

I do my best....... to bring  the worst...... or the best ......of  life's  fuck ups ...... or anything....... that i consider  mad  ....mental  .........or  different  ....so with that in mind ....... i hope  you like this or not!!!!! .....i do .....  so tough titties ....... as they say !!...... ..who are they  ?????..........they  keep  telling me........ i can never  ever  find the cunts !!!!....oh well!!!!  ....here we are  .....chasing tails .........happy 26




50 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of January 12, 2026

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50 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of January 12, 2026

Going into the new year, we’re hoping for some great movies.

Emmy, Oscar, and Golden Globe nominee Jesse Plemons recently said he’d sign on for a sequel to the black comedy/action hit Game Night “in a heartbeat.” Which means it’s officially time for fans to start flooding every Warner Bros. post with the request.

The mid-budget comedy has been slowly dying for over a decade, as Hollywood has grown increasingly reliant on box office returns from international markets that tend to favor the visual spectacle of action and horror films over punchlines that don’t always translate.

Then, in 2018, Game Night, a movie about hyper-competitive party game enthusiasts who get caught up in a criminal conspiracy, became a hit, grossing nearly $120 million on just a $37 million budget. Since then, this kind of comedy film has only grown more scarce.

So here’s hoping we get more films like Game Night in the years ahead.

Also, we’re waiting for some great videogames adaptations into movies or series. 

We’re also keeping an eye on video game adaptations, which Hollywood continues to mine with reckless optimism. In 2026, we’re getting a The Sims movie (yes, really), produced by Margot Robbie’s company. Netflix is also taking another swing at Assassin’s Creed, this time as a series. And finally, a live-action Zelda movie is officially in the works, which means the internet has already decided it will either be flawless or completely ruin everyone’s childhood. There is no middle ground.

Meanwhile, we’ve got Twitter. This week’s funniest tweets include the entire cast of Stranger Things, fans doing all the work, and a data center.

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Bob Golen @BobGolen 23h ... Have to disable my carbon monoxide detector. The loud beeping is giving me a such a headache that I'm feeling ill and dizzy. 125 1.1K 35K 572K
sitcom crave @sitcomcrave.20h O ... SITCOM CRAVE the fact that this show was made in trump's first term so they based lex luthor, who was also president in the show on him space wall will be built and aliens will pay for it Co-Executive Producer MAGGIE BANDUR 0:51 SITCOM sitcom crave @sitcomcrave. Jan 12 CRAVE i'll never forgive everyone for letting DC's powerless show flop a sitcom about normal people living in the DC universe starring VANESSA HUDGENS?!! 20 715 12K del 1M
E @RightWingCope. 14h S ... Right Wing Cope there's no f** king way this guy called up the County Sheriff because a some high schooler making $15 an hour drew JOHN PORK on his coffee KTLA KTLA @KTLA Jan 12 5 In a statement posted on social media, L.A. County Sheriff Robert Luna said disrespectful actions will not tolerated against our personnel, and that he had contacted Starbucks' corporate security division. Full Story: ktla.com/news/local-new... ASD any his STARBUCKS EMPLOYEE GIVES COFFEE TO L.A. DEPUTY WITH PIG DRAWN ON CUP KTLA 5 29 1K 20K 492K
kate bush's husband 2 @iloveairbagged . Jan 12 S ... Parody account It's happening, the right are transvestigating Sydney Sweeney Mariè @p8stie Jan 10 Why is Sydney Sweeney's neck so much wider than her head? I'm starting to get really worried that she's actually a man 204 4.4K 118K 1.7M
Heavy Spoilers @heavyspoilers 6h ... My wife: have you finished that thing I asked you to do yet? Me: 10 104 1.4K del 30K
YES, Lilith Lovett I AM same @ on @LilithLovett . 11h ... ALIVE. They are going to turn the country into a private equity firm, it is so over. Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru 16h JUST IN: President Trump to interview BlackRock CIO Rick Rieder for Federal Reserve Chair. 71 2.3K 22K 391K
demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon 21h ... paid a company last week so i could park by the airport. now they emailing me recs for other places i might like to park. i'll kill you. 24 420 27K del 514K
kanav @kanavtwt.19h G ... devs who didn't handle divide by zero errors in their finance apps are about to find out Pubity @pubity23h Iran's currency has collapsed, 1 Iranian rial is now worth 0 euros ADVETES I 82442 1 Iranian Rial equals 0,00 Euro 12 Jan, 10:31 UTC Disclaimer 1D 5D 1M 1Y 5Y Max 100 سراد ريال POLICE 3 0,000020 0,000015 ЭЛ 768580 0,000010 0,000005 БИ 22 Dec 5 Jan 1 Iranian Rial ١٠٠٠٠ 0,00 Euro 75 1.3K 44K del 1.6M
@TrungTPhan .2 22h G ... Trung Phan W Apple is finally fixing Siri by partnering with Google's Gemini Al model. All it took was 15 years, a blown first-mover advantage, an existential competitive threat in Al and this Larry David rant from the final season of Curb Your Enthusiasm. 0:56 Bearly AI @bearlyai .22h Apple has chosen Gemini to power Siri. e picks Google's Ge in Al-powered Siri ng this year The official statement: After careful evaluation, we MON JAN 12 AM EST MIN AGO determined that Google's technology provides the mantha Subin WA AMANTHA_SUBIN most capable foundation for Apple Foundation
Paige @GRUGCEL 4h ... this morning i bought an energy drink at 4 am, the girl working said it'll be $3.66 and i said here's $4.50 and she looked at me like i was stupid and gave me my fifty cents back and the rest of my change 76 73 12K del 943K
bumblebird @bumblebird1 - 17h O ... I know a lot of people have already expressed dislike towards the live action Lion King movies, but MY GOD! Rewatching Cats & Dogs 2; I've forgotten how SUPERIOR the old CGI for animals was! so much acting and personality poured into just 40 seconds.. 0:10 187 4K 54K 919K
The Nomad @KiranTheNomad 18h G ... Marvin Gaye did not have a single clue what was going on in the world Im:** 0000 What's Going On ... Marvin Gaye What's Happening Brother Marvin Gaye Where Are We Going? ... Marvin Gaye How Deep Is the Ocean ... Marvin Gaye How High the Moon Marvin Gaye What's the Matter with You Baby ... Marvin Gaye & Mary Wells When Did You Stop Loving Me, Wh... ... Marvin Gaye Davida BRA What Good Am Without You ... Marvin Gaye & Kim Weston What Kind of Fool Am I? ... Marvin Gaye Why
atlas @creatine_cycle 6h ... claude here are my notes where i keep all of my passwords. here are my bank account details and phone number for 2fa. run my life and make money. make no mistakes 55 299 5.8K 167K
@BALUCIAGA 5h ... in order to get a job u need to get a degree but in order to get a degree u need money but in order to get money u need a job but in order to get a job u need a degree but in order- 0:15 TikT 58 3K 23K 185K
Jared Shult @jared_shult.7h ... Someone's grandpa is gonna believe this Pastor Alex @PastorAlexLove 17h Atheists in California are no spraying GAY CHEMTRAILS on the road to make the cars homosexual. 0:07 35 1.1K 31K del 234K
s ... * daniel barnes o @Danny8bit . 21h bro actually found her and is now covering up her existence, so she can live a happy life that's a real hero right there Dexerto @Dexerto 23h Top Loch Ness Monster hunter says Nessie is fake after 52 years of searching Не says any sightings are ship wakes or other natural causes 359 17K 386K 7.2M
The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo @shelbyboring 11h ... The person in the DJ booth was just blindly hitting S** t because what do you mean Stellan Skarsgard went up to accept his award to Yeah! by Usher 13 466 13K del 160K
Tom Zohar @TomZohar 17h s... What every day feels like nowadays 7 2K 23K 238K
soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli . 9h ... asked my husband to make me a pb&j he's been gone for 20 minutes i hear chopping W** is he doing 159 1.3K 73K 1.8M
Mike @michaelcollado 12h ... 10 years ago, this would've gotten you a viral post by someone photoshopping an image onto your dress. We used to be a real society. COLDEN SERIES GoldenSeries @series_golden 12h Rose Byrne at the 83rd Annual Golden Globes. #GoldenGlobes GOLDE BES 6 208 11K 259K
Daniella @DaniellaMazzio 10h G ... Genuine question: are there any Dystopian Future works that accurately predicted how significant gambling would be? Isaac Feldberg @isaacfeldberg 10h Okay, this Polymarket bit is actually pretty funny #GoldenGlobes GOLDEN GLOBES ORIGINAL SONG MOTION PICTURE Subject to change Golden - KPop Demon Hunters 87% I Lied to You-Sinners SOUTH 6% The Girl in the Bubble - Wicked: For Good 4% Probabilities on Polymarket 54 256 9.2K 255K
lexee @whorejicha Jan 11 ... online friend got in a car crash and the first person contacted was me and not the hospital or police?? ily but what am i supposed to do when im 3 continents away 188 5.6K 126K del 1.6M
staxxx @papiwontmiss.2 22h ... My dad casually shouted at my brother during his hockey game MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T VAPE YOU WOULDN'T BE SUCKING FOR AIR RIGHT NOW like 20 people turned and looked at us 176 4K 140K 2.1M
mr p** sy s ... @mrpxssy 10h is this good? 1/5 39 100436 4 3 +7 2 +6 THE - 1 +5 1064130 1:47 43 235 2.9K del 111K
Matthew @regionalthicko 21h ... Who is using click and collect at supermarkets? It must be the worst of both worlds - you don't get to choose the stuff yourself, but you've still got to leave the house to pick it up. These must be troubled, troubled souls 188 182 8.1K 336K
tai @salamisel. 3h ... the duffers not mentioning the coming out scene ONCE okay...and maya catching them forgetting that caleb isn't supposed to know her and vicki are together like you can't make this S**t up they were so unprepared -That's what... It would be here. -Great. AMYBETH McNUETY Vickie Dunne 0:05 49 1.5K 28K 592K
hills @moonsinfant - 5h ... i would've never guessed  We went into production without having a finished script for the finale. 56 2.3K 29K 227K
Serf @TheRoyalSerf·1 19h G ... PLURIBUS UN 0:04 167 3.2K 38K del 1.2M
Mike @michaelcollado 10h s ... Timmy watching someone half his age become the youngest winner in his category COPTES A Film Updates @FilmUpdates 11h Owen Cooper has now won the Emmy, Golden Globe and Critics Choice for his performance in 'ADOLESCENCE' Не is only 16 years old. 23 1.7K 51K 803K
Robert Sterling s ... @RobertMSterling 10h Marco Rubio finding out he has to be chairman of the Federal Reserve 25 240 5.9K 114K
Mads @MadsPosting 4h ... Driving to my 9-5 job while drug dealers and 8 year old YouTubers are buying their third property 0:01 54 620 5.9K del 194K
Kyle Buchanan @kylebuchanan 10h ... Something has activated Leonardo DiCaprio during this commercial break 0:10 1.3K 5.1K 86K de 19M
ant @persistantz 18h ... this is dystopian as f ** k *@BIGBABYGUCCI .J Jan 10 my homie in prison be making ai videos of himself doing normal shit like riding a bike Im.. s**t funny n sad as hell 41 3.9K 81K 1.2M
Sofia Coppium @indianloonie. 9h s ... Carrots when you pull them out the ground 21 571 15K 159K
kanishk @kaxishk Jan 11 S ... im not a fan Red Red Media @RedMedia_us Jan 9 MEDIA Bruno Mars Fires back at a Fan who said he's been releasing the same music for the past 10 years. and u never been sh*t all yo life kanishk @kaxishk•3h X he's been releasing the same song for the past 10 years songs that changed history 4h bruno mars released his new single 'i just might' 0:24 249 t7 674 11K da 726K Bruno Mars @BrunoMars.4m and u never been Srx tin yo life 36 t7 .79 321 da 2K 1.1K 8.3K 265K 8.3M
Ben Fritz @benfritz 10h s ... This can't be legal. МОЁТ МОЁТ 936 1.4K 37K del 3.4M
Karthik Sankaran @RajaKorman 12h ... The name is Bond. Bond Market. 6 100 1.4K 24K
Dexerto @Dexerto Jan 10 ... An Al program built to write police reports claimed an officer had transformed into a frog Police discovered the system had accidentally pulled dialogue from a Disney film playing in the background during the body camera recording POLICE 395 4.1K 70K 1.8M
Elon Musk X @elonmusk.Jan 10 ... We will make the new X algorithm, including all code used to determine what organic and advertising posts are recommended to users, open source in 7 days. This will be repeated every 4 weeks, with comprehensive developer notes, to help you understand what changed. 12K 17K 176K 32M
ally @missmayn Jan 10 ... i think a lot about that study that found doing crimes together is the highest form of social bonding even above romantic love. 408 9.7K 126K 4.6M
Rayen @rayengroves Jan 10 ... I was telling my husband that the peanut M&Ms I had eaten the day before had given me a bunch of canker sores and that I usually don't eat peanuts/peanut butter bc I don't like how they make my throat burn and he's like ... .... You realize you have a mild peanut allergy right??? 182 1.4K 89K del 1.8M
dannica @dannarebb· Jan 10 ... my friends husband is in the hospital because he's had the hiccups for ten days. absolutely insane 466 1.7K 111K 3.6M
patagucci perf papi @kenwheeler Jan 11 ... iknew some day my kids would rebel, but this is heartbreaking Screen Time Request Lola asked for more time for docs.python.org. Options 80 796 53K del 1.8M
robbieallan4 @robbieallan4. Jan 12 G... Leonardo DiCaprio calling out someone for thinking K- pop was a person I saw you with that K-pop thing, you went <article class=
bunnie @CuriousBunnie12. Jan 11 ... congratulations on raising a loser i guess Grace @paxclementia Jan 11 Replying to @luinalaska I told my 12yo that it was his turn to do dishes and he looked me dead in the eye and said that he thought boys weren't allowed in women's sports 32 3.5K 75K 834K
The Great and Powerful Joptimus @JoptimusConvoyP Jan 12 O ... I WILL be watching as soon as this makes it to Youtube shorts 4F DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm Jan 11 First look at the 450th episode of 'FAMILY GUY' The episode follows Lois suddenly being able to understand Stewie after they get stoned together. TVLine Experiance EXCLUSIVE bigd - 27 2.8K 70K del 1M
your s ... abi chungus @abichungus Jan 12 it sounds psycopathic when put on paper but theyre like absolutely right here Ryan K. Rigney @RKRigney Jan 11 The developers of PEAK explain pricing In a player's mind, what does it mean to spend five bucks? Well, that's five bucks. But six bucks? Well, that's still five bucks. Four bucks is also kind of five bucks, he continued. Three bucks is two bucks. And two bucks is basically free. So we've got these tiers: You know, twelve bucks... that's ten bucks. But thirteen bucks is fifteen bucks. And we found that
parks @parkersity_9 . Jan 14 ... don't understand why electricians aren't called power rangers but okay 264 10K 78K 855K

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OLY 50......

  I do my best....... to bring  the worst...... or the best ......of  life's  fuck ups ...... or anything....... that i consider  mad  ....