Listen ......hasn't every one dipped their pen in the company inkwell ....i sure have ....lot of grief .....unfortunately....... it was a fucking bartender .....what a fucking night mare..... hot as fuck ..... but nothing but trouble ....because everyone wants to bang a hot barteneder....any hot bartender ..will always get a drunk losers at the bar wanting to get her ...he drinks...... and tips good....... and female bartenders .....and to be a bartender ....... you have to be one thing....... a great bullshitter ...... liar ....... and fucking scam artist ...in a job....... where alcohol is involved.......... you get nothing but fucking drunk losers ...... it is the lowest business bartender........ make great money but they are fucking addicts and liars ......i met very few honest bartenders in my life ..........they all had issues ....but when you work in a coporation .....there is aways temptation ......every corporation i worked for had affairs .... but it always goes wrong ....they say in the army ...."don't shit where you eat" .....some some people including my self .............. cannot resist hot pussy .....hey !!!!....don't hate the player ...life is about money and sex ...that's it ...nothing else
"He Got Two Coworkers Pregnant At The Same Time": 24 Scandalous Stories Of People Who Hooked Up With Their Coworkers
Not too long ago, we covered a Reddit thread where people who had sex with coworkers dished on what their relationship with them is like now.
Their experiences were so eye-opening, they inspired the BuzzFeed Community to share their own stories of having titillating affairs with their coworkers.
So, here are some of the juiciest stories of people hooking up with their coworkers:
Note: Some submissions include topics of workplace harrassment and alcohol abuse. Please proceed with caution.
1. "When I became a bank executive, I quickly learned that there were many office affairs going on. It seemed like everybody was having sex with everybody — being married was irrelevant. I remember one work trip where the executive teams all got together in St. Thomas for strategic planning. I woke up super early to go for a run and passed one of my reports exiting a coworker's room. The dude was married with a newborn! He just froze when he saw me. I shook my head and kept going. As I approached the elevator, another employee (not my report) was exiting the room of another coworker. He was also married — everybody was married. WTF. My wife at the time was a bank executive at a competing bank and had an affair while on a work trip. That ended our relationship. I'm married again (six years now) with two kids. My wife travels a lot for work, and to be honest, I really have trust issues with it. There's so much PTSD from my banking career."
2. "I recently dipped my pen in the company ink. She was substantially older than me — she couldn't keep her hands off of me, which is unusual for me. It was very understood she was fresh out of a relationship and that I was a rebound for her, but we had mutually discussed being friends with benefits. I had felt like a wonderful FWB situation was beginning to bloom. We had sex — it was great, and she tells me it's some of the best sex she's ever had. She tried to make it abundantly clear that the sex was great for her, and at a minimum, I believe it wasn't a bad time for her. But ever since, trying to set something up with her has been like pulling teeth. And whenever we would get something set up, she would make up an excuse not to, all the while leading me on like she's still stuck in 'horny jail.'"
"Well, after a few weeks of her flaking on me, I stopped reaching out. Three weeks of silence go by, then I finally break the silence.
She stands by the fact that she is a newly single, free woman, and she wants to explore that freedom, and that she will do what she wants when she wants. That, and she felt I liked her too much. So, it would be best if we stop getting together.
But all the while, she was fucking a different coworker."
3. "I knew a guy who had five babies with five different women where we worked. Most of them were secretaries, and not always his own secretaries. The stuff that went on in that place was wild."
4. "I worked in food service for 14 years without ever sleeping with anyone, by choice, mind you. Then, this woman started working there. She was the most strikingly beautiful woman I had ever met, and she was engaged. We got to know each other as coworkers do, and then I became smitten. We then began to text each other outside of work without an explicit word between us. I loved her. I ended up telling her that we needed to stop talking because I was developing feelings. To this day, it was the hardest thing I've ever done. I drank and cried myself into oblivion after I told her because I had to move on. One week later, she told me she broke it off with her fiancé. She moved in with me a month later. It was the best two years of my life. Then, one day, she told me she wanted to be by herself."
5. "My boss at a company I used to work at was constantly on the prowl for a younger woman to hook up with. He was married to his high school sweetheart (they were 19 when they got married) and had only been intimate with each other. My boss hooked up with a younger woman in our company who was a single mother with financial problems. My boss would regularly give her money when she needed it — there were all sorts of rumors floating around the office about their relationship."
"While this affair was going on, someone else in the company (I had my suspicions who, but was never sure) apparently hired a private detective to follow my boss and his girlfriend around until he caught them one day entering and leaving the motel where they were doing the deed. This PI shot a bunch of pictures of them, and whoever hired him sent the pictures to my boss’s wife (who was a stay-at-home mom).
The pictures arrived at my boss’s house while he was at work, and his wife opened the package that contained about two dozen very incriminating photos.
I guess all hell broke loose when my boss got home from work that evening. The next day, he came in two hours late to work, and I could tell something was wrong. A few days later, I found out that his wife threw him out of the house and eventually filed for divorce. My boss stayed in a motel the night his wife threw him out, and then got his own apartment.
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Eventually, the word of what happened spread throughout the whole company, and my boss wound up leaving by mutual agreement with a pretty substantial severance package. The woman he was having the affair with also left the company shortly after my boss did, and that was the last I heard about either one of them."
6. "In my early twenties, we 'secretly' had a brief hook-up period while working at the same restaurant (I'm sure everyone knew), then decided it probably wasn't the best idea. So we called it off. I was developing feelings and was an overall mess at this point in my life. I was a server, and he was a manager. We had been friends for a few years prior, including before working together, so we stayed friends after that. We dated other people throughout the next few years, yadda yadda yadda. Fast forward to me on the precipice of getting out of a two-year relationship that I was really struggling with, very unhappy in, and trying to figure out how to leave. I was leaning a lot on friends at that time, and one day, I got lunch with my ex-coworker."
"I cracked at some point and began venting about my situation. He drank too much sake with his sushi and out came his confession that he wishes we'd never cut off our fling from years ago.
I remember being able to hear my heartbeat in my ears, sort of panicked, and leaving. I had been certain the hookup period was completely casual/physical to him.
It certainly threw me for a loop. I took my time to think about it, and after my inevitable breakup, we decided to give it a real shot.
According to him, he never liked seeing me with the other guy, but never wanted to step on any toes if I was happy. He's always like, 'I was playing the long con, I swear!'
We'll be together six years in June!"
7. "Two of my coworkers had sex during a summer party last year while being witnessed by some of my other coworkers. They barely spoke together before it happened, but now it’s even worse. I can almost always feel the awkward atmosphere when they are in a room together now."
8. "I worked at a casino as the only male cocktail waiter and bartender (there were roughly eight female waiters and four female bartenders). The floor was mostly women between the bar, servers, restaurant, and dealers. I slept with one of the cocktail waitresses for a couple of months, even though I knew I had a bigger crush on her than she did on me. I also knew I didn't want a relationship with her. Evidently, she told some people about our affair and gave me good reviews. After she quit and moved away, I had more interest than I really knew what to do with, and kind of just went for it with anyone who showed interest in me. I knew I only had a year left there, so why not? I ended up sleeping with four more cocktail waitresses over the course of a couple of months."
"One time on a shift, I looked around and all four cocktail waitresses were on the floor somewhere. They all knew each other, but I'm not sure any of them knew about the whole situation. I didn't give any false impressions of a relationship as far as I know, so nothing bad came out of it."
9. "We dated and banged profusely for a few months, then became the best of friends. She moved in with me shortly after as a roommate. We continued to bang every night after work. There’s too much sexual tension that builds in the office — we might give a relationship another try once our lives are in order. We made an agreement not to see others in the meantime for obvious health reasons. Being around each other is fulfilling enough."
10. "My coworker's mom was my sales manager. In the middle of the pandemic, we had late nights in the office. I liked her, but didn’t want to shit where I ate. Her mom kept egging it on and pushed me to date her — I decided, why not, and went out with her. It was a lonely pandemic. We went on a few dates, and I drunkenly asked her to be official. A month into it, I started thinking we weren’t right for each other, and I wanted to end it, but I really liked my job. A few days before I was going to end it, I found out she was pregnant. I ended up doing what I felt was right and married her. It was a tough first year, but we’re inseparable now. She straightened me up, and now I’m sober and have worked my way up to being director. So now I’m married, and I'm her mom’s boss. It’s a very strange dynamic, but it all worked out in the end. Turns out I really did like her, and I was just a 'fuckboy' who needed to sober up and get his life together. Life’s funny."
11. "Never have sex where you work. When I was in college, I told a younger guy working with me not to engage with the new girl who had just started. But he didn't listen. He told me the sex was phenomenal, blah blah blah. I asked if it was going somewhere, and he said no. They agreed it was just fun until she enlisted in six months. Two months later, during our shift, I noticed she was giving him 'evil looks' instead of batting her eyes. We went out for a drink afterwards, and the first thing he said was, 'Man, you were right about sleeping with coworkers.' Apparently, he wanted to move on, and she was considering changing her whole world to stay with him. She quit soon after, and couldn't be around him for another three months. Never have sex where you work..."
12. "I was a cashier at a grocery store. I was 23 years old at the time, and I always liked this 40-something-year-old brunette in the pharmacy. But I never told anyone. One day, after clocking out, the office handed me this note from someone who said to call her. I had no idea who this was and why I would get a note, but I had negative suspicions. I called the number, and it was the pharmacist who had no clue who I was or why I was calling her. It turned out the woman's teenage daughter was playing a prank on her. Within minutes, we figured out that we worked together, started talking, and she offered to come pick me up and hang out (my car was out of service at the time)."
"So she picked me up and took me to her place, and we started hanging out. After talking and such, I mustered the courage to put my hand on hers. We're still hanging out, watching TV, playing games. As I'm playing Tetris, she leaned over and kissed me.
From there, it was to the couch where we were making out, then the bedroom. I had no idea she was into me, too. I mean, when a woman says, 'I love you' after having sex, I didn't chalk it up to my bedroom performance.
It lasted a few months, and we helped each other out in ways other than romantic and sexual. I had heard she died about 11 years later."
13. "I once worked somewhere where the married general manager (based in my office) was having an affair with a young female employee from customer service (based in an office in another city). I only found out because while visiting that office, a hot fellow 20-something invited me back to her apartment after a work event (I wasn't her supervisor, had nothing to do with her or her work/department — we were both junior level). We were getting hot and heavy on the couch when suddenly her housemate entered the apartment with the general manager from my office right behind her. They were clearly drunk and frisky, and all he said was, 'Oh, shit. I'll have to explain this later.' Then he simply disappeared into the bedroom with the girl from customer service and had some very loud sex."
"It was extra awkward because I sat right outside the office of the general manager and had to see him every day after this. And I'd been to his home for Christmas parties and met his wife and kids several times.
He never said a word to me about it.
The woman I hooked up with told me that her housemate and the GM had been hooking up for over two years."
14. "We both got out of relationships and were kind of miserable. So, we ended up texting each other every other night. One night we went out with other colleagues, and after the party, when I got back to my place, she texted, 'How about we have sex? I feel like we both need it.' So I went over to her place, we had sex, and then we had it every night. We even had it once in the car after a party. The thing is, I was kind of her supervisor, so of course I didn’t want anyone to find out. But people did sense it — especially our female coworkers. They noticed the chemistry, even if we tried to hide it. Long story short, at the end of the year party, we announced that we were in a relationship. We had a good run for three years, then she left the company and moved to another state. We were doing a long-distance thing, but it didn’t last long."
15. "At the time, I was a freshly 18-year-old girl entering a very male-dominated industry. A couple of weeks into my new job, a guy came up to talk to me, and I was immediately infatuated with him. For months, we talked and flirted until I got a trainee and was able to spend more time in his area of the shop. Then I got transferred to a different department, and we started hooking up. He was incredibly selfish and distant, but I didn’t care. I was being paid attention to. It went on like that, with fights and drama mixed in for good measure, until he got fired for stealing. That flicked the switch for me. All the lying on his behalf, time spent on meaningless conversations, it was all for nothing. It didn’t matter to him that I was beyond a 'quick fuck.' It took months for me to pick myself back up. I was heartbroken. When I did, I made a promise to myself to never date or sleep with anyone from work. Lesson learned."
16. "My boss was in a relationship with a male coworker of mine. She always gave him paid leave, they often went to 'business dinners,' and they 'conveniently' went to the same gym. I had 11 years of experience working for that company, and he had two. Guess who got promoted?"
17. "Hooking up with my coworker is one of my biggest regrets. He made it seem like he actually liked me, but then slowly started communicating less and suddenly had a girlfriend. I had to work with him for another year after, acting like everything was okay. The cherry on top was that my coworkers would make comments about how we'd be so cute together, obviously not knowing about anything that happened. I wish I could've told him how much he hurt me — don't shit where you eat, folks!"
18. "This goes back over 15 years. My coworker and I slept together after the company gala. Black tie, open bar, both single, hotel rooms paid for by the company...it was kind of hard not to end up in bed together. We remained friends after, and are connected on LinkedIn (no other social media platforms). We knew it was a one-night stand. In fact, his wife and I follow each other on Instagram. She and I went to high school together. They had just met when we slept together — I wasn't going to mess that up for him. She's perfect for him."
19. "My coworker, whom I slept with at the office, actually became my friend's girlfriend (I didn't know at the time). A while later, she moved to another city. We had no contact, and I didn’t know where she had moved. Then, a couple of years later, I was at a party in my hometown where I met an old friend. We hugged and he yelled, 'Nice to see you, man. You fucked my girlfriend!' I was confused."
20. "We're more of acquaintances now than just friends. Something I learned is you don't tell your current partner about your sexcapades with past coworkers and who they are. Any form of reunion/get-together with your past colleagues will just be a huge mess with your partner, regardless of whether you're nowhere near interested in those people anymore."
21. "My old chief financial officer exclusively hired women in their twenties and only went to happy hour when it was 'his turn' (our C-level execs rotated on going and buying the first round). He dropped hints about being in an open relationship. When it was 'his turn,' his whole team was there; if it wasn't, he took only them to a different spot and paid for everything himself. I've never seen a CFO share the same dinner and even fork with an employee before. It ended when a dozen other employees and I were pulled into the CEO's office, where several lawyers were waiting to interview us. From what I heard, his severance clause was voided and they clawed back his equity grants (it was a private company, so he couldn't have sold them)."
22. "Well, it turned out she wasn't 'mentally equipped' enough to handle an affair just as well as I did. We'd break up like every week and then get back together. Work would really suck. She'd make a point to be laughing and cheerful at work to get at me, though it was creepy how forced and unnatural it was. Have you ever had someone try to get your attention in a negative way, but pretending they don't see you? I got a better job elsewhere and broke up for good, albeit messily."
23. "I ended up quitting the position because each and every day, it was worse than the breakup. The snide comments and underhanded insults became daily, and she was friends with the owner, who also started becoming a problem. It was best to move on, so I did. She ended up getting fired."
24. And finally, "The son of one of our upper managers came to work at our warehouse. Not surprisingly, he very quickly worked his way up the ladder (despite being mediocre at best with every job he was given). He ended up leapfrogging about 20 employees (myself included) and was essentially gift-wrapped a management position with a six-figure salary to start."
"There are about 60 men and only nine women who work in our department, so we thought it was a bit weird that three of the nine women got pregnant right around the same time. Turns out that two of the three were knocked up by (you guessed it!)...
He told them both to keep it a secret, so neither of them knew about the other, and neither of them knew he was married! Supposedly, all this 'activity' took place after work hours, so technically, he didn’t 'break any rules.'
Even so, the corporation is deciding what to do with him because it definitely shows poor judgment on his part. All of this just came to light last week, so no decisions have been made yet (to my knowledge at least). But this is the shit that happens when you promote someone who doesn’t deserve it, didn’t earn it, and lacks the maturity to handle it."
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