As i am not a Christmassy (not sure if it's a word it's the word i use )........person i find it a nauseating time of the year ..........why ..........well the fucking songs after thanks giving .........cunts singing the songs the malls ........i have no patience ............and people pretending to be nice ..........the only thing i like is pie ......apple /pecan/blueberry/strawberry etc.....etc...............i am a pie whore ..........it's for the dustbin lids/kids/crumb snatchers............but hey what is weird ......... again .......... perception .......... what i see as normal people would be shocked ........so perception .........enjoy or not ...........your choice ......
48 Weird Christmas Gifts That No One Should Receive
A Strange Choice Of Candy Canes
When Christmas becomes an avenue for showbiz, this is what happens. These women were somehow trying to embrace the Christmas spirit and still look appealing to their customers at the same time. We can’t say they succeeded at either.
After seeing this, some doe-eyed young boy in third grade would probably never want to eat candy canes again. We have to assume this is a hotel or lounge service where only adults will be catered to. We need it to be that way because we don’t want Christmas ruined for the young ones!
See What They’ve Done To The Nutcracker
One of the great things about being a couple is that you get to share your weird choices together. In this couple’s case, it’s wearing undies that have the Nutcracker printed on them. The fact that they would choose such outfits is already baffling, but they also showcased it in a photoshoot.
If you asked the Nutcracker, he would probably ask to be pried from this couple’s arms so that he could flee for his dear life. There is a little history about nutcrackers: they’re not originally Christmas symbols as most people think; instead, they belong to European folklore.
Christmas The Mia Khalifa Way
Everyone is entitled to celebrate Christmas, even the adult entertainment industry. They’re professionals as well, and they deserve to partake in some of the holiday cheer, even if it means doing something Santa would rather not see.
The famous adult star here is Mia Khalifa, and as you can see, she’s added her own twist to the meaning of Christmas. She left nothing to spare with the decorations, though. From the two snowmen in the background and the well ornamented Christmas trees, we can tell that she’s always been a big fan of the season.
Not The Reindeers We’re Used To
Someone better call Santa Claus because his reindeers just morphed into a trio of foxy vixens. These girls look more concerned about slaying on the ‘gram than saving Christmas, though. Jokes aside, we want to assume their costume was meant for the indoors because there’s no way they’re walking out in the freezing winter weather dressed like this.
An interesting thing to note about Santa Claus’s reindeers: they would have all been female in real life because male reindeers are known to drop their antlers (horns) throughout November until the following spring. Only females keep their antlers during Christmas. So these ladies were probably up to something!
Oops… Wrong Size
Welcome to the dangers of online shopping. This has happened to one too many online buyers. They see an outfit they like on a website and outrightly assume it would look as good on them as it did in the ad.
This woman found out the truth the hard way. Instead of the hot Santa look she was going for, she ended up looking rather strange. Because of situations like this, some online stores have included innovative measurement features on their website. This way, customers can avoid getting undersized or oversized outfits.
“Why Am I Here?”
Not many men would understand women’s obsession with undies, and this man is definitely not one of the enlightened ones. He looks like he wants to be anywhere in the world but in that room. You can tell by how he’s looking at the undies his daughters are holding.
He’d rather be in the living room rewatching a game or outside with the boys. He clearly doesn’t understand any of this. One way to cheer him up would have been to get him a Christmas gift as well, but if we know anything about dads, it’s that they don’t always get gifts. Talk about being unfair.
Who’s Got The Ugliest Sweater?
This seems to be a contest between husband and wife to see who can wear the ugliest Christmas sweater. Our verdict: it’s a very close competition because they both brought their A-game. Although looking at that Barbie doll hanging from that guy’s shirt, plus the Christmas ornament draped across what appears to be a ridiculous Spiderman costume, we’ll be giving him the slight lead.
Even the dog seems baffled at their costumes. He must be wondering why his owner has suddenly grown what looks like a rabbit tail. Seeing as dogs are often tempted to chase rabbits, we reckon this is seconds from becoming a very exciting situation.
Didn’t They Have A Better Costume At The Store?
When dad promised to be Santa for Christmas, this was not what mom expected. We doubt his children would have seen through this thick disguise. Now the problem is, how would Santa fit in a chair and put the girls on his laps if he’s that big? Perhaps that is why they all took this picture standing awkwardly like that.
Santa costumes are usually stuffed to give the appearance of a big older adult, but this was a little bit too much. Now he would be desperately waiting for when he can get out of that costume so that he can breathe some fresh air!
A Testie Towel Holiday
If this made you cough rather coarsely or cover your mouth with your hands in shock, you’re not alone. We don’t know whether to call this a bare advert or a very poor attempt at celebrating Christmas.
So if you were wondering, that’s a Testie Towel, a type of towels men hang around their uh… you know… for whatever purpose. It’s supposed to be the male equivalent of the Ta Ta Towel, a towel that women sling over their necks to hold their breasts up if they’re shirtless. The Ta Ta Towel idea became a major thing after the founder got a $200K sponsorship deal on “Shark Tank.”
Checking Out His Daughter’s Gifts As Any Good Dad Would Do
Here’s how you know if your parents love you. Get a new pair of pajamas and see if they’ll help you try them on. This couple will definitely pass that test. Super dad here displays a mixture of an audacious sense of humor and parental love by trying on his daughters’ new pajamas.
The good news is, his daughters are growing, so the pajamas are an excellent future investment. The bad news is, he might not want to take them off anymore after seeing how cool he looks in them.
Not Another Inappropriate Gift
Someone has to conduct research and find out why so many people have a weird fascination with getting undies as a Christmas gift. It’s Christmas, the day the jolly old fellow spreads good tidings around the world on his chariot of reindeer. It shouldn’t have anything to do with undies.
This sender went as far as to customize the gift in a Christmas theme. Sorry to whoever received it. Because they most likely won’t be wearing this anytime soon. Sorry to Santa as well. This is not the good tiding he was hoping to spread.
Ugly Christmas Sweater Contest
If you weren’t getting the gist before, then perhaps this has made it very clear: people intentionally wear ugly Christmas sweaters as a way to celebrate the season. It’s a thing. It looks like these people took it further and decided to turn it into a party.
Ugly Christmas sweaters have been popular since the ’80s. As a matter of fact, it’s such a common trend that ugly sweater parties like this have even been used as charity events. Of course, there’s always a contest to see who’s won the ugliest sweater, and you can bet things get ugly.
Spreading The Christmas Cheer
You need to have a certain level of bravery to go to the mall dressed in pajamas. At least this woman’s spreading the holiday cheer by wearing a Christmas-themed set. Christmas pajamas are pretty popular, and many families worldwide don’t mind wearing matching pajamas for the season.
They’re even often shared as Christmas gifts. In that regard, they’re as popular as homemade food, gift cards, and undies, which are all among the most common Christmas presents. While you’re at it, add Apple charging stations, beanies, mugs, and sweatshirts to that list.
“No! Not Big Ben!”
If you don’t know what Big Ben is, you might feel lost for a minute. Don’t worry; we’ll help you out. Big Ben is that massive famous clock that is located on the Elizabeth Tower in Central London. You might have seen the clock in the 1998 movie “The Avengers” or “G.I. Joe: Retaliation.”
Now that you get the joke, let’s talk about how mischievous this man was to falsely raise his girlfriend’s hopes for a whole month. You can tell by her face she has no intention of solving that puzzle. She just wants to go to London!
Christmas Isn’t Complete Without Baby Yoda
This image would make more sense to you if you’re familiar with Star Wars or you’ve watched “The Mandalorian.” That cute image of Baby Yoda stretching his hand has been the source of so many Internet memes. That’s probably what inspired this person to use it as a Christmas ornament.
Yoda is one of the most popular characters from the Star Wars universe. “The Mandalorian,” which started airing in 2019, gave Star Wars fans a glimpse of his life as a child. That infant character has become so popular he’s being used as a Christmas decoration. Who would have thought? Or, as Yoda would say, “Thought, who would have?”
Another Weird Christmas Shirt
It seems weirdly customized shirts are a major staple of Christmas presents. A woman gave her husband this T-shirt that has some strange sketch on it. Truth be told, not many people (not many people as in us) have any idea what that sketch means. It might be something related to the chest area, or it might not.
Either way, the gift recipient gets the joke and seems to like it, and as far as the season of giving is concerned, that’s all that matters, right? Judging by that gift laying under the Christmas tree, it looks like the customized shirt isn’t the only thing he received.
A Literal Mouse Pad
This is an extreme case of getting exactly what you asked for. We all know mouse pads don’t need to feature actual mice, but the sender here wasn’t taking anything to chance. Most likely, it was probably sent like that intentionally as some sort of joke.
We can only hope that what we’re seeing is only a fabric replica of a mouse instead of an actual mouse. Otherwise, this ceases to be a joke and instead transforms into a potential case of animal cruelty. It does look quite realistic for a replica.
Rachel Is One Lucky Gal
Regardless of whether Rachel was the giver or receiver, but let’s assume she’s the receiver. We don’t know who Rachel is in this picture, but we’re sure she would be beaming when she sees this Christmas gift. We can’t say the same about her siblings, though, but we’re sure they would have all taken it lightly and had a good laugh about it.
Kudos to the mom for taking the time and effort to customize this candle to give her kids as a Christmas present. We also can’t help but admire her courage in announcing a favorite amongst her kids. Not many parents would do that!
Grandma’s Special Gift
A seven-year-old girl told her grandmother she wanted fingerless gloves with flowers on them for Christmas. Grandma took the wish a bit too literally and got her exactly what she asked for. Now, if you know anything about flowers, you know those prints aren’t exactly flowers, but it seems the kind woman didn’t know that.
You know, as they say about giving, it’s the thought that counts. It doesn’t matter if the girl might never actually wear these gloves. What matters is her Grandma cared about her enough to find something that would fit the request.
Time For English Lessons
Who needs English when you can build robots and iPhones? A woman got her engineer husband this mug as a Christmas gift. The humor here is based on the stereotype that some engineers can’t speak English well, which we all know is not entirely true.
But it still makes for a good joke, and the husband clearly appreciated his wife’s sense of humor. Guess who she’ll be calling when the TV’s not working. To return the joke, the husband should probably pretend not to understand English next time she needs something.
Keeping His Sister Close To Home
From customized pillowcases to customized pajamas and bedsheets, these people would stop at nothing to make sure they’re the last thing their relatives see before going to bed. In this man’s case, he went as far as to customize a massive print of his face on a bedsheet. Almost as if he wants to be there to say goodnight to his sister before she sleeps.
Customized bedsheets are up there with customized pillowcases among popular Christmas gifts. A word of warning, though: only send these to family or people you’re really close to, or else you’ll only come across as creepy.
Rudolph Bursting Out Of A Sweater
In this episode of awful Christmas shirts, we have Rudolph, the reindeer who appears to be emerging out of a sweater. A word of advice: if you buy a shirt like this, don’t wear it in public! People like to see the complete Rudolph, not dislocated parts of him.
Rather than spread the Christmas cheer, the sweater looks like it has a better chance at scaring the kids. We can picture a frightened second grader asking his mom, “Mom, where’s Rudolph’s body?” We have very few ideas about what any mother would say in that situation.
Not Exactly What She Thought It Was
There’s a lot to be said about perspective here. Attach this plastic device to a cup, and it’s like any average cup holder. But tilt it upside down, and it starts to look like something else. This girl must have carried it upside down the whole time because she possibly considered using it for something very non-cup holder-related.
She quickly realized her mistake and used it to hold her morning coffee as any average person should. That said, drink carriers come in different shapes, designs, and sizes. This particular one, although strange, looks quite convenient.
Sorry MacDonalds
So there are two possible scenarios here: it’s either the grandma genuinely mistook this for a MacDonald shirt, or she’s just one of those unique geriatrics with a wicked sense of humor. We doubt that she gave the shirt to an 11-year-old, though. This guy here certainly doesn’t look 11 by any stretch.
The shirt proudly bears the famous MacDonald slogan, “I’m loving it,” which means the company could probably sue in this situation. But they probably wouldn’t. Not unless the creators are multibillionaires that also own a massive business empire.
Grandma Is Fun At Parties
We can only wonder who would give their grandma such an unusual present for Christmas. It has to be someone with a strange sense of humor and a very bold personality! From the look of things, grandma also doesn’t seem to mind the joke.
She’s probably the type that would join in on the dancing if you held a party at your place. Now before you get inspired to do the same thing, think about your grandma. Is she the type that joins in on a house party or sends everybody packing? That’s the question you should answer before you get her any strange Christmas gifts.
A Christmas Sweater No One Should Ever Wear
In the world of strange Christmas gifts, this sweater belongs at the top. It was obviously given as a joke because no sane person would think this is an appropriate gift. You would only wear this in public if you were trying to be a very odd comedian.
You do have to wonder at the level of detail and effort that went into creating that posterior embellished on the sweater. From the look of things, it seems that’s the point of the whole thing: to make the ugliest possible Christmas sweater ever. Well, they certainly succeeded in that regard.
What A Way To Display The Christmas Spirit
The letters on that girl’s sweater clearly spell out “Feel The Joy,” and she seems to be trying to achieve that sentiment in her own weird way. She knows people will laugh when they see Santa Claus’s hands wrapped around her chest. That might be her idea of spreading the Christmas cheer. Strange, but somehow compelling.
That’s not the only weird thing about her, though. If you’re vigilant, you might have spotted her ornately carved and sharp fingernails. We want to assume that’s also part of her costume. That’s the most plausible explanation.
Being A Naughty Cop For Christmas
This picture might confuse you for a moment until you look more closely. At first glance, it seems like she’s wearing a rather revealing naughty cop outfit, but it’s actually a printed dress that’s just been designed to look like that. This lucky lady here received the outfit from her mom as a Christmas present.
The woman seems to be disappointed with the gift, but she definitely can’t fault her mom’s sense of humor. That outfit might never leave the four walls of her house, but at least she got a good laugh.
Not Your Regular Candle Holders
Make of this what you will, but all we see are models of Christmas angels singing in perfect harmony. They were made to function as candle holders. We will admit the image looks quite suggestive, but for the sake of Christmas, we’re choosing to ignore that.
By the way, those are very strange-looking candles, if they’re, in fact, candles. Christmas candles are a popular item for holiday decorations, along with trees, ornaments, ribbons, and Christmas lights. They can be placed in an ideal location, but the preferred place for many people is in the window.
Are We Supposed To Believe That’s A Chocolate Santa??
We can’t imagine many people would want to eat their Christmas treat if it looks like a phallic symbol. That’s supposed to be a chocolate Santa, but we all know it’s not. At least not when it’s looking like that.
It turns out phallic chocolate Santas are not a new thing. Scores of people have complained about their treats looking too suggestive for comfort, which brings us to the question. Are the chocolate companies doing this intentionally? Surely, they must have seen the treats before taking them out of their factories!
A Bad Day For Santa’s Elves
We assume these toy Santas would be sitting on the shelf for a very long time because it’s hard to see any customer buying this. Placing the elves at Santa’s knee like this might not alarm the innocent kids, but it would surely alarm their parents.
It makes you wonder if whoever created this did it intentionally. That seems to be the best explanation because there’s no point in this design, and it’s almost unbelievable that anyone would make such an obvious mistake. Let’s hope this doesn’t ruin Christmas for anyone.
The Polar Bears Are Up To Something
Is it mating season or Christmas season? These Christmas polar bears are sending us mixed messages. This was probably just the store’s attempt at a joke. It’s good to know that their customers took it lightly.
Tynwald Mills is a department store in the Isle of Mann, which is a self-governing British Crown Dependency between Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Crown Dependency states are states that belong to the British crown but are self-governed. There are three of them, and they’re all islands that live off the coast of Great Britain.
A Truly Heartwarming Gift
You do have to appreciate’s this guy’s hilarious gift to his sister, even if it’s a little on the dark side. You might not get the joke if you’ve not watched any of the Godzilla movies. Godzilla is the fictional story of a massive sea monster that wreaked havoc on cities with nuclear beams from its mouth.
Since the Japanese made the first Godzilla movie in 1954, it’s become a prevalent pop culture figure. In 2021, a new film pitting the monster against another famous beast, King Kong, was released. It was titled “Godzilla vs. King Kong.”
A Matter Of Perspective
We can imagine someone’s oblivious aunt used this Christmas ornament as part of her holiday decorations. If she had just taken a moment to see its back view, she would understand why it was cracking everyone up so much. Hopefully, someone at the party pointed it out to her.
This particular Santa is dressed like a wizard, which is not a very common theme. It kind of reminds us of the wizards in the Harry Potter film series who also celebrated Christmas. Talking about Harry Potter, a spin-off of the franchise started in 2016. It’s titled “Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them.”
When Your Dog Decides To Play Pony For Christmas
If you’ve ever wondered about the benefits of having a pet dog, this is one of them. They can pretend to be ponies and delight your kid for Christmas. This dog seems to be doing a perfect job, although the baby looks more scared than delighted. Maybe he doesn’t have a thing for horses.
Apart from playing pretend pony, dogs can also provide companionship that eases stress. As a matter of fact, dogs have been prescribed as a specific form of therapy to people with mental health conditions like dementia and post-traumatic stress syndrome.
Probably Not The Effect They Were Going For
Babies are supposed to be the cutest things that ever existed. But we’re afraid this woman’s gift might make some people think twice about that. Her sister customized her children’s faces on a pillow and sent those to her as a Christmas gift.
It was probably a heartfelt move, but she didn’t count on her children’s faces looking so creepy on the pillow. Customized pillowcases are also popular holiday presents. Some people prefer to call them pillow shams, which are just a more decorative type of pillowcase. The major difference is a pillowcase usually has an open end and is more practical for sleeping.
What To Read For Christmas
The Grandmas are at it again… This time, this one bought what she considered a good piece of literature for her grandson. Judging by the novel’s title, we assume it would make for an interesting piece of literature.
The strange title aside, it’s an actual book that was written by the author Horatio Alger Jr. It was first published in 1867 as a serial in a magazine for children. It was later expanded into a full novel the next year and became the first work in a series of six novels.
Are Those… Candy Cane Cookies??
Recipe websites and aspiring chefs would tell us candy cane cookies are easier to make than they look. But the shape of this particular cookie here is making us seriously doubt that. Someone’s Grandma created it as a way to celebrate Christmas festivities (why are we not surprised?).
We can’t fault her effort, though. At least she did what she could to spread the Christmas love. To avoid making oddly-shaped candy cane cookies like this, we suggest you watch YouTube tutorials and spend the month before Christmas practicing.
What Grumpy Cat Thinks About Christmas
A list of hilarious Christmas events wouldn’t be complete if a meme weren’t involved. Internet aficionados might be familiar with Grumpy Cat, the feline whose image has become one of the most popular memes on the web.
The premise of Grumpy Cat is to be fed up with everything that exists, even Christmas. In this meme, she’s sending her message across loud and clear. Grumpy Cat isn’t grumpy; she looks like that because she has an underbite. Although she passed away in 2019, she remains a trendy Internet icon, having over two million followers on Instagram.
A Costly Typography Fail
This is what happens when you get an amateur graphic designer to create your brand logo for you: they use the wrong font. The name of this product is “10 Flickering Lights,” but the arrangement of the letters “L” and “I” got people thinking it was something else.
Most people assumed the letter “U” was used instead of “L” and “I.” You can see how that would have been confusing. Hopefully, the brand corrected this mistake in the end because not many people would want to get Christmas lights with such a weird name.
What A Strange Day For Horses
Nothing to see here. Just a replica of a horse with its tail tied in a ribbon. Oh, did you think it was something else? Sorry, that must be embarrassing. The strange concept aside, tying a horse’s tail in a ribbon is not just a form of holiday decoration. It’s a custom practiced by equestrians.
Depending on the color of the ribbon, a tied-up horsetail can mean different things. A red ribbon means that that horse is prone to kicking, while a green ribbon implies that the horse is inexperienced and unpredictable. A white ribbon signifies that the horse is for sale.
“Maybe You Would Appreciate Me More After Reading This.”
This boyfriend decided to teach his girlfriend a little something about appreciation. What better way to do that than to give her a gift describing 50 boyfriends worse than him. Now she would realize what she was taking for granted this whole time and cherish him more than ever. Right?
The book does paint a painfully familiar and hilarious description of immature and improbable male dates. It was written by an advertising copywriter named Justin Racz. He’s also the author of “50 Relatives Worse Than Yours” and “50 Jobs Worse Than Yours.”
Imagine Seeing This Every Time You Go To The Toilet
This looks painfully familiar to the taxidermied animals that men would proudly hang above their mantelpiece back in the day. Of course, this is only a fake stuffed dog (not that we would ever want to see a real one, yikes!), and it doesn’t look like it would be hung anywhere near as glorious as a mantelpiece.
Since it’s actually a toilet paper holder, not a stuffed showpiece, its resting place would most likely be the restroom. The fancy holder was given to a man by his co-workers as a Christmas gift. How thoughtful.
Daddy Claus
The Santa Claus we know has a long white beard and a jolly ruddy face. Who is this guy? Oh, that’s right, he’s Daddy Claus, i.e., Santa Claus if he was several years younger and lived in Manhattan instead of the North Pole.
Let’s not try and think about why he’s pouring alcohol into a teacup or why he has a robe on but no pants. Clearly, the whole concept is supposed to be some weird twist on Christmas. Suffice to say, it was a grand success because it hardly gets more bizarre than this.
Say Hello To Bigfoot
Who would have thought Bigfoot was a lovely but quietly displeased married woman? Jokes aside, this woman clearly doesn’t appreciate her Christmas gift, and she might not see the joke either. That doesn’t mean she looks any less hilarious, though.
Making clever and cheerful jokes at your loved ones’ expense is a common practice during popular festivities. We can bet she was silently plotting how to get her revenge as she stood there. Ten bucks say she would have got her husband an equally or even more ridiculous outfit to even the score the following Christmas.
Christmas time. The season to be jolly and the time for everyone to get into the spirit of carols, eggnog, and every store blasting Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas.” But it’s also a time when people are desperately trying to find the perfect gift for those nearest and dearest to them.
Of course, not everyone gets it right, and this is often to hilarious effect. From buying grandma skimpy underwear to her returning the favor with one of the ugliest sweaters you’ve ever seen, Christmas gifts can get nasty; all we can do is sit back, read on, and laugh out loud.
The Hilarious Handerpants
Handerpants might just be the funniest thing we’ve seen since people joked about funny first-world problems. You can’t miss the play on words. Even your keyboard’s auto-correct would try to change the word to “Underpants.” They’re hand gloves that have been made to look like underpants.
This hilarious joke was reportedly discovered in 2011 at an Archie McPhee store by a blog named Laughing Squid. If you want to get something like this to crack up your friends and family during the holidays, they cost about $12 to $14 on Amazon.
Christmas Decorations That Shouldn’t Be Used
This is one of those images where you can’t pinpoint exactly what’s wrong, but you know something’s not right. It might be the hand of Santa’s elf that’s shaped like a phallic symbol or the spooky frame behind it that looks like something from a scary movie.
The snowman looks like he wishes he was made from actual snow, while Santa’s coat isn’t red and white but red and yellow. If the advice isn’t apparent already, we’ll spell it out: take a very good look at your Christmas ornaments before buying them.
This Is What You Give Someone Who Has Everything
What do you give someone who has everything? This person seems to have found the answer: a belly button lint brush. If you were wondering, a belly button lint brush is exactly what it says; a brush that cleans out the lint from belly buttons.
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