Listen everyday USA!!!!!.....couples get married ......so big fucking deal!!!!!! ....let me tell you newlyweds ......that shit gets old .......look at the top 3 richest guys on the planet .......divorced ...........they gets sick of pounding the same meat .......it's a fucking fact ......show me a beautiful women........... and i will show you guy sick of her ass/vag/titties .......j-lo............ ben affleck ....even marc anthony ....and A-rod .........got sick of her latin temper..........she is jenny from the block .......but she cannot keep cock .......my haiku poetry for today ....that is all you are getting .....simple ......listen something change in a woman when you sign on that dotted line ........called the marriage certificate .........everything is fine up until then .......i would say ....... 90% of the time it is woman's fault !!!!!!!.........yes !!....... call me misogynist ............i do not care ......
Here is why all marriage fails ......
Women trade sex for love .......................
Men trade love for sex ......................and for some strange unbeknownst reason ........women interrupt that equation ......and that is why men stray ........men only commuicate through sex .......it's a fact ......... straight hot blooded men........... love pussy .....otherwise......... you a fucking spineless bitch .......when you leave the house....... with a empty sack .......you are not looking to empty your sack into another recipient .........but if your sack is full ....(.it is what we call the blue ball syndrome) .............and you see a recipient ........ who may want you to empty the sack into her ..........that is the problem ......!!!!!!!.....and it happens a lot ......
John Mulaney and Olivia Munn are married: From undercover couple to newlyweds
It's been a true whirlwind for the pair since they coupled up in 2021.
Olivia Munn and John Mulaney are officially married.
The couple tied the knot over Fourth of July weekend at a friend's home in New York. Their 2-year-old son, Malcolm Hiệp, was in attendance at the small ceremony officiated by Munn's Newsroom co-star Sam Waterston.
It's been a true whirlwind for the pair since they coupled up in 2021 — he got divorced, they had their son and she was diagnosed with breast cancer — making for a dizzying few years. Sprinkled on top has been immense public interest in their romance.
Here, we look at the couple's road to the altar — the highs, lows and in between...
2013: Boy meets girl at Seth Meyers's Martha's Vineyard, Mass., wedding
Mulaney was otherwise engaged, literally — to artist Anna Marie Tendler, whom he had been in a relationship with since 2010 — but Munn, who was there with another Saturday Night Live alum, Will Forte, recalled being "obsessed" with befriending him at the wedding.
"I was like, 'Oh my gosh, do you and your fiancée want to go have dinner or something?'" Munn told HuffPost in 2015. "At first it was cool, and then I kept going up to him at the wedding like, 'So you having fun?' I was just so obsessed with hanging out with and talking with him.'" She later emailed him, and he never wrote back. "I might've got the wrong email — probably. That's what I tell myself."
Mulaney wrote an article about the wedding for Vogue, which featured a photo of Munn with bride Alexi Ashe.
Mulaney went on to marry Tendler the next year — interestingly, also over July 4th weekend like his second wedding — while Munn began a relationship with NFL star Aaron Rodgers.
2017: Munn and Rodgers split. She tries to get Mulaney's attention during a TV special.
While taping Jon Stewart's Night of Too Many Stars for HBO, the former Daily Show correspondent tried to get Mulaney to talk to her on camera as he exited the stage. "Hi, John," she said in the clip, but he ignored her.
2020: Mulaney goes to rehab. Munn expresses support in now-viral tweet.
Mulaney had an addiction relapse and went to rehab in September. He had a sobriety slip right after, returning to rehab in December for 60 more days of treatment.
When news broke he was in treatment the second time, Munn was among the celebrities who publicly expressed support. "Sending SO MUCH love and support to John Mulaney," she wrote on X, formerly Twitter, in December. "You got this."
After it was reported that they were dating, her resurfaced tweet went viral and became a meme (see: "Sending SO MUCH Love And Support"). The tweet has since been deleted.
2021: Mulaney separates from Tendler, confirms Munn relationship and welcomes a baby with Munn (whew!)
Mulaney completed 60 days of treatment and left rehab in February. He lived in a sober house for a month and a half. On May 10, he filed for divorce from Tendler, who issued a statement describing herself as "heartbroken." Three days later, it was reported he was dating Munn.
In late May, a rumor surfaced on TikTok that Munn was pregnant. It's crickets from their camps as they kept things low-key. They're photographed for the first time in June.
In September, Mulaney confirmed on Meyers's late night show that he and Munn were dating and expecting a child. He went deep into outlining his version of their relationship timeline to clarify speculation it overlapped with his marriage. He claimed he moved out of the home he shared with Tendler in October 2020, moved to L.A. after rehab and started dating Munn in the spring of 2021.
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