Saturday, July 13, 2024

ASK ME DO I GIVE A FLYING FUCK ..........

 

Listen everyday USA!!!!!.....couples  get  married  ......so  big fucking deal!!!!!!  ....let me tell you newlyweds ......that shit gets old  .......look at the top 3 richest guys on the planet .......divorced ...........they gets sick of pounding  the  same  meat .......it's a  fucking fact ......show me a  beautiful women........... and i will show you guy sick of  her   ass/vag/titties .......j-lo............ ben affleck  ....even marc anthony  ....and  A-rod  .........got  sick of  her   latin temper..........she  is jenny from the block .......but she cannot  keep cock .......my haiku poetry for today ....that is  all you are  getting .....simple ......listen something change in a  woman   when you sign on that dotted  line  ........called the marriage  certificate .........everything is  fine up until  then  .......i would  say .......  90%  of the  time it is  woman's  fault !!!!!!!.........yes  !!....... call me  misogynist ............i do not  care  ......

Here is why  all marriage fails ......

Women trade sex for love .......................

Men trade love for sex ......................and for  some strange unbeknownst reason ........women interrupt that   equation ......and that  is  why  men  stray ........men  only commuicate  through sex  .......it's a  fact  .........  straight hot blooded  men........... love     pussy  .....otherwise.........  you a  fucking spineless  bitch .......when you  leave the house.......  with a empty  sack .......you are not  looking to empty your  sack into  another  recipient .........but if your sack is full ....(.it is  what we call the blue ball syndrome) .............and you  see  a recipient ........ who may want you to empty the sack into her ..........that is   the problem ......!!!!!!!.....and it happens a lot  ......



John Mulaney and Olivia Munn are married: From undercover couple to newlyweds

It's been a true whirlwind for the pair since they coupled up in 2021.

John Mulaney and Olivia Munn attend the 2024 Vanity Fair Oscar Party on March 10, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California. (Lionel Hahn/Getty Images)

Olivia Munn and John Mulaney are officially married.

The couple tied the knot over Fourth of July weekend at a friend's home in New York. Their 2-year-old son, Malcolm Hiệp, was in attendance at the small ceremony officiated by Munn's Newsroom co-star Sam Waterston.

It's been a true whirlwind for the pair since they coupled up in 2021 — he got divorced, they had their son and she was diagnosed with breast cancer — making for a dizzying few years. Sprinkled on top has been immense public interest in their romance.

Here, we look at the couple's road to the altar — the highs, lows and in between...

Mulaney was otherwise engaged, literally — to artist Anna Marie Tendler, whom he had been in a relationship with since 2010 — but Munn, who was there with another Saturday Night Live alum, Will Forte, recalled being "obsessed" with befriending him at the wedding.

"I was like, 'Oh my gosh, do you and your fiancée want to go have dinner or something?'" Munn told HuffPost in 2015. "At first it was cool, and then I kept going up to him at the wedding like, 'So you having fun?' I was just so obsessed with hanging out with and talking with him.'" She later emailed him, and he never wrote back. "I might've got the wrong email — probably. That's what I tell myself."

Mulaney wrote an article about the wedding for Vogue, which featured a photo of Munn with bride Alexi Ashe.

Mulaney went on to marry Tendler the next year — interestingly, also over July 4th weekend like his second wedding — while Munn began a relationship with NFL star Aaron Rodgers.

While taping Jon Stewart's Night of Too Many Stars for HBO, the former Daily Show correspondent tried to get Mulaney to talk to her on camera as he exited the stage. "Hi, John," she said in the clip, but he ignored her.

Mulaney had an addiction relapse and went to rehab in September. He had a sobriety slip right after, returning to rehab in December for 60 more days of treatment.

When news broke he was in treatment the second time, Munn was among the celebrities who publicly expressed support. "Sending SO MUCH love and support to John Mulaney," she wrote on X, formerly Twitter, in December. "You got this."

After it was reported that they were dating, her resurfaced tweet went viral and became a meme (see: "Sending SO MUCH Love And Support"). The tweet has since been deleted.

Mulaney completed 60 days of treatment and left rehab in February. He lived in a sober house for a month and a half. On May 10, he filed for divorce from Tendler, who issued a statement describing herself as "heartbroken." Three days later, it was reported he was dating Munn.

Olivia Munn and John Mulaney holding hands on a New York City street
Mulaney and Munn in New York City in June 2022. (MEGA/GC Images)

In late May, a rumor surfaced on TikTok that Munn was pregnant. It's crickets from their camps as they kept things low-key. They're photographed for the first time in June.

In September, Mulaney confirmed on Meyers's late night show that he and Munn were dating and expecting a child. He went deep into outlining his version of their relationship timeline to clarify speculation it overlapped with his marriage. He claimed he moved out of the home he shared with Tendler in October 2020, moved to L.A. after rehab and started dating Munn in the spring of 2021.


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