I used to like tweeting ......but then i got kicked off....... for being very .......very bad.....(my very bad is really fucking nasty ,,,,).....but that is perception .....one man nasty is another man's normal .........right!!!!! ..... .....that is when that liberal prick ...... jack dorsey had it ....i hated him...... like mark zucherberg hypocritical bastards ......but they do not care .......anyways before i veer off track....... here are some brit tweets ........
19 British Tweets That Cracked Us Up This Week
"brits love saying ‘oh here comes trouble!’ and it’s just a middle aged woman in a polka dotted top"
1.
https://t.co/HyCM0QuhUz pic.twitter.com/GleChpcwi8
— loveofhuns x (@loveofhuns) May 17, 2023
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2.
My age mates are now posting whatsapp stories. Yeah they’re all auntied and uncled off.
— T (@MrTund) May 18, 2023
3.
The intern at ITV2 just fell to their knees https://t.co/awm9m1vp8S
— andrew (@floellaumbagabe) May 16, 2023
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4.
Just nipping into the Esso garage for a nice tall glass of Coke with a slice of lemon pic.twitter.com/Z9z2IpfSPz
— Stuart McPherson (@StuartMcP) May 17, 2023
5.
Wow so no bank holiday tomorrow fr ?🥲
— kossy🌹 (@brendaukxo) May 14, 2023
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6.
at this point watching love island has become like jury duty for me, i’m not really enjoying it but i have to be involved https://t.co/iQhpNmRdxP
— Ruby Naldrett (@rubynaldrett) May 17, 2023
7.
https://t.co/vjERmafCie pic.twitter.com/SII5cPVV6Y
— cinnamon apple 🍏 (@konylishious) May 16, 2023
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8.
My sister sent me this photo of a menu she saw on holiday and I'm crying. pic.twitter.com/piPtJSFtIY
— Suicidal Dracula (@500cigarettes) May 13, 2023
9.
Louis Walsh never said “You look like a pop star, you sound like a pop star. You are a pop star!” And I’ll die on this hill. Provide me with video evidence of him saying it I beg you.
— harry x (@harryjonesxx) May 15, 2023
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10.
Viewers and journalists eagerly tuning into This Morning for the latest on Phil and Holly
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) May 15, 2023
This Morning: pic.twitter.com/wvnWrRHSVz
11.
I said bitch WHERE?? pic.twitter.com/FgoEUH4PeZ
— Dan 🪩 (@bydanram) May 13, 2023
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12.
brits love saying ‘oh here comes trouble!’ and it’s just a middle aged woman in a polka dotted top
— kim fox’s krusty fringe (@felonioustwunk) May 13, 2023
13.
not seen a single “feeling like floyd in this may weather ☀️” tweet, we’re in the trenches fam. https://t.co/eXKWzoJqCo
— yoruba angel. (@purestformula) May 12, 2023
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14.
The fire department are trying to show they're supportive but I'm fully dying at the implication that we will simply just all burn pic.twitter.com/ufKq0m67BO
— Jazz ⧗ (@DerpSwan) May 13, 2023
15.
NO NOTES HERE https://t.co/oKeB2syVvv pic.twitter.com/D13dC3I9L3
— Beth McColl (@imbethmccoll) May 16, 2023
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16.
I know a while back we'd slag Americans for being too sensitive around the word cunt but I feel like they've overcorrected.
— Chris Thorburn (@CBThorburn) May 18, 2023
17.
I can’t believe I’m about to put on my heating in May…you see what happens when Camilla becomes queen, the spirit of Diana is punishing the country
— ada enechi (@adaenechi) May 12, 2023
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18.
Over the last 8 years of living in South London, there has been at least one copy of Hellraiser on VHS on top of the bus stop at East Street.
— Jack Rogers (@JackMRog) May 13, 2023
The most I have ever seen up there is three. No idea how they get there, no idea who regulates it. But it has always been one of my… pic.twitter.com/cPg5iEt1lw
19.
me coming for your family 😈 #Eurovision pic.twitter.com/6cpFeXLHLz
— Duolingo 🇬🇧 (@duolingoUK) May 13, 2023
19 British Tweets That Cracked Us Up This Week
"brits love saying ‘oh here comes trouble!’ and it’s just a middle aged woman in a polka dotted top"
1.
https://t.co/HyCM0QuhUz pic.twitter.com/GleChpcwi8
— loveofhuns x (@loveofhuns) May 17, 2023
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2.
My age mates are now posting whatsapp stories. Yeah they’re all auntied and uncled off.
— T (@MrTund) May 18, 2023
3.
The intern at ITV2 just fell to their knees https://t.co/awm9m1vp8S
— andrew (@floellaumbagabe) May 16, 2023
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4.
Just nipping into the Esso garage for a nice tall glass of Coke with a slice of lemon pic.twitter.com/Z9z2IpfSPz
— Stuart McPherson (@StuartMcP) May 17, 2023
5.
Wow so no bank holiday tomorrow fr ?🥲
— kossy🌹 (@brendaukxo) May 14, 2023
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6.
at this point watching love island has become like jury duty for me, i’m not really enjoying it but i have to be involved https://t.co/iQhpNmRdxP
— Ruby Naldrett (@rubynaldrett) May 17, 2023
7.
https://t.co/vjERmafCie pic.twitter.com/SII5cPVV6Y
— cinnamon apple 🍏 (@konylishious) May 16, 2023
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8.
My sister sent me this photo of a menu she saw on holiday and I'm crying. pic.twitter.com/piPtJSFtIY
— Suicidal Dracula (@500cigarettes) May 13, 2023
9.
Louis Walsh never said “You look like a pop star, you sound like a pop star. You are a pop star!” And I’ll die on this hill. Provide me with video evidence of him saying it I beg you.
— harry x (@harryjonesxx) May 15, 2023
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10.
Viewers and journalists eagerly tuning into This Morning for the latest on Phil and Holly
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) May 15, 2023
This Morning: pic.twitter.com/wvnWrRHSVz
11.
I said bitch WHERE?? pic.twitter.com/FgoEUH4PeZ
— Dan 🪩 (@bydanram) May 13, 2023
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12.
brits love saying ‘oh here comes trouble!’ and it’s just a middle aged woman in a polka dotted top
— kim fox’s krusty fringe (@felonioustwunk) May 13, 2023
13.
not seen a single “feeling like floyd in this may weather ☀️” tweet, we’re in the trenches fam. https://t.co/eXKWzoJqCo
— yoruba angel. (@purestformula) May 12, 2023
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14.
The fire department are trying to show they're supportive but I'm fully dying at the implication that we will simply just all burn pic.twitter.com/ufKq0m67BO
— Jazz ⧗ (@DerpSwan) May 13, 2023
15.
NO NOTES HERE https://t.co/oKeB2syVvv pic.twitter.com/D13dC3I9L3
— Beth McColl (@imbethmccoll) May 16, 2023
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16.
I know a while back we'd slag Americans for being too sensitive around the word cunt but I feel like they've overcorrected.
— Chris Thorburn (@CBThorburn) May 18, 2023
17.
I can’t believe I’m about to put on my heating in May…you see what happens when Camilla becomes queen, the spirit of Diana is punishing the country
— ada enechi (@adaenechi) May 12, 2023
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18.
Over the last 8 years of living in South London, there has been at least one copy of Hellraiser on VHS on top of the bus stop at East Street.
— Jack Rogers (@JackMRog) May 13, 2023
The most I have ever seen up there is three. No idea how they get there, no idea who regulates it. But it has always been one of my… pic.twitter.com/cPg5iEt1lw
19.
me coming for your family 😈 #Eurovision pic.twitter.com/6cpFeXLHLz
— Duolingo 🇬🇧 (@duolingoUK) May 13, 2023
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