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 They only need to speak .....that's it !!!!!!....a woman speak french ......i mean........ a proper  french woman .......not a  fucking french canadian woman .........they totally fuck up the whole french  language .........its the worst nasteiest thing to hear  is  french canadian ......shite ........its a bastard french........  like haitian  ......like cubans......no offence....... i like them  but  Spanish  they do not  speak castillian   ............ or like american english........ they bastardize the English  language to death ........they take it .......and use it in lazy  ways........  the worst is cajun bayou .......  sort of butchered  French ........  that's a total,.......   fucking redneck swamp ass fucking shite french ......... that''s  worse than creole .......which is bad enough........ sorry it's the truth  the whole truth and  etc ....etc .....like me i do not like  commas  full stops ......and all that bollocks ....so instead i set my only way by  using a series of  full stops .......why  ....well its  like a pause  for thought /air/food/pussy/tea/coffee/snacks/porn/tv/a shite/a pee/a mooch ........whatever i  need   .....so i do  a  series of  dots   ...it's a sort of  bastradization .....but i lie it  it's my style   .....and my blog   ....so i really do not give a  flying  fuck ......................(long pause ).........i guess  each to its  own  ....how  do  accents derivce  too i  often wonder  about that .........anyways  no biggie ........or is it ?.................

10 Subtle Secrets French Women Use To Seduce Men

Sarah Harrison - Tuesday
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Have you ever looked at a French woman and wondered: What makes her so sexy and so alluring? What is it that gives them that certain je ne sais quoi that appears to come so simply to them?

One woman sought to find out these answers. Jamie Cat Callan, the author of the 2009 book, French Women Don’t Sleep Alone, is American, but grew up with a French grandmother.

She realized that French women had a certain something that Americans just don’t seem to have. So, she went to France to learn how they achieve that seemingly effortless mix of charm and seduction.

How do French women seduce men? Here are her ten biggest takeaways: 

1. Stop dating

French women don't date — yes, really! Start by getting off the dating treadmill and meeting your man in the context of a group of friends and admiring men.

RELATED: 8 Dating Mistakes That Secretly Reveal You're Not Ready For Love

2. Throw a party

And not just any party — an actual grown-up fete. Let's leave those rowdy college parties with cheap beer and too-loud music in the past. Think more of Breakfast at Tiffany's, instead of basically every movie set in college ever.

Besides, what better way is there to prove to everyone you know that you're a sophisticated, worldly woman than with a memorable get-together? Invite both old and new friends. Show off your culinary and entertaining skills.

3. Walk the walk

French women walk everywhere. Yes, it's great exercise, but they also are doing it to be seen.

When you go for a walk with a potential lover, he doesn’t know it's a date. Plus, he sees other men looking at you, so he knows there's competition.

4. Get offline and get in line

French women prefer it the old-school way, so shut Tinder down for a little while.

They meet men in museums, bars and at parties (didn't we already mention how important parties are?). Being charming and a little bit seductive is a matter of survival, so they'll chat up everyone.

RELATED: How To Get A Boyfriend In 10 Simple Steps

5. Fraternize on the job

Ditch the genderless business suit and wear something a bit come-hither.

But always keep it classy, of course, especially in a work setting. There are plenty of ways to look chic and stand out, without compromising certain in-office dress codes.

6. Be natural

The French look is all about nature. This means choosing one body part and showing it off. Less is more, ladies.

7. Say hello to your ex

You'll never know when you'll need a date or someone to add to your coterie, so there's no reason not to remain cordial, at least.

RELATED: Why He Keeps You Around Even If He Doesn't Want A Relationship

8. Create a coterie

This is the all-important group of friends with whom you go to bars, museums, and concerts. It's basically a classier, more sophisticated-sounding term for "squad."

9. Get smart

There's truly nothing sexier than intelligence. French women know that being brainy is hot. They never just rely on their stunning looks and great fashion sense to get them through life.

10. You have the right to be moody

That's right, girl! Express yourself. Don't ever hide any of your emotions. Let yourself be the complicated, beautiful woman that you really are.

You are ze woman. He is ze man. You are passionate! Do you have ze problem with that? Life is a whole lot more fun when you're not trying to act sane all the time!

RELATED: 6 Ways To Be Mysterious When Flirting With A Guy Over Text

Sarah Harrison is an editor and content strategist whose work has appeared in The Guardian, Vice, The New York Times, The Independent, and Psychology Today. 

This article originally appeared on YourTango



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