I am not sure about anyone else ....but i hate beer ......it looks like piss ....yellow ....(most of it).........and foamy .....just like urine .....and the worst i ever tasted was american beer .......fucking shite/weak/nasty/......especially that busch shite .........and budweiser although its owned by a brazillian corp now i think.......the real beer is bavarian german shite ......of course it is!!!!! germans and beer ......it's like they wre born to drink .....they have oktoberfest ....basically thousands of drunks descend upon germany ....and drink themselves into oblivion..........been there .....not drinking ...but been there .....however beer goes way back before Christianity .......so we all know where all the lies and bullshit for all bibles and such like came from ......drunks ....old bastards drinking ......and lying and telling bullshit stories.....you know how it is...... people get to drinking and once they had beers ......its bullshit time ....all the stupid barflies start spinning yarns .......like fisherman ......drinking and fishing .......goes hand in hand ....that's why fisherman lie about their catch ....bragging and beer ........However beer is responsible for many........ many........ many and i mean unwanted pregnancies .......and deaths in drunk driving ....you heard it before ...."well your honour....... i got to getting a few cold brewskies in me".....next thing i woke up in the middle of the road and there were three dead folk" .......
I just do not like beer but it gets ugly chicks and guys laid ....so there is an upside ....to it ......i hate the smell of it ...and stale beer .....i don't like to see girls drink beer form bottles ....maybe i am a snob ....i highly doubt it ......just i have my quirks .....like girls wearing jeans ......not sure why ....but i find it unhygenic ......However ......i hope you enjoy the whole beer education ..........salud/skol/cheers/slante.....etc etc .....
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