All you wanted to know about beer .....

 

I am not sure about anyone else ....but i hate beer ......it looks like piss ....yellow ....(most of it).........and foamy .....just like urine .....and the worst  i ever tasted was  american beer .......fucking shite/weak/nasty/......especially that busch shite .........and budweiser although its owned by a brazillian corp now i think.......the real beer is  bavarian german shite ......of course it is!!!!!  germans and beer ......it's like they wre born to drink .....they have oktoberfest ....basically thousands of drunks descend upon germany ....and drink themselves into oblivion..........been there  .....not drinking  ...but been there .....however  beer goes way back before Christianity .......so we all know  where all the lies and bullshit  for all bibles and such like  came from ......drunks ....old  bastards drinking ......and  lying and telling bullshit stories.....you know how it is...... people get to drinking and once they had beers  ......its bullshit time ....all the  stupid barflies start spinning yarns .......like fisherman ......drinking and fishing .......goes hand in hand  ....that's why fisherman lie about their catch ....bragging and beer ........However beer is responsible for many........ many........ many and i mean  unwanted pregnancies .......and deaths in drunk driving ....you heard it before  ...."well your honour....... i got to getting a few cold brewskies in me".....next thing i woke up in the middle of the road and there were  three dead folk" .......

I just do not like beer but it gets ugly chicks and guys laid ....so there is  an upside ....to it ......i hate the smell of it ...and stale beer .....i don't like to see girls drink beer form bottles  ....maybe i am a snob ....i highly doubt it ......just i have my quirks .....like girls wearing jeans ......not sure why ....but i find it unhygenic ......However ......i hope you enjoy the whole  beer  education ..........salud/skol/cheers/slante.....etc etc .....


How Beer Is Pretty Much Old As Time Itself

 | Ish Bautista
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