coffee .......

I got to thinking .... It struck me when ar that moment as an avid coffee drinker ...... There is some sort of fucking scam going on in the coffee world ...... For instance .... Here is what the fuck I noticed ....... Are you ready ..... You will notice this ........ When you go to a bog standard shithole hole diner ........ And as for coffee you get coffee ..... Price ranging from buck ninety five ...... To two fifty ........ Go to a coffee house ...... They call it  cafe..... With strange names like Americano ...... Con leche ...... Etc etc ...... Three buck twenty five to nearly four ........... Go to one of these continental deals with the pretentious lions. And faux marble ...... Then it becomes..... Kafe ...... You are up about four bucks 
.... To four twenty five ........ Then you go to a gourmet Italian restaurant ....... Then it suddenly becomes  kaffe`....... Then it suddenly becomes four seventy five to five dollars twenty five ............ I mean don't get me wrong I like coffee as much as the next cunt ....... But names and prices .......... That's the tourist trap ....... And those cunts at Starbucks.  ..... With the frappa cappa Chino ..... Hal soy ..... Half foam.      Ninety degs ..... Half syrup ..... Half chocolate ......... Double foam ......double Expresso shot ...... And they charge you like seven bucks ...... You fucking arsehole ..... Fuck you Starbucks your coffee tastes like feet and arse ...... The owner must be sitting in.his mansion in sag harbour laughing his arse off........ Joe Schwartz ....... And heard some of these places are folding ....... Well all I can say is good riddance ........ 
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