beards.......... i have said this


Listen i have said this time and time again .....beards are very unhygenic ....its a known fact ....no only do they take work .......but every time you go for a shit .....micro biloigical particles of dookie......shit ....crap .....excriment ....plume from the shitter ....right into your beard ....its been tested there is more  dookie in a beard than you think ....and you are kissing whoever....boy ......goat.....sibling ........auntie.....depending where you live ....what you like ....or are into .....none of  my business .......

I can't fucking grow a beard ........
i wouldnt have one....... as i am a germaphobe .....and pubes around my face ........would make me nuts ........because all beards are ......are pubes ........nothing else .........you are sporting pubes on your face .........its pubic hair ......it has the same consistency as that shit around your ballsack .....notice your heard its not that rough ....that is balls sack hair ......some guys think they are cool .........becasue they look like gay........ modern day wyatt erp looking lumberjacks ......but no!!!!!!!! !!!!!!....you look like it ......... but you could only survive in starbucks .....your chances of living n the woods ......... are slim to absolute fuck all ......you whine about fucking latte you bitch ......what would you be like  when some deliverance mother fuckers  show up and rale you like a pig !!!!!!!whee wheeeeee!!!!   just saying  .........dressing in a tweed shirt........ and looking like a  mining....... tree cutting ......cowboy .....is no fun......... if you are being  slammed  by half a dozen mooonshiners ........beards are germ traps .....go check ....i am just ripping on beardies ....not my game ....i guess  women like them.........becaue they are flavour savers .......so after you munch on their camel toe .....their clit juice is jammed in your beard .........they like the taste of their own cavern ......just a fact jack!!!!!!!! .....i am just  putting my spin on shit ......you are on your own ......wyatt!!!!!!!


The Surprising Ways Having A Beard Can Impact Your Health

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Beards. They may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but there’s little doubt that they’ve become a major male fashion accessory in the 21st century. Everyone from Prince Harry to Jake Gyllenhaal has been seen rocking one. But the question should be asked: do the men behind those famous beards know the surprising health consequences of pos





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