I have to say.....i have never ever .....gave a fuck about Ben and Jerry's ice cream .......why .......well .........i am not a great fan of ice cream at all .......i am not a slave to consumerism.... .....and be told by advertisers what to eat ..........
First of ........ i think its pretty shit ....... i have eaten it .....if you have eaten one ice cream .......i think you have scoffed them all...........unless you are a chick with a heavy period ....... and scream ......and throw shit..... and consume a gallon of rocky road bollocks ..........i thought Ben and Jerry's was invented for mentally unbalanced pre- menstrual chicks ...........who wore bad grey sweat pants ...... screamed ........ cried at steel magnolias ....... and threw shit at their bearded pussy whipped boyfriends... ......who cried with them like bitches ........
ice cream .......is fucking ice cream ....... and some people........ like the wine guzzling fuckers....... say its great ........its mass produced bollocks .......so in essence ..... my point is .......i do not give a fuck about Ben and Jerrys....... and as far as i am concerned ........ they can both take a flying corporate fuck ...........
however .......my whine is about they are banning ice cream in the ever so cultured Australia ......... you know ........ the penal colony .........where all the brit bastards were sent to like a prison ........and then became a civilized fucking shit hole
Australia.......... like America....... is not that fucking old maybe 300 years ........they say Australians ......... are just British people ........with their brains kicked in .........who cares .....not i .....they love their cricket ........ and their shitty fosters beer......... saying g'day mate .........i think their biggest export was crocodile Dundee .......and then fosters .........they have outback steakhouse ....... which is about Australian as mickey mouse ........Australian food is shite ........ its fried and really is not what you would find .......i have been too many outbacks and never met an Aussie
Well Ben and Jerrys........ is about to ban ice cream ......... because of marriage equality ,.,,....do Australians really give a monkies fuck .......Australia is still a fucking desert ........ and the place is fucking not that great ........i have been there ........and the women are not that great......... i was disappointed when i went to bondi beach.......... and could not get on the beach for needles because of the heroin junkies .........Australias coast is so huge the drugs flood australia ......... and its full of Asians .......and gangs .......... frighting for the drug trade ........lets start shooting and executing the users ......... and the trade will slow down .............i don't give a fuck ......... whether they shoot the users or both ............it has to stop somewhere .........
So Ben and Jerry's ice cream ...........its loaded with fat and sugar ......... like all ice creams ......its packaged nice with all the flavours ....i have never ever bought it ......and i guess pusyywhipped guys have to ........i think they are in tow with tampax ......... the period people......... because ......... when girls start to bleed ............ they eat that stuff like fucking animals .......maybe ben and Jerrys have clitoris and are hemaphrodites .........
Ice cream......... is overrated ......and over priced its good to shut kids to fuck up........ and use when your on a date ......... because all bitches want ice cream .......... you know the dating ritual stupidity ....... for all the foolish lovers .............that's why you see them near ..........where couples go .......you know the dinner ........ the shopping ....... the ice cream ......the coffee .....all so the guy can get laid ......sometimes not .......
Ben & Jerry's bans the double scoop until Australia has marriage equality
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Ben & Jerry’s has announced that it will ban customers at its Australian stores from ordering two scoops of the same ice cream flavour in protest of Australia's inaction on marriage equality. The decision has been met with mixed reaction.
Ben & Jerry’s bans two scoops of same flavor until marriage equality comes to Australia http://www.gaystarnews.com/article/ben-jerrys-marriage-equality-australia/ … #LoveIsLove

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