Monday, December 24, 2012

realty TV all time low series ....AMISH MAFIA......

I have  known  for a long time  TV is  a  pile, but  somewhat  entertaining ....cable is  made  up , of  a few  hundred  or  so   programmes  ,mostly  which  are   fodder  ,for the mindless  shopper,i have  myself,had  a couple of  bargains  from  the  illustrious  QVC .... i do admit  ......every now and then   ,do  come  up  with a  good  ,hard to resist bargain....
But i have seen reality TV go to its  lowest reality  TV show  yet ......Amish Mafia ......now  i  am  not sure  about you, ,but i have  been to  pensylvania ....if you are  really  wanting cold weather.....and  mountains  and like desolation  .....then pennsylvania  is  for you ......it really does  not have  a lot of  redeeming qualities ....it  does  however  offer  a  reality show  on  how  to  get fucked  every  day,  in   the city of brotherly love   ...for  parking......... ( parking wars )..... ( another  desperate  attempt  to  feed the mindless  empty headed  TV  junkies  with undereducated  people  squabbling  about their  bad  indecisions).....nice if you like  that  life ......not for  me i like a  stress  free  life  ....

But they have  found   a  band  of  Amish people  that  are  so called   mafia ....they  pimp out  buggies  and  race  and  act all  bad  ass in peasant  clothing ......see i am not sure  what your  definition of  mafia  is ...but...i was under the illusion,  that  mafia  added up to  money laundering/extortion /prostitution/gambling/money lending /oh and  of  course their  fav of all pastimes  execution !!!!!!!........

Now i have  been to  pennsylvania , on  a few occasions, and  funnily  enough  met a  few  amish people and  bought  honey  from them ......and i have  to say ,the chance of  any criminal or  violent activity  procuring from  this  band  of  people  seems  totally impossible ......
Amish  people   do not use  electricity ....so how  the  hell  are  they  gonna  electrocute  you  or   cut you  up  with a   zaw-saw....they are  peasants /broke ...they  eeek out a  living  selling  furniture  and  bread  and   home  made  shit  and   crappy  over priced  furniture  made  by  hand  /and  wear terrible  clothing .....i am   having  difficulty   trying to  figure  out  ,   how  TV  execs   found  a   criminal  element  in a bunch of   broke ass   backward simple  peasant  people .......of  course  unless there is  honey  laundering ......or  controlling hay   for  the  cows   but that  does not  inject  to the  criminal  empire  somehow.......
  Also  you  could  not  run  a  prostitution  ring because  the  women  are  fucking hideous  and   very  nasty  dressed ......so what in the hells  name   could   there  be  in  the  amish  existence  that  qualifies  them  as  mafia  ......

Of  course unless you a  married  white  TV  exec   and you consider   anything  other  than  going to  JC pennney's  with you  wife,  is  criminal     then you   truly have  a   TV  show  for    really   backward  white  people .....strapping and  engine  to  an  amish  buggy  is  not    mafia    its  called   : i  wanna  get  somewhere  to day , for fucks  sake   ....not in a  week....fighting  ....well  why  would  you  not  fight if  you live  in  pennsylvania   thats  enough reason to  fight  for  fucks  sake.....
These  people  have to  be the most uninteresting /boring/ broke  people   apart  from their  fellow  quakers   ....in modern society   ....i mean in the amish  community  how   fricking  gangster  can you  get...... these  are  peaceful  people .....and  maybe their   kids  are  fucking pissed  off  with  living a  broke ass  life and  having  to date  in a buggy that  does like  10 miles a  week  and  has  candles  and your  parents  tag  along .....when you see hotties   ....who  would not  want to  be  amish  ...its  for  old  people  and their  is  nothing  to be  gained  from  being  amish   except boring and  broke   pure  and  simple ...
I know  now   reality  TV  is   nothing  more  than a  pile  of  shit  pure and  simple  .......   

the free world ......!!!!not

my face book rant thought i may as well post it here  and spdread the  word why not  !!!!!!!enjoy or not ........ its  a free world !!!!!or...