Dark times, I tell you! Just look at what the best Japanese melons in Japan are going for. Dark times.
Means $12,000 Melons
Dark times, I tell you! Just look at what the best Japanese melons in Japan are going for. Dark times.
See, every year, top grade Yubari melons fetch astounding prices. The melons are lovingly grown in Hokkaido greenhouses. This year, the prices were somewhat less astounding (but still bonkers).
In 2008, two Yubari melons commanded ¥2.5 million (over US$30,000) and in 2007, two top grade melons fetched ¥2 million (around $25,000). But after the economy went south, so did the melon prices, hitting ¥500,000 ($6,000) for two top grade melons.
.........Listen up i dont know about you ,i do like melons ones that are grown in the ground and ones that are abundant on females ...but thats another blog .....
My point is i love melons, great fruit..good for you in all aspects ......but 12g"s/12k for a melon ...okay so they are grown in hokkaido greenhouses ......what the f*** does that mean ,.............now if they were grown in the cleavage of a very smoking hot geisha girl ,i could get over the price ....buy it no .....fools and their money are easily parted .......just look at the facebook IPO....this you will get later !!!!!...Oh and bernie maddoff.....yes he did did'nt he ....and lots of it ...
You see anything only has avalue , when someone is willing to pay for it ,i mean seriously,.............. if you pay or have paid 12k for a melon or any article of fruit or fruits ...............you are either really rich and stupid , like kanye( no mummy) west.....
(.if anyone could arrange me to interview this idiotic.. talenless turd ..and let me ask him how he turned stupidity into a million dollar empire .)........i guess there is a conduit in certain segments of the entertainment business that has to allow for the mentally isufficient. or the reatrded so they do not appear biased in anyways ,....you know how honest and giving the music industry is these days .....
yes value no fruit or thing that deteriorates in a matter of days weeks , has got to be worth that much ...there must be a lot of really stupid people in japan...who would gladly cough up thats sort of money for something that will end up in the toilet bowl as a turd ....
I have have never heard of yaburi or been to yaburi in japan or do i plan to take a trip there but i am sure the soil is the same as anywhere else on mother earth ..
Unless this melon plays pucinis 4 th suite , in b flat major on a s100 year old stradivarious viloin ...speaks 5 languages ....juggles ....manages to pleasure my innner emotions in a tantric spiritual way ...does pick lotto numbers and washes my car .....then i will get my melon at wal-mart ....
its bad enough that the japanese con peple into eating parasite ridden raw fish ,and making it trendy and calling it sushi .........then offloading the shittiest form of entertainment for drunk people karaoke..............becasue we all know drunk people cannot sing for shit i know i grew up in many parties in scotland where singing was mandatory it was traumatizing......
what will the japnese try and sell next .......
See, every year, top grade Yubari melons fetch astounding prices. The melons are lovingly grown in Hokkaido greenhouses. This year, the prices were somewhat less astounding (but still bonkers).
In 2008, two Yubari melons commanded ¥2.5 million (over US$30,000) and in 2007, two top grade melons fetched ¥2 million (around $25,000). But after the economy went south, so did the melon prices, hitting ¥500,000 ($6,000) for two top grade melons.
.........Listen up i dont know about you ,i do like melons ones that are grown in the ground and ones that are abundant on females ...but thats another blog .....
My point is i love melons, great fruit..good for you in all aspects ......but 12g"s/12k for a melon ...okay so they are grown in hokkaido greenhouses ......what the f*** does that mean ,.............now if they were grown in the cleavage of a very smoking hot geisha girl ,i could get over the price ....buy it no .....fools and their money are easily parted .......just look at the facebook IPO....this you will get later !!!!!...Oh and bernie maddoff.....yes he did did'nt he ....and lots of it ...
You see anything only has avalue , when someone is willing to pay for it ,i mean seriously,.............. if you pay or have paid 12k for a melon or any article of fruit or fruits ...............you are either really rich and stupid , like kanye( no mummy) west.....
(.if anyone could arrange me to interview this idiotic.. talenless turd ..and let me ask him how he turned stupidity into a million dollar empire .)........i guess there is a conduit in certain segments of the entertainment business that has to allow for the mentally isufficient. or the reatrded so they do not appear biased in anyways ,....you know how honest and giving the music industry is these days .....
yes value no fruit or thing that deteriorates in a matter of days weeks , has got to be worth that much ...there must be a lot of really stupid people in japan...who would gladly cough up thats sort of money for something that will end up in the toilet bowl as a turd ....
I have have never heard of yaburi or been to yaburi in japan or do i plan to take a trip there but i am sure the soil is the same as anywhere else on mother earth ..
Unless this melon plays pucinis 4 th suite , in b flat major on a s100 year old stradivarious viloin ...speaks 5 languages ....juggles ....manages to pleasure my innner emotions in a tantric spiritual way ...does pick lotto numbers and washes my car .....then i will get my melon at wal-mart ....
its bad enough that the japanese con peple into eating parasite ridden raw fish ,and making it trendy and calling it sushi .........then offloading the shittiest form of entertainment for drunk people karaoke..............becasue we all know drunk people cannot sing for shit i know i grew up in many parties in scotland where singing was mandatory it was traumatizing......
what will the japnese try and sell next .......
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