International Hippie

i went to a  home  show  looking for  an  oversized  shower   head  ....i   approached  a girl asking if  she  had in   her place   of  business  she  said  yes  and  set me  an appointment  thinking this place  is  great...anyways    next  day went  there  to    find  out   to see  if they had  my shower head ...well  to my dissapointment i  never  got my shower  head    ...why you may ask  well  the  sole  purpose  of  my   appointment  to direct  buy  was  to  sell me a   six  thousand   dollar membership....i  do  agree  its a   relatively good  idea  if you  have  bought a house   and  wanted  to save  a money on lots of  stuff  ..but i  did  ask them for the   shower  head  but they   asked  me  to  sit  and watch the video   ..i did    because  i wanted  the sower  head  so  bad ....anyways   never  happened   the girl   was  hot  and  that  helped ....so  i  do  agree with the idea   but  i  think  i  felt misled    or  maybe  i was  expecting too much  from  corporate  world …

everywhere i turn there is  christmas   music  but    people  are  not allowed  to call it  christmas  so what the hell  kind  of  music  is  it now ......i hate  bing crosby  ....christmas is  in the shitter  as  we  know   it becasue  the   attornies  for  all these  so callled  ethnic  people  who want to   bring their   slant to  the  tree    has    made it  all  sour ........listen  i do not give  a rats  ass  where your  from  but when you  come  to america   leave  your  shit at the  baggage  claim  instead  of  rubbing    dwellers  faces into your  cultural  shit  ...if  america  wnat your   culture  they will ask  for it .....i  do not press  the  fact  that american  should  eat haggis  becaus i  am from  scotland   and who the  hell in their right mind  would  want to  consume  that  shit  anyways ...i hate  these  attornie  who   get thepwoer  you know  who these   inept bastards  are they are not  doing  it for cultural  reason   they are doing it  becasue they are money …