Tuesday, September 30, 2025

I THINK ALL FAMILIES ARE FUCKED UP

 

Well i have to say ......i think all families are fucked up some way another   ......they will never  tell you...... or show you ....... my family was  fucking   ridiculous   ......2 sisters .......  and  well  we live in  a  religious   divided  town  .......nothing but troubles  .........that being  catholic and  .....saddest part is ...........the   both pray to same   geezer ........and put money in a  dish ........no money........ no church  ......greatest  fucking scam ever  .......i was  married  to a  woman  form  arkansas .....and that was  a  fucking shambles  ....... if i  ever  saw  it    ...in the most religious  town in arkansas  ........full of  bullshit hypocrites .......anyways ....... enough  already  ....... enjoy these  family horseshite



35 Deeeeeply Shocking Secrets Families Tried To Keep Under Wraps, But Ultimately Failed

Kayla Yandoli
21 min read
35 Deeeeeply Shocking Secrets Families Tried To Keep Under Wraps, But Ultimately Failed

We shared a post where folks got super duper candid and revealed some of their family's juiciest secrets.

Sarah Hyland, Ty Burrell, and Julie Bowen in "Modern Family"
ABC

People had a lot of stories to tell, which inspired our BuzzFeed Community to share some of their own experiences.

Rue McClanahan on "The Golden Girls"
NBC

So, here are some shock, shock, shockinggggg family secrets I'm pretty sure will leave you speechless:

Note: Some submissions include subjects of child abuse and suicide. Please proceed with caution.

1. "In the '80s, when my mom and dad separated, he would pick me up on the weekends to stay with him. One Sunday, when he was bringing me back home, my mom (unprovoked) stabbed my father in the chest. As he lay dying in the hallway, someone called an ambulance. After being in a coma for a week, he miraculously woke up. The hospital was telling my grandma to prepare themselves for his death. When the police came and questioned my dad, he lied and said he had no idea who did it. Even though she almost killed him, he didn't want to see her go to prison. To this day, no one else in the family knows that my mom almost committed murder except for me and them. I was the only witness to the stabbing."

u/CascadeJ1980

2. "My maternal grandparents cheated on each other constantly and lived separately for most of my mom’s childhood. My grandmother chose her affairs at work, but my grandfather trolled for sex workers. Long story short, my grandfather gave my grandmother chlamydia because they were Catholic and didn’t use condoms ever."

—Anonymous

3. "When I turned 18, I got a letter from a distant aunt and uncle whom I hadn't seen since I was a baby. There were hundreds of pictures of me and them together when I was a baby — they used to babysit me a lot and take me on vacations with them. Well, my mom revealed that they used me to smuggle things and that at one point, they literally smuggled cocaine in my diaper!"

u/maid-for-hire

Quinta Brunson in "Abbott Elementary"
ABC

4. "My father told me that my mom (a teacher) used to steal the money for school trips where she worked at. For some twisted reason, she moved my sister and I to the same school. I never understood why the other teachers were so bitter towards us. Apparently there was a big scandal between the teachers, but we had no idea — the worst years of my life, finally explained."

u/nnaralia

5. "My sister took a DNA test to get some insight into her ancestry. When she got her results back, they said 0% Italian, even though our dad is 100% Italian. So she waited for me to take the test and get my results before confronting my parents. And four weeks later, I got them, and sure enough, I also had 0% Italian! The test identified that my dad isn't my biological father, and when we asked my mom about it, she told us that she and my dad had fertility issues, so they went to a sperm bank."

u/3rd_eye

6. "When I was young, I always looked up to my older brother (we are kids of WWII parents). My brother served in the Vietnam War, so they were all my heroes. This one time when I was young, I needed a haircut. I was going on an interview for a company that I badly wanted to be a part of. So my oldest brother said he knew someone who could fix me up. I followed him to an apartment complex where I met this beautiful blonde woman who greeted me with a smile and a hug. She was probably one of the most beautiful women from my childhood. My brother entered the kitchen and introduced her to me formally. And, at that moment, I knew my brother was cheating on my sister-in-law."

"Speed it up to just a few days ago. My brother is on his deathbed and is being given his last rights (he's Catholic), and my sister-in-law is there by his bedside. He confesses his infidelity to her, and she did the same thing to him.

Later, as we were leaving, she asked me if I knew my brother had cheated on her. This I will take to my grave — I never said a word."

—Anonymous

7. "I lived with my in-laws for a few years in a different province than my own. It started great, and we agreed to split the bills 50/50. But then my partner had to pay for their TV and phone bills, and then I paid for all their groceries and dog food. The final straw was after a meager Christmas between my partner and me. They had spent over $100 on each other, and they demanded that I pay the entire month's rent and all of the other additional payments I was making. I couldn't leave because they kept taking all the money I tried saving up. I put my foot down and refused and cut them off of any financial aid, and with the help of my family, I bought a plane ticket and put a down payment on a house far away from them."

"During the months leading up to me leaving, I poured out their bottles of shampoo, laundry soap, and toothpaste. I even started to throw out my mother-in-law's makeup discretely so they would think that they were using too much of it all, and have to pay for more stuff.

It was a petty revenge plan of making them spend close to what I felt like I had to since I had to buy shampoo for both me and everyone else. I'm older, and I regret doing all the petty acts to them, but I'll never forgive them for the years they set me back financially."

—Anonymous

Catherine O'Hara in "Schitt's Creek"
CBC / Pop

8. "I am 43 and recently found out that my grandfather (who passed away before I was born) was in prison when he was 16 for killing his father. There were reports of child and spouse abuse and alcoholism. My family looks at it as he was protecting his siblings. When he got out of prison he met my grandmother, and they had 11 children who were protected until his death."

u/Mimi_Jess

9. "My parents invested $50,000 into an illegal weed plantation and were due to collect $200,000 on their investment (until the cops raided the place a week before it was ready to harvest). The guy who ran it had all of the paperwork and receipts in a rigged locker — so when he saw the cops coming, he burned it all. My parents were never arrested, or in any way linked to the incident."

u/QuestingMILF

10. "My grandmother had an affair with a low-level Italian noble and they had a child out of 'wedlock.' His family refused to let them marry because 'our family doesn't have babies six months before a wedding.' So, she gave the baby up, married my grandfather, and never mentioned it — ever. It was naturally a shock when nearly a decade ago, my mom was informed that she had a half-sister she'd never heard of. She was suddenly in the picture because she had done one of those ancestry DNA tests that revealed her birth mother. It's like something out of a movie — it was so unexpected because my grandmother is very Catholic, and made a huge deal about the fact that my younger sister had a child out of 'wedlock.'"

padawanryan

William Jackson Harper in "The Good Place"
NBC

11. "I never knew my grandfather, great-grandmother, or great-grandfather on my dad's side. I was told they passed away before I was born, or I was too young to remember them. Last year, I started looking into my family history and found things that did not add up. After constantly asking my dad, he finally told me everything. He said my grandfather was murdered in a murder-suicide, my great-grandmother was killed in a carjacking and stuffed in the trunk, and my great-grandfather was killed by some young guy swinging a 2x4 to his head after being confronted about illegally dumping on his land. Apparently, The Deadly Eighties was true for my family."

mistie22584

12. "My grandfather had a baby when he was 15 years old. My great-grandmother (his mom) made him lie and tell the child that they were brothers — that she was the mom to the both of them. Many years later, the 'brothers' got into a bad fight and my grandpa revealed everything. My now great-uncle left and never came back, and we don't know where he is."

—Anonymous

13. "My maternal grandfather was a huge misogynist. I didn't learn about the full scope of it until after he died when my grandma admitted that his extreme misogynist behavior was why she had divorced him when my mom was a child. She said she and my grandpa had three kids together — two girls and one boy, in that order. Apparently, my grandpa claimed that the two girls (the eldest being my mom) couldn't possibly be his children because he had been working as a long-haul truck driver, and since he only wanted boys anyway, my grandma MUST have cheated while he was on the road. After my grandma and grandpa got divorced, he only wanted custody of the boy (my uncle)."

"W




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