Sunday, August 3, 2025

A COMP OF TWEETS ...........

 Well ......i don usually post tweets  ........ but here i will!!!!!!! ....i think some of them............ are  funny ........so  here for your entertainment .......enjoy or  not   !!!!....like i always say ......don't let the door hit ya !!!!!!>>....you know the rest .......


19 Funny Women Who Tweeted Things So Hilarious I Woke Up My Roommate At 3 A.M. And Now She's Threatening To Move Out

Krista Torres
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19 Funny Women Who Tweeted Things So Hilarious I Woke Up My Roommate At 3 A.M. And Now She's Threatening To Move Out

I truly cannot believe it is already August, but here we are. Let's celebrate getting through another week with some more funny tweets by women!

Tweet expressing frustration about the start of August with a confused tone
@probably_ayla / x.com

We've rounded up the best jokes from Bluesky, Threads, and X...noting that we can't endorse the latter, but we are pleased to bring you the comical relief that can still be found on the platform, free of the surrounding chaos. PS: Be sure to give these funny women a follow!

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@graceyldn / x.com

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A person smiling while holding a small white dog; a humorous social media post about a protective dog
Screenshot of a social media post with a humorous exchange: "Could u elaborate?" followed by "No I actually completely forgot what I just said."

Related: "Don't Scream Help": 17 Women Reveal The "Unhinged" Safety Tips That Can Save Lives

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Tweet from user Joji: "when someone starts talking about real estate I just say 'yeah, no, the market is craaaazy'"
@jojipaints / x.com

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Tweet humorously advises removing Apple Watch with formal attire, likening the combination to a "spy kid."
@diomuarr / x.com

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Universal / @MarceAlgara / x.com

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Tweet by user saying they didn't buy snacks to avoid having them at home, now regrets having no snacks
@ClaireMPLS / x.com

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A tweet about asking a boyfriend what he's most afraid of, expecting a sweet answer, but he says "YOU," followed by crying emojis
@shut_thefu_ / x.com

Related: 27 Facts You've Definitely Never Learned Before That'll Make You Say "And Why The F*ck Do YOU Know That?"

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@haphazardlyyyyy / x.com

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@MarceAlgara/ / x.com

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Tweet jokingly wishes goodnight to honest men and sleep paralysis on others
Crocheted frogs wearing shorts are displayed on a table, surrounded by yarn and crafting materialsA person in a subway station holds a sign saying, "DON'T GIVE YOUR P*SSY UP FOR A LAME!"@diomuarr / x.com

Related: 32 "Why Would You Put That In Writing?!?!?" Photos That Prove Some People Are The Worst

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Tweet asking if cilantro tastes like soap to everyone, but some enjoy the taste of soap
@ughfinewhatever / x.com

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Social media post by iblamekaixin reads, "AND TO MY GREAT GRANDCHILDREN I LEAVE 38,288 SCREENSHOTS."

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A humorous tweet recounts a 9-year-old mistaking Leonardo da Vinci's name for Leonardo DiCaprio
@RYGdance / x.com

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@kitgrier / x.com

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Tweet by Gia: Joking about expecting a glamorous life with ballrooms but attending Monday calls with Chad instead
@Madison / x.com

Related: I'm Crying Laughing Over These Hilarious Job Tweets From June

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Tweet humorously suggests women close their eyes during sex to avoid seeing men happy
@diomuarr / x.com

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Tweet joking about how the husband's trust or fear leads him to hand over duct tape without questions
@sixfootcandy / x.com

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Tweet from kellalena.bsky.social: "Why is anxiety medication not called relaxatives?"

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Tweet from Sweet Momissa: "I don't need a mood ring, I have a Twitter account."
@sweetmomissa / x.com





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