Well i have been drunk many..... many........ times in my life .......my dream........ was never swallowing a spoon ...... i mean wtf ....is wrong with anyone .......when i am drunk i think of food and pussy in any order ......so in the title cuff .....cufflink .....chink .....chinese .......get it ......if you don';t you should not be in here so fuck off ......... and do not let the door hit you........... in the vagina....... on the way out ..........it's only a joke if you cannot hack it then you need to move back in with yo mamma ........i mean who dreams od swallowing a spoon a fucking full on retard ......as i have reiterated on many many times in here .......i despise chinese........ and their culture....... and their cruelty to animals ........ and their......... mindless empty headed ........ brainwashing........ and a country full of weak minds that are controlled.......... there is a billion or so....... and these fuckers ......... let the govt run them ......however ....... the chinese can never ever be trusted ....... on any level .......anwyas now that is out of the way i simply do not get this fucker dream ....it is as bad as barock hussein obamas dream ....he dreams of making love to men !!!!!!!1 .... i think barock hussein obama .......... might be gay as fuck ........if he dreams it ....... then he is ...... def a pillow biter ........thats a fact jack .....don;t hate ther player ......... it's the game ...........
Chinese Man Swallows Spoon While Drunk, Believes It Was A Dream For 6 Months
Yang believed he had merely dreamed about swallowing the spoon and went about his business as usual.
A 15-cm spoon has been found in the stomach of a Chinese man who accidentally swallowed it while being drunk in Thailand. The spoon had been lodged in the stomach of the 29-year-old man, identified as Yang, for almost six months without him realising it. It was during a recent medical check that it was revealed Mr Yang was harbouring a piece of cutlery.
Mr Yang visited the Zhongshan Hospital in Shanghai complaining of stomach discomfort and suspecting he might have swallowed plastic while eating takeaway. However, doctors conducting the procedure found a ceramic coffee spoon wedged in his duodenum.
After being told of the finding, Mr Yang realised his experience in Thailand back in January, was not a figment of imagination. While on a boozy bender in the Southeast nation, Mr Yang attempted to use a coffee spoon in the hotel room to induce vomiting.
"The ceramic spoon was inadvertently pulled from his hand by a force in his throat and slid into his stomach. Following this, he experienced an alcoholic blackout," a report in South China Morning Post stated.
After regaining consciousness the next day, Mr Yang believed he had merely dreamed about swallowing the spoon and went about his business as usual. For the next six months after returning to Shanghai, he continued to work out, feeling no significant issues.
He underwent endoscopic surgery on June 18, with the initial attempt failing due to the slippery nature of the spoon. Afterwards, a change in strategy helped the doctors successfully retrieve the spoon as Mr Yang was discharged.
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Earlier this month, doctors conducted an 80-minute operation to remove a 17-cm toothbrush from the intestine of a 64-year-old man, where it had been stuck for 52 years. The man, identified as Yang, said he remembered swallowing the toothbrush at the age of 12 but was too scared to tell his parents about it.
Mr Yang believed that the toothbrush would dissolve on its own and went about his life normally until he developed severe stomach pain. As per medical experts, a toothbrush in the intestine could move around and puncture the inner tissue, causing intestinal perforation that could be fatal. In Mr Yang's case, the toothbrush was fortunately lodged in a crook of the intestine and barely moved for decades.
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