Monday, December 30, 2024

fake spanish .........................

 

Listen i hate all the  baldwins  ...they are  just a  bunch of  wankers   .........  not great .....alec plays the   same  roles....... in all the movies ......   a  douchbag ......i guess  that is  all he  can play ........all the  films are  the  same  .....he is  one  dimensional .......... but he  keeps   knocking the  spanish mutt whore  up .....she   keeps  crapping out   kids ........... i guess she  love   cock  ...he is not  short of  a  bob or three .....so he  can  keep shagging her  ......... she  does  look dirty as  fuck .......maybe that is  the  hot  fake spanish in her .......6  crumb snatchers   not  bad   he is  old   so   they  keep him  young i guess     after  all he is  famous if  he was not he would not be  getting her ............she still thinks she is  spanish    ...as long as  he   gets  ass ...who cares ......


It's the accent that just won't quit.

Never mind that she grew up as plain old Hillary Hayward-Thomas in an upscale neighborhood of Boston, it was a case of 'feliz navidad' at Casa Baldwin.  

Video obtained exclusively by DailyMail.com shows self-styled Spaniard Hilaria Baldwin treating her holiday guests to 'traditional' Spanish tortilla dished up with a hefty side order of accented Spanglish.

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Dressed in a plaid onesie, Hilaria, 40, is seen standing in the kitchen boasting about the authenticity of the recipe in her faux Spanish tones.

Speaking in a heavily accented baby voice she says: 'I learned this from when I was a kid, don't look it up online because you'll learn something different.'

The secret to her tortilla is, she says, potatoes 'not cut too tiny.' 

Turning to her friend who is cooking alongside her, she then appears to forget the English word 'onions' as, referring to actor husband Alec, she reveals: 'My husband hates…cebollas.'

Video obtained by DailyMail.com shows self-styled Spaniard Hilaria Baldwin treating her holiday guests to 'traditional' Spanish tortilla, served with a hefty side order of accented Spanglish
At one point she appears to forget the English word  'onions,' calling them 'cebollas'

Video obtained by DailyMail.com shows self-styled Spaniard Hilaria Baldwin treating her holiday guests to 'traditional' Spanish tortilla, served with a hefty side order of accented Spanglish

Hilaria, 40, took to Instagram to wish her followers a 'feliz navidad' and shared a family photo on Christmas Day

Hilaria, 40, took to Instagram to wish her followers a 'feliz navidad' and shared a family photo on Christmas Day

Given that she appears to have entirely forgotten she isn't actually Spanish, the occasional word slip is perhaps unsurprising.

Her friend comes to the rescue helpfully reminding her, 'onions'. English is such a tricky language.

It's not the first time Hilaria has stumbled over her native tongue. 

In 2015 she appeared in a now infamous six-minute segment on the Today Show in which she made 'authentic' gazpacho listing the ingredients and at one point appearing to forget the English word 'cucumber'.

'We have very few ingredients,' she told Telemundo TV host Evi Siskos with whom she appeared that day. 

'We have tomatoes, we have, um, how do you say in English? Cucumber!'

At one point she appears to forget the English word 'onions,' and refers to them by their Spanish name 'cebollas', instead

At one point she appears to forget the English word 'onions,' and refers to them by their Spanish name 'cebollas', instead

Hilaria and Alec Baldwin, 66, married in 2012. The actor confidently informed talk show host David Letterman that his wife was Spanish during an interview the following year

Hilaria and Alec Baldwin, 66, married in 2012. The actor confidently informed talk show host David Letterman that his wife was Spanish during an interview the following year

Hilaria and Baldwin have given Spanish names to all their seven children – Carmen Gabriela, 10, Rafael Thomas, 8, Leonardo Angel Charles, 7, Romeo Alejandro David, 6, Eduardo Pao Lucas, 3, Maria Lucia Victoria, 3, and Ilaria Catalina Irena, 20 months

Hilaria and Baldwin have given Spanish names to all their seven children – Carmen Gabriela, 10, Rafael Thomas, 8, Leonardo Angel Charles, 7, Romeo Alejandro David, 6, Eduardo Pao Lucas, 3, Maria Lucia Victoria, 3, and Ilaria Catalina Irena, 20 months

Now she's at it again as she lisps her way through a recipe drawn from her 'Spanish' childhood.

'I grind cebollas and ajo [garlic] together,' she rambles on in her babyish Iberian jumble.

Mealtimes it seems, just like everything in Casa Baldwin, are 'Spanish flavored.'

It's how the couple described their June 2012 New York wedding in which they exchanged vows and rings engraved with the words, 'Somos un buen equipo,' which means, 'We're a great team,' in Spanish.

The following year Baldwin, 66, confidently informed talk show host David Letterman that his wife was Spanish. 

He was seemingly oblivious to the fact that Hilaria was born and bred in Massachusetts and merely vacationed on the resort island of Majorca, some 130 miles from the Spanish mainland and where her retired parents now live as ex-pats.

In a now infamous video clip from 2015, Hilaria (left) appeared on a cooking segment for the Today Show where she seemingly forgot the English word for 'cucumber'

In a now infamous video clip from 2015, Hilaria (left) appeared on a cooking segment for the Today Show where she seemingly forgot the English word for 'cucumber'

Her parents bought the five-bed, five-bath house in June 1987 when their daughter was just three years old and didn't move out till she had turned 28

Her parents bought the five-bed, five-bath house in June 1987 when their daughter was just three years old and didn't move out till she had turned 28

Hilaria Baldwin addresses accusations about her background
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A 2014 Elle article referred to her as 'half-Spanish' and elsewhere she has been written of as 'bi-cultural' which is true if she's counting both her real and her appropriated culture.

Doubling down on her origin myth, Hilaria and Baldwin have given Spanish names to all their seven children – Carmen Gabriela, 10, Rafael Thomas, 8, Leonardo Angel Charles, 7, Romeo Alejandro David, 6, Eduardo Pao Lucas, 3, Maria Lucia Victoria, 3, and Ilaria Catalina Irena, 20 months. 

They are known collectively as the 'Baldwinitas.'

Four years ago, DailyMail.com exposed the truth of the yoga teacher's Boston background as, despite her agency's website listing her birthplace as Majorca she spent most of her childhood in a $4million 100-year-old house in Boston's Beacon Hill area.

Records show that her parents, attorney David Thomas and Harvard Medical School professor Kathryn Hayward, bought a five-bedroom, five-bath house on Pinckney Street in June 1987 when Hilaria was just three and didn't move out until she had turned 28.

Neighbors there remembered her as a 'very entitled young lady.' 

Hilaria, her husband Alec, and their children attended the premiere of Spellbound in New York City last month

Hilaria, her husband Alec, and their children attended the premiere of Spellbound in New York City last month

DailyMail.com previously revealed that Hilaria had proudly displayed her given name Hillary Hayward-Thomas on her MySpace page alongside sultry selfies back in the day

DailyMail.com previously revealed that Hilaria had proudly displayed her given name Hillary Hayward-Thomas on her MySpace page alongside sultry selfies back in the day 

What they had no recollection of was any Spanish accent.

Hilaria's brother, Jeremy, went to Majorca on a school exchange trip which, according to one neighbor, was when the family started to fall in love with the place.

But Jeremy's attempt to live in Spain foundered as he 'didn't fit in, so came back'.

Hilaria's Walter Mitty heritage became public when she posted a picture of herself in black lingerie holding her son Eduardo which comic Amy Schumer then sent up.

Hilaria posted a video of herself responding to Schumer's dig but apparently forgot that she was supposed to have a Spanish accent and spoke with a non-specific American one.

Leni Briscoe, a former classmate from the elite Cambridge School of Weston – where annual tuition costs $60,850 for day students and $75,200 for boarders – tweeted: 'You have to admire Hilaria Baldwin's commitment to her decade-long grift where she impersonates a Spanish person.'



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