Sunday, October 13, 2024

SIGNS EVERYWHERE

 Because of all these  woke pricks  ....some of  these  signs  ........ may be  null and  void  now    .........you know  these  gutless ....... woke....... pussies ........... afraid of  any words  or   things   .......

17 Signs From The Past Week That Made Me Laugh So Hard, I Spit Out The Water I Just So Happened To Be Drinking

Shelby Heinrich
1 min read

Another week, another group of delightful signs courtesy of r/funnysigns. Enjoy!

1."The voice was so sweet!"

Warning sign advises not to ascend stairs due to the absence of a fourth floor; voices are not from loved ones
u/ForsakenCareer2374 / Via reddit.com

2."FYI! Stay back!"

Sign on lawn says, "My neighbor is a Karen" and "Caution: Nosey Neighbor" with a pointing hand. Red, yellow, green balloons are attached nearby
u/MoonlightMuffin_ / Via reddit.com

3."Not drunk, lol."

Sign on the back of a vehicle reads "Dodging Potholes Not Drunk."
u/vodkababyyy / Via reddit.com

4."Mark the creator, LOL."

LEGO card with handwritten info: First Name: Mark, Age: 28, Name of creation: Worm
u/BubbleBabe_ / Via reddit.com

5."Marketing things, haha."

Sign with humorous text: "I'm getting stronger with age. I can now lift $100 worth of groceries with 1 hand."
u/Lynn-Minnie / Via reddit.com

6."He had enough..."

Back of a truck with signs: "Don't like trucks? Stop buying shit! Problem solved!" and "Stone Cold Express."
u/RubyxRoseyy / Via reddit.com

7."Good way to keep peace."

Sign humorously warns: "Unattended children will be given an energy drink and taught to swear."
u/xUrSweetLadybby / Via reddit.com

8."When taco is life."

Sign humorously reads: "Sorry, we are closed due to short staff." Below: "Hire taller staff cause I need a taco!"
u/RollinWithMom_ / Via reddit.com

9."Saw this on a Tesla outside of work."

Car window with sticker saying, "I bought this before we knew Elon was crazy."
u/Akrosia / Via reddit.com

10."Brian with a Y's drink is ready."

Coffee cup with handwritten name: "Brian with a Y."
u/MinnesotaEagle1776 / Via reddit.com

11."Make it double."

Speed limit sign reads 25; another layer of ice beneath also reads 25, creating an illusion of a double sign
u/UngaBunga_Algorithm / Via reddit.com

12."Take note of this one."

Sign stating a £10 charge per minute to listen to sales pitches or religious messages, with a minimum charge of 5 minutes, payable in advance
u/abbyrartistry / Via reddit.com

13."Well..."

Wet floor caution sign floating in a swimming pool
u/armyyygreen / Via reddit.com

14."Please be informed."

Car bumper sticker with a cartoon baby duck, text reads, "New driver, my driving scares me too."
u/GraceBreezy21 / Via reddit.com

15."A trophy for the world's best."

A 3D-printed trophy with text on the base: "World's Best CSS Developer" on a desk
u/dumpydahlia / Via reddit.com

16."Just read again..."

Sign reads: "Hey, I'll be back in 5 mins. If not, just read this message again."
u/sarahdownerx / Via reddit.com

17."LMAOOOO..."

A wooden plaque with engraved text and an image of a surprised Pikachu meme. The text humorously describes defying management's rule
u/TumeloSeoe / Via reddit.com

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