I DON'T GET IT .......

 

I don't get this  .....but then my attention span is   bad (i have the  attention span of  a  dung fly)....... ...or maybe it is  a  cultural thing ....i usually do ........ but ....... if you get it   ......then goody goody gumdrops!!!!! .....i will post of  for your  convenience  .....i lost interest trying to  read it........ and  figure it out  .....it might be  a  retarded liberal  democrat  thing........ i  do not  get ....who know   who cares  ........not me  !!!!!!.......

My Lungs Are Physically Sore From Laughing So Hard At These 18 Black Tweets From The Week

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Mon, August 5, 2024 at 12:37 PM PDT

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Hulu / @keatingssixthHello everybody! August is here, and Black Twitter has been ACTIVE, mainly because of all the Black excellence we've seen at the Paris Olympics!— Ms. Andry Noir, PhD (@keatingssixth) July 30, 2024
As far as I’m concerned gymnastics is a Black job pic.twitter.com/WVcxnQ1xZK

Here's a look at the funniest Black tweets that graced my timeline this week:

@MelechThomas1. — Melech. (@MelechThomas) August 4, 2024
“Noah Lyles had a bad start in the 100m, but he still won the race. Got me thinking about how we got off on the wrong foot, but I don’t think it’s too late to cross the finish line together. Hope you get this 🫶🏽” pic.twitter.com/3LSug4ytws

NBC / @BronGotGame2. — ²³𝙻𝚎𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚜🏀☄️🌎💞 (@BronGotGame) August 3, 2024
Look at Bron face, he a psycho man😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/auucRERL8U

@theereal_one3. — Austine (@theereal_one) August 2, 2024
Those animals don’t even hang out together this is fucking nuts https://t.co/KO6w926yxB

VH1 / @leahfrombklyn4. — Leah Goodridge (@leahfrombklyn) August 3, 2024
My funniest moment as a tenants’ rights attorney?I got this call by nursing home residents they want me to come lead a housing rights workshop. I get there. And instead they say “Attorney Goodridge, we need you to tell these staff people we are allowed to have SEX!” pic.twitter.com/9RCIgvzIZL

@BanUnsweetTea5. — Ryan Campbell (@BanUnsweetTea) July 31, 2024
At Waffle House and they talking about Kamala in the kitchen. Trump is cooked. The Waffle House streets do not lie. These the rules

@ihyomeo6. — omeo 𖤐 (@ihyomeo) July 31, 2024
my grandpa gotta chill i told him i got it 😭 pic.twitter.com/CLHFt4eEpY

VH1/ @themultiplemom7. — Princess | Mindfulness | Conscious Parenting (@themultiplemom) August 2, 2024
Playing restaurant with my kids and I told my 7yo my food was too salty. Him: because I use salt. Me: but it’s too much. Him: eat some grapes and pay. Me: pic.twitter.com/mVJhrz8U01

@holadamilola8. — Reggae Banana (@holadamilola) July 31, 2024
Kamala got 100 days to see everybody. I woulda had to get some braids

@triniboyshaq9. — Shaq🤙🏾 (@triniboyshaq) July 31, 2024
So my cousin put TVs in both her kids room and she found out they watch it during the night so i suggested a router so she can cut off the internet to the TV when she wants & I set up MDM for her to use. My little cousins said they don’t want to see me ever in life again 😭😭😭

@reaIrager10. — jaden (@reaIrager) August 4, 2024
Why the fuck I’m in target by the alcohol section and this white man say “oh the crown royal peach is right here” wtf 😭😭😭😭

@easterngoblin11. — ʰ (@easterngoblin) August 2, 2024
Just put another patty on it dawg stop playin wit me pic.twitter.com/roQ9pbEMs2

@LC_62312. — Léon (@LC_623) July 29, 2024
I took a pack of salmon and 2 bottles of dove soap from my parents house yesterday. My mom called me this morning like “you black bastard” 😭😭😭

@BfbDaPackman / @Hoodville_13. — Bfb From ROSELAWN Dr (@BfbDaPackman) July 31, 2024
I date black women gang .. I don’t have this problem https://t.co/tU3WTcta3a

Club Shay Shay via YouTube / @panduh__ / Via youtube.com14. — 🌱🐼 (@panduh__) August 1, 2024
I hate when it’s a yt family vs black family on Family Feud and the black family be dumb asf. pic.twitter.com/2w1n9kZror

@luhmarispamm15. — dr1 🦦 (@luhmarispamm) August 3, 2024
we too old to be recording the fire at hibachi places

@HeyyHellyy16. — Helly (@HeyyHellyy) July 31, 2024
Man fuck DC and these dumb ass speeding tickets. They got cameras everywhere dawg, on the light poles, in the bushes, on the crackheads like wtf

@JasmineWashington / @itskillakenz17. — Killa Kenz 👾 (@itskillakenz) July 31, 2024
Me asf as a parent 😂😂😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/w8gTJ5EkJ1

@SnoopDogg18. — Snoop Dogg (@SnoopDogg) August 4, 2024
Thanks Josh mom 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷🏿‍♂️🎶🇺🇸🎤🛑😭👍🏿 https://t.co/3G9wSWFlCY

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