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30 Hilarious Vegas Photos That Sum Up Sin City In A Nutshell
Considered to be a perfect city for gambling, partying, and getting drunk with your friends, Las Vegas clearly has a reputation. Sin City is much much more than that, though. It’s also a vibrant and unique place where you get to witness some of the most hilarious, memorable, and unbelievable things.
If this collection of crazy Vegas photos doesn’t convince you to buy a plane ticket to Nevada, then we don’t know what will! But whether Vegas is your favorite city or not your thing at all, one thing’s for sure: you’ll have a blast with our unique selection of laugh-out-loud Vegas snaps. Don’t miss it!
When in Rome…
There’s something uniquely special about Las Vegas, especially if you’re visiting. It’s one of those places where you’re really supposed to have fun. As they say, when in Rome, you got to do what the Romans do! And there’s nothing like Sin City to bring your funniest, wildest party persona to life.
This woman is visiting the city with her friends, and she looks very serious about getting into Vegas’ party spirit. For one, she’s letting everybody know how much she loves the place with a marker-made back tat. She’s simply having a blast!
Heart Attack, Anyone?
Choosing to eat at a restaurant that’s called the “Heart Attack Grill” sounds like a terrible idea. It’s a little bit like bungee jumping at a place called “Loose Rope” or shopping at a store called “Overpriced Clothes.” But hey, when you’re in Vegas, having fun is all about indulging in one or two mistakes.
And to be fair, the “Heart Attack Grill” looks like a very cool spot, regardless of the name. The waiters are dressed as nurses, and you’re even provided with your very own hospital gown! The food may be a little bit over the top, but it looks very yummy.
Yes, This is Your Life Now…
Imagine you and your tattoo artist friend go for a fun night out in Vegas. Quite predictably, you end up drinking too much and wake up in a hotel room feeling like the world just collapsed on the top of your head. And then, you see this “beauty” on your back…
As everyone who’s ever watched The Hangover movies knows, Vegas is filled with daunting post-party mornings. But this one has got to be one of the worse. As if having a lame new tat wasn’t enough, “it’s is” also terribly misspelled.
Staying The Night With Some Slots
In a city where games of chance are the norm, it’s only natural that some of the residents (and visitors) end up falling for crazy superstitions. This guy is so confident he will win the jackpot at his favorite slot machine that he decided to stay in for the night.
Sleeping at the casino is not the prettiest way to find out you have a gambling addiction. But well, at least this guy knew how to get himself comfortable. Our only question is: how bad at their jobs are the security men of this particular establishment?
Human Drunkipede
You know you and your friends have been drinking too much when the whole bunch ends up cuddling on the floor of the bar. But if there’s a place where having one drink too many is okay, that’s Sin City! It’s known for its many excesses, after all.
Still, it’s probably a good idea to have a designated sober friend to keep you from embarrassing yourself in public. These guys have all decided to join in on the crazy fun, and the result is pretty regretful. They were at least wise enough to hide their faces from the photographer.
A Bride With A Bad Habit
This woman visited Las Vegas on her wedding day and scored the jackpot of a lifetime. Now, she’s trying to reprise that one lucky moment by using her special good fortune dress. Unfortunately, it makes for quite the impression, and she’s surely standing out from the rest of the gamblers. After all, how commonly do you see a bride going at it in the slot machines section?
That’s our take on what’s possibly happening here, but the alternative is probably worse. Instead of spending time with her husband, this newly-wed woman gives her undivided attention to the machines—not the honeymoon he envisioned.
The Bachelorette: Vegas Edition
For all it’s worth, the booming city of Las Vegas continues to be a party-prone oasis in the middle of the Nevada desert. And you know what that means, right? That means that, while you’re visiting Sin City, you have the chance to be whoever you want, no matter how crazy.
This party guy is pushing the envelope when it comes to wild night-out costumes. More than just the bridesmaid dress, we’re impressed by how comfortable he looks hanging around with a hand fan and Crocs shoes. His naturally-grown beard ends up tying the whole thing together.
Poker Face? Think Again!
No, ladies and gentlemen. This is not what we mean by “poker face.” Falling asleep at the poker table is a clear sign that you’ve been playing for too long and that it’s time to go to bed. But that’s Vegas for you: gambling can be so addictive you end up playing for 20 hours straight.
Fortunately, this lady still has some chips left waiting for her when she wakes up. Let’s just hope she’s not being taken advantage of by the other players. There’s nothing easier than beating a sleepyhead at a game of poker!
That’s One Poor Slot Machine
Slot machines are one of the most profitable games in the casino. Hopeful gamblers will spend hundreds of dollars trying to get their hands on that sweet jackpot. But the experience of gambling can be highly frustrating. One second you’re a potential winner, and the next, you’re a certified loser.
Yes, making instant, easy money sounds like a very seductive idea, but it’s necessary to keep in mind that there are 50 losers for each casino winner. Here’s a pro tip: regardless of how the game’s going for you, remember that getting physical with the slots will not help you make a quick buck.
Grandma’s On Trend
Every single corner of Las Vegas was built for having fun. Even a casual trip to the nearby fast-food restaurant can surprise you with something fun, like seeing a very tall guy pulling a perfect planking move in the counter.
We guess Vegas is like a box of chocolates: you never know what you’re going to get. By the way, we love how this guy is making that fast-food employee’s day. He looks like he’s having a blast while capturing the moment with his phone. To be fair, he probably sees one or two of these every single night.
Girl, Spin That Roulette!
Considering Las Vegas is quite literally a city in the middle of the desert, it’s no wonder the tourism/gambling industry means so much for the local economy. In 2018 alone, the gambling industry had employed over 282K people in Nevada, from the wealthy casino owners to the croupiers, not forgetting entertainment workers like the woman in the picture.
Overall, the tourism industry in the state supports a whopping 433K jobs. Sadly, the sector’s been heavily hurt in 2020, which was, as you know, a killjoy of a year. Hopefully, Las Vegas and Nevada citizens will be able to get back on their feet in the next few years.
That Smile Says It All
Every single corner of Las Vegas was built for having fun. Even a casual trip to the nearby fast-food restaurant can surprise you with something fun, like seeing a very tall guy pulling a perfect planking move in the counter.
We guess Vegas is like a box of chocolates: you never know what you’re going to get. By the way, we love how this guy is making that fast-food employee’s day. He looks like he’s having a blast while capturing the moment with his phone. To be fair, he probably sees one or two of these every single night.
Where’s The Line For the Bathroom Again?
The ultimate downside of being a party girl is the line for the bathroom. While men get to go inside and do their thing in a couple of minutes, ladies are regularly forced to wait for a long, long time before taking care of their urgent physiological needs.
Sometimes, the line for the bathroom is so long you end up falling asleep while waiting! We like to think this woman decided to take a quick nap while waiting in line, only to wake up several hours later, long after the party was over. This is probably why ladies always go to the bathroom with a friend.
That’s It! We’re Calling Mickey!
Deciding to go out dressed as Minnie Mouse was the first sign this guy was in for a wild, wild Vegas night. Unsurprisingly, he ended up drinking so much he passed out on a corner while still holding a bottle of beer and a lit cigarette.
If you want to get lost and have a night (not) to remember, Vegas is undoubtedly the place for you. But please, keep in mind other people are living in the city too. If you want to dress up as one of Disney’s favorite animated characters, try to do your best to honor the uniform!
One Word: ‘Murica
Las Vegas is a relatively new city, founded in 1905. Yet, over its 100-plus years of history, Sin City has become a cultural reference across America and the world. And like all big cities, Vegas has its own charming, folksy culture.
It’s only in Vegas you get to see a couple of lovebirds dressed as Elvis and Marilyn Monroe dancing together in a fake chapel while listening to the voice of yet another man pretending to be The King. Like it or not, you have to admit this is one of the most American moments America’s ever seen.
No Matter What, A Man Finishes His Beer!
It’s easy to say there’s nothing honorable about partying. But the most experienced party-lovers know there’s a secret code to every night out. One of the main rules? No matter what, always finish your beer with pride and without giving a care.
This intoxicated joker must follow the code religiously, and he doesn’t even seem to bother about the police officer that’s about to arrest him. He realized he’s going to jail, so he knows this is his very last chance to drink that last sip of beer. We can only imagine how hard it must be to enforce the law in a city like Vegas.
A+ For The Effort
Are you looking for a one-night stand in Vegas? You’ve found it! We know it’s not exactly what you’ve imagined, but Sin City is all about living in the moment and going with the flow. And to be fair, this is the hardest we’ve ever seen someone work to pull off a good pun.
You have a desk lamp for a hat and all the things you could ever want to have fun in the city, from paper tissues to liquor, not forgetting a wildly suggestive box of pills for men. And yes, while the costume is hilarious, it can make you look desperate!
That’s One Good Cosplay
Are these guys friends with the makeup department of Christopher Nolan’s The Dark Knight or what? They are more than cosplay fans: they’re bonafide cosplay experts! From the heroic Batman to the evil Joker and Bane, these very talented fellows look pretty much like the real deal. Well, sort of…
While the characterization is on point, their performances are lacking realism. Forget about the fact these three would never get along this well: the real deal-breaker here is Bane’s love for drinking soda. Also, we all know the real Batman would never eat this much carbs.
Well… It Is Cheaper…
While alcohol is legal virtually everywhere, it’s still a powerful and addictive drug that should be consumed responsibly. But guess who’s not a big fan of the idea? That’s right, Mr. Lee from Lee’s Discount Liquor.
In one single billboard, Lee was able to offend not only alcoholics but also people who go to therapy. We agree that a night out once in a while can make you feel better, but Lee is taking his greed a bit too far. Booze will make you forget about your issues, but only because of alcohol-induced amnesia. The morning after, all your problems will run straight back at you.
The Old and the Restless
The fun in Vegas is non-stop and starts with a proper morning photo-op. These party gals are having a blast with their new buddy, an older stranger who fell asleep while playing a slot machine.
They’re pulling off their steamiest poses, and we can even spot a Britney Spears-lookalike in the white shirt. Sadly, the poor sleepy man will never know about this moment until the day he stumbles upon this picture online. It’s always a bad idea to fall asleep in a public place. But when you do it in Vegas, and this happens, it doesn’t seem all that bad.
Court Knee Love
Vegas is a pretty special place, but it wouldn’t be a proper American city without a Starbucks. Gamblers and partygoers need some morning coffee too, and Sin City has a vast selection of Starbucks locations to chose from. The only downside? There’s a good chance your barista will be struggling with a horrendous hangover.
If most Starbucks employees are already famously bad at names, imagine when they’re half-drunk and living in Vegas. Spelling ‘Courtney’ as ‘Court Knee’ is either an intentional, practical joke or the most disorientated thing we’ve ever seen a Starbucks employee do (which is saying a lot)!
In Vegas, Failing is Half the Fun
Why do we love to party? One could say it’s for the experiences, the funny memories, the fails that you and your friends will laugh about for ages. Riding the mechanical bull, for instance, wouldn’t be half as fun if you completed the entire ride successfully! Because when it comes to partying, the fails are what makes it worthy.
No, this girl is not the new mechanical bull champion of the world. But she fell so awkwardly her friends are probably still laughing about it today. It’s what Vegas represents, a place where you can let go of everything and fail miserably without being judged.
Which One Are You?
Going to the bathroom was never this dangerous for a man’s self-esteem. One moment you’re zipping your pants at the urinal, and the next, you realize there’s a lady making fun of you. One of these judgmental ladies even has a magnifying glass, which is simply hilarious!
In this unique Vegas bathroom, picking the right urinal is of the utmost importance. You’ll either impress a lady with your manliness or fall right into a humiliating trap. And we know this is just for laughs, but we bet these judgy women can have an impact on a drunken man’s sense of dignity.
Humble and Discreet
Las Vegas is all about expressing yourself. But is there a limit to the amount of expression you can put in your hair? According to this “discreet” partygoer, that’s utter nonsense! When you dress to impress, you need to go all-in, even if that means boasting a colorful personalized mohawk decorated in pure Vegas style.
While this man’s look is indeed calling for attention, we need to praise his hairdresser’s craftsmanship over this masterpiece. His U.S.A.-themed mohawk is perfect, and we have no idea how all that hair’s even able to stay still.
It’s Not Zach, But It’s Close Enough
When you go out in Las Vegas, you cannot prevent yourself from dreaming of stumbling upon a celebrity. But be careful what you wish for, for your dream may come true! Well, sort of…
These ladies wanted to meet a celeb so bad they ended up fooling themselves into believing this Zach Galifianakis lookalike was the real deal. You can tell he does this almost every night, but we do hope he comes clean to his new lady friends. Can you imagine the pain of believing you were partying with one of the stars of The Hangover, just to realize it was Chad all along?
Not A Morning Person
Daylight? Coffee? People sitting politely at the table? It doesn’t look like Las Vegas at all! Mornings can be rough in the city, especially if you take into account all the craziness that happened the night before. And don’t these exhausted guys look like the perfect sample of typical Vegas tourists?
Partying all night long without thinking that the consequences have, well… consequences. The obvious one is that you and your friends will look like real-life zombies by the time the sun comes up. At least these guys are going through a rough Vegas morning the right way: they’re doing it together!
Bigfoot Is All About Vegas, Baby!
Yes, Vegas is the gambling capital of the world, even though places like Macao give Sin City a good run for its money. But while you can play cards virtually anywhere, Vegas remains the only place in the world where you get to do so against Bigfoot.
This goes to say that Vegas is not just a city where you get to gamble for hours on end. It’s also the perfect place for you to have an all-around fun evening and meet some fascinating characters while at it. Never a dull place…
Business & Pleasure
Now here’s a crazy idea: taking the office staff on a paid trip to Las Vegas and expecting them to do some “work.” Don’t take us wrong; there are plenty of hardworking people in the city. But is this really the best way to boost productivity?
If anything, professional trips to Las Vegas are all about increasing the office’s morale and improving its team spirit. Think business and pleasure don’t mix? That’s probably because you’ve never visited Sin City with your boss and co-workers. These gals are having fun with a capital F!
Fun is Ageless
The best thing about Las Vegas is that all sorts of people, no matter how old, are entitled and encouraged to have the best time of their lives. Getting older is inescapable, but feeling old is a choice: with the right mindset, your 80s can be as happy (or even happier) than your 20s and 30s.
Just take a look at this senior citizen, who’s wearing a paper-made chef hat that funnily suggests she’s so old she went to prom with Jesus. Doesn’t she look like she’s having the time of her life? Retirement is all about finally enjoying yourself, so go for it!
Like No One’s Watching
Drinking responsibly is extremely important. But isn’t it fun when things get just a little bit out of control? There’s no faster way of bonding with a friend than seeing them do some unusual stuff while drunk. Just take a look at Pete, who used to be the shy guy at the office. Now, he’s hitting the party bus pole like a bona fide exotic dancer!
The best thing about going out at night is getting to see a new, funnier side of your friends, co-workers, and family members. We’re all way too uptight and insecure nowadays, but there’s nothing like letting yourself go and having fun like no one’s watching.
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