This is the only way to stay married ....i agree....... i could only marry some bint .......who had her own bedroom ....still would not trust her or anyone ........just because i am fucking...... does not mean there is trust ......no sireeee bob ......i am just saying ....not that i would be stupid enough to get married ......and if you had kids....... that would not be possible .......i would lock my door all the time .......seperate rooms you can always sneak in their and fuck her a nd riuin her sheets ........yippykyay motherfucker .......
Rise of The Sleep Divorce
Do relationships improve if we sleep in separate beds?
Iwoke up to a jolt, feeling like I was on a ship that just got slammed by a wave. I sat up in a sweat, wondering what happened, or if there was a break-in attempt. Then I heard a hiss next to me, “Stop!”
In the haze of sleep and darkness, I said, “Huh?” I was utterly confused.
It was my spouse, Laura. Then, she hissed, “Stop it! You are breathing right into my ear! And you are on my half of the bed!”
At least once a week, our otherwise great relationship has a frustrating night like this, where one of us, or I should say, Laura, wakes up from my loud breathing into her ear, my throat “clicking” or good old fashioned snoring. I suppose I sleep like a grizzly, and it does interrupt both of our sleep.
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