Sunday, May 26, 2024

SEPERATE BEDS ........

 

This is  the  only way to stay  married   ....i agree....... i could only marry some  bint .......who had  her own  bedroom ....still would not  trust her   or anyone   ........just  because i am  fucking...... does not  mean there  is  trust  ......no sireeee  bob ......i am  just saying  ....not that i would be stupid enough to get  married ......and if you had  kids.......  that would not be  possible   .......i would lock my door  all the time .......seperate  rooms  you can  always sneak in their and  fuck her a nd  riuin her  sheets ........yippykyay motherfucker .......


Rise of The Sleep Divorce

Do relationships improve if we sleep in separate beds?

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Iwoke up to a jolt, feeling like I was on a ship that just got slammed by a wave. I sat up in a sweat, wondering what happened, or if there was a break-in attempt. Then I heard a hiss next to me, “Stop!”

In the haze of sleep and darkness, I said, “Huh?” I was utterly confused.

It was my spouse, Laura. Then, she hissed, “Stop it! You are breathing right into my ear! And you are on my half of the bed!”

At least once a week, our otherwise great relationship has a frustrating night like this, where one of us, or I should say, Laura, wakes up from my loud breathing into her ear, my throat “clicking” or good old fashioned snoring. I suppose I sleep like a grizzly, and it does interrupt both of our sleep.





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