Monday, May 20, 2024

I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND ......

 

As long as there is  blood /claret/red stuff.......pumping through my veins  .....i will never  understand how.......  Eddie van Halen  ended up porking Valerie  bertonelli......she is  very......  very....... and i mean ........very sexually unattractive .........she reminds  me of  a  shittier  version of  rachel ray ..........who is  fucking truly unporkable on many levels!!!!! ......but she  like valerie  has a vagina ......... and  some  bastard ...... will park his sausage  .........or  as they  say......... in they where  i lived ........ any bastard  will throw a  sausage up a close/entrance/hallway/ .......which means.......... they will  fuck anything!!!!!! ........maybe i am  missing a sandwich in my picnic  basket ..........but i  just  cannot pork a  woman ........ because  she has  a  vag/birth canal/stench trench/pussy/booyah!!!!!........i mean  there are things  like  warts /cists/yeast/smell/and suchlike other things  that you might get ,........plus as they get older  ....the basement  gets  worse ......yes !!!!!.....call me  shallow .....that i am  ....but  i  cannot take a  chance of  penile  rot ......listen i go to  walmart to buy shit  ....and it is   shit  cheap shit ....and i see  some  people   in there   which is  fucking   scary as  fuck ......they ay love is  blind  ......some of these  cunts  need  binoculars .....i see  guys  with walrus/manatees/seals......etc...etc......and  the same  with these  women .....but some  guys are afraid  to be   alone .....its  teaching  from miserable parents/religion/brainwashing/insecurity /lack of  love/no father/....etc ....etc ......

However ......... back to  blog in hand   ...how the  fuck  did  eddie van halen  ....end up with valerie  bertonelli........  was he high as  fuck ? ( well that is  a stupid  thought .......)......listen he was  van halen ....he  could have  had   anything  ....but a  fat  cook lady .....i think she is  a cook !!!!!....what the  fuck is she famous  for  anyways  ......i am not sure .....he could have banged  way .....way ....way and i mean way hotter  than her..........and the poor  bastard.........   son.......  wolfgang ......i think he might be pissed .......... his mom  was  not   someone  like  farrah fawcett......or some  playboy  bunny .....or something in that arena .....i eman  look at gene simmons ....... he  dated  that model  sharron........ and  other  rock stars ......but   Eddie ....... banged  valerie ......i think she  liked  ....like all women.......... a  bad   boy  !!!!!!......i have to tell you .........  i would have expected  more  from a  rock star  dad .......listen it is  just my thoughts....disturbing  ....but   rock and  roll ......its a  fucked  up seedy /low life /parasitical/nasty/ruthless/backstabbing  biz......i personally ........think Wolfgang  got a shit end of  the  stick .......call me shallow !!!! ......that i am .....but ....... just the  fact ........he must have taken some flack for that ........ his  dad  being   van halen and  all ....and your  mum  being  ......... Valerie   bertonelli ......not  like playboy .........that would have come with some  bragging rights  ...... right  there  ........but...... he  has to tell his  bros  ......his  dad  fucked a  fugazzi italian....... valerie  ........i do not  think she is  a full bowl of  rigatoni ......maybe  .....3rd or  4th or  even tenth  Italian ......fuck...... i may be more  ginny than her ......who knows   just a  thought process in my   cranium ......

Call me a stickler  for   detail .....but you are really only a real Italian...... if  you were  born in  Italy......similar ......... like  Ireland .....France ....Russia.....i know.........  it   hurts like  getting a pineapple  shoved in your  arse  ........but it is  the  truth ......all the  eating of  spaghetti or  flying flags  ...if you are not born there  then you are not  ...it is a  fact ......you are   descent  .....just like  African american ....not  african at all ....its  a cop out  ........easy  to abandon your  american  heritage .....  at the drop of  a  hat !!!! .......so anyways ....... with  that  in minds .....poor bastard  wolfgang .....you can tell he was a   child of   drugs /sex/rock and  roll/and poor decision making.......... fucking on his dads  part .....he ends  up with the  name of  a  great composer .......a drugged up dad....and  a mum .....i guess........ he will never  starve  anyways ......i suppose  there  is  always a  silver  lining .......guess his  therapy bills are  massive .........listen i would be pissed if  it was me .......but what the fuck  do  i know   right !!!!!,.......however   don't hate the player  ....hate the  game ......




Valerie Bertinelli announces social media break amid mental exhaustion, urges fans not to 'worry'

Valerie Bertinelli announces social media break amid mental exhaustion, urges fans not to 'worry'

Valerie Bertinelli is stepping away from the spotlight, at least for now.

On Friday, the actress and former Food Network star announced her plans to take a social media break due to mental and emotional exhaustion and urged her followers not to "worry."

"The last six or so weeks have been…a LOT," she wrote on Instagram alongside a selfie. "And while I am incredibly grateful for all your support for my book and everyone I’ve had the good fortune to meet, this here introvert in extrovert’s clothing is in need of a mental health break."

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"I know, I know, this isn’t an airport, I don’t need to announce my departure. I just know how some of you worry about me if I don’t post often enough," she continued. "But, I’m good. Honest. Taking a little social media cleanse/detox and a mental health break is a good thing and I’m grateful I’m at a place in my life where I’m aware enough to know when I’m overwhelmed and mentally/emotionally exhausted."

"Y’all take care of yourselves," she concluded. "I’ll be back before you know it."

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The break comes nearly a month after Bertinelli introduced her new boyfriend, Mike Goodnough on social media.

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Bertinelli and Goodnough are in a long-distance relationship, with Goodnough living on the east coast as a writer, and Bertinelli residing in Los Angeles on the west coast.

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Valerie Bertinelli introduced her new boyfriend, Mike Goodnough, in April.

The "Hot In Cleveland" actress first revealed she was in a new relationship in March. However, she kept his name private. The two went public with their relationship on social media on April 20, with Bertinelli posting a photo of them together, with the caption, "I’ll drink what you think and I’m high from smokin’ your jokes all damn night."

"It’s unlike any relationship that I’ve ever experienced with a man," she told USA Today in March, before explaining that she "wasn't expecting" to be in a relationship again after her divorce from Tom Vitale.

Prior to her marriage to Vitale, the "One Day at a Time" actress was married to musician Eddie Van Halen from 1981 to 2007.

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Valerie Bertinelli announced social media break due to mental and emotional exhaustion.

Afterward, her journey to find true love took time.

"I want to be clear that this process has taken a long time," she told People magazine last month. "I got more intentional about my healing. That meant a lot of walks with [my dog] Luna, a lot of therapy sessions, a lot of learning that I deserve to feel good."

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"First came the work," she continued. "Why I thought I didn't deserve to be loved. Why I was using food to numb my feelings. All the drama and trauma I hadn’t dealt with — with Ed and my last marriage."

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