As long as there is blood /claret/red stuff.......pumping through my veins .....i will never understand how....... Eddie van Halen ended up porking Valerie bertonelli......she is very...... very....... and i mean ........very sexually unattractive .........she reminds me of a shittier version of rachel ray ..........who is fucking truly unporkable on many levels!!!!! ......but she like valerie has a vagina ......... and some bastard ...... will park his sausage .........or as they say......... in they where i lived ........ any bastard will throw a sausage up a close/entrance/hallway/ .......which means.......... they will fuck anything!!!!!! ........maybe i am missing a sandwich in my picnic basket ..........but i just cannot pork a woman ........ because she has a vag/birth canal/stench trench/pussy/booyah!!!!!........i mean there are things like warts /cists/yeast/smell/and suchlike other things that you might get ,........plus as they get older ....the basement gets worse ......yes !!!!!.....call me shallow .....that i am ....but i cannot take a chance of penile rot ......listen i go to walmart to buy shit ....and it is shit cheap shit ....and i see some people in there which is fucking scary as fuck ......they ay love is blind ......some of these cunts need binoculars .....i see guys with walrus/manatees/seals......etc...etc......and the same with these women .....but some guys are afraid to be alone .....its teaching from miserable parents/religion/brainwashing/insecurity /lack of love/no father/....etc ....etc ......
However ......... back to blog in hand ...how the fuck did eddie van halen ....end up with valerie bertonelli........ was he high as fuck ? ( well that is a stupid thought .......)......listen he was van halen ....he could have had anything ....but a fat cook lady .....i think she is a cook !!!!!....what the fuck is she famous for anyways ......i am not sure .....he could have banged way .....way ....way and i mean way hotter than her..........and the poor bastard......... son....... wolfgang ......i think he might be pissed .......... his mom was not someone like farrah fawcett......or some playboy bunny .....or something in that arena .....i eman look at gene simmons ....... he dated that model sharron........ and other rock stars ......but Eddie ....... banged valerie ......i think she liked ....like all women.......... a bad boy !!!!!!......i have to tell you ......... i would have expected more from a rock star dad .......listen it is just my thoughts....disturbing ....but rock and roll ......its a fucked up seedy /low life /parasitical/nasty/ruthless/backstabbing biz......i personally ........think Wolfgang got a shit end of the stick .......call me shallow !!!! ......that i am .....but ....... just the fact ........he must have taken some flack for that ........ his dad being van halen and all ....and your mum being ......... Valerie bertonelli ......not like playboy .........that would have come with some bragging rights ...... right there ........but...... he has to tell his bros ......his dad fucked a fugazzi italian....... valerie ........i do not think she is a full bowl of rigatoni ......maybe .....3rd or 4th or even tenth Italian ......fuck...... i may be more ginny than her ......who knows just a thought process in my cranium ......
Call me a stickler for detail .....but you are really only a real Italian...... if you were born in Italy......similar ......... like Ireland .....France ....Russia.....i know......... it hurts like getting a pineapple shoved in your arse ........but it is the truth ......all the eating of spaghetti or flying flags ...if you are not born there then you are not ...it is a fact ......you are descent .....just like African american ....not african at all ....its a cop out ........easy to abandon your american heritage ..... at the drop of a hat !!!! .......so anyways ....... with that in minds .....poor bastard wolfgang .....you can tell he was a child of drugs /sex/rock and roll/and poor decision making.......... fucking on his dads part .....he ends up with the name of a great composer .......a drugged up dad....and a mum .....i guess........ he will never starve anyways ......i suppose there is always a silver lining .......guess his therapy bills are massive .........listen i would be pissed if it was me .......but what the fuck do i know right !!!!!,.......however don't hate the player ....hate the game ......
Valerie Bertinelli announces social media break amid mental exhaustion, urges fans not to 'worry'
Valerie Bertinelli is stepping away from the spotlight, at least for now.
On Friday, the actress and former Food Network star announced her plans to take a social media break due to mental and emotional exhaustion and urged her followers not to "worry."
"The last six or so weeks have been…a LOT," she wrote on Instagram alongside a selfie. "And while I am incredibly grateful for all your support for my book and everyone I’ve had the good fortune to meet, this here introvert in extrovert’s clothing is in need of a mental health break."
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"I know, I know, this isn’t an airport, I don’t need to announce my departure. I just know how some of you worry about me if I don’t post often enough," she continued. "But, I’m good. Honest. Taking a little social media cleanse/detox and a mental health break is a good thing and I’m grateful I’m at a place in my life where I’m aware enough to know when I’m overwhelmed and mentally/emotionally exhausted."
"Y’all take care of yourselves," she concluded. "I’ll be back before you know it."
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The break comes nearly a month after Bertinelli introduced her new boyfriend, Mike Goodnough on social media.
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Bertinelli and Goodnough are in a long-distance relationship, with Goodnough living on the east coast as a writer, and Bertinelli residing in Los Angeles on the west coast.
The "Hot In Cleveland" actress first revealed she was in a new relationship in March. However, she kept his name private. The two went public with their relationship on social media on April 20, with Bertinelli posting a photo of them together, with the caption, "I’ll drink what you think and I’m high from smokin’ your jokes all damn night."
"It’s unlike any relationship that I’ve ever experienced with a man," she told USA Today in March, before explaining that she "wasn't expecting" to be in a relationship again after her divorce from Tom Vitale.
Prior to her marriage to Vitale, the "One Day at a Time" actress was married to musician Eddie Van Halen from 1981 to 2007.
Afterward, her journey to find true love took time.
"I want to be clear that this process has taken a long time," she told People magazine last month. "I got more intentional about my healing. That meant a lot of walks with [my dog] Luna, a lot of therapy sessions, a lot of learning that I deserve to feel good."
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"First came the work," she continued. "Why I thought I didn't deserve to be loved. Why I was using food to numb my feelings. All the drama and trauma I hadn’t dealt with — with Ed and my last marriage."
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