Sunday, March 3, 2024

TATTOO BLUES ......

 



Listen up ....no one  forced you at gunpoint....... to get a tattoo .....you stupid cunt ........a useless  clit.......... of  epic  proportions .....you were  not   ordered  by a judge  to get a  tattoo  ....no you stupid  bastard  ........you done  this on your  own  time........ and  money .....you fucking idiot ......i will never  understand  tattoos......but if you are into self  mutilation........ and  pain..........and  throwing money into letting someone  put their ad on your  body ......then fucking good for  you !!!!!!.....as they say  or  always say in america .......she could get it  lasered off /..by why would she  ....she needs  the  attention .....look at her  a   brainless looking fuck .....she should do porn ....and use  that  banana  finger .........make her money  back .....i bet she paid   5  bucks  if .......if she paid  more.......... she  got ripped off ......a  5 year old kids   could  draw  that fucking tattoo.....jeuses  christ .....


I got the world's UGLIEST tattoo - I try not to cry when I look at it

A woman has been left devastated after getting 'the world's ugliest tattoo' on her finger - claiming it's so bad, she has to try not to cry when looking at it.

Marie Armstrong, who's currently living in Florida, made a video about her terrible experience and posted it under her handle @marieaarm on TikTok.

The clip has already been seen by more than 150,000 people, who flocked to the comments to give their verdict.

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She told viewers: 'I've never instantly regretted getting a tattoo until this one I got yesterday.

'I have a bunch of tattoos, most of them are on my hands, my fingers, I have a bunch of little critters, whatever.

A woman has been left devastated after getting 'the world's ugliest tattoo' on her finger - claiming it's so bad, she has to try not to cry when looking at it

A woman has been left devastated after getting 'the world's ugliest tattoo' on her finger - claiming it's so bad, she has to try not to cry when looking at it

'Anyway so about a year ago I got a tattoo of a banana and it completely faded. I got it on the side of my index finger. It completely faded which is pretty normal.

'I have a bunch of them so I know how they are - I had to get this one done four times, this one done three times in order for them to stay at least a little bit.

'They're still pretty faded but at least they're there. You can see them so I expected this.

'But this one faded like completely and you could not tell what it was. 'I didn't even count it as a tattoo I had.'

She continued: 'So, when my boyfriend told me he had a tattoo appointment and that he was getting a tattoo done by this artist who's really good and he's done a bunch of his other tattoos - they all look super good.

'I was like I'll go with you, I'll get my banana redone. So we get to the tattoo shop, no one speaks English. Everyone was speaking in Spanish, my boyfriend included.

'I did not know what was going on and then I soon realised that the guy who was tattooing him was not the same guy who was tattooing me.

'So there's this other guy and I don't know what's going on. This guy does not speak any English at all. So, it's pretty simple, it's a banana.'

Marie had shown the tattoo parlour her original banana design (LEFT) for reference, but ended up with ink that left her reduced to tears (RIGHT)

Marie had shown the tattoo parlour her original banana design (LEFT) for reference, but ended up with ink that left her reduced to tears (RIGHT)

Marie explains that she shows the tattoo artist a picture of the original banana tattoo when she first got it done and he starts free-handing, 'adding on the rest of the banana to what he can already see and sketching it'.

The TikToker reasoned: 'I didn't really expect him to print a stencil because you'd have to size it perfectly, so I'm like freehand, fine, you're an artist and this is what you do, you know what you're doing.

'Then we get to the tattooing part and they're like, 'this hurts a lot,' that's what my boyfriend said to me.

'I was like it's not that bad, I've gotten a bunch of finger tattoos, I can handle it, it's only for a minute and they're small anyways.

'Then they spray some lidocaine spray on me to numb it, which first off did nothing and second off I'm offended, I didn't want that, I can handle the pain, I'm not a b****.'

However, the real issue came when the ink was finished and Marie caught a glimpse of her new finger tatt. 

She recalls: 'Anyway, tattoo is done, I look at it and I'm trying not to cry. I know these are stupid, silly little goofy tattoos and maybe to you it doesn't matter how the f*** they look but I actually care.

'I actually liked my original banana and I thought it was adorable and you just put the ugliest piece of s*** ever on my body that I have to live with.



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