Thursday, November 23, 2023

HAPPY THANKSGIVING POEM

 

Every  year i try and post my thanksgiving poem   .....enjoy or not   .........




Every year Americans celebrate thanksgiving with turkey,i decided to write a pom through the eyes of a turkey........
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                    It sucks to be a Turkey at thanksgiving
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Thanksgiving comes but once a year,
in the coop there is the smell of fear .
it sucks to be a turkey at thanksgiving

As we shed some tears in our eyes,
we are all preparing for our good byes.
It sucks to be a turkey at thanksgiving ...

I know we only have   a year ,
but as i reminisce about the females in here .
since this is my last chance ,
i may as well get some rear.
It sucks to be a turkey at thanksgiving.

oh! well what the heck
they will pull out all my feather and wring my neck
It sucks to be a turkey at thanksgiving .....

The coop is filled with sobbing and sighs ,
we are all saying our last goodbyes.
because we know someone will be eating our thighs,
It sucks to be a turkey at thanksgiving.

It's a short life
  a hell of a fate ,
the thought of ending up .
with cranberries on a plate . 
it sucks to be a turkey at thanksgiving.

Alas my life has come to pass
i hate the thought
of being crapped out someones ass...........
It sucks to be a Turkey at thanksgiving...........

Extract from bathtub poetry ....thanksgiving 1999






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