Well i have than ten .......i can pick ...but then i am a shallow fucker .....and tend to notice women's flaws badly ....as i used to be a masseuse......
1.feet ....most women have nasty ass ...... fucked up feet........ because of the shoes........ they try and walk in ....the big toe ......barf!!!!!!
2..ankles ......inportant!!!!!!....... near the feet ...how can any man date a woman....... with cankles ........or chicken bones .......
3.the thighs a lot of older women has those skinny thighs .........chicken thighs ....... that ....... get really creepy........ when they get to near the vag/BC/clit/...then they have a large gap at the crotch .......barf !!!!!!....
4.winterbush and taco flaps ...no bueno !!!!!cannot take too many pubes ........ they trap sweat .......and piss...... and all sorts or discharge .......and as a germophobe ......spitting out pubes ......is not good ......especially........ winterbush .....some guys love it ...it was good in the 70"S......landing strips are all good .......
5. muffin top ..........aka.......mummy tummy ......looking up......... and eating rug......... and seeing gut .....call me shallow........ as i am really ....really shallow ......dont blame me ....its the game .....some guys will fuck anything ....you have to have standards .........if you do not settle for the best .....you will what's left of the rest .......
6. cans/lights/hounds/twins/lamps/jugs/sisters/boobs /tits/funbags/MG's(marmarry glands)..................whatever you call them ....those are important tools of sex ....if the tits have gone south........ and are all saggy /baggy.....then its a no...no.....i know ....don't roll you eyes!!!!! ....... that is why .......you rent the book...... not buy it .......like i say some men will settle for a dead set of lights ....these are important to play with .....i mean FFS ...look at selma hayek's ...lamps ...incredible ........some women keep those fuckers up ......heidi klum ...still up right .....dam !!!!!
7. make up ......ruins everything ...yes it makes ugly girls hot and hot girls hotter ....but the thought of it ....is kinda a scary ........ of what women today can do with make-up .....you do not know....... if you are fucking a complete porker .....with all the shit they can do,......
8.fake nails ...........fuck no .....coming at your dick with large false nails ........ kinda hot .......in a kinky sort of way .......sort of ....but they are creepy as fuck ....unless they are in good BJ scenes .....but scary .....
9.fake eyelashes ....you are not fooling anyone ......with the fucking paintbrushes on your fucking mincers /mince pies /eyes ..........they are great for trapping semen that's it .......
10...and worst of all hair extensions......no .....no...... no .........way we all know they are fake when you take them off........ its is not good ........ ever seeing a dead fucking cat ....... lying on the dresser ...............really bad ........fake hair they never ever match ever ......
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