I was a bar tender......... or steward in my life one of my many careers ......not the greatest ,....it is glamourous......... if you get the right bar ....... surroundigs ........ setting .....female bartenders always fair better........ why .....because a drunk guy is a pure fucking wanker .......he thinks he is banging the barmaid ..........and they all have two phone numbers ....... one for wankers ....... one for themselves .......i have worked in sports bars ....the worst place for idiots ....but the money is good if you area hot girl with tits ......and ass .......its alchohol .....i have seen every trick ....game ....stunt and shit in restaurants .....been there done that .........
bartenders are ususally a cliquey bunch........ and they drink at an after bar .......when they finish work ......they are all tarred by the same brush .......you night is day........ and your day is night ........that's why they black p their windows ....same with waiters .,........usually they all drink in the same bar .........after hours and the drunks have left .........and the shit they do to drunks when they do not know ....seen it all .........i got my cert with the legendary tony sylvesters school of bartending in florida .......funny fucking guy ......legend in the industry .......not a bad word about this man .........flrodia is one drunk ass state ........bars are a scam pure and simple .....drinks they sell ...but hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! for every smart guy ....there are ten thousand fools ......its the game baby the game .......i dated a bartender .......(female obviously you have to stae because of todays fucked up thinking .....).........lots of fun........ kinky ........ parties .......but one thing you can never do with a bartender .......is trust them no sireeeee bob.........look at jhn taffer's bar rescue ..........its a bad industry for dishonesty ......drug abuse ....theiving ....saw it with my own mincers ....mince pies .....eyes ..........alchohol and dishonest ....go together like .....coffee and cream/bondage and leather /chips and dips /whips and clips .bangers and mash/bubble and squeak/heroin and syringes/crack and pipes/milk and cereal/hookers and aids/nurses and doctors .......etc...... etc .....you know what i mean ........however bartending ...you get laid make money ....that is the be all and end all of bartending .......a bartender is only your friend ........ until you pay the bill ........with a nice tip ........yes they will give you that free drink ........ to make you think they like you ......stop tipping them ...... and they will leave you faster than a terrorist at an immigration hearing ........thats the game ....why else would you do it ....its to make money serve you drink ......get you drunk ....cash their tips and leave ........like waiters they really do not give a flying fuck about you ....when you die ........does your fav bartender come to your funeral .......only if you have not paid the bill .....fact jack ......don't hate them......... they are alcohol psychologists......they stand there......... and listen to your fucking shite..... of tales and garbage......... of your barfly........ pathetic ........lonely existence .......thats why bars are invented.....only crazy shit happens........ when you are fucking drunk......... sober people ........ do not have fun ..........alcohol is the release ....in devil gets out.......... i know ........i saw it .........been there done that ...........anyways enjoy...........or not ...!!!!!!!!!!
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