I am a connoisseur of coffee .....geez........ i drink enough coffee ......every fucking day!!!!!!! ......and believe it or not ....... the most places you would not expect to find good coffee......... has good coffee .....do not ask me why?.......well you.....can,, but its only a fucking blog........... so how can i reply........ unless you e- mail me .....at the address you know what it is ........however......... i can tell when a coffee is shit ........some fucking servers try and give me shit coffee.......... and that fucks up their tip ........ badly ......i like my coffee .......like my woman...... hot ....black........ and bitter .........no just kidding!!!!!!! .......i just wanted to see if you were paying attention ........yes........ hot and black ......some day........ with a little cream ..........you know as they say......... the swirl .!!!!!!!.......you always have to put your cream in a little coffee ......!!!!!!!......
Anyways a million dollar cafe ......does not mean the coffee is going to be spot on .....i have drunk coffee in some strange fucking places ......and i mean strange ......i have travelled to Singapore/hong Kong/Thailand/Australia/Abhu dabi/macau/malaysia/France /Greece/Austria Switzerland/Germany/Luxemburg/Uk.....i might have missed a few ....but the best coffee i ever had ......was in Greece ......yes Greeks....... can fucking do coffee my friend .......they have a afternoon snooze....... and they love their caffeine.......and their fucking ouzo ........brilliant people.......!!!!!!!! very good....... but the coffee is strong as fuck .....so if you wanna sleep ......you are fucked ......they are the connoisseurs of fucking taking life easy .....no complaints ......miami too......... that Cuban coffee ....... F.F.S .........no wonder the Cubans are fucking crazy as fuck .......that shit is gunpowder ....... and you get fucking lit ........AF ......my first venture into Cuban coffee was in Haileah(miami) ........fuck my old boots ........they have a different game ........and one of the other bad ass of the coffee world .....the Colombians .........they have the best coffee ...........the woman and the best snow .....i have never ever done cocaine .......why .....no bueno .....too afraid ......i have a tendency to go all out........and get hooked on shit ......so as a Floridian!!!!!! .....stay way just the coffee and the woman are fucking hot ......Brazilians can cook up good beans too ......with their women .......but the best place to chill is a shithole cafe in Maimi .......they have go it down .........some of the shittiest places........ hole in the wall motherfucking dumps ....... have the best food and coffee ....i do not know why .......but it happens .........i think its the machines ........i cannot understand it .......but why ask why !!!!!!!just drink coffee ......i do it is great and well ...don't hate the player it's the game .....feller the game .......why did it cost a million bucks ........really it did !!!!!!........hope the coffee is worth it ........chinese cannot make coffee for shit but tea .....yes !!!!......coffee i have never had coffee in a chinese restaunt.......... they look at me like i am a fucking degenerate....... or something ...they are always pushing green fucking tea.......hey ........it's china !!!!!!......they are famous for tea.......nowhere as good as the indians ......no .!!!!!not the fucking Navaho Indians/or Seminoles or clubfoots/no.!!!!!!.........the real Indians......... who make curry .....they grow tea on hills ......which gives it distinct tannin.......i grew up in UK and we had the best......... we were spoiled we had ...PG tips/brooke bond/......cup of tea love !!!!!!......not arf!!!!!...........the brits and their tea ..........fucking hell!!!!!!........when i came to America ........i started drinking coffee .....but the tea in America is shite ...........pure shit .......sorry .....its grown in flat plains ......not good .......sorry!!!!!!! ....anyways i am getting off track ....enjoy or not .......the million dollar cafe .......
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