Sunday, December 4, 2022

confessions.........

 



I was  a bartender for a  stint .......it lets you get into some interesting places ........and conversations ........and of course .......... you get laid easier  than the guy one the other side of  the bar buying all the  drinks ......the guy at the receiving end of the alcohol spectrum .....can be buying girls drinks all night and  walk away by himself ........but when you tend  bar  ......there is always invites to some shit .....or other ........and of course you always gets stories from a  loner  at a  bar  whether it be  male or  female ......you are  basically an  alcohol psychologist........and as we all know it's the lube that loosen the larynx........drunks talk...... and reveal .....it reveals and lets go of the demons pent up inside all of  us.......the real person .....is the drunk  person ....the free spirit ......... as to be called  ......i think it is why they call it spirits .......it releases them from the soul body whatever .......i have witnessed  pent up religious people getting drunk ........turning into to demonic loonies .......telling all sorts of sordid shit ........just because of  alcohol ......bartenders get to hear it all .......and of course is the bartender girl is pretty....... she makes the money .......always guys hang around the bar  thinking they have a  chance of porking/banging/fucking her .....but she likes the attention and the tips  ...its why they do it .......been there  done that .......it's a sideshow .......like i say when you don't  drink its harder to find the fun .......it's always fun when you are drunk .....but the price to pay sometimes ...... is  bad ......it's always good when you are sober  and  the  girl is drunk ....they turn into whores of exception ..........it's the business of  booze ........there are  thousands of  permutations of  how  to get drunk  .....from hard  liquor to plain old beer ..........but in the end .......its a lubricant of the soul .......it releases the demons ......and i have had  my fair share of releasing demons  .......they like to cause trouble  at any cost .......hence drinking no more .......but bartending is  for the pretty  girls ..........






Bartenders Are Sharing The Most Shocking Conversations They've Overheard While Working, And OMG

Have you ever wondered about all the wild conversations bartenders must overhear while behind the bar?

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Well, Reddit user u/Steelerfan345 posted in r/AskReddit, "Bartenders of Reddit, what is the strangest conversation you've ever overheard because people assume sound doesn't travel over the bar?" Here are some of the responses.

1."I work in a downtown hotel bar right across from our convention center. I’ve heard way too many negotiations between businessmen and sex workers. The last one I heard involved the guy asking the woman how much extra she'd charge to let his friend watch. (She said it was $200 to watch, $500 if he joins in.)"

u/kba41510

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2."I listened to tons of people telling their significant others that they were 'working late.' One guy even met a date later."

u/littleredhoodlum

3."I overheard a woman planning her dog’s birthday party and debating which dogs to invite, since some of the dogs didn’t get along with her dog."

u/dumbnew10

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4."I overheard a couple of guys plan how to rob me. I waved the bouncer over and they left. I'm not sure if they were serious or if it was a hypothetical conversation."

u/littleredhoodlum

5."A woman at a corporate event was explaining to three male coworkers how she loves the thrill attained from coke being snorted off her ass."

u/Nuremburger29

6."These siblings (ages 50s–60s) arguing over their (not even dead and, in fact, present at the table) mother’s will and who gets what. It ended in a heated argument and the son speeding off."

u/SoLittleAnswers18

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7."I used to bartend for a local club. There, I overheard a husband telling his wife that he was gay AND he was sleeping with her brother. The wife, obviously devastated, threw her drink at him and left."

u/Trepalation

8."I heard three women talking about some guy one of them was hooking up with. Apparently, the night before, the woman had puked all over his parts. They still had sex. I got ALL the details I never wanted."

u/AvgWhiteMale_AMA

9."On Valentine's Day this year, we had a guest who accepted a FaceTime from his girlfriend while his side chick was with him at the bar. He angled the phone so his girlfriend wouldn't see the woman, but it was so obvious."

u/dapineapple

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10."I listened to a couple have a very intense, whispered argument about custody. I assumed a kid. Turned out to be a cat."

u/littleredhoodlum

11."I once listened to three people have an in-depth discussion about how they were going to kill the 'local vampire,' and the steps to take to protect themselves from the coven that said vampire was surely from."

u/djbeesle

12."These three middle-aged women (alone at the bar) were discussing — in excruciating detail — their sexual fantasies, which centered on hooking up with younger men. I was 22 at the time. They obviously knew I could hear them, but it was so awkward. I stood there cutting the hell out of lemons and limes."

u/Dyslexicfetus

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13."I work in a hotel bar. There's a couple who come in every Monday. The kicker is that they're not married to each other: The woman got drunk and asked the guy if he thought about her when he had sex with his wife."

u/makedatb00tyb0unce

14."Once, this older couple (mid-50s) were talking about their 'bedroom problems.' The guy clearly had impotence issues, and the lady kept complaining that she was feeling frustrated because he was frustrated. And Viagra wasn't really helping, or at least not helping enough. Let's just say that other people around them weren't as comfortable as they were about the conversation."

u/makemesmile92

15."Years ago, I had someone yell 'RIP, Olivia Newton-John!' and I interjected that she wasn’t dead (at the time). Big mistake. The guy got on one of those drunk loops about how I was wrong until we closed 20 minutes later. I even showed him on my phone that she wasn’t dead, and he said, 'You can google anything.'"

u/TubeOfPuddingJr

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16."I bartended at a country club, and there was this one group of tennis ladies who would always sit at the bar and get absolutely wasted on weeknights at our wine nights. They took a liking to our main bartender and would try to talk to him about their favorite sex positions and how awful their husbands were, and they'd slip him their numbers. They gave me death glares every time I’d be bartending with him."

u/colourtheera

17."I've heard debates over whether or not my boobs were real."

u/littleredhoodlum

18."I overheard two businessmen having after-work drinks on a Friday, where the conversation built up to one of the sweetest sentiments I've heard. At first the usual, 'Lemme tell ya, you're a good person. I love you, man!' Later on (still fairly basic): 'You and me, we buy motorcycles!' To, finally, this gem: 'If a tornado were to blow you away, I would fly after you.'"

u/IndiEstructibleProd

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And finally (and unfortunately), this:

19."Even though we were busy, I clearly heard a woman say to her friend, 'Hey, look, the bartender's really cute!' Friend: 'No, he's not!' Response: 'Oh yeah, you're right.'"

u/starskys-hutch

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