First off i hate beer .....all things beer,,,,,, and beer related shit ...wh y......first of......... i hate the smell of stale beer ....it's reminiscent of old glasgow pubs.... mixed with old codgers .......and piss....that........ and growing up as a kid....... at football matches...... and the stadium smelled of piss and beer ...and beer to me is disgusting ......it tastes like piss........ looks like piss... and froths like piss ......some people love it ........i have a hatred for it ...i cannot explain .....like some people hate that relative ........ who they cannot get rid of .....like that ........only worse ....or that annoying friend they invite to dinner ....you hate that knows everything ....or the wine afficianando....... who thinks wine can be determined by its oakiness ...... the sunset...... and vinyard .......and rain .....bollocks ....wine is a leg opener....... to get drunk........ to get a chick drunk and laid ..........
however......... beer a fucking really annoying alchohol........ its classless ......... it spans from beer gardens .......oktober fest ......to 40 ozers in the ghetto./hood/slum/projects.....to old pubs .....to beer gardens....... and the most annoying of all ........ micro boutique breweries......where you get these guys who say they are brew masters form bavaria...... or some nazi fucking place ....in bavaria or whatever .......who cares....... it america .....they will drink piss through a sock....... to get drunk in america.......... they don't care a fuck .......drink is drink ........if it was served in a poly bag ...... americans would still drink it to get drunk ..........that.s a fact
boutique breweries ....or gastro pubs....... another fucking bullshit term ....made up .......to charge your dumb ass more .......are annoying to me ...... why because visually.......... you go in there...... and they try and pair it with food ........ ....piss heads/drunks/yobs.......don;t care about fucking pairing food with beer......... as long as it washes down and they get drunk ........
Listen up ...... there is only 2% of the planet ....... that is gourmet......... the rest is gourmand ....they would not . know pie for paella.....or spam from ham ........ts a true fucking fact ........ most people bullshit they know food ....the majority of food is coated in salt and butter.....salt and butter invoke flavour on your tasted buds dumbasses .....if you think i am insulting you....and you are angry .........then i am doing my job ......unpaid of course it's fun ..........
and all these brewhouses...... the guys all look the same ...they look like gay steam punks railroad engine drivers......... crossed with psuedo lumberjacks....you know that wyatt erp ....broke back look .....you know ....... you are thinking this ......... but afraid to say right .....becasue the wife will kick you in the nuts ......right !!!!!...well i am saying it because i do not fucking care or give a shit .........if a brewmaster was clean shaven and looking like taht fucking duffus bastard mark zucherburg ........you would not relate....... but they have that .....wyatt erp look it's what so called beer drinkers associate with ....... and now they have pubs with axe throwing mixed with beer ...that's all we need ....fucking drunk louts getting hammered on piss ...... thinkning they are vikings ....fuck me what.s next chainsaw throwing .......beer houses will do anything to make money .....next they will have log sawing in pubs ......,,you know all these macho fuckers wanna think they are bad ass vikings or fruity as lumberjacks .........
Oh!!!!!! by the way .........did i mention i hate beer .....however........ home made beer .......i got off topic with all the bullshit beer .....well home made beer is for the redneck guys ........who wanna be bad asses ....... but their wife will not let them leave their man cave /garage /basement.....because they are not allowed to go to pubs....... and have fun .......they are only allowed the wives friends husbands ........ in the garage /basement....... to drink home made piss .....and talk about manly subjects like chainsaws/mowers/HEMIs/work/house/bikes/home depot/lowes /........and their jobs .......the wife knows when he is drunk......... he will fall asleep and she does not need to put up with his shite........ and he cannot get done for drunk driving ....while she can sit in the kitchen talking about wine ...Adderall....... and fucking the fitness guy........ while he is at work .......paying bills .....seen it with my own eyes .....why else would you make home made beer ....oh that and save cash ....but it''s like dunkin donuts coffee ....its just not the same as getting it at dunkins........
Yes Beer, You Can Brew at Home
Northern Brewery – Brew Share Enjoy Kit
The top-rated homebrew kit in the world now is the Brew Share Enjoy Kit from U.S-based Northern Brewery owned by The Blackstreet Capital Holdings, LLC. This kit comes with an all-in-one kit to jumpstart your homebrewing adventures. It comes with a recipe for a German-based ale as well as a descriptive brewing instruction manual. It is the top of the range and therefore caters to those serious to make homebrewing their reality.
Midwest Supplies Company – Simply Beer Kit
Blackstreet Capital Holdings also owns the Midwest Supplies Company which supplies a very similar kit to the Bew Share but is more for those on a budget with a smaller yield. It is not entirely all-in-one for it doesn’t come with the brew kettle or a stirring spoon. They have, however, simplified the brewing process for you by providing a fermenter without the siphon for a 1-gallon batch. Don’t worry too much about these phrases. The kit comes with a manual explaining all the instructions and relative terminology. It is perfect for those who have extremely limited space.
Coopers Brewery Limited – DIY Beer Home Brew Kit
It is rare for a commercial brand to exploit their secret recipe but Coopers Brewery Limited, the largest Australian-owned brewery is not concerned and has provided a 6-gallon all-in-one home brewery kit. They are the only brewery that has made a homebrew kit and made themselves accessible beyond Australia to beer-expert nations like South Africa and parts of the U.S. It is incredibly easy to use and because it isn’t just any brand making this kit, Coopers ensures that the best quality ingredients are used in the “grain to glass” process.
Best Low-Effort System – Muntons Craft Beer in a Bag Kit
If you really want to keep it simple and make a beer that is as easy as purchasing one at a bar, then look no further: Munton’s Low-Effort Craft Beer System is the one for you. Yes, in a bag and all you must do is simply and within 30 days you have 25 pints of beer. You don’t need to purchase any kit-related materials, you simply just order a new brew bag.
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