happy hour... sometimes

I  always thinking about stuff and things ..... And how crazy life is ...... The best one to me is happy hour ....... Yes you get 2 4 1..... Or sometimes three ...... But I was a bartender ....... Been a lot of things in my life ...... But bartender was one of the worst jobs ..... You are constantly serving alchohol ..... Yes that's right ..... But you know as sure as fuck you are dispensing misery ...... And sure yes ..... Being sober ..... Is less fun ..... Because drunk chicks are always way more fun ..... They are usually five  drinks from being a lesbian ......... Seen it ...... Been to many bartenders new years in the keys ...... Fucking nutso....... However .... But happy hour ...... I have seen many many times people are so fucked up drinking ...... And you are only as good as the bar .... And as we all know alchohol is a depressant ........and when people are drunk ..... They really are intoxicated ...... I have been in a bar and saw a customer walk out ..... And he was killed ten minutes later in his car ..... Bar knew it .... But no one cared ...... But I am sure there are other horror stories worse than this ...... I was always wondering .... How it got the name. Happy hour. ....... Its even sounds better when it's called cocktail hour ....... I hate that word ..... It's psuedo for sugary drink ..... Same shit. ..... Fuck you up just the same
.I mean I get it alchohol .... It releases the inhibitions for many people who feel pent up ..... Or trapped ..... Alchohol is that Jekyll and Hyde fluid ...... I cannot drink it ..... It brings out that bad on me so ...... I avoid it like the plague ........ Of course alchohol is needed ...... Or people would be miserable ...... I. Not saying all drinking situations are bad ....... I have said this before ...... This is how ugly guys and chicks got laid ...... And I am sure loads of pregnancies .....,.. it gives ditch courage as it's called ...... But can you imagine life without alchohol ...... Some countries .ban it ..... Mind you ........miserable third world fucked religious countries ..... Who hate womenrew  ban  it .........but just normally .......people will  not attend you party unless you have booze ........I know it can complicate as well as bring joy ........
.I know I dated a religious girl ......very very very conservative .......until she had a drink ..... Best sex ever ...... As soon as she was sober ....... Totally different chick ...... So it does have a positive ...... But I have an lost dear friends to the demon....... Total took over their lives ...... ..

My point in all of it ..... It's not till we pay sums of money ...... To poison ourselves ..... With pretty glass bottles and an array of nectars ...... With millions of permtations of mixtures served by a smiling face ..... We release  Jekyll or a Hyde that change change out lives forever ......... 

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